So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 202 Hope is generally a poor guide, but an ideal traveling companion

"Well……"

Heiyang slowly opened his eyes, and subconsciously wanted to turn over, but found that he was still unable to move.

The memory gradually came to life, and Heiyang suddenly thought that he had been plotted against by Hong Li, and now he couldn't move, and could only be slaughtered by Li.

Although Xiaoli didn't do anything too extreme for the time being, who knows what's going to happen next, the first day was so terrifying, he didn't even dare to think about what would happen next!
However, at least now his eyelids can move, and he can open and close his eyes freely... Damn!

But then again, why is it so empty around me?

For Xiaohuo, she should have gotten up to learn from Copper Snake. She is still in the growth and development stage, and her sleep is still very regular. Go to bed early and get up early to be healthy.

It's just... why did Hong Li disappear?

Did she fall out of bed again?This time it can't be said that he kicked it down!

[Hei Yang: Hello?Red glass?Is Hongli there? 】

[Hongli: Huh? 】

[Hongli: Oh, you're awake, I'll take care of you later, lie down for a while. 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hei Yang: So what are you doing?

Waking up so early can't be the practice, the sun has risen from the west? 】

[Hongli sent a video request]

【connected】

"Look, I'm busy now, and I won't be able to leave for a while."

Hong Li held a large spoon in her hand, and in front of her was a cauldron that was on fire. The lid was tightly covered, and it seemed to be shaking?
【Black Sun: ... 】

【Hei Yang: Haha, you must be doing the laundry, right? You must be doing the laundry. You must not be cooking, right?Ha ha! 】

"what?"

Hongli frowned, looking confused: "What nonsense are you talking about?

Isn't this obvious, your caring girlfriend is preparing breakfast for you!

Do you know how difficult it is to overcome your instinct to crawl out of bed, shouldn't you be moved to see me like this? "

[Hei Yang: Ah, being moved is definitely being moved, but, can you just be moved and not eat! 】

Hongli frowned: "What's wrong, picky eaters, right? My mother at home will be sad if she finds out!"

[Hei Yang: No, no, no, I will be sad if I eat my mother, long-haired people give short-haired people...]

"Okay, why are you so busy?"

Hongli snorted softly: "Anyway, you're determined to eat, but I'll eat with you, so it's okay!"

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hei Yang: Why bother, is there any benefit to you by hurting each other? ! 】

"Didn't you say it all?"

Hongli frowned and said: "It is said that as long as the method is correct, the nutrients in the ingredients can be retained and the impurities can be discharged without being poisonous."

After a pause, Hongli looked at Heiyang: "You told me this, don't you even believe yourself?!"

"Ah this..."

"Okay, don't say much, it seems to be the last step!"

Hongli turned her head to look at the pot, and sure enough, she found that the lid of the pot had a tendency to run away, she raised her brows immediately, and reached out and "slapped" the pot to hold it down!

"Heh, I actually almost succeeded last time, but the quality of the kitchen knife was not good, so I fell short."

Hongli snorted coldly: "This time I will directly hold you with my hand, if you have the ability, you can break my hand!"

(Dangerous action, monks below the Foundation Establishment period should not imitate.)
【Hei Yang: Ah, it's too bloody, it's just cooking, Sister Li won't, won't...]

"Don't persuade me."

There was flame in Hongli's eyes: "This is already a hurdle in my heart, it is a demonic obstacle!
As long as I don't make something that can be eaten for a day, it will be a permanent shadow in my heart! "

[Hei Yang: If you can eat it...you can cut a tomato and shake it with some sugar, it's all right, it's simple...]

"Can that also be called rice?!"

Hongli frowned: "If you don't need to prove yourself with such a difficult dish, then what is the difference between me and those kitchen killers!"

[Hei Yang: You are more lethal than them, and you are also good and playful...]

"What did you say?!"

【Hei Yang: Ah, I said your hand is not hot on it, I will feel sorry for you! 】

"Ouch, disgusting hypocrisy."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Are you afraid that the dignified fire magic monk will be burned? Besides, this is a special magical pot that I have spent a lot of spirit stones on. It's not a problem to insulate it!"

【Hei Yang: Was it premeditated...Then your money...】

"That's right, it's exactly what you think it is!"

Hongli said confidently: "I used the money you gave me!"

【Black Sun: ... 】

Complicated, autistic.

"Well, I can feel it..."

Hongli stared at the pot cover solemnly: "The power contained in it is getting stronger and stronger, as if some powerful and magical treasure is about to be born, and it is like a giant kun entering the sea, and the kunpeng spreads its wings, promoting the continuous development of human civilization. ...

Hei Yang, can you hear it, can you see it, we are about to succeed, this will be a historic moment! "

[Hei Yang: I have a kind heart, and I can't bear to see such a cruel scene. 】

【Hei Yang: Besides, this is not our house. Don’t blow up other people’s houses. At that time, a restricted area of ​​life will be artificially created at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain...】

[Hei Yang: Well, when we go home and have our own house, you can blow it up casually, okay? 】

"Can't hear, can't hear."

Hong Li pressed the other hand on the lid of the pot, took a deep breath, and her eyes flashed: "At the last moment, we must take it down!"

"boom!"

A muffled sound exploded, scaring Heiyang's heart to "thump", if not for being unable to move, he would have jumped up now!

However, the expected fryer didn't happen. Instead, after a muffled sound, the pressure from under the lid suddenly dissipated.

It's just that Hongli still hasn't let down her vigilance, she won't repeat the same mistakes this time!
Time passed by, Heiyang and Hongli stared at the pot nervously, the flame below had been extinguished, but there were beads of sweat dripping from their foreheads.

One minute, two minutes...

Hongli's eyes became brighter.

Heiyang showed a shocked expression, could it be that it really succeeded?
"..."

Hongli's shoulders began to tremble: "Hehehe..."

She suddenly moved her hand away, looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Haha! Haha! (Four voices) I knew it, it's not that I, Hongli, can't do it, it's just whether I want to do it or not!

Mere cooking, no longer can stop my footsteps! "

"..."

Hongli carefully wrapped Heiyang in a bib, and was moved from the bedroom to the dining table, Heiyang's eyes blinked frantically.

That's right, he was kidnapped!Help!
"What's not to like?!"

Hongli snorted softly, and patted Heiyang's shoulder with one hand: "You know, this is the legendary couple feeding!
I will cook for you and feed you with my own hands, so you can have fun secretly!

Maybe I won't be bothered to cook for you in the future, you should cherish it, okay? "

[Hei Yang: Do you cherish the last time in your life? 】

[Hei Yang: Woohoo, Xiaoli, I will miss you, goodbye forever! 】

【Hei Yang: Oh, yes, by the way, this is not like a couple feeding, you are more like my mother feeding me. 】

"Oh, don't pay attention to those details."

Hongli waved her hand: "If you want, you can also call me mom, I don't mind!"

[Hei Yang: Climb! 】

"Are you ready?"

Hongli took a deep breath, but without any hesitation in her movements: "Open the pot!"

"Shh!"

The lid was pulled out, revealing the somewhat cloudy thick soup inside, with no smell, and...

"Not black!"

Hongli patted Heiyang's back excitedly: "Heiyang, did you see that the color has changed this time, it's not black! It's really different from before!"

[Hei Yang: Ah, but why is there no taste? You didn’t forget to put in the ingredients and simply boiled a pot of water, right? 】

"Climb, boiling water can make it turbid, right!?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "This shows that the nutrients are perfectly sealed and there is no loss, okay?"

Taking out the soup spoon and gently scooping up some thick soup, Hongli looked at Heiyang and gave him a confident look: "Don't worry, I'll taste it first, and I'll feed you when it's all right!"

[Hei Yang: Before that, can you let me go first, I know I was wrong, woo woo woo. 】

[Hei Yang: In case you faint and I can't move, some bad guy comes at this time, why don't we just send it? ! 】

"Little Fire will take us away! And you believe me!"

Hongli waved her hand, without any explanation, moved the spoon to her mouth, and drank it down in one gulp!

[Heiyang:! ! ! 】

[Hei Yang: No! 】

[Heiyang: Red—glass—]

[Hei Yang: Woohoo, woooooo...]

"Hey, woo what woo!"

Hongli patted Heiyang on the shoulder, gave Heiyang a speechless glance, and patted his chest: "Look, are you okay?"

[Hei Yang: Huh? 】

Seeing that Hongli's face was as usual, Heiyang's face was ruddy, and he couldn't help but open his eyes wide.

[Hei Yang: Are you really okay? 】

"It's all right!"

[Hei Yang: Not dizzy? 】

"No dizziness!"

[Hei Yang: Huh?I do not believe!Open your mouth and let me see if you secretly hid it and didn't swallow it? 】

"There are a lot of things."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Ah——have you seen it?"

[Hei Yang: Hiss!It's really all right! 】

"I've said it all, and the taste is not as bad as I imagined."

Hong Li frowned, and commented: "Too much salt is added, it's a little salty, and nothing else is fine, well, it's your turn, don't resist."

【Hei Yang: Oh...】

I saw Hongli took out the little wooden man and scratched his mouth with his nails. In an instant, Heiyang could feel his mouth, tongue, and even throat move!

"Wuhu!"

Heiyang cheered: "Finally able to speak, praise Hongli!"

"It's not too late to praise after you drink it."

"Oh, let the horse come here!"

"That's right!"

Hongli took another spoonful, bent slightly, and gently brought it to Heiyang's mouth: "Open your mouth, ah—"

"Ahhhh!"

Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "It's really good! No, it should be said, it's much better! Yes, Xiaoli!"

"Ha, of course! Don't you look at who I am?"

Hei Yang looked at the girl and saw a bright smiling face.

(End of this chapter)