So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 358 By deleting unnecessary information, the nervous system can be normal!

Yangli's house, living room, a big bed.

Heiyang, Hongli, and Xiaohuo sat cross-legged in their pajamas, with note papers everywhere beside them, looking like they were fighting fiercely.

"understand?"

"understood!"

"real or fake?"

"real?"

"Ok?"

Hong Li frowned, looking at the hesitant Xiao Huo in front of her, she suddenly understood, but she still didn't understand!

"Ah ah ah ah ah---"

Hongli scratched her hair in a state of collapse, her eye circles were bloodshot, she looked at Xiao Huo who was smiling awkwardly, and then sighed again, as if life had lost its power, like a leaking balloon.

"Ahem, that, baby, mother, calm down!"

While drinking hot milk tea, Heiyang helped Hongli smooth his hair with a smile, and comforted him: "This is how the children taught!
You have to be patient, have perseverance, don't be irritable, and don't lose your temper indiscriminately, otherwise it will leave a psychological shadow on the child. "

"Wow, am I not patient enough!"

Hong Li was about to cry, but she looked up at the ceiling and couldn't help but said: "Nineteen days, nineteen nights, I moved the podium here, taught Xiao Huo non-stop, her mother's throat was smoking.

But, Xiao Huo is torturing her mother! "

"Ahahaha, no, no..."

Xiao Huo couldn't help but sneered and said, "Mom, you said that as long as you have an alibi, you can prove your innocence.

Then I asked, if it was a clone killing, or a curse killing.

Or, like the parents, let the phantom instigate one of them to hurt the other, how should the sentence be? "

"So why take parents as an example, does Xiao Huo want to send parents in so much, and then occupy this big house by himself?"

Hong Li showed dead fish eyes: "A home without parents is just an empty shell, you will not get happiness, little girl with a dark heart!"

"Ah, Xiao Huo is gone! Xiao Huo is just curious!"

Xiaohuo turned to look at Heiyang, complaining with aggrieved face.

"Father, look at my mother, she is so fierce..."

"Damn it, do you think you are the only one who can do this trick!"

Hongli gritted her teeth, and also turned her head to complain with aggrieved expression: "Honey, look at Xiaohuo bullying her mother..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Cough, that..."

Hei Yang drank the milk tea in his hand, threw it away, and landed it on the table in the distance. He looked at the mother and daughter who were confronting each other, shook his head and laughed.

"Speaking of Xiaoli, since Xiaohuo has written down all these regulations, she has already met our requirements, hasn't she?"

Hei Yang laughed and said: "The rest of the extended question is the child's curiosity, the desire to explore the world, you can't kill the child's curiosity so impatiently.

Well, how do you say that, interest is the best teacher..."

"But your daughter's interest is to find ways to use magical powers to take advantage of the loopholes in other laws and regulations..."

Hongli said faintly: "This is also an interesting teacher, right..."

"Uh, also..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, he turned his head to look at Xiao Huo, smiled softly, and said softly: "These things Xiao Huo sees are laws and regulations from the perspective of ordinary people.

And if a practitioner does something to another practitioner, or a practitioner to an ordinary person, there will be professionals from the Cultivation Headquarters of the Aoyou Realm to deal with it.

This kind of thing, there will be three or four at most in ten years, so you don't need to think about it so carefully, just adapt to the situation when the time comes. "

"Huh? Are there any clear laws and regulations in the practice headquarters?"

Xiaohuo turned his head curiously and asked: "For example, like Suantianmen, they use luck to kill those genius brothers and sisters.

And the one who directly killed her was a ferocious monster or something, so is it the mastermind behind the scenes or those monsters who are mainly responsible? "

"Well, first of all, the one who eats people must pay for his life, and secondly, that's right..."

Heiyang showed a puzzled expression, and looked at Hongli together with Xiaohuo: "So what is this? There are so many strange magical powers in the practice world, how can the bad guys get their retribution?"

"Wow, you father and daughter, I'm really..."

Hongli couldn't help but cover her face: "Of course they deliberately murdered, what else could it be?

The facts are all in front of you, okay, there are many ways to kill people, but the crimes can sum them up, okay? "

"Hey, then I suddenly thought of another situation!"

Hei Yang raised his hand curiously and said: "May I ask Teacher Xiaoli, if there is an unlucky person who stays next to me all day and affects my luck.

And then it made me lose my hair, but that guy survived. Does that count as an accidental death? "

"I suspect that you, a dog, are connoting a beautiful woman who is both cute and intelligent."

Hongli groaned quietly.

"Hey, there is another situation!"

Xiao Huo raised his hand and said, "And if Du Lei Jie accidentally killed someone who happened to pass by, who is to blame?"

"It's from the Wandering World, find someone to hold a knife on its neck and force it to either resurrect the person or pay for its life!"

Hongli said unhappily: "What do you guys think of this answer? Are you satisfied?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang and Xiaohuo revealed half-moon eyes.

"Hey, don't play tricks here!

This is just a rule that we all set together, not some encyclopedia of accident handling matters..."

Hong Li couldn't help but said: "Reincarnation and reincarnation will inevitably lead to a bug in hundreds of years, really!

You can't ask others to take all the situations into consideration in a book, right? It's all about reference, reference!You know what I mean? "

"Hey, who are you talking about bug?"

Hei Yang frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

"Whoever is in a hurry, I will tell whoever is."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, ignored Hei Yang's pointed middle finger, turned her head to look at Xiao Huo, and said seriously: "Really, Xiao Huo, trust mom.

Now that you have no problem with theoretical knowledge, we should move on to more important teaching steps instead of staying here to torture each other!

If you are really interested in these, you can observe and record more in your daily life, and tell your parents more.

I really don't know how to deal with things, such as whether there is an old lady lying in front of me to help or not, or you go out to sell knives, and the local ruffians insist on pestering you to give him a knife. "

Hongli stretched out a finger, took out the photo stone, and said: "Remember, leave evidence and the truth in advance, so as not to be beaten up and confused.

After all, we are honest people, and they like to bully us honest people.

Therefore, avoid leaving opportunities for others to find trouble, so as to avoid all evils and prevent all poisons from invading! "

"Ah, but what if Xiaohuo forgets, or the situation is urgent, or the other party deliberately seeks trouble?"

Xiao Huo couldn't help but said, "What should we do?"

"Ha, that's even easier."

Hong Li sneered coldly: "When the time comes, just make a fake show and do the real thing, you tell your parents, we will help you deal with the scene, don't worry, there will never be any corpse blood left.

If there are accomplices, then cut the weeds and root them out, and then there will be no problem! "

"really!"

Hei Yang nodded and said: "Tell him, we ate seven or eight bowls of noodles without paying a penny, and we still want to rob him of some money, what to do!"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo revealed half-moon eyes: "Didn't you just have to obey the rules, why did Mom and Dad suddenly become criminals..."

"Ha, that's a different thing."

Hongli waved her hand and said leisurely: "If they follow the right path and meet us, we have a clear conscience and will be invincible.

But if they try to make tricks from other places and take the initiative not to be protected by the rules, then don't blame us.

Just like the fire always thinks that the kettle is protecting the water, if it insists on burning through the bottom of the kettle, tsk tsk...

Still the same sentence, don't cause trouble, don't be afraid of trouble! "

"Of course, the above are all extreme negative situations that your mother and I usually have nothing to do, and our brains make up for it automatically..."

Hei Yang added: "In the travel world, you won't encounter this kind of thing once in hundreds of years."

"Indeed, I've confirmed with Elder Huo Le that what your father said is true!"

"Eh?!"

Xiaohuo was shocked: "That is to say, Xiaohuo can't meet and use this knowledge at all?"

"That's not necessarily true. It's better to have something than nothing. When the book is used, you will hate it less!"

Hongli spread her hands, looked at Xiaohuo, and said seriously: "The next thing I will teach you, Xiaohuo, is our real key!"

"Is it new knowledge?"

"Wrong, it's magical powers."

"Ah this..."

"Don't be surprised, it's normal. In the past, others wronged you and bullied it. Now it's how to prevent yourself from being bullied."

Heiyang explained for Hongli: "When you grow up, you want to go out and go out on your own, without your parents, woo woo woo..."

"Heiyang doesn't allow himself to add drama to himself!"

Hongli rolled her eyes, and kicked Heiyang lightly: "Read the words!"

"Oh, your parents won't be by your side at that time, and you may not be able to arrive in time when you encounter danger. You will need to deal with it yourself."

Hei Yang nodded and said: "And at this time, the supernatural powers used to protect oneself played a key role!"

"That's right, the one who always wins a fight doesn't necessarily have the last laugh. Only the one who can survive the most is eligible to dance on the opponent's grave!"

Hong Li pointed at Xiao Huo: "If my mother remembers correctly, you already know the supernatural powers of the Fire Immortal!"

"Ha, of course!"

Xiaohuo said triumphantly: "Xiaohuo has such high-level supernatural powers during the foundation building period, just like Uncle Xiaolong, it's very powerful!"

"It's amazing, have you been reduced to being on the same level as Xiaolong's kid..."

Heiyang sighed, "It's because your parents neglected to educate you."

"really!"

Hongli nodded and looked at Xiaohuo, and asked, "Xiaohuo, how many magical powers do you think should be normalized during the foundation building period?"

"Huh? Huh?"

Xiao Huo said in a daze: "No, as long as you condense supernatural powers, can you succeed in building a foundation?

Then practice carefully according to this supernatural power, and so on..."

Xiaohuo frowned, raised his little head, and suddenly thought of his parents' continuous powerful supernatural powers, so he blinked his eyes.

"Uh, two or three items?"

Xiaohuo guessed: "Then learn a little more at the Jindan stage, and learn a little more at the Nascent Soul stage?"

"Well... almost!"

Hongli nodded.

"Huh, that's okay. Although it sounds difficult, it's not hopeless..."

Xiaohuo let out a sigh of relief.

"It's only a single digit, just learn nine supernatural powers!"

small fire:"???"

"Hey, Xiaohuo, what are you doing, don't run away!"

"Heiyang, look at your daughter!"

"Hei Xiaohuo, get off the spirit stone hanging lamp!"

"..."

After a while of jumping up and down, Hong Li looked at Xiao Huo who was caught back to his seat, looked downcast and looked hopeless, and couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing, is it so scary?

Xiaohuo, you girl is quite smart, didn't you realize that?
Your talent in cultivation makes Elder Huo Le covetously want you to be Elder Huo, don't you understand? "

"But, but..."

Xiaohuo lowered his head and muttered: "Inheritance memory shows that there are at most three supernatural powers in the foundation period of the serious fire crane. No matter how much, the body will not be able to bear it, and the head will explode!"

"Ha, it's just classic adults fooling children, you underestimate the brain capacity of intelligent creatures!"

Hongli snorted, stretched out her finger and said, "It's better to have no inheritance memory than to believe in inheritance memory. In the inheritance memory, is it normal for Xiaoli Huohe to reach the foundation stage at less than one year old?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo was stunned for a moment, she thought about it carefully, and said with some uncertainty: "It seems that Xiao He can't fly at this time?"

"That's right, that's it!"

Hongli grabbed Xiaohuo by both shoulders, gently hugged her into her arms, and encouraged her: "The inheritance memories they left for you are outdated and can't keep up with the version. Now listen to the inheritance version that your parents gave you. It's done!"

"what?"

Xiaohuo blinked: "Can it still be like this?"

"Hmm, if you really can't forget, you can ask your father Hei Yang to come."

Hongli pointed behind her, and proudly said: "His formatting fist can clear the accumulated memory for you with one punch, and clear those rogue bundled information packages. I was bullied by him several times before with this trick!

Hey, wait, will Heiyang still do this trick? "

Hongli blinked her eyes, suddenly an ominous premonition arose in her heart, she turned her head: "Heiyang, that... ah!"

Hongli fell on his back, Heiyang slowly withdrew his fist and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's too difficult for me, I have to insure you all day long..."

Xiaohuo: "━Σ(Д|||)━"

"Dad, Dad, that..."

Xiaohuo showed her peasy eyes, she pointed at the fainted Hongli with fear on her face, and couldn't help saying: "Mom, she..."

"Don't worry, I'm not dead."

small fire:"???"

"Don't press the question mark, I'm doing it for her own good."

Hei Yang showed half-moon eyes, and sighed when he thought of scenes such as "Elder Huo's non-mainstream square dance".

"It's enough for me to bear the pain alone!"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo stared blankly at Hei Yang, little stars lit up in her eyes, at that moment, the figure of her father became extremely tall in her heart.

This kind of belief in enduring humiliation and protecting his family even if he is misunderstood made Xiaohuo's eyes moist.

She couldn't help but said, "Dad..."

"Ok?"

"Has Xiaohuo ever been knocked out?"

"Ah, no!"

"Really?"

"Hahaha, Dad will still lie to you."

"Huh, that's fine!"

Xiao Huo let out a long breath, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

Heiyang quietly moved two fingers away from the back of Xiaohuo's head, and whistled with a guilty expression.

(End of this chapter)