So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 317 As long as you have a bucket of water, you are not afraid of falling to your death...

"Hei Xiaolong! You son of a bitch!"

Hong Butian fled desperately around the ring, while the three behind him controlled the battlefield and moved towards this side while fighting.

Flame, ice, sword energy, let alone the attacks of the three foundation builders, he probably wouldn't be able to withstand the aftermath even if they were affected by the aftermath.

Hong Butian ran away in grief and anger, while angrily denouncing the culprit.

"Hei Xiaolong, I, Hongbutian, have never had any grudges with you in the past, why did you harm me like this!"

"Ha, Brother Butian is a child, and you still ask such a question?"

Hei Xiaolong laughed wildly and said: "On the stage, there are all enemies!"

"Hongbutian, be careful yourself!"

Zhao Zhuji gritted his teeth with sweat on his forehead.

"This kid is a little tricky. If I move in the opposite direction from you, I will be pushed into a disadvantage by him in an instant!"

"Shut up! How can you be distracted during the sparring!"

Xingyun shouted angrily: "You are disrespecting your opponent!
Damn it, look at me, Huo Zhongxian, second stage! "

"There are two more paragraphs?!"*2
Hei Xiaolong and Zhao Zhuji stared at each other, feeling the pressure suddenly increase.

"This girl is a monster!"

Zhao Zhuji couldn't help but asked Hei Xiaolong: "Are you sure she really just entered the foundation building stage?"

"Hehe, shall I tell you that she's only been a student for a year?"

Hei Xiaolong rolled his eyes: "What's the big deal, it scares you. If you see something even worse, you'll be scared to death?"

"you!"

Zhao Zhuji's blood pressure soared instantly, and the offensive in his hands changed.

"You forced me! Sword Realm Seven, Dragon Slaying!"

"Hey, hey, I suspect that the name of your move is a personal attack on me!"

Hei Xiaolong gritted his teeth and snorted softly, the ice under his feet suddenly rose into icicles, leading him straight into the sky, Zhao Zhuji and Xingyun chased him almost indiscriminately, swords and swords kept colliding on the road, sword energy and sparks Floating in the air, it disperses before it hits the ground.

"call……"

Hong Butian took a deep breath and looked up at the sky: "So, is it safe for now?"

"First, I've made up my mind!"

Hei Xiaolong slapped the top of the icicle with his palm, and ice thorns jumped out from the side of the icicle, killing the two girls, he laughed and said, "No one can stop you, just fight for the second place!"

"Ah!"

Xingyun and Zhao Zhuji dodged an ice pick, looked at each other, and moved back at the same time, the sword, light and sword shadow frantically swept down the ice spike, knocking it down.

"Uh……"

Hong Butian looked at the densely packed ice cones falling from the sky, scratched his head, turned his head and ran away.

"Boom boom boom!"

Ice picks hit the ring one after another, the ice slag shattered, and ice thorns grew on the ring. They grew rapidly in the wind, and continued to stretch towards the sky, chasing the two people who were constantly climbing.

"Ha, as long as I keep going up, I won't be out of the ring."

Hei Xiaolong giggled as he watched the icicles carry him up and flew up, and he laughed all over: "Chasing, chasing, chasing hard, when you are tired, I will wait for work, hahaha!"

"It's too beautiful to think about!"

The flames in Xingyun's eyes rose, and he slashed at the icicle with a knife, and the icicle immediately melted, shattered and evaporated.

"I rose high and fell miserably!"

Zhao Zhuji snorted softly, turned the sword over, and slapped the sword with a palm. Under the infusion of spiritual power, the sword twisted and turned into another shape.

Hong Butian gasped for a while, looked up, and saw the sword in Zhao Zhuji's hand transformed into a big hammer.

Hong Butian: "???"

Is it an illusion, when?
"drink!"

With the sledgehammer in hand, Zhao Zhuji's eyes lit up, and his fierce aura suddenly became violent, and he smashed the hammer on the icicle!

"boom!"

"Click, click, click"

Under everyone's gaze, huge cracks continued to extend up and down, and the impact force shattered and annihilated the entire icicle.

The flames roasted and melted the ice slag, turning it into rain that fell all over the sky.

"If that's the case, then I'm really serious!"

Xingyun glanced at Zhao Zhuji, took out a bead, and pressed it on her ancestral spiritual knife, and the blade suddenly grew upwards, and the flames flew along, forming a long fire bridge in the sky.

"The Xing family's famous knife cuts the world of mortals, the longest is about [-] meters!"

Hei Xiaolong: "???"

"Hey, what are you two doing!"

Hei Xiaolong's eyes widened: "If you can't beat it, just open it? What a shame!"

"Ha! You can do it if you have the ability!"

"That's right! You can change into another one for us to see!"

"Change it for me!"

"Change!"

Hei Xiaolong: "..."

Hong Butian: "..."

"Huh? There is also the setting of family heirlooms? Isn't this a blatant and temporary addition of settings for yourself?"

Hongli lowered her eyes, and said quietly: "Where is the family heirloom of our Five Colors family? Where is the family heirloom? Heiyang, help me add some settings!"

"Uh, how about family genetics?"

Heiyang said something weakly.

Hongli: "???"

"Damn! I don't care! I want to have what other people have! I, Hongli, will not be weaker than others in my life!"

Hongli hopped off the reclining chair, pulled Heiyang up, and raised it above his head: "The family-inherited Heiyang, the second form, open it!"

"You... put me down..."

"Ha, no way."

Hongli held Heiyang's legs upside down, came to the roof, and stretched out his head: "Go, get popcorn for Sister Hongli!"

"Grass."

Heiyang looked at the ground that was spinning, the earth was above my head, and the red glass was under my feet...

"Hongli, you bitch put us there to eat peanuts!"

"Popcorn, not peanuts!"

Hongli raised her head: "The Black Sun airdrop is ready, one, two..."

"What are you..."

Heiyang kicked his legs hard, hooked Hongli's waist downward, and threw himself towards the ground: "Let's die together!"

"Hey, don't... ah ah ah!"

"Snapped……"

"……grumble"

Jin Xiu: "?"

Jin Xiu looked at the two people who were relaxing on the reclining chairs in the screen of Lingshi, and they disappeared in a blink of an eye. There were only two reclining chairs dangling gently there, and a blanket was half hung by the side of the room, but no one was there. sounded.

It looks like a crime scene full of suspicious points in a detective novel!
"Really, I'm so stupid, heh..."

Jin Xiu rolled her eyes: "I was afraid that I might not have cerebral palsy just now, so I felt that their lives are comfortable and comfortable..."

The camera is down, Heiyang flees, Hongli chases after.

Heiyang defended with a broom, and Hongli attacked with a shovel.

"Heiyang! I just washed my hair!"

"Wash it again, people who like to be clean wash it several times a day!"

"I don't care! Quickly let me knock your head off!"

"What about tenderness? What about gentleness?"

"Both of them are dead!"

...............

"Ha, as long as I jump fast, gravity can't catch up with me!"

Hei Xiaolong kept jumping and jumping, trying to make the operation that made the brain go to the roaming world, but it was a pity that he still fell towards the ground.

At this time, Xingyun and Zhao Zhuji finally got close and attacked Hei Xiaolong together: "The troublemakers will die first!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah! Don't! Spare me!"

Hei Xiaolong smiled frightenedly: "I lied to you!"

Hei Xiaolong waved his hand and smiled: "Hello."

"!!!"

A huge exclamation point popped out of Zhao Zhuji Xingyun's head, and she quickly wanted to back away. The Hei Xiaolong in front of them suddenly faded as if rendering failed, and turned into an ice sculpture, bursting suddenly!

"Ok?"

Hong Butian frowned.

"Googling..."

The raindrops that fell from the sky just now suddenly gathered and rose, turning into the appearance of a black dragon.

Hei Xiaolong turned his back to the direction of the ice sculpture stand-in, and posed a cool pose: "Boom!"

"..."

"Ok?"

Hei Xiaolong waited for three or four seconds, but the imaginary "ahhhh*2" did not appear. He turned his head in doubt and saw two women with dark faces.

"Heh, hehe..."

Xingyun opened his mouth and spit out a pile of ice scum: "Hehehe, aboveboard..."

"Hahaha……"

Zhao Zhuji pulled out an ice spike from his forehead with a half-smile, and the little blood arrow shot out with a whoosh.

"Hahaha, it's so fun..."

"Brother Butian, save me!"

Hei Xiaolong turned his head and wanted to run, but then found himself being hugged.

"Hurry up!"

Hong Butian shouted: "I caught him, hurry up!"

Hei Xiaolong: "..."

"what-----"

On the audience stage, Shui Ran looked up at the sky expressionlessly, and saw a small star growing bigger, and couldn't help but pop out a well on his head.

Shui Ran waved his hand, and a waterspout rolled over Hei Xiaolong and dispersed Fa Jue.

"vomit……"

Hei Xiaolong half-knelt on the ground, hammered his chest, coughed up a few drops of blood, and looked at Shuiran with a guilty face.

"Master, it's not that the disciples don't live up to expectations, they are so vicious! Cough cough!"

Mizuran: "..."

Blood pressure up! UP!

…………

"The problem is solved."

Under the gaze of Hong Butian's twitching eyelids, Zhao Zhuji shook the hammer in his hand, turning it into the shape of a sword again.

"Then let's have a good match."

The long knife inserted into Yunxiao in Xingyun's hand retracted, sparks fluttered from the hem of his clothes.

"come on! Come on!"

Hong Butian didn't know when two colored balls popped out of his hand, dangling aside.

"Xing Yunchong! Kill Zhao Zhuji!"

"Zhuji is great! Kill that girl!"

"Come on! Come on! Come on..."

Hong Butian froze, threw the colored ball, looked at the two girls with black faces, and said with a smile: "Well, what do you see me doing, hit it, hit it while it's hot, I won't disturb, I'll go first Hidden."

"..."

Xingyun and Zhao Zhuji sighed, ignored Hong Butian, and rushed towards him!

"boom!"

.........

"hiss--"

Hong Butian looked at the two lying on the ground, jumped to avoid the ice slag on the ground, and ran to the side of the two: "Can you still talk?"

Xingyun: ...

Zhao Zhuji: ...

"that……"

Hong Butian squatted down and patted the floor: "One? Two?"

"Good guy, don't really let him take the first place."

Hong Li, who had returned to the reclining chair, had a black line above her head, and even brother didn't bother to call out.

"Damn it, have the evil forces still defeated the competitive spirit!"

"Open your mouth."

Heiyang ignored it, took the popcorn and sent it to Hongli's mouth.

"what---"

"Okay, shut up."

"Ah uh."

"Don't bite my finger, open your mouth."

"Ah—by the way, you can pour it directly into my mouth."

"Stop talking nonsense and open your mouth."

"what---"

.........

"Ah, what a pity..."

Hong Butian sighed: "I actually won."

"what are you thinking about!"

Xingyun moved her fingers, struggled to raise her head, the blade rested on the ring, stood up unsteadily, raised the long sword with difficulty, and pointed at Hong Butian: "Come on, fight!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Butian raised his hand numbly: "Well, I admit defeat, you won."

"Can't!"

Xing Yunyun turned to the audience and repeated again: "Come on, bright, upright, and rich in gold!"

"call……"

Hong Butian sighed, took off the spear behind his back, and held it in his hand: "Okay."

"I might be a little heavy handed."

Hong Butian sprinted and shouted loudly: "You can pick it up!"

Hong Butian flew out.

"Paji uh..."

Hong Butian lay on the ground under the ring, stretched out his hand and raised a small white flag.

"..."

Xingyun moved to Zhao Zhuji's side, turned her face up, and asked, "Can you... talk?"

Zhao Zhuji's eyes rolled in circles.

Hei Yang: "Zhao Zhuji and Hong Butian have lost their ability to fight, so the winner is Zhenxin Keke, the Xingyun player of the Five Elements Sect!"

"Ha, what did I say!"

Hongli said triumphantly: "I told you, Xiaoyun's power is inexhaustible!"

"People are coming to play."

Hei Yang waved his hand, and ordered: "Hong Li, go and tidy up the house, you promise me to be obedient."

"Black Sun~~"

Hongli revealed her big watery eyes.

"Go quickly."

Heiyang is merciless.

"whispering sound."

Hongli snorted softly, put on her shoes and socks, walked to the side of the house, turned her head resentfully and glanced at Heiyang.

"You'll be satisfied when I die from exhaustion, then let the corpse warm your bed, hum!"

Hongli jumped down, Heiyang smiled, raised his head and opened his mouth, and poured popcorn into his mouth: "Ah——"

"Why can you eat like this!"

Hong Li pawed at the edge of the eaves, poked her head out, and suddenly yelled.

"Cough, cough, cough, uh, uh, cough..."

Heiyang shivered in fright, and suddenly a pile of popcorn got stuck in his trachea, he held his throat with both hands, his little face turned from white to purple to blue to black to white again...

"Hongli, what the hell..."

Under Hongli's suspicious gaze, Heiyang trotted all the way to her side, squatted down, stretched out his hand and gently opened her fingers one by one.

Hongli: "???"

…………

"First! First! First!"

Xingyun had a trachea tube inserted into his nostrils, and his face flushed with excitement: "I am number one!"

"Ah, yes, yes, you are the first, you are the best."

Sitting in front of the hospital bed, Jin Xiu couldn't help rolling her eyes: "As for what, so hard, desperate?

You can learn from that fellow Hei Xiaolong, who is a ghost and a ghost, and he didn't suffer any injuries. "

"But he's not number one! Didn't you see my dad walking like flying happily before going home?"

"Ah yes yes..."

"Xingyun!"

On the bed next to her, Zhao Zhuji turned her head while dangling her legs, and said seriously: "I, Zhao Zhuji, would like to call you the strongest for the time being, and I will definitely win back next time!"

"Hey, brother, brother..."

Hong Butian looked eagerly and gossipingly at a disciple of the Five Elements Sect: "I haven't heard you tell my sister's story for ten seconds, and now I feel so uncomfortable that Xiaolong is crawling all over my body!"

"You just climbed!"

Hei Xiaolong's voice suddenly came, drawing three curious eyes.

"Eh?"

Xingyun looked suspiciously at Hei Xiaolong who was lying on the hospital bed, and asked curiously, "Aren't you uninjured?"

"That does not……"

Holding a water glass, Hei Xiaoqi came from the next room, sat on Hei Xiaolong's bed, and said with a happy face: "It's too skinny, I was whipped."

"Sister...you are my own sister..."

Hei Xiaolong said speechlessly: "Can you restrain your expression a bit?"

"Hahaha?"

Hei Xiaoqi looked puzzled: "Who is Hei Xiaolong? Sorry, I'm not very familiar with it."

"........."

"I'm going to play with Sister Hongli!"

Xingyun excitedly said: "Come back after they get married!"

"Will Elder Huo agree?"

Hei Xiaoqi looked puzzled.

"Ah? You mean senior brother?"

Jin Xiu pointed to the bed in the corner: "He's over there."

"Hey hey hey..."

(End of this chapter)