So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 402 The reason why I think growing up is a bad thing is because I haven't become what I like
"Oh, you've seen it too, Xiaoyun is fine with her."

Yao Qingkong smiled and pulled the reluctant Hongli over, let her sit beside her and said, "I've been married for so many years, it's not easy to have a married girlfriend, don't be so repulsive."

"Well, when did I become your best friend?"

Hongli frowned, and couldn't help but said: "Sister, you are older than my grandma..."

"Don't mention your age, it's amazing to be young!"

Yao Qingkong's expression froze, and he said with a displeased face: "It's not the first day you've been in the world of cultivation. If you're still entangled in issues like age, then you won't be able to pass it!"

"Hey, the total time I spent in the practice world is less than a year, okay?"

Hongli was speechless and said: "I went to the Five Elements School last year after the Chinese New Year, and then I came back with Hei Yang before the Chinese New Year. It's not a serious thing to mess with your practice circle at all!"

"It's useless for you to say that. You are in the Nascent Soul stage, so you say you don't mix in the practice circle, right?"

Yao Qingkong couldn't help complaining: "If you don't mix in the practice circle, where do you hang out? Tell me? Where can you hang out with such a high cultivation level at a young age?"

"Huh? If you have a high cultivation base, you should join the practice circle?"

Hongli frowned, and retorted: "Then why don't you join the senior circle when you're old?"

Yao Qingkong: "..."

"what!"

Hong Li turned to face the camera and gestured with scissors, cheering, "Blast and kill!"

"Blast and kill your head!"

Yao Qingkong couldn't help but gritted her teeth and said, "Don't tell me what's not, anyway, I announce that you are now my only married girlfriend!"

"Hey, what a unilateral announcement."

Hongli showed half-moon eyes: "Are you a child, so childish..."

"It doesn't make me look young."

Yao Qingkong smiled, held Hongli's hand, and said seriously: "It's decided, you are the second member of the wife circle, I appoint you as the deputy circle leader, and fight with me..."

"Bah, bah, bah, wives circle..."

Hongli withdrew her hand and said with a look of disgust: "My Heiyang won't let me join these messy circles, we are not the same people."

"Ok?"

Yao Qingkong frowned, and said with a displeased face: "Why is the circle I created so messy?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm only in the biosphere."

Hong Li paused, clasped her hands together, and smiled, her eyes shone slightly, and she looked longingly.

"Besides this, it's enough for me to stay with Heiyang for the rest of the time, Heiyang, hehe, hehe..."

Yao Qingkong: "..."

"Although I can understand things like becoming more clingy to men after marriage..."

Yao Qingkong sighed speechlessly: "But you, it seems that some people are too clingy, right?"

"Hey, there's no way."

Hongli said cheerfully: "I just want to be with him, always together, no matter what time it is!"

"No, I can't bear it anymore!"

Hongli stood up, turned her head and was about to walk outside the house.

"Farewell, I'll go find my black family..."

"Hey, wait a minute, come back to me first!"

Yao Qingkong grabbed Hongli, pulled her back, and said helplessly, "Didn't you come to visit me? What's the point of turning away suddenly!"

"I said, you are so clingy..."

Yao Qingkong looked at Hongli scrutinizingly, and asked curiously, "What do you usually do together?"

"Wow, that's a lot to do!"

Hong Li seemed to have turned on a switch. As soon as she mentioned the excitement, she stretched out her fingers and listed them one by one.

"We are together, reading, chatting, eating, listening to music...

And sitting side by side, basking in the sun in a daze, leaning on him for a nap...

Even quarreling, chasing and fighting, or no matter what other things you do with him, you will feel very happy! "

"Well, is that so..."

Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully.

"Eh?"

Hongli froze for a moment.

"What do you mean, that's it..."

"What do you say?"

Yao Qingkong raised her eyebrows and hummed.

"Is there anything else important that you didn't say?"

"what……"

Hongli's tone was stagnant, she finally came to her senses when she saw Yao Qingkong's expression, and she said angrily in the next moment: "No, why does it feel like your painting style is so much weirder than before when I'm chatting with you this time? !Your image is crumbling in my mind, okay?"

"That kind of thing..."

Hong Li couldn't help complaining: "Who would talk about it all day long, or even say it directly, it must be hidden in the ellipsis!"

"Has my painting style become weird?"

Yao Qingkong frowned slightly, then quickly relieved, and explained with a light smile: "Because you were still a child with no real experience and no real experience!"

"Ah this..."

"Understood, now that you're married, it must be different."

Yao Qingkong looked at Hongli's cute ruddy face while talking, and praised, "If you can't speak, just look at this little face, it's really cute!

When I look at you now, I'm just imagining what kind of cute expression will appear on this cute face at that time, hehe..."

"?!!"

Hongli raised her arms, moved her body, covered half of her face with her cuffs, looked at Yao Qingkong with a panicked look, and said vigilantly: "You are so bold that you covet my beauty, what should you do!"

"Huh?"

Xingyun turned her head to look over, with a confused look on her face: "What's wrong, what's wrong, has something happened?"

"Puff, hahaha..."

Yao Qingkong was amused by Hongli, waved her hand to signal Xingyun not to worry, then moved closer to Hongli, and asked directly: "Okay, don't be shy, I don't want to inquire too much, I just want to know what you were doing at that time feel, huh?"

"Uh, what do you feel..."

The corners of Hong Li's mouth twitched slightly, her eyes moved up, and she recalled: "The most impressive few times, there must be the wedding night..."

"Although it is enough to be mentally prepared, it's just that when you really realize that something is coming, you will still feel a little panic..."

After a pause, Hongli hesitated, stretched out a finger, nodded earnestly and said: "Well, I still have a little expectation!"

"And then?"

Yao Qingkong asked impatiently.

"Uh……"

Hong Li's eyes dodged, she raised her head and scratched her cheeks, and muttered softly: "Well, I was very flustered at first, thinking that I should just cry and beg for mercy, everyone should go to sleep or something...

As long as I honestly beg for mercy on my knees, Hei Yang will definitely not be willing to bully me.

But then I thought, that’s not right, there’s no reason not to eat any meal, ahem…

I mean, I'm just looking forward to it, it's the black sun!

How many people dream of being able to be with the person they love the most, the person they love the most!
I usually don't know how much I want to come to this day sooner, but in the end I can really get to this day?

Even if Heiyang can accept it, I can't accept it, okay!
The time has come, rise up today!If you want to take over the world, this is the time! "

"Okay! Girls are so ambitious! The world's scariest women are more than your generation!"

Yao Qingkong couldn't help cheering, she hurriedly asked: "And then, what happened then?

Could it be that your aura suddenly changed, the original cowardice was swept away, and the other party was stunned, and then you captured and were..."

"Ah, hahaha, it's not that exaggerated!"

Hongli blushed slightly, waved her hands a little embarrassedly, and muttered: "Afterwards, I still didn't gain prestige, and I was still a cowardly group..."

"?"

Yao Qingkong silently raised a question mark.

"Don't look at me like that!"

Hongli became angry from embarrassment: "It's scary in the first place!

Of course, since I've made up my mind, I definitely can't go back on my word, and then I will..."

"At once……"

Yao Qingkong narrowed his eyes, hooked the corners of his mouth, and said with his throat closed: "For example, if it's you, you can..."

"Fuck, don't dub me indiscriminately!"

Hong Li glared at Yao Qingkong, paused, and stammered: "However, although the words are not the same, the meaning is the same.

After that, I hugged my legs, shrank my head, closed my eyes and pretended to be dead..."

"And then?"

Yao Qingkong said anxiously: "Say it quickly!"

"Well, then, then I just closed my eyes and dared not face the reality, thinking that I don't know anything, I will leave it to him to automatically host and hang up offline, and the experience will increase by myself..."

Hongli's voice suddenly reminded her sadly: "But when he hugged and dragged me to the center, from the corner of the bed to the center, and gently flattened the folded me, he pressed his hands on the side of the head, oh! He was forcibly pulled back online!"

"Wonderful! Wonderful!"

If Yao Qingkong hadn't seen Xingyun still beside her, she couldn't help applauding.

"Next episode, next episode, next episode!"

"What about the next episode, next episode!"

Hongli said angrily: "At that time, my eyes opened in a flash, looking at the handsome face so close, I almost cried in fright!
Cardiac arrest, trembling all over, don't overturn your head and grit your teeth to hold back the tears, I shamefully beg for mercy again! "

"and then?"

Yao Qingkong said curiously: "I can't let you go, then I'm too shocked."

"Say, what are you talking about?"

Hongli beeped softly: "Heiyang is very gentle, okay, once he heard me begging for mercy, he immediately stopped to appease me."

"?"

Yao Qingkong slowly raised a question mark: "Is this also possible?"

"uh-huh."

Hongli suddenly said with a blank expression: "Then when I let down my vigilance, she rushed up..."

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha!"

Yao Qingkong couldn't help bursting out laughing.

"Cow's bull's!"

"hateful!"

Hong Li curled her lips and said bitterly: "What happens next is up to me, after all, I have been given several chances.

And then, ah, help!Hahaha, what the hell is your voice like breaking your throat..."

"Ahem, of course..."

Hongli turned her head away and muttered: "This was originally part of the original plan, but in the end it returned to the original route and started to progress according to the established plan..."

"So what I really want to know is..."

Yao Qingkong held back her laughter and asked, "Then what are you doing after struggling for so long!"

"Hey, even so, it's not meaningless okay!"

Hongli couldn't help but quibble: "You can't just say that the struggle is useless just because the struggle has failed, it just hasn't succeeded yet!"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Yao Qingkong directly filtered out Hongli's sophistry from her mind, and continued to ask: "What happened later, what happened later, hehe..."

"Aha?"

Hong Li was astonished, and couldn't help complaining: "Didn't you hear it just now, I failed in the struggle!

What happened next, I still have to say it myself, all of them are defeat animations, okay! "

"Hey hey."

Yao Qingkong showed a funny expression.

"After waiting for so long, don't we just want to hear this passage!"

"???"

Hongli looked at Yao Qingkong with horror.

"There's something wrong with you!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Yao Qingkong smiled without saying a word.

"Anyway, don't even think about what you want me to tell you!"

Hongli snorted softly, hesitated for a while, and said: "But I can still pick a few words..."

"Hurry up! Hurry up!"

Yao Qingkong urged.

"Oh, it's actually nothing..."

Hongli's eyes were blurred, and her voice was ethereal: "That's right, I haven't seen such a black sun before!

Well, how should I put it, although I am not afraid, it still makes people afraid..."

"Can you hear what you're saying."

Yao Qingkong was speechless and said: "You organize the language well!"

"Ah, it would be nice if you are willing to tell you, and pick and choose, pick and choose!"

Hongli couldn't help but replied: "As someone who has been there, you should understand more or less!

Although I didn't make it too clear, it's enough if you just understand it!hateful! "

"Don't don't..."

Yao Qingkong waved her hands, and said quietly: "Is there really someone who can understand what you said?"

"Nonsense, no matter what I say or what I say, Heiyang can understand what I want to express."

Hongli rolled her eyes, showed off her husband a little, and said with a snort, "Actually, I'm just nervous, of course I'm not afraid of Heiyang, but that kind of situation must be nervous.

At that time, I remember that Heiyang comforted and encouraged me, woo woo woo, he was so gentle, I cried to death, maybe this is the combination of domineering and graceful! "

"Okay, okay, you can skip the part of praising your little boyfriend in front of me!"

Yao Qingkong showed half-moon eyes and teased: "He is domineering and graceful, what about you?"

"Ah, I..."

Hong Li's expression froze, and she said with a sneer, "Well, I don't know where I was at that time..."

"God doesn't know where it is."

Yao Qingkong didn't hold back: "It's just in the fog, right? What kind of trash!"

"Whoa, don't scold, don't scold..."

Hongli smiled and shed tears, and said with a look of unrequited love: "In a month, I only have more than a week of memory, woo woo woo grass..."

"You, puff ha ha ha!"

Yao Qingkong finally couldn't hold back.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Laugh, laugh at you********!"

Hongli's face was flushed, she bared her teeth and claws and said, "Don't laugh, don't laugh!"

"Ok?"

Xingyun poked his head curiously, and cast a puzzled look while eating the peaches.

"Sister Hongli? Senior Yao?"

"Ahem, it's none of your business, it's none of your business!"

Hongli stretched out her hands with a smile, and turned Xingyun's head back.

"You continue to eat fruit, it's good for your health!"

"Oh, I can't do it hahahaha..."

Yao Qingkong clutched her stomach: "Oh, Xiaoli, let me go, hahaha..."

"Okay, okay, almost done."

Hong Li sat back beside Yao Qingkong and reminded: "Your baby is still fragile, so be careful if you laugh too much."

"Yes, yes, haha, I understand."

Yao Qingkong wiped away the tears from laughing, and put her hand on Hongli's shoulder.

"Actually, let me tell you, what about this matter, hahahaha..."

Hongli: "..."

(End of this chapter)