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Chapter 588 Netizens burst into laughter, what kind of advertisement is this (Chapter 2, please subscribe)

At this moment, Lin Xuan stood up from the ground.

He looked at Jianmen Pass in the distance, exuding an invisible aura all over his body, blending with the surrounding steep mountains and Shu Road, which made people feel inexplicably excited.

His voice became more and more heroic!It's getting more and more empty!

"Flying turbulent waterfalls compete for noise, cliffs turn rocks and thunder..."

"Jiange is tall and tall, but Cui Wei, one man guards the gate, and ten thousand men cannot open it..."

"The difficulty of the road to Shu is that it is difficult to go up to the blue sky, and look sideways to the west!"

The sound waves are rolling, oscillating back and forth in the high mountains, resounding in all directions.

That kind of picture.

That spirit.

Almost everyone was shocked to the point of numbness.

In terms of boldness and grandeur, no one in China has been able to surpass Li Taibai in poetry for five thousand years.Especially in the face of the natural danger of the Shu Road, Li Bai brought the heroic momentum in the poems to the extreme.Even with this poem, he was praised by He Zhizhang as "the immortal", and the title of immortal was spread all over the world, and then passed down for generations.

Can't understand?
It's ok!
Whether you can understand Li Bai's poems or not, they can give people a kind of soul shock.Especially at the moment when Lin Xuan is standing on the Shu Road, his whole body has been integrated into the Shu Road, so the recitation has more natural artistic conception.

A line of poetry seemed to vibrate between heaven and earth, and every audience who was watching TV felt their hearts boil.

"Fuck!"

"Mom."

"Brother Xuan is here again?"

"Another poem that makes my soul shudder."

"Scalp tingling."

"..."

Lu Cheng threw himself in front of the TV again, and exclaimed: "It's a good sentence, 'The road to Shu is difficult, and it's difficult to go to the blue sky'. Just with this sentence, the precipitousness of Jianmen Pass jumps out, which makes people yearn for it." .This kid, does he really have no creative bottlenecks?"

Liu Jihong shook his head and sighed: "I'm convinced, I'm convinced again. What a "Difficult Road to Shu", it clearly shows the grandeur, abruptness, strength, and ruggedness of the road to Shu, as well as its insurmountable majesty. It shows the majesty of the Shu Road and Jiange. Especially the bold and unrestrained poetry, if there is no big heart, big ambition, and big spirit, there is no way to write such a poem."

Shen Qing said with emotion: "This song "The Difficult Road to Shu" is almost on par with the "Will Enter the Wine" that Lin Xuan recited at the Hukou Waterfall back then, and even better to some extent."

Ma Peiming and others also had complex expressions on their faces.

Ordinary audiences don't quite understand Lin Xuan's "The Road to Shu" is difficult, but as masters of Chinese literature, they basically don't have much difficulty understanding Lin Xuan's poems.So I can feel the amazingness of this poem even more.

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Lin Xuan completed the recitation in one go.

He stood on the suspended plank road, staring at a distant place.

In an instant, the scene became silent.

It was not until a long time later that Lin Xuan looked back and said with a smile: "Although the road to Shu is difficult and it is difficult to go to the blue sky, our goal is—"

"Climb to the top of Jianmen Pass!"

The crowd yelled, and then burst into laughter.

Netizens watching the live broadcast also laughed.

"Oh, brother Xuan, do you want to make such a big change?"

"Killing me."

"Just now I was still shaking the momentum of "The Difficult Road to Shu", but in the next second I spewed out a mouthful of water."

"I'm sure Jianmenguan is about to catch fire again."

"It's necessary, just based on the poem "The Road to Shu", I'll have to go and have a look for myself in the future. Coupled with Brother Xuan's miserable mountain climbing experience this time, I can't miss it even more."

"..."

It was indeed miserable, and then Lin Xuan and his group climbed the mountain even more miserable.

Someone is exhausted.

Some people simply lay on the ground and did not move.

Someone climbed a few steps and sighed a few times.

But it is precisely this that highlights the difficulty of the Shu road.

Until twelve o'clock at noon, the group finally arrived at Jianmen Pass. At the same time, the ninth episode of "China Miles" ended successfully.

now.

The audience is still silent in the majesty of Jianmen Pass, talking about the amazingness of "The Difficult Road to Shu".

"Lin Xuan did not disappoint us."

"Yes, this issue is another surprise and surprise."

"Every time I watch an episode of the show, one or more places will be added to my travel list in the future."

"..."

At this time, the advertisement began.

Viewers have long been accustomed to the advertisements of "China Miles", because almost all of the advertisements of this program are tourism promotions in various places, so many people still do not change the channel, and even watch the advertisements with relish.After all, after watching the program, a large part of them came up with the idea of ​​traveling to these scenic spots, so it is also good to read the advertisements of the scenic spots.

However, in the next second, the audience was taken aback.

"what?"

"What's the matter?"

"Not a travel ad?"

"What is this?"

"..."

On the TV, instead of the usual tourist advertisements, a group of people climbing the mountain appeared. The person in front of everyone said, "What is our goal?"

"Climb to the top!" Someone answered.

"No!"

The leader showed two rows of white teeth. He smiled slightly and took out a brand-new package of "Huaxia Toothpaste" from his backpack, holding it up and shouting: "Our goal is - no tooth decay!"

Then a hammer floated out, and lightly hammered on a clean white tooth, emitting a brilliant light.

Soon, the leader shouted again: "Let me ask you again, our goal is—"

"No cavities!" everyone shouted in unison.

"That's right, let's do it again, our goal is-"

"No cavities!"

That's the end of the fifteen-second commercial.

The content of this ad was adapted by Lin Xuan from Colgate’s most classic “No Tooth Decay” ad back then, incorporating images of mountain climbing.

This is also the reason why he chose Jianmenguan to live broadcast this time, because the popularity of "Huaxia Toothpaste" is too low. In order to lead to the topic "Our goal is..." when climbing the Shu Road.

He believes that with his own fame and the popularity of "China Miles", when the advertisement of "Huaxia Toothpaste" borrows this popularity, it will definitely be able to detonate public opinion in the shortest possible time.

As for whether it is negative public opinion, he doesn't care...

Anyway, when Colgate first launched this advertisement, there were no good voices in the market.

really.

After the "Huaxia Toothpaste" commercial started, almost every viewer watched TV with a dull expression, thinking that they had watched the wrong TV channel.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What kind of advertisement is this?
The audience on the whole network, one counts as one, almost showed absurd expressions in their eyes at this moment. They were just laughing and shouting "Our goal..." over and over again, but in the blink of an eye, someone turned this put in the ad.

Lin Xuan's slogan just now seems to everyone to be just a second grader, and it's just funny.

Can this ad.

Our goal is - no cavities?
What the hell is this called an ad?

Are you insulting everyone's IQ?

Many people started to roll their eyes.

Of course, more people have started to go to the major social platforms and spray them wantonly.

"Pfft! I burst out laughing."

"Where is this from?"

"Hahaha, there are such weird advertisements in the world."

"I feel like I'm blind."

"Is this an advertisement that humans can make?"

"If you say you're taking advantage of brother Xuan's popularity, then you can take it, but why are you so ignorant?"

"Hahaha, I'm already laughing silly."

"Am I an idiot when I say 'Huaxia toothpaste'? Can such an advertisement pass the review of their marketing department? This is rubbing the aesthetics of our Chinese people on the ground."

"I always feel a little strange. Why did this kind of advertisement pop up just after Brother Xuan said 'what is our goal' in the live broadcast room? It can't be such a coincidence, right?"

"Whether it's a coincidence or not, you can say that this ad is brainless or not? Our goal is to have no cavities? I think their goal is to have no brains!"

"Ouch, this ad really made my stomach hurt from laughing."

Suddenly, at this moment.

Someone broke the news: "Big news, really big news! I just got the news from Longtai that this stupid ad for 'Huaxia Toothpaste' paid [-] million advertising fees in Longtai."

The news is out.

Shocked inside and outside the industry.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"how much is it?"

"One hundred million? What kind of international joke!"

"impossible!"

"What the hell is this stupid advertisement costing [-] million to advertise in Longtai?"

"The boss of Huaxia Toothpaste was kicked in the head by a donkey? It's fine to make such a stupid advertisement, but now he is spending sky-high advertising fees to advertise in Longtai?"

"What the hell is [-] million, isn't it good for you to hire a first-tier celebrity to endorse for your [-] million? You can ask a first-tier celebrity to endorse for a year, and you still worry that the toothpaste will not be sold?"

"I really don't understand this operation."

"Now I finally understand why this ad came out after Lin Xuan said that sentence. Obviously, 'Huaxia Toothpaste' had discussed with Longtai before this, and was going to take advantage of Brother Xuan's popularity. I admit this The heat has indeed arrived, but this is completely brain-dead heat, okay?"

Everything on the Internet was turned upside down, and countless people came out to ridicule.Even netizens who usually don't talk much, at this moment, got rid of the hat of Wannian diving and began to laugh at the advertisement.

However, in the face of so many scolding, neither Longtai nor Huaxia Toothpaste responded at all.

Even in the next half day.

Three sets of Longtai repeated this advertisement six or seven times in just half a day!

What is the concept of six or seven times?
In every commercial, everyone will hear the voice of "our goal is - no cavities" three times.Six or seven times add up to twenty times!

The audience almost went crazy.

"Oh, I'm going, here I go again."

"Nima's hot eyes and hot ears."

"Three episodes of Longtai, please stop playing it."

"Hahaha, I died laughing again. I have been brainwashed by the demonic voice."

"Me too, when I hear 'our goal', the first thing that comes to my mind is no cavities."

"What is this all about!"

"The key point is that my son heard the prelude and immediately followed the TV shouting 'our goal is - no cavities', I have gone crazy."

Of course, more people began to be wanted on the whole network without rewards:

"Fuck, who planned this stupid advertisement?"

"Brainless to the extreme."

"Don't let me find this man, I'm going to kill him."

"My eyes! My ears!"

"The person who planned this kind of broken advertisement should be blocked by the advertising industry."

When "China Miles" was rebroadcast at night, the advertisement about Huaxia toothpaste was once again pulled out by netizens and cursed.

Because the ratings of the rebroadcast of the program were higher, more people came out and bombarded the advertisement of Huaxia toothpaste.

the entire network.

Weibo, Big Cats, Toutiao, Tieba, forums...the scene was full of shouting and cursing.

Some scolded Lin Xuan for his enthusiasm.

There are those who call Huaxia Toothpaste Company brainless.

There are mocking advertisements that are not nutritious.

There are also those who scold the advertising planner himself.

Anyway, no one is talking well.

Under such circumstances, at the end of the rebroadcast of "China Miles" at night, the news actually rushed to the hot search.

【Huaxia Toothpaste Advertisement】

[Our goal is - no tooth decay? 】

【Huaxia Toothpaste Advertisement Was Scolded Miserably】

There has never been such a situation before. An advertisement actually rushed to the hot search because of too much ridicule and scolding. This is also a precedent in the advertising industry.

……

……

Seeing the turmoil on the Internet, Lin Xuan was also a little stunned.

He never expected that the reactions of netizens would be so intense, and many people even rushed to Huaxia Toothpaste's Weibo account and official website to mock and scold, causing the relevant accounts to fall and the official website to collapse.

But soon he figured out the reason: it was probably because many netizens felt that the ad was trying to catch their popularity, and the [-] million ad fee was too high in the eyes of outsiders. turmoil.

"It's a good thing, though."

Lin Xuan thought to himself.

The bigger the waves on the Internet, the faster the popularity of Huaxia Toothpaste will spread.

It is already half past twelve in the night.

Lin Xuan was about to sleep.

Jiang Jiangang just called.

On the phone, the calm and seasoned boss seemed to be about to collapse, and his voice was crying: "Brother Lin, what's the matter with this advertisement? Our entire company has been scolded miserably. Especially the advertisement in our customer service department , I couldn’t even answer a call from a customer, they all called us and scolded us. Our official website was also suspended, and our Weibo account was also compromised. Now I’m huddled in the office building and dare not even go home, worrying that if I go out, I will be caught. Kill it. Didn't you say that after this advertisement is published, the popularity of our Huaxia toothpaste will increase? Now the popularity is indeed there, but it is notorious."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "President Jiang, don't worry, nothing will happen."

Jiang Jiangang went crazy: "Is there anything wrong? If it weren't for my high prestige in the company, I would have been beaten to death by the company's employees today. What should I do now? I have no idea."

Lin Xuandao: "Mr. Jiang, I told you before, let Huaxia toothpaste be distributed throughout Huaxia, are you ready?"

"What kind of goods are you still selling?" Jiang Jiangang said anxiously, "I don't even have the thought of selling goods. Now my colleagues don't laugh at me, which is my greatest luck. No, I'm afraid I have already been called a fool by my colleagues. gone."

Play such a mindless advertisement in Longtai.

And this brainless advertisement also cost him a huge sum of [-] million yuan.

Now that he thinks back, he wants to slap himself a few times.So can other colleagues not laugh at themselves?
Thinking about it made him want to dig a hole and get in.

Lin Xuan said helplessly: "Tell me first, is the distribution in place?"

Jiang Jiangang said: "I have already done so. Thousands of large supermarkets and tens of thousands of lifestyle stores across the country have already distributed a sufficient amount of toothpaste, more than two million sticks. Now I am worried that when the sun rises, it is estimated that all of them will be gone." It's a call from the supplier to return the goods. What should I do?"

Lin Xuan said: "It seems that Mr. Jiang still doesn't trust me."

Jiang Jiangang's face was all green: "This... I am in this situation, how can I trust you?"

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "It's too early to say anything, let's see the effect tomorrow."

"what?"

Jiang Jiangang was stunned: "Is there a turning point tomorrow?"

Lin Xuan said with a smile: "Actually, I was a little worried at first, thinking that it would take at least two or three days before the advertising effect would be effective. But I didn't expect that it was only the first day, and the whole network would cause such a big heat wave. So I can be sure, from tomorrow From the beginning, Huaxia Toothpaste will usher in nirvana and rebirth. Mr. Jiang, wait for the celebration party."

Jiang Jiangang was stunned again, he couldn't tell whether Lin Xuan was joking or serious for a while.

Will Huaxia toothpaste be reborn from nirvana tomorrow?
A celebration party?
Is this possible?
Lin Xuan glanced at the time, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and he was already exhausted after climbing the mountain for so long during the day, so he yawned: "President Jiang, then it's settled, if there is good news tomorrow , please tell me good night."

"Good night."

Jiang Jiangang replied subconsciously, and stood there blankly.

Tomorrow, is there really a miracle?
(End of this chapter)