So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 359 Promise to water the flowers, this is loyalty to the flowers...

"Damn it, I haven't figured it out after all the calculations, and I have to get out of bed to teach Xiaohuo to practice supernatural powers!"

Hong Li shook her arms and patted her legs in the courtyard, bouncing around to warm up her body.

"Nonsense, practice supernatural powers in the house, don't you want it at home? Let alone practice while lying down on the bed."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Do you think anyone will spoil you like me?
I can let you rest and work by yourself, can you rest and let the supernatural powers teach Xiaohuo by yourself? "

"Ah, yes, yes, you are the best!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and continued to stretch her waist: "It feels like I haven't been out of the house for a long time, what's going on.

He obviously only brought Xiao Huo back from his parents' house a few days ago, but when he came out, he felt as if he had passed away. "

"Nonsense, you went out for a meal a few days ago, came back after eating, closed the door and collapsed as soon as you got home, can you still call yourself out?"

While doing radio gymnastics, Heiyang complained leisurely.

"Besides, it's been dark these days. It's normal for you to be a little delirious."

"The more I listen to your words recently, the more I feel that something is wrong. I feel that every sentence is a bit wrong, so is there a problem with me or you?"

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, beat her leg and said leisurely: "Sure enough, you still have a problem."

"Come on, if you look at things from different angles and have different moods, you will naturally be different accordingly.

You should reflect on yourself instead of pouring dirty water on your father when you encounter something. "

Hei Yang couldn't help but said: "Although Dad, I dote on you, I won't care about these things with you, but they will always change into another form and come back to take revenge on you."

"Ah, thank you, these days we have experienced your fiery revenge."

Hong Li gave Hei Yang a blank look, and didn't bother to talk to him.

"It's your fault anyway."

"It's because you think about that kind of thing all day long that you have the association!"

"Nonsense, do you mean that my mind, Hongli, is full of rubbish every day!"

"Ha, is there anything extra besides scraps?"

"You are cursing!"

"What's wrong with scolding you! Just scold and scold!"

"Bastard, go to the underworld and reflect!"

"We will die together, who is afraid of whom!"

"Whoever persuades his grandson!"

"Joke, am I not your father?"

"Wow, I'm giving you some face and you're still panting, eat me with a punch!"

"..."

"..."

"Well……"

Xiaohuo was doing the radio gymnastics that his father had just done slowly, his eyes turned and he wrestled with his parents again, unmoved.

The children of Yangli's family have long been used to seeing crazy and big waves, so it doesn't matter.

This is the proof of the parents' affection, er, don't look at the fact that the mother has tried to poke the father's eyes with her finger, but this is the proof of love!

Don't even look at Dad who has already picked up bricks to fight back, this is also...

Probably, in short, children and adults should not imitate it!
"Hey, Mom and Dad really don't want Xiao Huo to worry."

Xiaohuo shook his head like a little adult, and continued to do stretching exercises against the sun.

Until this time the battle ended with Hongli having a slight advantage.

"Heh, Gou Heiyang, this is the one thousand six hundred and fifty-fourth time you have lost to me, right?"

Hongli pressed Heiyang's back with one hand, and grabbed Heiyang's arm with the other hand, pushing him to the ground with her knees, her face full of pride.

"And I only lost to you [-] times, and the number of wins is already six games apart.

Immediately, my winning percentage will break through [-]%, and I'm advancing towards [-]%. Don't you feel ashamed, Heiyang? "

"You, what are you so proud of!"

Hei Yang struggled with dissatisfaction on his face: "It's all for you, you're still proud, as long as I think about it, I'll push you down and rub you on the ground every minute, believe it or not!"

"Ah yes yes yes, Master Heiyang is too right!"

Hong Li looked at the stubborn Heiyang with a disdainful smile, and couldn't help but said in a strange way: "Master Heiyang has worked so hard recently, probably because he is not in a good state, so he missed and we took him down, right?"

"I'll go to you!"

Heiyang turned pale with shock.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm just a simple dish, it's not that I'm not in good shape, I'm ruthless!"

"Tsk tsk, I'd rather admit that I'm good than that I'm in a bad state, right? As for that."

The corners of Hongli's mouth raised, she leaned forward slightly, leaned close to Heiyang's ear, and exhaled softly: "Admit it, there is such a cute little Li as a wife...

Nothing to be ashamed of, I can understand, my husband~~"

"Don't even think about it, daydreaming, I won't give in!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, why do I feel that my identity has been changed after marriage, obviously I should be the one who's playing tricks... cough cough is the right guy!"

"Honey, times have changed."

Hong Li was full of pride, shaking her head and said: "A certain famous person once said that love is when an extroverted boy starts to become submissive.

The introverted girls gradually become bolder, you are already the t0 of the previous version, this is called Feng Shui turns.

The so-called thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young women and poor people, our days are still long! "

"I really thought you were going to eat me, didn't you!"

Hei Yang was not convinced and said: "Winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs, a small defeat can't defeat the great tough guy Hei Yang!"

"Tch, anyway, you lose this time."

Hongli rolled her eyes, stood up and let go of Heiyang, pulled him up, and stretched out her hand to help him pat the dirt on his body.

"But having said that, even if the two of us are stipulated not to use spiritual power when we fight, you should at least protect it with your clothes!

Getting dirty, washing clothes requires no effort!

The clothes are all ruined, and I won’t buy them for you next time if they are ruined, or you will wear ripped clothes, or you can make them yourself. "

"The one on my body was originally made by myself."

Heiyang complained weakly: "And you didn't wash clothes for anyone in our house, I remember this very clearly, don't try to tamper with my memory!"

"Ah, that's right, I don't seem to have done housework before..."

Hong Li's expression froze, she just subconsciously wanted to imitate what her mother said when she was admonishing her father, but suddenly realized that she was not a good wife like her mother.

She is a blood-sucking insect that parasitizes the black sun, and sometimes the blood forgets to render the color, but that is not important. The important thing is that there is no one in their house to do housework. The reason why the house is clean and tidy is due to the operation of the cleaning circle in the house with.

But if she doesn't do housework, it doesn't mean that her parents don't do it!

Hongli suddenly thought of her mother washing her clothes with her own hands in winter, and her father stepping on a stool to wipe the ceiling and window frames... plus many times of hard work on weekdays.

When helping her parents to practice for the first time, Hongli Heiyang was shocked to find that even the family conditions are very good.

Even if they are only in their early thirties, even if they were not injured when they were young, even if the reason why Dad usually drinks is not counted...

There are no major problems with the body, but there are a lot of minor problems, which makes people feel distressed.

Since she was a child, Hongli was whispered by Heiyang, saying that we are still young and our parents are still young.

You must take advantage of this time to spend more time with your parents, honor your parents and so on, understand that it is not easy for parents, and don't regret it when you have no chance.

At that time, Hongli didn't know the story that Heiyang hid in her heart, but because Heiyang said it, she took it seriously.

As long as you are careful, you can easily discover and see the hard work parents put in for their children, which makes Hongli very grateful in her heart.

Hongli grew up in such an environment. Although she was out of character in the eyes of her parents, she was always an obedient and filial child.

It's just that I knew it was not easy for parents at that time, but I didn't know exactly where it was not.

Now that she is really substituting herself, as a mother and wife, Hongli has a little understanding.

"It's not the best we can do just to take the tonic Lingshi to see my parents and help them practice. It's not enough."

Hong Li muttered softly in her mouth, and shouted out of Ye's mouth unabashedly: "Heiyang Heiyang."

"Ok?"

Heiyang was fixing his clothes, when he heard Hongli calling him, he stopped and turned his head to look: "What's wrong, Xiaoli?"

"Open the Black Yang brand doll notebook."

"Ah, it's opened, and then what."

Heiyang blinked, his face full of confusion.

"Records, I need to take some time to fight for the temperature and avoid the heat and dust in my parents' house, as well as other convenient household magic circles..."

Hong Li said seriously: "Also, there are other things, cleaning skills, sweeping skills and so on.

It is impossible for parents to drive the array all the time or stay at home, so these little magic tricks have to be brought over and taught by parents. "

"But Lord Hongli, we haven't learned all this yet."

Hei Yang couldn't help reminding.

"Learn, I have seen this kind of little spell in the Five Elements School. I just rolled my eyes a few times at that time, but I didn't pay much attention to it."

Hong Li paused for a moment, then smiled embarrassedly and said, "Because I don't sweep the floor in the first place, so it's not worth spending spiritual power to sweep the floor!"

"Correct, as expected of you."

Hei Yang showed his thumbs.

"Hey hey, but I can find someone to deliver it, I know the Five Elements sect."

Hongli waved her hand with a sneer, and looked at Heiyang: "Well, that's all for now, remember to record it in the Heiyang notepad, I forgot to remind me when the time comes, don't forget yourself!"

"Hey, do practitioners still forget things? Don't be ridiculous."

Heiyang waved his hand dismissively.

"Malaysia..."

"That was an accident!"

"Ha ha……"

Hongli ignored the awkward words like "under plan" and "perfect form" that kept coming out of Heiyang's mouth.

She looked at Xiaohuo who was still doing radio gymnastics seriously, and her eyes became softer.

"Small fire, small fire, are you alright?"

Hongli waved her hand, and shouted with a smile: "Come here when you're done, Mom and Dad will teach you the supernatural powers of survival in the outside world!"

"Eh?"

Xiao Huo was stunned for a moment, jumped to the side of the two of them in two or three steps, and explained: "Xiao Huo has been ready for a long time, in the best condition, Xiao Huo is waiting for Mom and Dad, hehe."

Xiao Huo scratched his head embarrassingly, and said with a smile: "Because I feel that I will be beaten by my father if I shout for my mother, and I will be beaten by my mother for calling my father.

Shouting to cheer together was like fighting a fire, so Xiaohuo kept silent and watched the show. "

"Hahaha, is that so?"

Hong Li smiled, and gently touched Xiao Huo's head.

"Speaking of Xiaohuo, you have a high EQ. You told me about the idea of ​​cheering for you and the process of watching the show by the side."

"But if you say that my Xiaohuo family has a low EQ, her father will be the first to disagree."

Hei Yang also touched Xiao Huo's head with a smile.

"She even carried out classified thinking to deal with problems. This is an indiscriminate talent for making great things happen!"

"Ahaha, so, so Xiaohuo is so powerful..."

Xiao Huo sneered and said, "Xiao Huodan knew that he would be beaten if he shouted for cheer, but he didn't expect that a good boy who watched the fight and didn't talk could also be beaten, hahaha..."

"Ah, what, Xiaohuo, what you said is very ambiguous, okay?"

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help sighing: "Others heard it, oops, this couple must have drunk too much and fought like crazy, the child was trembling with fright, and they would take it out on the child after it was over.

With such an interpretation, the two of us are about to die in the eyes of our neighbors! "

"Indeed, the neighbors in the neighborhood look down on people too much."

Heiyang added righteously: "Obviously we don't need to resort to unnecessary methods such as drinking to go crazy, and look down on who... ah!"

"Hei Yang shut up."

Hongli withdrew her small fist, looked at Heiyang and lowered her head submissively: "Oh..."

"It's almost there."

Hongli nodded in satisfaction, patted Xiaohuo on the shoulder with a smile, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, Xiaohuo, you look just like your parents, you can say whatever you want, can your parents blame you?"

"Well……"

Xiaohuo showed her peas, and said weakly: "Grandma said that every parent would say "ah, mom and dad don't care about it and don't care about it", but they don't care about it when they train their children."

"Indeed, Mom was so right!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but echoed again: "It's like when my mother told me to spoil me when I was a child, but in fact, she pulled me out of the bed early in the morning in the cold winter of the twelfth lunar month!"

Maybe this example is not very vivid, so change it, for example:
"Oh, it doesn't matter how many exams you take, Mom and Dad just want you to be happy and don't have too much psychological burden~~"

Ahem, whoever believes who is an idiot...

You can say that your parents are fooling people by being dishonest. In fact, they may have thought so at the time, but when they saw the sky-defying results, they became angry and couldn't control their emotions.

Just like your deep awakening every night, you can't stay in the next morning...

It's like you uninstall all the software with a straight face and resolutely draw a clear line.

It won't be long before I'm looking for a good brother everywhere to get an installation package, or I'm going to die!
cough cough...

Mom and Dad also hope that they can become enlightened again and again, and go to the boss again and again. This, um, is understandable!
Of course, there is also the kind of deliberately lying to children, doing whatever they want...

How should I put it, in the eyes of a child who has just been in the world for a few years, you are the person he trusts the most in this world, and you are all he can rely on.

Then suddenly one day I found out that I was deceived by the lies of my dearest person...

After finishing the work, I was still complacent, saying that I really know how to coax children...

How should I put it, Hei Yang has never experienced that feeling.

But he has seen many relatives do that, extroverted children cry when they find out they have been cheated, and introverts look down with disappointment...

Either way, it must have been very sad.

Feeling that my world suddenly collapsed, I learned this trick from my parents...

Seeing her daughter hugging her mother's arm, Heiyang Hongli glanced at each other, touched Xiao Huo's head with a smile, and said softly: "Really, Xiao Huo can always trust Mom and Dad."

"is it okay?"

Xiao Huo looked up into his parents' eyes.

"OK!"

Heiyang Hongli responded that although they were parents for the first time, they had been children for so long.

Everyone was a child once, though only a few remember it.

It just so happened that Heiyang Hongli was one of those few people.

In other words, they still feel that they are children until now, hoping that they will never grow up, just like now, they can let the children happily throw themselves into their arms...

(End of this chapter)