So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 298 After you run into a teacher while shopping, you will: Go up and say hello, pretend not to see it, and take the initiative to provoke

Heiyang Hongli walked out of the gate hand in hand, the laughter of Aunt Lianlian and Xiaohuo still came from behind.

"What did you tell Da Ma?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang curiously and asked: "It feels like it suddenly became very excited, I almost thought it was going to perform a somersault with four legs!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang imagined the scene of the big horse backflipping, the corner of his mouth twitched, he quickly shook his head, to shake off the distracting thoughts, and explained: "Actually, I didn't say anything, just babble..."

"Good guy, it's you."

Hongli gave a thumbs up, slightly raised her head and thought: "Speaking of Huihui's racecourse, I remember we went there a few times before, right?"

"Hmm, you forgot, you said you need to practice body balance, waist and horse integration, etc..."

Hei Yang showed an expression of unbearable memories of the past: "During that time, weren't we forced to go there every day to practice how to tame the fierce horse?"

"Grass, I just remembered what you said!"

Hongli let out a soft "hiss", and also thought of that not-so-good memory. If it wasn't for Heiyang, she felt that she would not be able to hold on.

"But that girl Huihui has heard that she is very good at riding?"

"Hmm, it's not a rumor."

Heiyang nodded, and walked towards the big tree on the right with Hongli.

"However, compared to riding a horse, that girl Hei Hui prefers to go to the house to expose the tiles and run on the wall..."

"Children, it's okay to be lively, at least it's more lovable than the two of us who are lifeless, as long as you don't expose other people's roof tiles or do bad things."

Hongli raised her head, revealing dead fish eyes, staring quietly at the sneaky figure on the tree.

"For example, if my eyesight is fine, the guy on the tree must be peeping at my home courtyard, right?"

"Be confident, it should be removed."

Hei Yang looked at the man on the tree who was concentrating, raised the corner of his mouth, and suddenly yelled at the tree: "Hi——"

"Who? Who! What's wrong? What's wrong!"

The sudden loud shouting from the ground made the figure on the tree froze for an instant, his heart skipped a beat, he looked down quickly, and quibbled in his mouth.

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! I'm not a bad person, I'm not peeping, I'm just... Huh?"

The man on the tree stopped abruptly before he finished speaking, and a big question mark appeared above his head.

"What are you... doing?"

I saw that Hongli jumped onto Heiyang's body at some point, her arms tightly hugging Heiyang's head, her legs locked her throat with life-threatening scissors, and she looked nervous.

"Don't ask me, I don't know either."

Heiyang stretched out his hand speechlessly, pulled the face-hugging insect Hongli off his head, and couldn't help complaining: "I'm scaring him, why are you so excited?
Outside, please pay attention to your image, sister. "

"Grass, he's on the tree, I'm next to you, I'm the first victim, okay!"

Hong Li fell off Hei Yang's body, gritted her teeth with a reddish face, and said, "Who isn't afraid of a dog barking suddenly without saying hello!"

"???"

Hei Yang asked with a question mark: "Who are you talking about?"

"Are there any other dogs here?!"

"Si Hongli, you fucking want to fight again, don't you!"

"Oh! I will be afraid of you? It seems that it is necessary to decide the family status in advance!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

The man on the tree: "..."

"Hey! What are you doing! What are you doing! No fighting!"

Looking at the two wrestling together, Qing Jiahuang couldn't help but a bunch of wells popped out of his head.

"Aren't you focusing on the wrong point!

Now you should interrogate and torture me, a sneaky fellow, fiercely! "

"..."

After the words fell, Heiyang, who was holding Hongli's ears, and Hongli, who was doing a nucleic acid test for Heiyang with his arms, suddenly paused.

They snorted unhappily, jumped aside separately, and turned their heads away: "Tch!"

Qing Jiahuang: "..."

"But then again..."

Heiyang raised his head and looked at the tree, as if the little black in Conan had faded after his identity was revealed, the person on the tree also showed his face.

"Third uncle?"

Heiyang put out a question mark, and moved towards Hongli without any sign of his feet: "What are you doing squatting on the tree?"

"Fill out bird nests? Catch bugs? Hide and seek?"

Hongli frowned and guessed, the little hand beside her was quietly sent into Heiyang's hand again.

"Or is there some other ulterior purpose?"

"What ulterior purpose can there be!"

Qing Jiahuang glanced at the two people who were holding hands again, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, pointed in the direction of Hong's house, and sighed: "Isn't it because of falling in love with that girl!
The little girl is not very old and has a good temper. She came out to play by herself and didn't let us follow her, saying that she is an adult and we don't need to worry about it.

But daddy doesn't want to, for fear of something going wrong, let us brothers follow behind to prevent Lianlian from having any accidents, and I can't let Lianlian find out that she has hurt her self-esteem..."

"Really are……"

Qing Jiahuang helped his forehead helplessly: "My second daughter is older than this girl!"

"Ah this..."

The corners of Heiyang Hongli's mouth twitched, and seeing the third uncle who was nearly fifty years old and had three children, struggling to follow behind the eleven-year-old girl, she couldn't help showing a sympathetic expression.

"That's really..."

Heiyang said with a sneer: "Thank you for your hard work, third uncle, hahaha."

"Oh, forget it, just get used to it."

Qing Jiahuang sighed helplessly, glanced at Heiyang, and couldn't help complaining: "That's how I looked at your mother back then, and that sword light and blood shadow is still unforgettable.

Well, the old man said: Yiyi was watched by teenagers at the beginning, so this time let the third child in his forties come and let the young people take a breather! "

"But, but! But I..."

Qing Jiahuang couldn't help feeling sad, and kept waving his hands, looking crazy.

"I'm the young man who looked at Yiyi back then! Grass!"

"Puff haha..."*2
Two snickers suddenly sounded.

Qing Jiahuang: "???"

"Cough cough!"*2
Heiyang Hongli coughed twice, and pointed at the other party.

"It was Heiyang (Hongli) who laughed just now! It was definitely not me!"

Qing Jiahuang: "..."

"That puhaha, cough cough, no, that third uncle..."

Hongli sneered guiltily, waved some loose cuffs, and changed the subject: "It's such a hard job, so I sent you here alone?"

"Uh, that's not true, in fact, Lao Jiu is also here..."

Qing Jiahuang scratched his face in embarrassment, his eyes dodged a little: "It's just, it's just...uh...haha..."

Heiyang Hongli: "???"

"Just what?"

The two asked curiously.

"Oh, it's actually nothing..."

Qing Jiahuang waved his hand, and said awkwardly: "Didn't Lianlian go to Yiyi's house first, and then Lao Jiu wanted to peek at the wall, but ended up..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, thinking of the iron hooks of broken glass that his mother and father had set on the wall, he instantly understood.

"that……"

Heiyang looked at Hongli, who laughed twice: "My condolences and take care!"

Qing Jiahuang glanced at the two of them, then heaved a long sigh: "Oh..."

Qing Jiahuang, Heiyang, Hongli: "Alas..."

"But it doesn't really matter. A high-ranking disciple of the Medicine King Sect helped to deal with it. In fact, it's no big deal if you don't deal with it..."

Qing Jiahuang waved his hands and let out a long breath: "Father's illness is about to be cured, and after resting for a while, the old man is ready to go back. After all, major events in the clan cannot be separated from him...

At that time, I will definitely have to go back with her, but Lianlian will stay and let Yiyi take care of her.

Damn, no matter how big my sister grows up, I still feel like a child. I am always a little worried about being attached to two naughty girls..."

"Ah, ah, third uncle, you are all old Huang Li."

Hei Yang waved his hand, and spoke for his mother: "My mother is very gentle and reliable now, I have been raised so big!"

"Yes, that girl is also a mother..."

After Qing Jiahuang realized it, he couldn't help showing a slightly melancholy expression. At the time, he was careless and let his own cabbage be overwhelmed by Hei Muguang.

"Black! Mu! Light!"

Qing Jiahuang's face turned black, and he clenched his fists tightly: "Hide me, right? If you have the ability, hide until I leave!"

Heiyang, Hongli: "..."

Looking at the third uncle who was constantly emitting black breath, Heiyang Hongli stepped back slowly and left secretly, let the third uncle continue to look at the little cabbage by himself!
"Hurry up, my father will pay off his debts in a while, and I will catch up and beat you..."

"Nonsense, I look a little more like my mother, do you understand my natural favorability..."

"He seems to have looked over."

"Ah, let's go, let's go..."

"..."

"..."

Heiyang Hongli turned her head three times a step, and walked towards the distance with a vigilant face, lest the third uncle rush up and shout at Heiyang angrily, you, the symbol of Hei Muguang's crime, accept the trial!

cough cough...

Heiyang Hongli breathed a sigh of relief until he walked two streets away.

"Scary, it's hard for an upright official to decide on housework, let alone one's own business..."

Heiyang touched his heart, and said with lingering fear: "The world of adults is still so terrifying, and the intricate relationship is like a heavenly book..."

"I'm more curious about..."

Hongli stroked her chin, thinking: "Since the protection is so strict, how did the father-in-law steal the mother-in-law?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was taken aback, frowned and guessed: "Could it be, it was really love at first sight?
Dad got stuck in his field of vision, walked over to make eye contact with mom and then called? "

"God Meka Vision!"

Hongli said speechlessly: "According to what you said, is that still called love at first sight? That's called long-planned plan!"

"Hiss, it makes sense..."

Hei Yang murmured thoughtfully, but thinking it was impolite to talk about his parents behind his back, he shook his head again to get rid of distracting thoughts—maybe he can find a chance to ask face to face in the future!

As long as I run fast, my parents' slaps won't reach my butt, hehe!

.........

"Ha, it's only the two of us left, I'll hook my shoulders directly!"

Heiyang grinned, stretched his waist, and raised the arm that was holding Hongli's hand, hooked it around Hongli's neck, and put it on her shoulders, with a look of "Hello brothers, a quilt" cheerful look.

"How do you say, where are we going now? Find a place to rest first?"

"Don't talk about what's there and what's not, don't press my shoulders hard, or I won't grow taller!"

Hong Li snorted softly, jumped on the spot twice, rolled her eyes to Hei Yang, and said in a long voice: "What are you doing, why don't you go do the tasks that mom gave you?
Heh, I told you that you need my supervision, but my mother still didn't believe it! "

"Is it all right now?"

Hongli yin and yang said strangely: "Some people, my mother just wants to be lazy and fish when she can't see it. Alas, how can there be such people? I don't understand, I really don't understand!"

"Tch, what do you say then?"

Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "We will go wherever you say, are you satisfied?"

"Tsk tsk, it seems like I'm talking about something."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, took out the list given by the mothers, glanced at it casually, and frowned.

"This one, uh, it's a bit weird, no, it should be said to be weird!"

"Details."

Seeing Hongli reading the list, Heiyang withdrew his hand and stopped disturbing, just walked side by side with Hongli, watching the people coming and going on the road, with different expressions.

The one with the drooping face may have some troubles at home, the one with the dark face seems to be going to catch his own child, and the one with the happy face may be because there is a new child in the family?
As for the calm and breezy ones, either they are retired old people with their children enjoying the whole family, or they are young unemployed wanderers like Heiyang cough cough...

Well, Heiyang is no longer a vagrant, don't spread rumors!

"Look, in the list made by my mother, some other daily necessities are probably not prepared for the two of us. They should be used up at home. Let us help pick up some."

Hongli looked down at the list, holding it in one hand and pointing with the other, without looking at the road—anyway, it would be no problem to walk with a slightly slanted body leaning on Heiyang's shoulder.

"But here, Luo Zidai, thrush ink, lip balm, makeup powder, rouge...

Well, what is it, there is a bracket behind it, what is said is for reference only, according to Xiaoli's preference..."

Hongli frowned: "Who is Xiaoli, why don't I know him?"

"It's a silly dog."

"Grass, Hei Yang, go and die!"

Hongli cursed, and said speechlessly: "It's very strange, what do you mean by following my preferences, I don't even know what these things are."

"Cosmetics."

Hei Yang said casually: "I don't know exactly what it is for, but I can probably guess that it is for girls to dress up."

"Huh? For girls?"

Hongli frowned: "Then why should I buy it?"

"is it possible."

Heiyang said leisurely: "Are you a girl?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli scratched her cheeks, and said speechlessly: "I don't use these things, why? Why do you want me to paint them when I get married? Come on less!
"Perhaps, in fact, the mothers entrusted us to buy this?"

Heiyang guessed curiously.

"Come on, I don't even know where these things are sold, I'm not familiar with them."

Hongli sighed and waved her hand.

"Don't worry about this one, let's look at other things first, um, what's the date today?"

"nineteen."

"Um?!"

Hongli's eyes lit up, and she suddenly said excitedly: "Has it reached the nineteenth? Really?"

"what happened?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli curiously: "Does the date mean anything to you?"

"Number Nine! Number Nineteen! Number Twenty-Nine!"

Hongli raised her index finger solemnly, and explained: "Except for February, the month of injustice, the [-]th of every other month is the day when the new books of that innocent bookstore are released.

And it is said that just today, the third volume of a book that is a powerful thief () will be published, do you know what it means?What a concept! "

"Uh, one book is not as good as one book, and the sequel ruins the whole book...?"

"Grass, although it is indeed possible, but don't be crowed, I don't think it is easy to break the rhythm.

As long as I don't do anything deliberately, even if the whole article is full of feelings, I can read it! "

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's arm: "Let's go, let's go buy books with me, I won't be able to grab them when it's too late!"

"Ok, go, go, don't pull my collar...

But speaking of Qingbai Bookstore, why does it sound so familiar to me? It shouldn’t be run by the Five Colors House, right? "

"Nonsense, of course not, it's not like you didn't go with me before, think again."

"Hmm...wait...could it be..."

"Ah, it was opened by the old gentleman who taught us how to read and write.

But you, Heiyang, are the legends who graduated the fastest there, so it's normal for you to be unfamiliar. "

"You can't say that. When I went to pick you up from school, I met the old man a few times. Wait a minute, your somewhat indecent books..."

"Hey, what the hell is that look on your face!"

Seeing Hei Yang looking at her in shock, Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched him, roaring angrily.

"Grass, those I must be underground transactions, go through the secret channel, okay!

I'm so sick, why don't I go to the bookstore opened by the teacher to buy that stuff?If you don't want to live, I still want to! "

"..."

"..."

Qing Jiahuang squatted on the tree expressionlessly, looked at the little girl who was playing in the yard in the distance, and nodded.

"Very good, everything is fine!"

"Twitter!"

A bird landed on the head of a person in a tree, and the spring breeze is still chilling...

(End of this chapter)