So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 156 Every day when I open my eyes, I just work hard to type, work hard, and never lie!

"Wow! This..."

Heiyang pointed at himself with a big spoon, with an expression of disbelief on his face: "Do I look like a bad guy? Why do you ask me to help!"

"Ok?"

Po Meng tilted her head and asked curiously, "You don't want to?"

"Ah... even if you threaten me..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, but his tone was firm: "I won't give in either!
I am now a law-abiding free man, you have no reason to order me!
Even if you want to oppress me with great strength, I will..."

"Will you resist to the end?"

Granny Meng was a little surprised, but her hands kept moving, she kept repeating the action of scooping up soup and passing bowls: "Good boy, you have courage..."

"I'll do it obediently..."

Hei Yang shrank his head: "However, you are considered an official, big or small, and you are a government employee who belongs to an official organization. You shouldn't do that kind of thing like shooting an innocent boy at will..."

"Tsk tsk..."

Granny Meng couldn't help laughing, she moved her fingers lightly, and fixed a dead soul who wanted to pass by before drinking the soup, and the soup turned into a stream and poured into the opponent's mouth: "You are right, grandma will definitely not How about you, I just want to hear, what is your reason for refusing?"

"This also needs a reason?!"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Do you need a reason for refusing to work? Laborers should have their own leisure time!
I'm so tired when I'm awake, and I finally get some sleep, and you want me to work in my dream?This is going to hang up... Ahem!
In short, I can't be stuffed with things that don't belong to me for no reason...

Well, yes, do your own thing, grandma, you can't be lazy! "

Heiyangyu said earnestly: "Think about it, now you let your classmates do your homework for you, and when you enter the society, you still..."

"How about it?"

Po Meng looked at Hei Yang with a half-smile: "What will happen if you step into the society?"

"It will be more comfortable...ahem..."

Granny Meng's eyes made Hei Yang a little scared, but it's a matter of principle, and he can't give in!
Today he gave in and did the work for three hours, what about tomorrow?What about the day after tomorrow?
Could it be that every day after he fell asleep, oh, no, after he dreamed of Po Meng, would he be pulled over and bullied?

Hei Yang will never be a tool man!

Having said that, why did he dream of Grandma Meng?

Sure enough, it was Hongli's bowl of soup that made him have bad associations...

Well, yes, it's all Hongli's fault!
"Anyway, I won't do this!"

Heiyang sat down cross-legged: "Of course, if you want to hurt me, you must tell me in advance, so that I can beg for mercy in time!"

"Then if I don't want to hurt you..."

"Don't do it!"

Madam Meng: "..."

What kind of contestant is this? He first told her that as long as she made a move, Hei Yang would immediately succumb.

Then I told her that it's wrong to hit someone with your hands, but as long as you don't do it, I won't move no matter what you say...

"Do you think this kid deserves to be beaten?"

Heiyang beeped softly: "So hurry up and drive him away, it's so annoying to see!"

"You..."

Granny Meng sighed: "Now I suddenly start to doubt whether you can finish the task I gave you before..."

"Oh, by the way, I forgot if you didn't tell me..."

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "That's too cumbersome. There are so many dead souls and so many steps. I have to do it all day long. At a certain stage, I have to work the night shift? This is too tortured." People!"

"Young people nowadays, can't bear a little tiredness?"

Po Meng didn't look back, and while she was making the soup, she handed the soup to the dead souls on the bridge quickly and skillfully.

"Grandma, I repeat this job day after day. Some dead souls have been reincarnated in front of me for countless times. I look familiar, but grandma, I didn't complain about suffering or tiredness, did I?"

"If you're not tired, what are you going to do in retirement, just keep doing it..."

Madam Meng: "..."

"Ahem, that, it wasn't what I said just now..."

Seeing that Grandma Meng's expression was wrong, Hei Yang immediately reined in: "Just now, it was my other personality just now, yes, I have multiple identities, and just now another personality came online to speak!

Well, that personality has only been born a few years ago, kid, grandma, don't be as knowledgeable as him! "

"Go down with a spoonful of soup..."

Meng Po said quietly: "It doesn't matter how many personalities you have, I will eliminate them for you."

"Ah, that poor Heiyang personality will be accidentally injured..."

"I think that's the one that should be wiped out the most!"

"How can you think so, ha, ha ha ha..."

Heiyang laughed twice, changed the topic, but still directed the conversation in the direction he wanted: "Look, I've been talking nonsense to you, which must have disturbed your work efficiency, so let me quickly Climb!"

"Work efficiency or something...it's okay!"

Granny Meng shook her head, and said indifferently: "It's not like I can't do things like multitasking, grandma, and there are still many avatars doing things everywhere, and you still need to chat and gossip?
The reason why it is so slow is because they can't pick up the speed of drinking soup, not me. "

"It's so powerful..."

Heiyang scratched his head, and looked curiously at the long line at Naihe Bridge, "It seems, it's really like this...

However, do so many people die every day..."

old, young, male, female...

There are soldiers in armor with a hole in their head...

There is a scholar who sticks out his long tongue and commits suicide for some reason...

There are ignorant young children who died of accidents...

There is also a girl who is graceful and charming, but has an unlucky face...

"Really are……"

Hei Yang, who was in this long line back then, was not in the mood to look carefully, but looking at it now, it shocked him.

At a glance, all ages, all kinds of strange ways of death are presented in front of Hei Yang, and the fragility of life is fully revealed here.

[So, I don't have so many grand pursuits, as long as I can live without worrying about food and drink, I am extremely lucky.

If there are people you love and people who love you, that is the greatest happiness! 】

A thought that he had always had appeared in Hei Yang's mind. Really, he felt extremely lucky, not only reflected in things like opening gift boxes, but in his life, there were too many things worth feeling happy about.

Fortunately, he was able to come to the travel world, fortunately to be the child of his parents, fortunately to meet Xiaoli...

This is what Heiyang thought before, but now seeing this endless queue, he has strengthened his heart: as long as he quietly and leisurely watches the flowers bloom and fall in the city of five colors every year, it is enough Yes.

"The number of people sent in this batch is relatively small."

Meng Po took a look at Heiyang, and said some indifferent words: "Whenever you see hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of people in the same death condition, it will be called a lot of people.

Just the three thousand worlds managed by this underworld, famines, accidents, wars, plagues...

Sometimes the dead die piece by piece, that's where it goes. "

"Ugh..."

Hei Yang opened his mouth, but his heart was still in shock: "Seeing so many dead souls every day, will my heart become numb from the cold?"

"Isn't that right?"

Meng Po said leisurely: "So, Lord Yan said: Only you, a good man of all ages, can keep a trace of compassion after witnessing so many deaths...

Tsk tsk, I really don't know why I did so many good deeds before, and now I'm getting retribution. "

"what……"

Hei Yang listened to Po Meng's speech that was extremely inconsistent with the core values ​​of good people and good things in the underworld, and reminded him in a low voice: "Grandma, be careful with what you say, if any big boss overhears you, you will be expelled in a fit of anger... Uh, no, Postpone your retirement date again, that's bad!"

"hiss!"

Granny Meng came to her senses: "Indeed! I haven't talked to anyone like this for many years, and I was a little outspoken for a while... Cough cough, Xiaoyang, what grandma said just now..."

"I didn't even hear it!"

"A sensible child."

"That is!"

Heiyang smiled, stood up at some point, and handed the soup to the passing souls: "Then you don't have so many clones, why don't you make a few clones, or find a few in the underworld? How about a little ghost who is younger than your official come to help?
See how lonely you have been doing this job all these years! "

"Hmph, besides me, you are the only one who thinks this is a tiring job."

Granny Meng snorted softly and explained: "In the eyes of other dead souls, this is a beautiful job.

You only need to cook the soup and pass the bowl, and you can get the huge merit of Duhua alone. Do you understand the gold content in this!

When grandma and I resign from the yin position, even if there is no shelter from the underworld, the huge merits on my head will make me go smoothly, and no one will dare to mess with me.

This kind of work must be done by myself, and if I find someone else, I will share this merit.

It's not that grandma is stingy, but that there are regulations in the underworld. If the merits of Meng Poting on my side are reduced, and if they are more in other places, it will be messy. "

"Aha?"

Hei Yang looked confused: "What about me? I won't share your merits?"

"You..."

Meng Po glanced at Heiyang: "I said that your traveling world is not under the control of the underworld, so you should understand?"

"Temporary workers! No one is there without paying people and working hard, being scolded for being blamed and scolded, careful to please colleagues, and the company sends money to check for this person?!"

"clever!"

Hei Yang: "..."

(End of this chapter)