So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 316 This is yesterday's share——Another day of trying to overcome laziness!

"that……"

Hong Butian said with an embarrassed smile: "I am already very satisfied with the current results.

That, competition second, friendship first, haha. "

"Ah, so..."

The two hosts took a step to the side, revealing the contestants behind them. They looked at each other, counted three, two one, and spoke together.

"Very good, please listen to our announcement of the two sides... Oh, wait a minute."

A certain walk-on handed over a note with his head in his arms, and then sneaked away with his head in his arms, leaving the two hosts in a mess.

"Insider! Definitely insider!"

Hong Li's voice came from the spirit stone in Jin Xiu's hand. She was watching the live broadcast through Jin Xiu, and she was filled with righteous indignation.

"Look at that little note, it must be the ranking of the competition that was arranged in advance!
The air is shaking and cold, has our travel world become corrupted, can this world be better, woo woo woo..."

"Hey, how could there be an inside story? There are so many big bosses watching."

Jin Xiu rolled her eyes, paused, patted her chest, and said triumphantly, "Well, this girl is one of the big bosses!"

"We're done traveling in the world of practice, and even you've become a boss..." Hong Li looked downcast.

"What do you mean! Climb you!"

Jin Xiu's forehead popped out, and he couldn't help saying: "There must be some important announcement, don't use your dirty thoughts to speculate about the integrity of everyone, there is no inside story about our competition!"

"Oh, really? I don't believe it!"

Hong Li showed half-moon eyes, pointing to Hong Butian on the stage.

"If there is no inside story, how can my brother explain it?

Tell me, how much money did he give you, and how much did you Jinxiu draw from it?

Oh, by the way, do you have a share of my suzerain? "

"And I!"

Heiyang suddenly poked his head out from behind Hongli, and couldn't help but said: "I am the suzerain husband, and I want to get a commission!"

"You two climb together!"

Jin Xiu sighed helplessly: "That person went up by luck, what can I do?"

"Me, Jinxiu!"

Jin Xiu snorted lightly, with an upright face: "Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely never took kickbacks! Absolutely, definitely, a partner of justice!"

"Oh ho, got it!"

Hongli suddenly realized: "You have been squeezed out and isolated from the gang, and they didn't call you for the benefits!"

"I'll say it again!"

Jin Xiu yelled loudly, then quickly covered her mouth, turned her head to look around, and whispered: "We are definitely not an irregular organization, and we have not received any benefits!"

"Are you so sure?"

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "What if you are also kept in the dark?"

Jin Xiu: "..."

"Stop talking to your husband and wife."

Jin Xiu snorted coldly: "Otherwise, you will lead me astray sooner or later."

"You are jealous of our intelligence!"

"You are envious of our eloquence!"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Jin Xiu mastered the skill of making fish, rolled his eyes and looked at the two people in the picture, always feeling that there was something wrong with their posture.

"I said, how did you do this?"

Jin Xiu tentatively asked with some uncertainty: "Hongli, are you being hugged by him?"

"Hmm, did you just find out?"

Hongli raised the spirit stone up, showing a red smiling face, with her whole body leaning against Hei Yang, and pulling away the corner of the blanket, saw the latter's two big hands resting on her small waist, which could be grasped with a light pinch. live.

Hong Li twisted her body, and then pointed the screen around her. The blurred enchantment under the rain curtain had a kind of poetic and picturesque hazy beauty.

"that……"

Hongli smiled embarrassedly: "At home, it's normal to be casual...

I just didn't expect you to call me specifically to invite me to watch the live broadcast, hehe. "

"Oh, it turns out that I am being sentimental, right?"

Jin Xiu rolled her eyes: "I'm so sorry for disturbing you two, I'm leaving now."

"Oh don't don't."

Hongli quickly apologized and said with a smile: "Don't be excited! It's not mine, it's not mine! Don't be angry!"

"Humph."

Jin Xiu snorted lightly: "That's about the same."

"that……"

Hongli approached Lingshi and smiled shyly: "Don't you think it's more exciting to have others watching?"

Jin Xiu: "???"

"Ahem hahaha, just kidding."

Hongli smiled and moved the screen to one side.

"Look at the rain scene in the distance!"

Jin Xiu: "..."

"But then again..."

Jin Xiu looked at the two people on the roof looking leisurely and comfortable, and the mountains and forests in the distance behind them were washed by the rain, getting brighter and brighter with each wash.

As the angle of the picture continues to rotate, the ancient old city comes into view, pedestrians with umbrellas hurried past, and splashes of water are splashed.

The water curtain hangs under the eaves, and there is a row of potholes directly below.

"It's quiet, isn't it?"

Hongli smiled lightly.

"You guys are really having a leisurely time..."

Jin Xiu looked at the picture with a complex expression, then turned her head to look at the noisy surroundings, and suddenly felt weak all over, as if her breathing was even harder than that of Hong Li.

"Cultivate the truth, cultivate the truth... I can't tell what is true."

Jin Xiu sighed, in the noisy surroundings and the quiet distance, she suddenly had the illusion that she and the major repairs around her were mortals.

It seemed that the shadow that swayed hurriedly in the rain was actually a big boss hidden in the world of mortals.

"In such a quiet small town, the girls raised are generally gentler, right?"

Jin Xiuyun turned to Hongli: "Why did you become an idiot?"

"You really have nothing to say, can you only embarrass me like this?"

Hong Li curled her lips, and said disdainfully: "Besides, how do you know that I'm not a gentle girl? Right, Hei Yang?"

"Ah? Ah!"

Hei Yang, who was in a daze after being disconnected, came back to his senses, and quickly echoed: "Yes, that's right, what Xiao Li said is right!"

"Heh, you two are in the same bed, I don't care, forget it..."

Jin Xiu sighed, not bothering to chat with those two guys any more, and turned to look at the stage.

"Well, I suddenly received a notification just now."

The host smiled apologetically and waved the note in his hand: "The elders and suzerains voted, and the minority obeyed the majority decision. In the final, the finals were changed from four-to-two to four-person melee, and the rankings will be determined according to the order in which they fell to the ground."

"!!!"

There was an exclamation at the scene.

"Huh? The elders vote?"

Jin Xiu widened his eyes and pointed to himself: "Why don't I know, why don't I know, why don't I know?"

"Look, it's caused by isolation and exclusion."

Hongli wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, with a sad expression on her face: "It's so pitiful, Xiao Xiuxiu..."

"What are you..."

Jin Xiu almost couldn't swallow her breath, she gritted her teeth and said, "I don't understand, how can someone like you bastard, what does he like about you?"

"Of course every point!"

Hongli had a happy and sweet face: "I like every bit of him too!"

Jin Xiu was caught off guard and was stuffed with poisoned dog food, and suffered huge critical damage.

"Here, I want to emphasize that four-person melee is not a two-on-two team."

The host said to the three people with different expressions on the stage: "Except for yourself, the other three are your opponents. If everyone is aiming for the first place, there is no such thing as joining forces between the same sects!"

"learn."

Zhao Zhuji nodded and looked at the opponents around him seriously.

"Three, are all three opponents..."

Hong Butian's forehead is sweating, why don't we start the game, what's the matter with him in the foundation building fight, wait for everyone to die together and then he will come out and win?What are you thinking!Everyone is not stupid!
"Let's get started!"

Xingyun regained her mood, and said impatiently, "I'm already at my best!"

"Gululu... Puff! Bah!"

Hei Xiaolong was rolled up from the water vortex on the ground, spitting out the water in his mouth with a look of displeasure.

"Well, poof, I'm fine!"

"Very good, please wait for a moment, the new chaos arena will come soon!"

Under the gaze of everyone, the four of them walked slowly to the four corners of the arena, took a deep breath, and waited for the signal to start.

"One thing to say, I feel that those elders who agree to change the rules are definitely not from the Wuliangjian Sect or the Five Elements Sect."

Hei Yang poked his head out from Hongli's shoulder, and said faintly: "It's probably another sect, seeing the champion is basically either the Wuliangjian sect or the Five Elements sect.

So I thought I'd come here, to add to the obstacles of their two big winners' sects, to have a chaotic battle and have fun.

Tsk, I understand everything, it's just the boss's task! "

"It's still restrained."

Hongli pouted.

"If you want me to say, throw the four of them into a relatively large deep mountain forest, and then show each other's current location every once in a while.

Encountered wild beast attacks, opponents' false alliances, teammates stabbing in the back, passers-by exploring and intruding, evil sect conspiracy planning, secret realm emergencies, ancient seal leaks, and so on.Wouldn't that make it more exciting? "

"Don't be like this, sister Li."

A black line was drawn across Jin Xiu's forehead: "These elders are too bad to go."

"I didn't call, I guess it was the brothers who helped vote."

Jin Xiu waved his hand and said indifferently, "Watch the game, watch the game."

"I'm overwhelmed to win."

Heiyang said quietly: "Xiaolong? Sorry, I'm not very familiar with you."

"Hei Xiaolong must have turned black when he heard you say this wall talk."

Hongli couldn't help but rolled her eyes and complained: "When the time comes, love will turn into hate or something, Brother Heiyang, I will kill you over and over again!"

"Ahem, I didn't say anything just now."

"whispering sound."

Hongli twisted her body, curled up her legs and changed to a position of lying on Heiyang's chest, and nodded: "Well, then I will beat Xiaoyun to win! The momentum is like a broken bamboo, and I will win the laurel crown!"

"Game start!"

"Hiss! This is the beginning?!"

Hong Butian gasped, trying to find a place to hide first, but what he didn't expect was that Hei Xiaolong who was not far away directly drew his sword and attacked him.

"clang"

Zhao Zhuji drew out his sword to block him.

"???"

Hong Butian has a question mark on his head.

"whispering sound."

Hei Xiaolong snorted softly: "Get rid of Brother Bu Tian first, and then get rid of that guy with Sister Xingyun.

In the end, I will have a showdown with Sister Xingyun, so the first and second will be ours!
So I'm sorry Brother Butian, there are no friends or relatives on the stage! "

Hong Butian: "..."

Hong Butian: "What if I were Xiaoyang?"

"I will help him get rid of Sister Xingyun before abstaining!"

Hei Xiaolong replied without hesitation.

Hong Butian: "Hehe."

"So much nonsense, I'll get rid of you first!"

Zhao Zhuji snorted softly, and looked at Hei Xiaolong coldly.

"I didn't make it before, so I'll decide the outcome with you! It's nothing to find a soft persimmon!"

"well said!"

Hong Butian cheered and applauded: "Come on Zhuji! Kill this Piwazi fiercely!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Go hide!"

Zhao Zhuji's breath began to sharpen: "Don't get in the way!"

"Oh, good!"

Hong Butian hurriedly slipped away, turned around and saw Xingyun looking at her innocently: "Ah, here."

"Good job, Sister Xingyun!"

Hei Xiaolong was overjoyed: "That's it, I'll stop her, you go and get rid of Brother Butian first, and then help me beat her up!"

"mean!"

Zhao Zhuji clenched her teeth: "Shameless!"

"Heh, this is originally allowed by the rules."

Hei Xiaolong looked disdainful: "Otherwise, why is it called melee!"

"Ah this..."

Xingyun looked at Hong Butian in front of him, and then at Hei Xiaolong who were not far away, and couldn't help but fell into entanglement.

"Cough, that..."

Hong Butian reminded in a low voice: "If you don't do anything, I'll squat over there."

Hong Butian pointed to another open corner, and turned to leave: "I won't disturb you!"

"stop!"

Xingyun suddenly made a sound.

"!"

Hong Butian froze, sighed, turned around, closed his eyes: "Okay, okay, let's do it!"

"You and I……"

Xingyun was holding the long knife, with a tangled expression on his face, as if two little people were fighting in his head.

Xiao Heiyun: What are you still doing in a daze, let's deal with him. Sister Hongli said that big things happen without small details!
Xiao Baiyun: But, this is just a competition, not a life-and-death duel, will the victory be invincible...

Little Heiyun: Huh?Victory without force?Have we fouled?What rule did you break?This is what is allowed!
Xiao Baiyun: But but, my father said, to be a man must be upright, and to win must be aboveboard!

Xiao Heiyun: Sister Hongli said that crimes must be done cleanly, and the corpse must be destroyed afterwards!

Xiao Baiyun: Ah, but...

Xiao Heiyun: Stop it, you said it too, Dad is watching from below, don’t you want to win?
Little Baiyun: ...

"I see……"

Xingyun took a deep breath, and the momentum on his body continued to rise, the flames on the long knife rose, and he turned and rushed towards the two people beside him.

"I will defeat you together first, and then solve the last one!"

Xingyun yelled: "This way the final champion will have the highest gold content! Slash the stars!"

"Sister Xingyun is confused!"

Hei Xiaolong felt cold all over his body: "We have a clear conscience!"

"Good junior sister!"

Zhao Zhuji's sword energy fluttered above his head: "As a sword repairer, I admit you and go forward!"

"Here……"

Xing Yun's eyes were hot, and he swung the knife downward: "It's the Xing family knife!"

"boom!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the most intense scuffle broke out on the stage this year!
"How do I feel..."

Hong Butian stood far away, touched the moist feeling on his face expressionlessly, spread his hands, um, it was bright red.

"It still looks dangerous?"

"Shh!"

A sword energy streaked across, and a few strands of hair fell from Hongbutian's forehead.

"boom!"

The ice and fire collided, and the fiery steam rushed towards him, making Hong Butian's painting style blurry.

"They are approaching me..."

Hong Butian showed dead fish eyes: "He must be approaching me!"

"Hahahahaha! Do you think I can do nothing?"

Hei Xiaolong responded to the attacks from both sides at the same time, and the ice layer under his feet spread slowly, spreading towards Hong Butian's direction: "Look at me leading the battlefield to Brother Butian, so that he can't be alone! Hahahaha!"

"..."

Hearing that wild laughter, a pile of tic-tac-toe popped out of Hong Butian's forehead, thinking that he had helped him avoid his sister's pursuit when he was a child... If he was given another chance, he would definitely hit him!
"Don't come here!"

…………

"Tsk tsk..."

Hongli couldn't help but click her tongue: "This situation... Heiyang put me down, I'm going to get some popcorn."

"Farewell, stop talking for a while."

Heiyang hugged the red glass pillow expressionlessly, staring at the picture intently.

"Watch the game carefully, and write a five-hundred-word review after watching it."

Hongli: "..."

(End of this chapter)