So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 270 Personal test, fellow Taoists who don't have Golden Core stage, don't imitate this dangerous routine, I will send it!
"Okay! Stop talking nonsense, and bring it, Little Peach Tree!"

Hongli stretched out her hand directly: "Hurry up and give it to me!"

"What?"

"What else can you do?"

Hongli's eyes narrowed slightly: "Of course it's about cultivating family relationships from now on!"

"Don't even think about it, I am an expert in raising children!"

Hongli stretched out a finger as an example: "Isn't it my credit that Xiaohuo can live so long and grow into such a cute little girl?

I'm not the stupid novice I was back then, okay?
My mother is just a daughter of mine. My mother is the first time to be a mother. I have already been a mother of Xiaohuo, and this time, it is the second time for me to be a mother.

It was only the first time for my mother, but it was the second time for me. What does this mean? "

"It means that your child reopens faster? Refreshes more frequently?"

Heiyang raised his hand to answer.

"Bah bah bah!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and pointed at herself confidently.

"This proves that my experience in raising children is twice that of my mother. I am more like a mother than my mother. I am an elite mother!"

"Elite mother, I think you look like an elite monster, show your blood!"

Hongli: "???"

"Hey, Heiyang! You can shut up if you can't speak! Damn it!"

Hongli pointed at herself with a displeased face.

"Why can't someone like me be a leader? The kind that can drop a dragon-slaying sword or something!

Say I am an elite monster, who do you look down on! "

"No way, no way, no one really regards the Dragon Slaying Sword as a divine weapon, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li froze, and retorted with little confidence: "At least the name sounds amazing, doesn't it?"

"Too……"

Hei Yang nodded, suddenly thought of something, leaned close to Hongli, parted her hair to reveal her little ears, and beeped softly: "Do you still remember the story I told you about Cucurbit Baby?"

"Uh, aha."

Hongli shrank her neck, the heat from her ears made her a little itchy, and she was still a little nervous.

She replied in a low voice: "Remember, what's the matter, will the gourd baby also drop the dragon-slaying sword?"

"Crawling, crawling, what a mess, I really want to lift your head and see what's inside!"

"It's all black sun!"

"Good answer! Eat me and pat my head!"

Heiyang patted Hongli's head in satisfaction, and then continued to whisper: "Didn't the snake essence soak Qiwa in the black water before it was born, and then give it prenatal education to affect its will? Brainwashing starts with dolls..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hong Li's eyes widened suddenly, and she came to her senses: "Oh, you said you want me to imitate the snake spirit and play tricks on others' gourd babies... Bah, brainwash others' flat peach trees, right?"

"Smart! I'm your husband, Scorpion Cough..."

Heiyang coughed twice, clasped his palms violently, and showed a fierce expression on his face: "Just gourd baby, let's see how it escapes from our palms!"

"Bah bah bah, if you want to be a villain, you should do it yourself, but in the end, you were killed by someone else's gourd?"

Hongli snorted softly, showing a disdainful expression.

"This kind of brainwashing that forcibly tampers with the will usually only needs the protagonist group to shout a few words "Wake up" and "Don't you remember us", and all your plans will be cleared up for no reason, and the car will be overturned. It's useless to turn one over the other.

Only when you treat others with sincerity, will they be willing to repay you, and only with sincerity can you transform them into your own shape, just like what you did to Xiao Hongli when you were young..."

"Hey, hey, how many times have I told you that I really only regarded you as my younger sister at first..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "I think you have to send me to the prison to be willing, right?"

"Just an example."

"This example is not appropriate at all!"

"Ah yes yes yes!"

Hongli snorted softly: "Speaking of it, it's still the same sentence, as long as I treat the little flat peach tree with warm maternal love, it will naturally show filial piety to us during the festivals. My idea is correct!"

"I know, your idea is correct."

Heiyang said quietly: "I just don't quite approve of your strength."

Hongli: "???"

"No, what the hell are you..."

Hongli became angry from embarrassment: "Go and see Xiaohuo, she..."

"That's why Xiaohuo was strong, so he survived."

"What Little Huo can do, why can't Little Pantao do it?"

"Oh, if I can't support it, it must be the other party's problem. If I support it, it's my own credit, right?"

"whispering sound……"

Hong Li curled her lips, and turned her head away with a displeased face.

"A bunch of nonsense, sister, I don't even bother arguing with you."

"If you can't say it, you can't say it, and you still have to find a reason, tsk tsk..."

"Who, who is looking for a reason!"

Hong Li glared at Hei Yang, and reached out to touch two treasure chests.

"I just suddenly remembered that there are still eight treasure chests that have not been opened, so I am too lazy to continue arguing with you."

"Bluntly change the subject."

"Hei Yang shut up!"

"Why, don't close it, don't close it!"

"Because I am your wife!"

"Okay, my wife."

"Humph."

Hongli snorted softly, looked at the two treasure chests in her hand, and added, "I'll open two more, and the remaining five will be yours, is that okay?"

"Your will! Madame!"

"Humph."

Hongli showed a satisfied expression: "Look at me, Erlian!"

Item: Potion of Obedience

Quality: blue

Effect: One-time consumption of props, as long as the target drinks it, the target will obey all your instructions, and the time will last for one day.

Range: Jindan stage and below

Introduction: Tsk tsk...

Item: Obedient Chocolate
Quality: blue

Effect: One-time consumption of props, as long as the target eats it, the target will obey all your instructions, and the time lasts for one day.

Range: Jindan Realm and below

Introduction: Tsk tsk...

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "Brother Heiyang, are you thirsty? Here is water for you to drink!"

Hei Yang: "Hei Yang is not thirsty, in fact he just drank a lot of medicinal wine and milk..."

Hongli: "Then, Brother Heiyang, are you hungry? Here are chocolates for you to eat. You said it before. You haven't eaten it for more than ten years!"

Hei Yang: "Uh, Hei Yang isn't hungry either. Hei Yang is a dog, and dogs can't eat chocolate."

Hongli: "???"

"Brother, it's not impossible to..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "I don't want to scold myself like that, I will feel bad."

"So it's good for you to bear this pain alone, right?"

Black yang and yin and yang are weird.

"Indeed, only I can scold you like that."

Hong Li was not ashamed, but rather proud, proudly puffed out her chest and said, "It's insulting when others call you, I will stand up for you.

I call you flirtatious, do you understand?This is my exclusive privilege, Hongli! "

"Then let me beat you twice? You know I don't usually beat people that much."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "This is also your exclusive privilege."

"Ah, let's say goodbye..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she said with a sneer: "If I get beaten, you will feel bad!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Heiyang snorted softly, shot Hongli a look, and said, "Really, I think you should try that chocolate.

After all, I found that although there is cocoa bean milk in our world, there is really no decent chocolate.

Well, maybe those countries in the east have it, but you must have never eaten it. Try it, it’s something you can’t usually eat! "

After a pause, Hei Yang added sincerely: "Don't worry, I just want you to taste it, I will definitely not do anything to you, let alone order you to do something that makes Hei Yang very happy !"

"what?"

Hongli tilted her head: "Really?"

"fake."

Heiyang has a serious expression: "Although I really want to do as I said, to show my poise and show off in front of you.

But you know, when a obedient red glass is placed in front of a certain Yang, I will definitely not be able to control myself to do some pleasant things!

The more she struggled, the more excited I was, the more excited I was, the more frightened she was, the more frightened she was, the more struggling..."

"Oh, I knew it."

Hong Li curled her lips, showing a yearning expression: "Think about it, being a black sun with an expression of unwillingness and disgust, a face of unwillingness to be ordered to do something it doesn't want to do.

A sense of humiliation and shame will emerge in his heart, but his body still does his duty...

At the same time, his eyes still refused to give in, he looked at me fiercely, and threatened me, "Just wait, I will pay back this humiliation even worse!"

Wow, just thinking about it makes Ri so excited! "

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other.

"Hey hey..."*2
"Ahem, hehe, you ghost!"

Hei Yang tapped Hongli's head with his fingers, and said with a straight face: "Don't make that strange laugh, it will make others think that I am as perverted as you!"

"Ow!"

Hongli covered her head, gritted her teeth and replied, "It's obvious that you are lowering the moral level of our family, but you are still here, the villain will sue first!"

"What do you know, I pretended it on purpose to cooperate with you, so that you won't be too embarrassed!"

"Coincidentally, each other each other."

"Huh? Pretended?"

Heiyang's eyes widened, and he stuffed Yan Tingji from the potion into Hongli's hand, with a displeased expression on his face.

"Come on, pour me a drink, I want to see if you are really as virtuous as you say?
Hmph, even if I want to be tortured by you for a day, I still want to expose your dirty soul essence! "

"Ha, take advance as retreat, don't you think you can handle me like this?"

Hongli was never weaker than Yang in her life, she saw that this was Heiyang's conspiracy, so what, should she be laughed at for being less courageous than him?

Do not make jokes!
Hongli snorted coldly, handed the chocolate to Heiyang, and opened her mouth.

[Hongli: Come on, I just open my mouth like this, feed me, I want to see if you really can't do anything! 】

"Oh, I'll accompany you to the end!"

Heiyang snorted coldly, and also opened his mouth.

Hongli brought the potion to Heiyang's mouth, and Heiyang sent the chocolate to the corner of Hongli's lips, and moved forward slowly.

Oh, hooked!
Heiyang and Hongli smiled triumphantly.

Everything is under control, just as expected.

But the other party would never have imagined that as long as I suddenly stuffed the potion/chocolate into his/her mouth, and then ordered the other party to stop, I would be able to kill the game!

When the time comes...hehehe...suck...ahem...

No, don't be careless.

If it is Heiyang/Hongli, it is definitely not so easy to deal with...

Necessary, kill with one blow, fast and ruthless!
A cold light flashed in Heiyang Hongli's eyes, and her arms were violently exerted!
"Ha! Dog! You've been fooled... oh, oh oh..."

Heiyang Hongli looked at the other party's hand covering her mouth, her eyes widened, did she/he even think of using Instant Kill to feed? !

That's right, as long as you make the other party speechless, you will be born invincible.

At that time, even if you accidentally get fed by mistake, you can still say "You are not allowed to order me for the next day" while covering the opponent's mouth!
"Uh, uh..."

Heiyang Hongli's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief, could the other party even think of this step...

Damn, he is indeed a person who has been nurtured by his own wisdom for so many years!

[Heiyang/Hongli: Ha!But you must have never imagined that commands can also be issued here! 】

[Heiyang/Hongli: I order you!Give me a good meal! 】

[Black Sun/Red Glass: ...]

[Hei Yang: Despicable villain. 】

[Hong Li: Shameless thief. 】

【Hei Yang: Uh, it seems to still taste like watermelon...】

[Hongli: Well, it feels bitter and sweet, but the taste is very special...]

[Hei Yang: That's right, I'm too flustered, why don't you let go? 】

[Hong Li: Uh, I'm a little panicked too, you let go too? 】

[Heiyang/Hongli: Alright, I will forgive you this time, let's not make an example! 】

Heiyang and Hongli breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, slightly relaxed the strength in their hands, squinted their eyes and began to enjoy the initial purpose of feeding.

This was another good opportunity to fight back, but Heiyang Hongli didn't even open his mouth, just savoring the taste quietly.

Forget it, let him/her go, no matter what happens next, since this is not a bad taste, let him be spared for the time being...

"Say..."

Hei Yang licked the corner of his mouth, looked at the window with opaque curtains, and asked his girlfriend curiously.

"Little Li, what time is it?"

"Well, I don't really care..."

Hong Li followed Hei Yang's gaze.

"One thing to say, one thing to say, as soon as you said something, I realized that there is a world outside the window..."

"Good guy, I thought it was outrageous that I slept day and night, but you are even more outrageous..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Has your worldview been automatically modified?"

"Aha, isn't it normal?"

Hong Li said confidently: "There is a bed under my body, a quilt on my body, and you in my arms. This is the world!"

"Miss Hongli, don't say that. If you say something like this, I won't have the heart to bully you."

"Oh, it's good if you can't bear it, but I won't bear it."

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang raised his body and leaned against the head of the bed, suddenly thought of something.

"In a few days, do you still have to follow your mother back to your grandpa's house?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's expression froze, and she suddenly realized that her mother was going to take her back to her natal home.

"Grass, it seems to be true!"

"It's so pitiful."

A gloating smile appeared on Hei Yang's face.

"Because grandpa came directly this year, so I don't have to follow my mother to the capital.

Oh, in this case, I can continue to lie down at home, I'm really sorry, hehe. "

Hongli: "..."

Hongli thought about it, her mother said she wanted her to dress beautifully in front of her relatives, and then let her show off her daughter, but when she thought of that scene...

"please do not……"

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "Why is there still such torture?"

"That can't be helped, tradition..."

Heiyang shook his head helplessly.

"It's been so many years, when did you not go back?

Well, to be honest, at this time before, I still missed you very much. "

"Wow, it seems like I don't want you!"

Hongli looked sad.

"It's not that you don't know the horror of seven aunts and eight aunts. Is that something people can bear?"

"I understand it very well, but then I can't help it."

"Who said that?"

"Ok?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli suspiciously.

Hongli stared at Heiyang, and said what was in her mind.

"In this way, Heiyang, you will come with me this year, as long as you are by my side, you can share half of my pain!"

"Ah, what is it if I go to your house..."

A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head: "I am not related to the Lan family, wait..."

Heiyang's eyes widened suddenly: "I'm your fiance?!"

"Hmm, now it's related to relatives!"

Hei Yang: "..."

(End of this chapter)