So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 363 Durian jackfruit, cheese corn kernels, mashed potatoes with chicken sauce, beef tenderloin with black pepper...

While writing in the diary, a weird little tune rang out.

At that moment, countless possibilities exploded in Kong Yuqing's mind!

Maybe it's the senior neighbor next door humming a song when he's idle?
Could it be the call for dinner in the cafeteria?
Maybe it's the restorative little song that was configured separately in the dormitory, and it was just loaded here for her?

Or is this a test set by the seniors to see if she can face danger without fear or panic?

Or some kind of meeting is about to start, and the location of the meeting and my number are hidden in this song with a special melody, which needs to be deciphered by herself?
Or is this just a simple invasion and attack by extraterrestrial demons?
"Calm down, calm down, calm down!"

Kong Yuqing took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

She is the former head of the Wuliangjian Sect. She has never seen such a big storm. The intruders in the Transcendence Tribulation Period have all competed, and there is nothing to be afraid of!
Well, yes, that's it. She is very stable and calm now, and she is not affected by any weird tunes at all.

Kong Yuqing calmed down and looked around carefully, but found nothing.

Except that the auditory system can perceive the existence of the other party, it cannot be seen, touched or smelled.

But don't panic, things always have to be on the bright side, maybe there is no invasion of extraterrestrial demons, is it just something wrong with her ears?
This voice is not so much reverberating in the ear, as it is directly ringing in the mind.

Kong Yuqing hadn't heard about this kind of matters when listening to Master's precautions before, and there have been no problems for so many years. It is a special case that he can't come to her, right?
What should she do now?Should I report the situation directly to the seniors?
But in this way, will it appear that she is making a fuss out of a molehill?

"It should be, just passing by, it will pass soon..."

Kong Yuqing comforted himself: "You can't just come here to find me, a small character, can you?"

[Kong Yuqing, Kong Yuqing, please answer if you receive it! 】

[Kong Yuqing, Kong Yuqing, please answer if you receive it! 】

Kong Yuqing: "???"

Did you really come here to find her?
What to do, what to do, she has never seen such a big storm!
If she answered rashly, would she reveal the address of the roaming world, and then...

Kong Yuqing raised her head slightly, imagining that a group of extraterrestrial demons would surround Aoyoujie, and then a guy with seven noses and eight eyes would come out, hold her hand, and said kindly, "Thank you Aoyoujie for leading the way!"

Kong Yuqing: "..."

Sure enough, it's better to pretend not to hear!

Kong Yuqing blinked, sat down cross-legged, and kept his mind still: "There is no limit, no desire, no desire, no action, nothing to say..."

…………

[Beep beep, beep beep...]

[The other party is temporarily unable to answer, please call again later, the other party is temporarily unable to answer, please dial again later...]

Heiyang Hongli: "???"

"Ah? What's the matter?"

Hongli was confused: "Didn't you just say that you have locked the target?

Contacting, about to succeed, but suddenly unable to answer? "

"Well, that proves that the bell should be ringing over there!"

Heiyang scratched his head and thought seriously: "It's just that maybe it's because I was frightened that I didn't dare to answer?
Or were you doing something, didn't have time to answer, didn't notice or something? "

"Wow, don't you even have time to answer a communication?"

Hongli wrote "harm" in her left eye, and "fear" in her right eye, grabbed Heiyang's arm and hugged her tightly in her arms, and said in a trembling voice: "It's terrible, it's terrible, this is the horror of the outside world. live?

Hei Yang, if there is really no other way at that time, after being arrested, why don't you help me do my job too! "

Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang, her watery eyes blinked and blinked, and she pretended to be pitiful and said, "How about it?"

"Hey, don't say you look cute like this."

Heiyang laughed happily, and took out the photo stone to aim at it.

"Okay, keep your expression, I'll take a picture, it's so cute!"

"Well, ah this..."

Hongli's big eyes were blank for a moment, and her voice complained: "Don't automatically filter keywords!"

"Ha, what else?"

Heiyang took the photo he wanted, looked at the picture stone and nodded with satisfaction, and said casually: "Filtering the wicked words of Hongli is an advanced survival skill that every Heiyang should learn.

It can not only keep me in a good mood, but also make your head's durability not drop so fast. "

"God's amazing durability, I'm not some broken metal, this is a body of flesh and blood, it can be restored and regenerated!"

Hong Li curled her lips: "You are happy, I am not happy!"

"I do not believe."

Hei Yang proudly said: "As long as I am happy, you will definitely be happy because you can make me happy!"

"Hey, Pu Xinnan really bowed his head, oh, wait a minute..."

In the middle of speaking, Hongli ran to the back of Xiaohuo not far away who was trying to activate the Nirvana Fire Divine Ability, and pressed her single palm gently on her back.

Immediately, Xiao Huo's frown relaxed, and the agitated meridians in his body returned to calm again.

"Okay, keep working hard, come on, Mom and Dad are with you!"

Hong Li grinningly extended a thumbs up, although Xiao Huo couldn't see it now with her eyes closed, but she believed that mother and daughter are connected!
Returning to Hei Yang's side again, grabbing an arm to hug her, Hong Li let out a long breath.

"Okay, I'm back, what did I just say?"

"Oh, you said that you are willing to move bricks and work to earn money for Hei Yang!"

"Climb, let's talk about it when you are paralyzed in bed and urgently need amputation."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "When it really comes to that time, I'll pull hundreds of cars a day to support you, so let's forget about it now."

"whispering sound."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, took the communication, tapped it twice, and guessed: "Probably, it's because I received a strange communication for no reason, so I didn't dare to connect."

"What should I do?"

Hongli showed a distressed expression: "If this happens, we will be at a disadvantage!"

"Well, I'll think of a way."

"Think quickly, Heiyang, you are the smartest!"

"Go and get me a stool."

"Okay, received!"

Hong Li asked for help from Yang, turned around and ran into the house with an obedient appearance.

Obviously, the small bench that the two of them were kicked by Xiao Huo just now is not far away, so I don't know what Hong Li is thinking.

"I'm coming!"

Hongli carried a big chair, put it in front of Heiyang with a snap, and stretched out her hand to gently pull Heiyang away.

Turn it into a big bed with one button of the fantasy transforming instrument, gently stretch the bed sheet, and pat it.

"Master Heiyang, please sit down."

Hongli respectfully said: "The old slave Hongli is always at your service."

"With you, a bed can be placed anywhere..."

Heiyang murmured in a low voice: "Although, the big soft bed is really comfortable."

"That's right, the softness is more than a big bed."

Hong Li chuckled, supported her small face with both hands, lay on the bed and looked at Hei Yang, kicking her two raised calves.

"Does Hei Yang have any clues?"

Hongli asked curiously.

"Ah, the clue is a bit..."

Heiyang lay down next to Hongli, put the communication mirror in front of them, put his head next to his head, scratched the mirror and explained: "Look, I found out that this thing can change the ringtone.

Not only can you change your own ringtone, but you can also change the other party's ringtone.

Replace the original ditty with a recording of the two of us talking, and after hearing our messages, it must be no problem! "

"Ha, indeed, really smart, Heiyang!"

Suddenly, Hongli clicked [Change Set Ringtone], then [Customize], and then [Record Ringtone], a line of prompts appeared.

[It is forbidden to record ringtones: spells, sanskrit, dragon language, arcane, unheard sounds...]

[Recording volume is prohibited: greater than or equal to the roar of the roaring dragon. 】

(This rule was complained by the Roaring Dragon Clan, and the complaint was dismissed based on the Roaring Dragon Clan’s history of disturbing the people.

This rule has [-] usage rights and can be revoked after expiration. )
[Please follow the ringtone safety recording rules, please start recording your voice...]

"Well, is that all right?"

Hongli and Heiyang looked at each other and nodded.

"Hey, hey, is it Senior Kong Yuqing, ah, it's us, just look at the two of you who ascended.

Well, it's us, we won't reveal our real names, the ghost knows what's going on with you, so be safe.

If you are still alive, ahem, if you can still hear me, please reply, I have wanted to contact you for a long time..."

"Huh? There's a voice again? This is..."

Kong Yuqing, who was meditating and concentrating, entered the state of cultivation and cultivation, and found that the little song stopped after a while, so he was relieved and felt that there was no problem.

But just when she relaxed a little, a voice came from her ear again, and it was different from the little song just now, this time the voice made her feel a little bit familiar.

"This is, those two who watched me ascend..."

When Kong Yuqing heard some familiar voices in the words, his heart moved suddenly, showing an expression of disbelief.

The voice continued to ring in her ears, and she could tell it was the young couple.

"Let me tell you something, we are officially together.

Ah, the ringtone recording time is limited, let's not talk about this, wait a minute, we will call you again soon! "

"Beep beep..."

The voice in the ear disappeared again, but this time Kong Yuqing didn't feel relaxed.

She was very nervous, if it was what she thought...

Kong Yuqing's heart rose to his throat, he was afraid that it would come before, but now he was afraid that it would not come.

Come back soon so that she can get more news!
The other party's so-called "for a while" made Kong Yuqing feel as if the days were like years. She waited nervously until the bell rang again.

"Ah, I changed the ringtone, ah, can you hear it?

It has been two or three months since the two of us got together, and one of us accidentally lost restraint and was too excited, which led to promotion to the Nascent Soul stage.

This is not the key point, the key point is that you also know that after being promoted to the Nascent Soul stage, you will have to go through the catastrophe and be kicked out of the travel world.

It may seem to you that ascension is very happy, but we don't want to leave home, so we have been thinking of ways to stay.

Due to some special reasons, our cultivation bases probably cannot be suppressed anymore, and it is estimated that we will have to pass it in a short time.

So I thought of a way to contact you, and I want to ask if there is any way to allow us to stay in the travel world, or to come back at any time after going out.

Well, this paragraph is over, and then we will..."

"Connect!"

Kong Yuqing said quickly: "Connect, connect, I choose to connect!"

[connected successfully]

[Please abide by the law and discipline, and communicate in a civilized manner]

"Whoa, whoa, it's connected, it's connected!"

A picture screen appeared in front of Kong Yuqing, and then he saw Heiyang Hongli's familiar fellow face appearing in it, but the angle was a bit strange, as if they were looking down from a high position, and he could vaguely see the blue sky and white clouds behind them.

Kong Yuqing realized that they were lying on some blanket outside or something else.

But that's not important anymore, seeing the blue sky and white clouds, Kong Yuqing's eyes turned red immediately, she really thought that she might not be able to see the world of roaming in the next few years!
"Ha, it's really Kong Yuqing, Senior Kong."

Hongli looked at Kong Yuqing's expression, and said nervously: "Are you in the outside world now, what's going on there, it must be scary!

What kind of expression do you have, have you been bullied, are there many bad people outside, will you encounter any difficulties, is there any way not to go out?
Hey Hey hey?Talk, have you forgotten us and the words of the roaming world? "

"Hey, Xiaoli, don't ask so many questions in one go, it will make people confused."

"But I'm really curious..."

"Well, actually, I too..."

"Well, you guys, hello, Heiyang Hongli."

Kong Yuqing forced a smile and couldn't help sobbing: "Do you still remember me?"

"It's only been two months, how can I not remember?"

"That's right. Is it so difficult to work hard outside, or is it that we live underground for a year in the sky? That's too scary!"

Hong Li couldn't help shrinking her neck in fright, while Hei Yang stretched out her arms around her waist.

"If it's really that scary outside, we'll find a way to get you back!"

Hei Yang nodded and said: "Give me the coordinates, let's go over and see if we can open a small hole in the barrier of the world, and seal it up later."

"No, no, I don't really want to come back, but..."

Kong Yuqing quickly waved his hands, half of the duplicity could not be said, so he could only sigh, showing a resolute and tragic expression.

"It's just that I can't just go back like this, I need to make my own contribution here.

The world has supported me for hundreds of years, it's time for me to make a contribution! "

"Ok?"

A question mark popped out of Heiyang Hongli's head, and she looked at Kong Yuqing curiously.

"What do you mean?"

"The thing is like this, the outside world, simple is very simple, but complicated is also very complicated..."

Kong Yuqing sighed, opened the diary, recalled while reading, and narrated everything she knew for a while.

"That day, after I ascended from the Soaring Realm, I broke out of the wall and met a senior who came to meet me, who turned out to be my master.

I am very happy to see him again, but he seems to be happier than me. Under his guidance, I am familiar with the life of the outside world..."

(End of this chapter)