Cultivation begins with a chicken

Chapter 1 Reborn as a Chicken
The sun is shining and the wind is beautiful.

In Xishan City, in front of Tian's old house, there is an old tree with a crooked neck.

And under this old tree, at this moment, there is a short, chubby little girl sitting.

I saw her lying on a big rock, with one hand propping her chin, and the other hand on the head of a cute chicken, rubbing back and forth.

"Hands off!"

"Don't touch my head!"

"Touch me again and fight with you! Do you believe it or not!?"

"Hey hey! Take it easy! Take it easy!"

Little Chicken made a righteous protest, but as soon as his words came out, they turned into "twitter" one after another...

That's right, the chicken contained the soul of a grown man.

His name is Lu Shan.

Two hours ago, Lu Shan was eating fried chicken in a McDonald's Chicken.

Finger-licking original chicken, the latest flavor, the kind with mustard sauce.

Lu Shan has always liked mustard sauce, so much so that he ordered five pieces of finger-licking chicken on the spot, and sat in the corner of the restaurant and ate it bite by bite.

One, two, three, until he finished the fourth and tried to eat the fifth.

A small and sharp bone got stuck in his throat, causing him to vomit blood on the spot and collapse on the table.

And because he was sitting in a corner and lying face down, Lu Shan was not discovered until half an hour after he stopped breathing.

When the 120 ambulance arrived and dragged him into the car, Lu Shan was already cold...

Then he was reborn, reborn in a chick that had just been out of its shell for 2 minutes.

Seeing the bright yellow chicks all around him, Lu Shan panicked and kept "twittering".

But within 2 minutes of screaming, he felt very tired, closed his eyes, and fell asleep...

When he opened his eyes again, he found that a huge human face was suddenly stuck in front of him.

He was so scared that he screamed "chacha".

Perhaps because of the cry, the face immediately put its attention on Lu Shan, stretched out its hand, and grabbed it.

Like catching a chicken.

Oh no, just catching chicks.

Feeling the weightlessness of his claws hanging in the air, Lu Shan was very frightened, and opened his mouth angrily:

"Fuck! What are you doing!!"

"Release! Release!"

But as soon as the voice came out, it turned into "chacha, chacha".

"Keep your voice down! Stop barking, good boy!"

A deafening voice rang in Lu Shan's ears. When Lu Shan looked up, the appearance of that giant face slowly appeared in his entire sight.

This is a girl about seven or eight years old, with cute twin tails, a dirty face, and two chicken feathers sticking to her puffy cheeks.

I saw her hiding in the corner, looking left and right, then lowered her head, and booed at Lu Shan in a childish voice:
"Hush! Be good, chick, don't make a sound, be obedient!"

Lu Shan looked at the big snot that was getting closer and closer to him in horror, weighed it, and finally closed his mouth obediently.

Afterwards, Lu Shan was taken all the way by the little girl, and when he regained his vision, he was already on the big rock and was molested until now.

Shame!
shame!

Lu Shan obediently sat on the rock, enjoying the touch of the little girl's fingers, narrowed his eyes comfortably, and chattered:
"The shame of the old Lu family! Hey, take it easy! Shame! Oh yes yes yes, that's it! That's it!"

"Harder, harder!"

At this time, a loud shout came from somewhere:
"Tian Wa'er! Where are you!"

"Come back to eat quickly! Tian Wa'er!"

"Hey, here we come!"

The snot-nosed girl grabbed Lu Shan and turned around and ran, but after a few steps, she seemed to remember something, and quickly stuffed Lu Shan into her collar.

Lu Shan, who hadn't realized anything, immediately felt that the world was dark, and then it was bumped non-stop, making him so confused that he couldn't distinguish everything around him.

After an unknown amount of time, when the jolting stopped, he was grabbed out of his clothes and placed on a soft ground.

Well, no, it's on the cloth.

It looks like it should be on the bed.

"Little chicken, stay here and don't move!" Tian Wa'er's childish voice came from Lu Shan's ear.

Then, after Tian Wa'er hit the head twice, he saw Tian Wa'er took a piece of white cloth that turned yellow and covered his forehead.

It was dark again.

Waiting for the footsteps to pass, the world was quiet.

At this time, Lu Shan finally had time to calm down and think about what was going on with him now.

In his memory, he was still eating finger-licking chicken at McDonald's Chicken. Then, he ate a bone, got stuck in his throat, and passed out from the pain. Then, he opened his eyes and came to the chicken coop, becoming such a little chick
Hey.

Lu Shan turned his head and looked at the two tender yellow chicken wings on his left and right hands, then looked down at the two slender chicken feet, and couldn't help but sighed deeply.

He has also read a lot of time-traveling plots in online novels, such as traveling to the past to become emperors, princes, and dukes, and to dominate the world in that world.

What time travels to become a magician, superman, Transformers, Super Mario.

No, there is still time travel to become a divine beast, a strange beast or something.

These are all good, but why when it was changed to me, why did I transmigrate into a little yellow chicken whose combat power might not even be 1.

It's still the kind of domesticated little yellow chicken that has just been born for two days! ?

God!
O earth!
Lu Shan couldn't help shouting.

Unfortunately, after the voice came out of his sharp mouth, it became:
"twitter."

This made Lu Shan even more frustrated.

But fortunately, he is the kind of person with strong adaptability. After a short period of frustration, entanglement, and pain, he calmly began to try to accept his new identity as a little chick.

Chickens don't live for a few years anyway.

Lu Shan remembers where he found out that the lifespan of a chicken is three to five years, but which of the normal domestic chickens can live for three years?

There was even a report before that all the chickens in McDonald's Chicken are instant chickens.

From birth to serving, it takes only 45 days for instant chicken.

Thinking that he might be chopped up and pushed to the table to make food, Lu Shan felt bleak in his heart.

Although he likes to eat plain finger-licking chicken, it doesn't mean he accepts being eaten by others!
No no no!

As a poultry, Lu Shan can accept it.

But if he was pushed to the table as food, he would not be able to accept the result!
escape!
Must escape!
Get out of this mansion!
Avoid the human world!

At that time, with the knowledge of being a human being in my previous life, I can survive no matter what!

Correct!
End of life is my goal!
With this plan in mind, Lu Shan stood up straight and tried to squeeze out.

After a while, he saw the light of day again.

But at this moment, a pair of big staring eyes suddenly appeared in his line of sight, which shocked him a lot.

Grass!
"Where did the cat come from, it scared me to death!" Lu Shan couldn't help but patted his chest with his wings, muttering subconsciously.

"Meow..."

The owner of the big eyes made a low voice.

and many more!

cat! ?

Lu Shan was startled, something suddenly came to his mind, and he turned around and burrowed into the white cloth just now!

It's a pity, the speed of his little chick is not as fast as that of a cat!
When he just turned around and swayed before taking two steps, a black shadow covered his sight.

In the next second, Lu Shan spun around.

He was successfully sucked into the mouth of this cat...

What the hell!

What the hell!

What the hell!

Mr. Cat!
Grandpa Cat!
Cat ancestor!
I am still young!

Let me go, please!

Not tasty!

Can I eat it when I grow up? !

Lu Shan begged for mercy in a fancy way, but the language of the species could not understand, so the begging for mercy had no effect.

Just like that, he was successfully picked up by the cat and left the bed.

Just when Lu Shan couldn't break free from Huamao's mouth, and felt that he was bound to die, a strange voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

——Weakness is the original sin, and you will become stronger if you survive.

——The automatic hanging chicken system starts to start...

[System Prompt]: Target: Fan (23:59:59)

Lu Shan: "...?"

(End of this chapter)