So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 295 There are some very important things, you must not be lazy, otherwise... you will find that it is nothing

"You two look at this..."

Hei Muguang sat down beside him, took out a stack of documents from his arms, and under Heiyang Hongli's curious gaze, pressed the documents on the table and pushed them towards them.

"Check again to see if there is any problem, otherwise it will be very troublesome to make a mistake and correct it."

"Ah?"

Hong Li blinked her eyes, and carefully opened the documents, while Hei Yang, who was sitting next to her, reached out to help organize them.

"what is this?"

Heiyang asked his father curiously.

"See for yourself."

Hei Muguang stretched his waist, instead of answering Hei Yang directly, he raised his head and closed his eyes to rest, with an expression of "I have worked hard on myself".

"It's not that I don't have long eyes."

"Tsk, this is called acting stupid properly, to make Dad think that I don't understand anything, and I need to rely on you to answer, so that I can feel the sense of superiority as a dad, and know that my son still needs me, blah blah..."

Hei Yang shook his head and said: "It is good for family harmony, father is kind and son is filial...ah!"

"Are you filial or not?"

Hei Muguang rolled his eyes at Hei Yang.

"I'm not filial, I'm not filial... Pooh, what the hell!"

Heiyang covered his head and moved his body, leaving the father's attack range with a resentful expression.

"puff……"

On the other hand, Hongli looked down at the document, looking like she was studying it carefully. It would be more like it if she hadn't left it there trembling all over.

What is retribution?

There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who will the heaven spare, hahahaha!

The villain in her heart was laughing wildly, Hong Li held back her laughter, to save Hei Yang some face, after all, she is her boyfriend, but, puff ha ha ha ha!

"Cough cough!"

Hongli tried to calm down, and turned her attention to the document in her hand, but she was stunned after not even looking at it.

"It's not, what is that..."

"What what?"

Hei Yang moved his head closer, curiously urged: "Don't block it, you still don't want me to see you as a riddle, right?"

"Well, no, that..."

Hong Li suddenly leaned back, tilted her head, closed her eyes, and her face was peaceful.

"Don't ask me, see for yourself."

"whispering sound."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli, and carefully took the papers into his hands in a daze.

"Could it be that the parents have already completed their marriage plan...huh?"

[Name: Hei Muguang, Gender: Male, Date of Birth: March 541, 3 of the Shui Calendar, Place of Birth: Wuse City, Marital Status: Married, Position: Deputy Manager of the City Lord's Mansion of Wuse City, Family Members: Wife Qing Yiyi, the eldest son Heiyang, permanent residence: ...]

[Name: Qing Yiyi, Gender: Female, Date of Birth: July 540, 7 of the Shui Calendar, Place of Birth: Capital of King Qiankun, Marital Status: Married, Position: President of the Sunshine Chamber of Commerce, Family Members: Husband Hei Muguang , the eldest son Heiyang, permanent residence: ...]

[Name: Heiyang, Gender: Male, ..., Marital Status: Single, Position: Unemployed, Family Members: ..., ...]

【Name: Lan Yuying, ………】

【Name: Hong Xiaochen, ………】

[Name: Hongli, Gender: Female, ..., Marital Status: Single, Position: Suzerain of the Five Elements Sect, Family Members: ..., ...]

[Name: Hei Xiaohuo, ...]

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help making complaints.

"No, what are these, hello!"

"Isn't that obvious?"

Hei Muguang rubbed his brows, and said slowly: "I brought the original copy of our family's household registration directly from the City Lord's Mansion, so as to save an extra trip.

Before the wedding, simply get your marriage certificate first.

Remove the household registration information from my parents and our family, and let the two of you go together, change unmarried to married, and fill in the relationship as husband and wife.

The two of you sign it yourself, and I will pass over the seal of the city lord, cough cough, I mean I borrowed it.

Directly here, once you sign, I seal, and you two add Xiaohuo, it is considered as a family, and officially become relatives. "

"Hiss—"

Hongli opened her eyes, stretched her hands above her head, breathed a long sigh of relief, reached out to pick up a pen from the table, and carefully turned over the pages, her heart was pounding, and she was chanting.

"It can be regarded as this step, excited heart, trembling hands, hehehe...

Well, parents, please point me to where should this be signed? "

"Here, this page."

Lan Yuying, who had experience once, stretched out her hand to point out the location for her daughter, and joked with a smile: "Xiao Li looks very happy, do you just want to be with Xiao Yang so impatiently?"

"Hey, of course!"

Hongli grinned and admitted generously: "That's Heiyang! How many Hongli can refuse!

In this way, no matter how I play with Keke or how I treat Heiyang, it will be legal!Hahaha! "

"Is there a possibility..."

Heiyang said weakly: "If you murder your husband, it is still considered a crime."

Hongli: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "Oh, what are you thinking, what I said is that I have absolutely no possibility of murdering you!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Why, it always feels less convincing...

"Well, yes, yes, I suddenly thought of something..."

After a pause, Hongli couldn't help laughing.

"Speaking of which, my aunt pretended to be a master of love and told me at the beginning, saying: Oh, the wedding and the marriage certificate are not too important to you and Xiaoyang, so there is no need Take the trouble to pay attention!

Xiaoli, instead of paying attention to these forms, you should pay more attention to the big living talents who are really by your side!

Auntie said, those formal proofs are nothing more than a policy system promulgated by a mortal country. Heiyang and I, as leaders in the spiritual world, don't need the other party to admit anything, what qualifications does the other party have to admit us?
She also said me, but she didn't turn her head around all of a sudden, saying that if we meet the emperor of Qiankun Kingdom, he should be respectful...

Oh, anyway, Balabala said a lot, the old man is a master, ahem, just kidding hehe, aunt is still very approachable.

But it probably meant something like that, saying that I can relax a bit and not care about so many red tapes..."

"But..."

Hongli suddenly showed a funny expression.

"How can she, a single person, understand that what I care about are those red tapes? What I care about is who is preparing those things with me!"

Is it fast to eat the dishes on the table by yourself?
Is going out on a date with Heiyang more comfortable than the two of them lying at home?
Or would they not be husband and wife without this wedding?

neither!This is just a romanticism created by the merchants for the sake of selling goods!

Singles think it's silly to spend that much money, but couples don't necessarily spend money just for each other!
Chat casually, post a circle of friends, oops, so-and-so in my family is so happy with me, let someone see it, let others see it!

That's right, this is the hateful show of affection in the legend, the sense of happiness is compared, and it is also part of the plan for single friends to see it!

So, in the final analysis, when couples send gifts to each other, they are actually spending money to show their friends!

I'm afraid that my friends don't have money to buy lemons, so I have to rush to sell iron!

They are so gentle, I cried to death...

(Strike out the above seven paragraphs)
These, in the final analysis, are for the satisfaction and enjoyment in the heart, care about the result, and more care about the process!

Although the vigorous emotional outbursts have elements of true feelings, but most of the time, love is hidden in these tedious things.

The romance of the grand epic is mostly other people's stories with a little bit of artistic processing. These trivial things are the real love that belongs to them!

"Tsk tsk, next time I see your aunt, I must thank her."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli, and said speechlessly: "Thank you for enduring it for such a long time and not buying you murderously, and letting you survive with great mercy."

"Hey."

Hong Li chuckled, without rebutting, handed the pen to Hei Yang, pointed to him, and motioned for the other party to sign as well.

"It's better to sign, this is something to keep, pay attention to the image!"

"Come on, I'm afraid that if I try my best, the handwriting is too beautiful, and your handwriting will be useless in comparison."

Heiyang retorted casually, then sighed, and couldn't help complaining: "Actually, what I wanted to talk about at the beginning was this position column!"

A row of black lines appeared on Heiyang's head, and he couldn't help but gasped: "Why is Hongli the suzerain of the Five Elements Sect, and I'm just a vagrant here, what a vagrant!"

"Aha? Any questions?"

Hongli brought a pot of peanuts out of nowhere, threw it into her mouth, looked at Heiyang, and chuckled.

"That's right, aren't you a vagrant now? What job do you have?"

"Well……"

Heiyang was deep in thought.

"Sleeper?"

"What the hell job, did you create it yourself?"

"foodie!"

"Pull it down, you!"

"Master of alchemy, the record can be checked!"

"Climb, climb! Go aside!"

"Hongli nanny! The suzerain's virtuous wife!"

"Huh? Interesting."

Hongli's eyes lit up, she stretched out a finger, nodded and said: "It's decided, you can be the suzerain's wife!"

"It's my husband..."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes: "The suzerain husband is right."

"Oh, oh, whatever you want."

Hongli turned her head to look at her parents, and asked, "How is it? Can it be changed?"

"It's not as simple as just saying it."

Lan Yuying reminded: "It seems that you still need a job certification document, but you can't just fill it out, you need an official stamp..."

"Is that so..."

Hongli nodded suddenly, stretched out her hand to tear off a page from her notebook, and pressed it on the table for a while.

"Isn't it just a proof document, an official seal!"

【Mr. Heiyang, I am now notifying you that you have been selected to be the suzerain husband of the Five Elements Sect. Your job is to make the suzerain happy until you retire with the suzerain Hongli! 】

"Snapped!"

Hongli took out the token and buckled it, infused with spiritual power, and the seal was completed.

"Okay! It's over, congratulations, Heiyang, you have become a qualified suzerain husband, so you are no longer a vagrant!"

"You are so gentle, I cried to death..."

"It should be, it should be."

Heiyang Hongli babbled non-stop, but still earnestly revised and confirmed the information according to her parents' instructions, which meant that Heiyang Hongli and Xiaohuo had officially registered as a family.

"Well, is it all right?"

Hei Muguang put the document away again, nodded and said, "I'll go to the City Lord's Mansion later, put the original document there, and then hand over the transcript to you two for safekeeping."

"Yeah!"*2
Heiyang Hongli nodded quickly. Of course, the two of them didn't forget about their laziness.

The two of them explained it to their parents with gestures, and asked Dad to register for Laziness when he left later.

It's just that laziness will not enter Heiyang Hongli's family account, she belongs to the relationship of friends.

Besides, how could a [-]-year-old laziness get into Heiyang Hongli Xiaohuo and the three of them's household registration? The combined parents and daughters of this family are not yet forty years old!
……

"Look, here are some things that Yuying and I listed to prepare."

Qing Yiyi said earnestly and earnestly: "Everything should be planned and prepared in advance, so that you won't panic and perfunctory when the time comes.

You see, just like we sort out a framework like this, you don’t need to use your brains for the next thing, just fill the framework with actions. "

First, the wedding date: to be determined
Second, the wedding form: five-color traditional wedding.

Third, wedding expenses: to be determined
Fourth, marriage certificate: completed

Fifth, the layout of the wedding room: to be discussed.

Sixth, wedding attire: ready/negotiable
Seventh, wedding banquet: to be determined
Eighth, wedding planning: Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying.

Ninth, wedding supplies: to be purchased

Tenth, the wedding scene: to be designed

Eleventh, guest list: to be determined
Twelfth, the wedding process: see "Five Color Family Wedding Banquet Guidebook"

Thirteenth, determine the number of people and arrange seats.

Fourteenth, the issuance of invitations: it needs to be confirmed after the date.

fifteenth,……

sixteenth,……

...............

"This, so many!"

Seeing this long string, Heiyang Hongli's heart pounded.

You know, this is just a directory!
"Well, although we want to have a sense of ceremony, it's just..."

Hongli couldn't help but said: "But this requires too much preparation!"

"Little Li is right!"

Heiyang said weakly: "No, you don't need to be so detailed. In fact, just go through the process and go through the motions?"

"Hey, what are you two talking about!"

Qing Yiyi snorted lightly, and tapped her finger on the table lightly.

"Where is this! This is only preliminary to be determined, and there are still many details that have not been added!

Decoration, specific layout, various purchases, staff arrangements, time flow planning, relatives, friends, parents' station and clothing planning, statistics of guests' food allergies...

These, these are all to be counted! "

Heiyang, Hongli: "Ah, this..."

"That's right, we will help you as much as we can, but you should also take care of yourself!"

Lan Yuying also knocked on the table, nagging: "You have to figure it out, you are the one getting married, not us. If you are lazy, make a mistake, or let people see the joke, who will be the most embarrassing in the end?"

Heiyang, Hongli: "Ah, this..."

"At that time, all relatives and friends will come, all who can come will come, all of them!"

Qing Yiyi pointed to the door, and signaled: "Didn't you just get married some time ago, and there was no news about the capital at that time, so there were not many relatives who came, and that would make those couples tired enough!
You two think about it, here we are, plus the relatives in Wangdu, Yuying's relatives, and your friends in the Five Elements Sect, your parents' friends, and the neighbors in Five Colors City!
Think about it, you two, how many eyes will be staring at you then! "

Heiyang, Hongli: "Ah, this..."

"Yes, yes!"

Lan Yuying stuck out her finger: "Let me tell you a negative example, just the gloomy old couple at the west end of the city. At the beginning, the wedding was not done well, and they felt ashamed, so..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Mom, spare me!"

"Don't say it! Don't say it!"

Heiyang Hongli closed her eyes tightly, clasped her hands together and prayed.

"Xiao Li, I wasn't nervous at all, but now I'm panicked to death."

"Hei Yang, the wedding is so troublesome, let's not prepare for the wedding, okay?"

"Okay, okay!"

"Heiyang is so good!"

"Good guys, don't run away!"*2
"Ah!"*2
(End of this chapter)