So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 391 There's a Crack in Everything, That's How the Light Gets in
Coaxed and tricked by Elder Huo Le, Heiyang Hongli's phantom finally left and returned to their side.

It's just that the two of them looked dull as they looked at the group of phantoms that were crazily crashing into the wall that came back together.

The other party followed back to Heiyang Hongli's house and continued to hit the wall, but changed from hitting the wall of Wuxing Zong Huo Le's house to hitting the wall of Yangli's house.

"Hey, stop!"

Hong Li instinctively stretched out her hand, and blurted out an exclamation.

"Prodigal bastard! If you want to hit it, keep hitting the wall of Elder Huo Le's house!

Don't hit the wall of our house, if it breaks, where will we live tonight! "

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, he thought that Hongli must have a high opinion, but he didn't expect to say such words.

Moreover, if Hong Li stops it, he will stop it, and if he wants to hit it, he will hit Elder Huo Le's house...

Heiyang had a strange expression, and wanted to give Hongli a thumbs up, but felt that something was inappropriate.

Well, it's not that the walls of my own home don't feel bad!

and……

Hongli, who was trying to stop Heiyang, couldn't help pointing at the phantom and said, "With its current strength, it shouldn't be able to break the wall of our house..."

"Huh? You mean what you say! This wall is not built by you, Heiyang!"

Hongli responded for a round, and the magic power was activated, pulling the magic shadow away from the wall, and then exiled the magic power!
"exile!"

With her hands together, Hong Li squeezed out a small space box, raised her head and put the phantom inside.

"call!"

After finishing everything, Hong Li let out a long sigh of relief.

She wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on her head, and sighed: "Ah, the conscientious hostess has saved this family once again!"

The phantom slammed into the space barrier, passed through without any pressure, and continued to hit the wall!

Hongli: "..."

"No, hello, why don't you save some face!"

A bunch of wells popped out of Hong Li's head, pointing at the phantom with a displeased expression on his face, "What's wrong! How amazing are you to be able to ignore space barriers?

How amazing are you to be able to travel around?

You think you are great, don't you?Do you dare to compare with me..."

"Ahem, Xiaoli, calm down, calm down!"

Hei Yang quickly went up and grabbed Hong Li, pinched her shoulders with a smile, and comforted her: "Why are you getting angry with a fool who has no brains, anyway, it won't break it anyway, it will ruin my cultivation!"

"Your phantom should have been repaired by you..."

Hong Li curled her lips and muttered softly.

"Ah this..."

Heiyang paused: "Mine belongs to Xiaoli, everything belongs to Xiaoli, and the ghost can also be regarded as Xiaoli's!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's eyelids twitched, her expression of feigned displeasure didn't hold back, she could only turn her head to look at Heiyang, and said quietly: "Then you said you won't let me beat it, what should we do with this thing?"

"Oh, oh, it's not that I won't let Xiaoli beat you..."

Heiyang smiled smugly, a little guilty: "But the key is people, hey, people have always been the most obedient one.

Specter has done so much dirty work for us conscientiously.

It is others who run errands, intimidate others, and even murder and rob goods are done by others.

Usually, I am vigilant and listen to others whispering bad things about us in my heart, complaining for us..."

Heiyang beeped softly: "It always feels a bit inappropriate to beat someone like this."

"Damn it, yes, it makes sense!"

Hongli loosened her fist, and said helplessly in her eyes: "Then Heiyang, what should you do after all?

Hey, let you find a way to deal with it, I can listen to you. "

"Uh, no, that..."

Heiyang scratched his head, looked at the phantom suspiciously, and couldn't help but wonder: "Since just now, I've been wanting to know one thing. What happened to this phantom? It's twisted like this?"

You know, in a sense, the phantom is the inner extension and manifestation of Heiyang.

And the fact that his phantom can collapse and distort like this proves that the same thing happened to Heiyang himself, and it is very likely that heiyang will have a psychological shadow.

"so……"

Pointing at the ghost, Hei Yang analyzed: "At Elder Huo Le's place just now, I saw something I shouldn't see or heard something I shouldn't hear.

Uh, or something else was psychologically disturbing, so you sorted it out? "

"uh-huh."

Hongli snorted softly and nodded.

"That's right, that's it, now you know I'm doing it for your own good!

Hey, hurry up and thank me for saving you, hurry up! "

"Ah this..."

Heiyang sighed, lowered his head and said: "Thank you, Lord Xiaoli, who is so merciful and merciful for saving the suffering and suffering. I am so grateful for saving Xiaoyangzi from the fire and water. There is no way to repay the great kindness, I can only promise it with my body..."

"Hey, it's already happened to make a promise with your body!"

Hong Li interrupted Hei Yang's speech, and looked at him dumbfounded.

"You're using what you've already done as a reward, right? Empty glove Hongli?"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes, and said helplessly, "Then what should I do, how should I repay you?"

"Um……"

Hongli paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "Be like a cow or a horse!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hei Yang squatted in the corner, and muttered in a circle: "Damn Xiao Li, bad woman, they are clearly a family, yet they are still so clearly distinguished!
It's simply narrow-minded, big villain, snake-hearted, wolf-hearted..."

Hong Li: "Huh?!"

Feeling the murderous aura behind him, Hei Yang shut up knowingly, and took out a cushion from the side, and sat on the relatively clean wooden floor under him.

He looked at Hong Li and asked, "So what is it?"

"Ah? What did you say?"

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, hummed and said, "I can't hear you~~"

Hei Yang: "..."

"I know, I know!"

Heiyang gave Hongli a look, and threw a cushion to her, and the latter sat on the floor with satisfaction, opposite Heiyang.

"It's a little bit, I'm too lazy to move, you Hongli can sit on the bed and chair, you have to imitate me and sit on the floor..."

Heiyang sighed, he knew he knew, Hongli would learn from him in everything.

In a geometric sense, it is called symmetrical beauty, but in a psychological sense, Hongli wants to be a couple with him for everything, like a husband and wife.

Heh, why didn't he see Hongli's symmetry when he was working!
Hei Yang curled his lips, not wanting to dwell on this matter any longer, he asked again: "So what kind of shadow happened, you can probably tell me.

Even if you don't tell me exactly what happened, you still have to follow me.Uh, let's describe it a little abstractly.

I don't even know what happened, and I don't know what the root cause of his illness is. How can I solve it? "

"Well, that's what I said."

Hong Li nodded, moved her eyes upwards, stretched out a finger, considered the words "hmm", and explained simply: "That's right, Elder Huo Le did something against the heavens, which caused you physical discomfort , and was mentally persecuted.

However, I really can't say how it is, once you talk about it, you have to make up your mind, and you will have a psychological shadow once you think about it! "

"Oh hoo? Elder Huo Le again?"

Hei Yang raised his brows, vaguely remembering that Elder Huo Le was turned into a non-mainstream because of the boredom of the traveler who took advantage of the loopholes, and released himself to dye his hair and dance, and was blinded by Xiaoli.

Heiyang helped Hongli to forget that memory forcibly, tsk tsk, don't mention the past, it's not interesting to keep looking at the history of Elder Huole Hei.

But Elder Huo Le was like that last time, and he persisted. What did Elder Huo Le do this time?
Hei Yang shook his head, forget it, stop thinking about it.

Now that he knew what happened, well, he still didn't know what to do!
"what!"

Hongli covered her face with one hand, and couldn't help but complain: "Then you still look very professional, which makes me feel that you are really much smarter than me!"

It's like going to a doctor's office to see a doctor. The doctor asks about his pulse and his recent living conditions. He asks about family genetic diseases from his childhood history of illness, and asks about his moral style from his recent bad work and rest.

By the way, I would like to ask if I have offended anyone, and have I ever been to an unclean place...

Finally, he smiled cheerfully, nodded with confidence, and said, "I probably understand your situation!"

"Great, doctor, what's the matter with me!"

"According to multiple tests, I can finally be sure that I don't know what disease you have!"

Hongli gave this example, complaining about Heiyang: "You are like that incompetent doctor who bullies the patient's family and then misses the best period of treatment..."

"Hey, it's different, okay, I'm doing my duty."

Hei Yang retorted with disapproval on his face: "It must be carefully checked!

Then if you don’t know, just tell the truth that you don’t know, and ask the patient to change to another place for treatment.

If you just use any method to perfuse the past, "prescribe a folk prescription", "a good medicine", "cure the disease" and so on, then you are bullying an honest person! "

"Don't talk about it, I can hear the wainscoting of our siding."

Hongli urged: "Give me a plan quickly, um, even if it's a folk remedy, at least...

Hey, forget it, I'll do it myself.Heiyang, you little trash. "

Hong Li sighed, walked to the side of the phantom, thought for a while, and comforted her: "Ah, ah, a lot of people, a lot of things, have passed away, just let it become the scenery and stay in life!
Those things that make you feel uncomfortable, just treat it like a breeze, and then continue on the road..."

"Good guy, Chicken Soup for the Soul is okay."

Hei Yang couldn't help laughing "puchi".

"Xiaoli really loves you hahaha..."

"..."

Hearing Hei Yang's laughter, Hong Li's face turned red, she gritted her teeth and turned her head, angrily said: "It's because you don't give me a solution, I can only try to comfort you!"

"Hey, there are some things, it's okay not to comfort them at ordinary times, but once they are comforted, they will be even worse..."

Hei Yang waved his hand, and added: "Besides, people are not wise enough to understand what you say."

"Tch, without wisdom, there must be instinct!"

Hongli retorted against Hei Yang: "The instinct to protect the master, the instinct to obey orders, and the physiological instinct to be disgusted..."

"Well, I seem to know!"

As Hongli spoke, her eyes lit up.

"If it's because of Elder Huo Le's shadow instinct, then I can use some exciting things to motivate it..."

"Ok?"

Heiyang frowned, looked at Hongli and continued to perform.

"Cough cough!"

Hong Li coughed and shook her body, a phantom left her body.

"Now, let's invite the beautiful phantom to come on stage, go and soothe that guy's heart with your love!"

"puff!!!"

Heiyang slapped the floor and laughed wildly: "Xiao Li, you, hahaha, what more can a husband ask for if you have a wife who is a sand sculpture!

One thing to say, not all people, or creatures, or don't know what it is...

Not all of them take love as seriously as we do. "

"..."

Hong Li's expression froze, her phantom paused, and returned to her supernatural powers.

The next moment, Hong Li instantly appeared in front of Hei Yang who was laughing wildly, stretched out her hands to grab his neck with a ferocious face, black air was rising from her head.

"Laugh at me! Keep laughing at me! Damn Hei Yang!

I get it, it's your phantom, so you're the culprit!

As long as it kills you, it will naturally stop.

In this way, it will not continue to hit the wall, and I will not continue to be laughed at by it, and everything in the world will return to peace..."

"Puff ha ha ha, cough cough, ha ha ha..."

Hei Yang said with a difficult face: "Even if you're dead and lying in a coffin, I want it too, hahaha, I laughed so hard!

Don't stop, Xiao Li, stop, I really can't do it, uh..."

Heiyang's pupils gradually dilated, and he had to kick his legs again if he wanted to see, but the phantom stopped.

"Eh?"

Hongli let go of her hand, turned her head to look at the phantom, and secretly used spiritual power to remove the red mark on Heiyang's neck, pretending nothing happened.

"It worked?"

"God is working."

Heiyang aimed at the ghost, and said speechlessly: "I swear, it really didn't stop because I was about to kick my legs.

You know, if you fake a leg kick, your supernatural powers won't stop..."

Just like being beaten to ashes during a battle, as long as the Nirvana fire is still there, you can still activate the Nirvana supernatural power to resurrect yourself.

"So, it stopped by itself?"

Hongli turned her head and looked at the specter together with Heiyang, only to see that the latter was silent for a long time, then suddenly rushed towards Heiyang and merged into his body again.

"Grass, don't!"

Hongli's eyes widened, she looked at Heiyang with concern, and couldn't help asking: "Heiyang is calm, calm, the memories brought back by the ghost are not real!

It's all fake and fake, none of those things happened, believe me!
Damn it, it looks like I have to do it again, Heiyang suffers death, no, Heiyang accepts the move! "

"stop!!!"

Hei Yang stretched out his hands, grabbed the hand knife that Hong Li was about to drop, and hurriedly said: "Xiao Li calm down, you should be calm, don't do anything yet! I'm fine!"

"Eh?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, withdrew her strength, looked at Hei Yang uncertainly, and asked suspiciously, "Are you alright?"

"Well! It's all right!"

"Don't want to hit the wall?"

"It's only a fool's idea!"

"Is there no shadow in your heart?"

"My heart is full of your reflection!"

"Grass, gold, wood, water and fire you."

Hongli covered her face with one hand, looked at Heiyang who was in a normal state, and couldn't help but wondered: "By the way, Heiyang, are you so adaptable? Those who can't beat me will make me stronger?"

"Ah for what……"

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, waved his hands, and explained: "Well, I haven't received any memories, and I don't know what will cast a shadow on me!"

"Ok?"

Hong Li frowned, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit next to Hei Yang, put her arms around Hei Yang, hooked her shoulders and said, "Tell me, buddy, what's going on?"

"Uh, maybe it's because of this..."

Heiyang pulled out the notification bar.

[Your phantom swallows and digests a lot of negative emotions, your ability to resist stress is greatly enhanced, and your demon heart is more determined! 】

[Congratulations on being promoted to the fifth stage of the Nascent Soul stage. 】

"Uh……"

Hongli opened her message bar.

【Your contract...】

"Ok."

Hongli turned off the notification directly and didn't finish reading it, but there is no need to read it below.

"It's all Elder Huo Le's fault!"

"Yes! It's all his fault!"

(End of this chapter)