So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 155 Listen to who is secretly speaking ill behind your back!

"Hey, so I said it all."

Hongli looked at her aunt with a displeased face, and complained: "Are you guys looking so idle? Hold on to me!"

Among the four-member law enforcement team that came in, Nan Xiaoyi secretly dragged Xingyun aside again to brainwash her.

Occasionally hearing one or two very inspiring lines, and catching a glimpse of the little stars in Xingyun's eyes, Hong Li wondered whether there was a possibility that even if she returned those spirit stones to Xingyun in time, it would still be possible. Will be cleared soon?

She also stuck a lot of spirit stones upside down!

She wanted Xingyun to use the money to eat something good, not to add more members!

The other two girls were rubbing their heads in the corner, murmuring something from time to time, Hongli's ears were shaking slightly, and the relationship history about her aunt was rushing into her ears, which made her feel a little rushed The urge to hook up with those two girls in the past and join their conversation.

"So, I've said it many times!"

Hongli lay down with her head up helplessly, and said weakly: "It was really just an accident, the pot lid and the kitchen knife eloped and fled, it's beyond my control!
You believe me, I really have no idea of ​​running away, really! "

"Oh! It's true!"

With a suspicious expression on her face, Hongling moved closer, and whispered in Hongli's ear: "Be honest, is it because your little boyfriend lives at the bottom of the mountain, so you are in a hurry to see him?"

"Please, why do you think I'm in a hurry?"

Hongli spread her hands, her face full of indifference: "We live so close together, neither of us is in any danger... Uh, probably.

It's not that I can't live without him for a moment. I still have food, novels, comics... There are a lot of things to enjoy in my life. If you close it at home, it doesn't matter to me anyway.

Besides, we are both determined to be in a relationship, and we will be together again sooner or later, so there is no rush, right? "

After a pause, Hongli looked at her aunt with contempt: "So, only a certain guy who wants to dream of it will be full of those weird things all day long, right?
Oh, how do you say that?The more people lack something, the more they think about it all day long? "

Hongling: "..."

Hongling: "???"

"you……"

Hongling's lips trembled, and she looked at Hongli with grief and indignation: "You..."

"What am I?"

Hongli folded her arms with both hands, raised her chin: "What? Did it hit your sore spot?"

"Wow! Xiaoli, you are not human!"

Hongling hugged Hongli, her eyes were red: "You know you still bully me, you still stimulate me, you still show off..."

"Tch, you broke in by yourself."

"I don't care, anyway, my aunt is sad!"

"Then shall I comfort you?"

"Hurry up!"

"Ow."

……

"Um, am I awake..."

Heiyang opened his eyes ignorantly, looked at the gray scene in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that he is indeed awake."

"People who really wake up won't think about your strange questions at all."

An inexplicably familiar voice came: "You are still asleep, and you are still dreaming."

"Aha?"

Heiyang frowned, turned his head, and felt a sudden cardiac arrest: "What the hell..."

"Young people should speak less swear words, and they will be more popular."

Meng Poyun rolled her eyes at Heiyang: "Are you so unhappy to see grandma?"

"Ah this, that, I, not..."

Hei Yang was a little incoherent: "Why did I see you again! Didn't you promise to never see you again!?"

"Could it be that……"

Heiyang's eyes widened suddenly: "I belched again? I was poisoned to death?!
It's bad, it's bad, everyone said that sex is a knife, thinking that I, Heiyang, was young and vigorous, and I didn't know the hardships and dangers of this world, and now I look back and cry, I only regret that..."

"Okay, okay, don't add drama to yourself there."

Granny Meng waved her hand: "You are not dead, you are alive and well.

Besides, after you die in that world, no one will pick you up, let alone someone as gentle as grandma give you soup, it will just dissipate in the world of roaming world.

Tsk tsk, I have nothing to say about the path I chose. "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang pointed to himself and asked curiously, "Am I not dead?"

"No."

"Great!"

Heiyang cheered, and suddenly turned to look at Granny Meng with dead eyes: "So, what's the matter with you, Granny, come to me all day, I don't want privacy, don't I have private space? I'm not you guys Employees of the underworld, you are not welcome in our traveling world!"

"You boy, if you lived in a time of war, you might be the one who leads the way for the enemy."

Po Meng glanced at Heiyang, and complained: "Just "let's travel around the world", right? You really know how to blend into the world.

Moreover, grandma, I didn't take the initiative to find you, so don't wrong people indiscriminately. "

"What is integration?

My family is here, I was born here, and I will start a family here in the future, and the hostess of the family is also from here, so am I not a native of the country? "

"You really like it there, but you will become a wild ghost who cannot be reincarnated in the future. Don't blame grandma for not wanting you."

"Absolutely not!"

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Okay, okay, since you didn't take the initiative to find me, grandma, then put me back!"

"It's because I didn't take the initiative to find you, so I can't let you go back."

Granny Meng explained slowly: "This is your dream, because you just dreamed of me, and you have some relationship with me because of the previous things, so I lowered my thoughts and responded to your call."

"Ah, so I'm dreaming?"

Heiyang's complexion suddenly became strange: "So...?"

"Because grandma tormented you before, so you want to beat the old man in your dream?"

Meng Po said quietly: "Huh?"

Hei Yang: "!"

A bad premonition suddenly appeared in his heart, and Heiyang directly waved to Ochumelov.

"Hey, where is it, how can I, even in my dream, I am a three-good boy who respects the elderly, and I won't have any bad ideas!"

"Better this way."

Po Meng replied angrily: "This is your dream, yes, but your dream is false, and my idea is true.

It was because you subconsciously thought of me in your dreams that I thought something was wrong with you, and I thought of coming to help you, but you are still thinking of bad ideas here! "

"Ah, how come..."

Hei Yang waved his hand, a little scared in his heart: "I just dreamed about you, you can sense it?"

"Is it strange?"

Possibly Meng said: "Didn't you also learn how to prevent other people's calculations?
You are just a small way as long as others calculate you, you will be aware of it.

For some people with advanced cultivation, as long as others feel malicious towards him, or mention his name, or even insult him in their hearts, they can sense it and impose corresponding punishments.

Grandma, my cultivation base is not very good, so I can only sense your call in dreams, and this is because you have interacted with me, if it were someone else, there would be no way to see me. "

Speaking of this, Po Meng paused, comforting Heiyang and said: "Don't worry about it all day long, lest this big guy come across the world to catch you, and that big guy comes across the world to beat you up or something.

You travel world is not anyone who wants to come here, someone is covering it!
I let that avatar come in before, and it was only after permission. "

"Then when will you go...uh, I mean, when will I wake up..."

"How will I know when you wake up?"

Granny Meng put a question mark on her head, as if you were teasing me: "Didn't you sleep in bed by yourself?"

"Ah, is there a possibility..."

Heiyang beeped softly: "Did I actually faint?"

"Wait, let me see..."

Granny Meng blinked her cloudy eyes, and looked Heiyang up and down: "Tsk tsk, boy, you don't drink grandma's soup, but you dare to drink that stuff?"

"Ah, this is not it, the situation is different!"

Heiyang scratched his head: "Think about it, she cooks so hard that no one dares to eat it, so it always looks a bit bad...

But when I wake up, I must teach her how to cook. I really can't imagine why cooking can be done like this! "

"Well...how should I put it...the heat is low..."

Granny Meng said casually: "The pot is not very good, she can't let her hands and feet go, so naturally it will be like this."

"Let go of your hands and feet?!"

Heiyang's pupils trembled: "She was almost sent to you for a small test, and you want her to let go?"

"Tsk, grandma, I'll just say it casually, and you just listen casually."

Granny Meng blinked her eyes and smiled cheerfully: "I think it will take three or four hours for you to wake up. Do you want to go to another place with grandma and have fun?"

"Where are you going to play?"

"Naihe Bridge."

After Po Meng's words fell, Heiyang was in a trance, and there was a whistling wind in his ears, and there was a scene that was both familiar and unfamiliar.

Really Wangchuan River, Naihe Bridge, Meng Po Pavilion, Huangquan Road...

At the bridge entrance, there are many ghosts, and countless dead souls are either numb or excited, and are urged to move forward on the bridge.

In the pavilion at the entrance of the bridge, an old woman with a kind face is serving bowls of soup, and let the dead souls with different expressions drink it, turning into the same ignorant faces. clear.

"hiss……"

Hei Yang couldn't help shivering: "I really forgot everything!"

"How about it, revisiting the old place, do you feel nostalgic?"

"is a bit……"

Hei Yang looked at Granny Meng with a smirk on his face helplessly. The figure in the pavilion was probably her real deity: "I feel a little weak in the legs."

"Come closer and take a look."

After Granny Meng's voice fell, the scene in front of Heiyang changed again, only to find that he had appeared in Po Meng's pavilion, and the old lady who was serving soup was too busy to turn around, and handed over a big spoon: "Anyway, you still have three It takes four hours to wake up, come and help grandma with some work."

Hei Yang: "!!!"

(End of this chapter)