Cultivation begins with a chicken
Chapter 2 Kill it
Chapter 2 Kill it
[Host Confirmation: Lu Shan]
【Start generating property panel.】
Name: Lu Shan
Race: Chicken
Bloodline: Three Yellow Chickens
Level: None (Countdown to promotion: 23:58:55)
Strength: 0.1 (a little strength is about ten kilograms, less than 0.1 is ignored)
Physique: 0.1 (Physique includes endurance and physical resistance, etc.)
Agility: 0.1 (The first ten points can provide a maximum speed of ten meters per second, and every ten points of attribute points increase the speed by one meter per second)
Talent skills:
Meaty (as a local chicken, it has a strong meat quality that is different from chickens raised in cages, and the taste is very good)
Three yellow chickens? ?
Meaty? ?
Countdown? ?
Where? ?
what?
Versailles?
WTF! ?
Lu Shan looked at the attribute panel in front of him, a little dazed.
"hiss!"
Just when he was still wondering what was going on in his mind, a sharp pain suddenly came to his mind.
He tilted his head and looked up to see.
The cat's fangs had pierced into his wing, and the pain came from his right wing.
Oh shit!
No matter what the situation is, don't care what his number is doing!
Let's escape from the cat's mouth first!
Otherwise, let alone the 24-hour number, it's still unknown whether I can survive 24 minutes!
But after twisting his body for a few seconds, he found that the strength confrontation between himself and Huamao was ineffective.
The more you twist, the stronger the tingling sensation on the wings!
Seeing that the cat had already taken itself out of that room, under the blessing of the desire to survive, Lu Shan released his life and shouted:
"Kill the chicken! Help!"
"Come and save the chicken!"
"God! Jesus! Virgin Mary! Tathagata Buddha!"
However, no matter how much he twittered, no god appeared to save him.
Just when Lu Shan was about to despair, his scream was finally heard by a broad middle-aged man.
"Daughter-in-law! When did our family raise chickens!?"
"No! Where did you see that?"
"Hey, look at the mouth of the egg yolk."
The middle-aged man's voice fell, and the next second, "Bang bang bang", Tian Wa'er suddenly appeared in the dining hall like a little wild boar, staring at the middle-aged man.
"Father! Where's the egg yolk!?"
The middle-aged man looked puzzled, but he still pointed his finger under the table.
Tian Wa'er looked in the direction, and sure enough, under the dining table, the flower cat was lying there, with its buttocks sticking out and writhing, not knowing what it was doing.
"Egg yolk!! You are going to die!!"
Tian Wa'er frantically rushed to the dining table, knocked open the stool, scared the tabby cat into a fright, and ran from under the table to the wicker chair, holding a yellow thing in her mouth, watching Tian Wa'er warily.
Sure enough, it was on its mouth!
Tian Wa'er was afraid that the cat would escape and he would not be able to catch it, and she was also worried about the life of her little yellow chicken.
After weighing the two, she anxiously shouted:
"Father! Mother! Help me catch it!"
Ever since, in the following 3 minutes, this family staged a scene of three people and one cat making a big fuss at home.
However, after making a fuss, Tian Wa'er finally managed to snatch Lu Shan from Huamao's mouth.
Looking at the chicken cub that was just placed on the table and couldn't even stand upright, Tian Wa'er felt her heart was about to break.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Tian Wa'er's eyes were red, and she stroked the head of the chattering little yellow chicken comfortingly.
As everyone knows, at this time Lu Shan is scolding his mother.
"I'll fuck you four-legged cat! Dare to bite me! Come again! I'll kill you!"
"Twitter! (MMP! A man in Pingyang was bullied by a cat!)"
"Chichi! (Don't give me a chance!!!)"
"Hey! (And you!)" Angrily, Lu Shan raised his head and hit Tian Wa'er's fingertips.
Although Lu Shan was still young at this time and had little strength, Tian Wa'er was also young at this time, and her collagen-filled skin was pierced like this, and Tian Wa'er's originally red eyes finally overflowed with tears.
Looking at Tian Wa'er who was already crying, Lu Shan complained angrily:
"Twitter! (You son of a bitch! I almost burped and didn't cry! You cry like a hammer!)"
However, Tian Wa'er couldn't understand the words at all, and still looked at him with red eyes.
In his previous life, Lu Shan bothered girls to cry in front of him.
You can't coax and scold.
So his words changed.
"Hey! (It's okay! Damn it! I don't blame you! Don't cry!)"
While chirping, he rubbed his beak against Tian Wa'er's hand to show comfort.
At this time, the voice of a middle-aged man suddenly appeared in Lu Shan's ears, which attracted his attention to follow the voice.
I saw a middle-aged man with an ordinary face, a broad body, and a navy blue linen suit, looking at Lu Shan with a puzzled look and saying:
"Boy, where did this chick come from?"
"I picked it up!" Tian Wa'er wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said confidently.
The middle-aged man obviously didn't believe Tian Wa'er's words, so he turned his head and asked the beautiful woman next to him who was serving rice.
"Daughter-in-law, whose chickens hatched recently in our yard?"
"I don't know, maybe it was raised by the servants of which yard."
The beautiful woman answered very casually. After filling a small bowl of rice in her hand, she handed it to Tian Wa'er, and at the same time exhorted:
"Boy, let someone return it after eating."
"I don't!" Tian Wa'er refused very simply.
"Be obedient, you can't feed such a big chick, and it won't be obedient, it's not fun."
"I don't!" Tian Wa'er's attitude was still very firm, not allowing a single refute.
To be honest, Lu Shan didn't want to go back to that chicken coop either.
It's small, airtight, and there are so many chicks inside, you have to grab food!
The most important thing is that what those chicken cubs eat is not even as good as pig food!
I haven't enjoyed a good life in my previous life, but I've been a chicken in this life, and my life span is so short, why can't I enjoy it! ?
For the big house!
For the delicious!
In order to have a free babysitter!
In order to live safely until adulthood.
Lu Shan decided what he should do.
So, he blinked, swayed to Tian Wa'er's hand, and started rubbing his fluffy head non-stop.
"Look! Why is it disobedient!?"
Faced with Lu Shan's shameless acting skills, the beautiful woman had no choice but to dig a big bowl of rice and pass it to the middle-aged man.
"The child's father, your daughter, come here."
Hearing this, Tian Wa'er also turned her head, and looked at the middle-aged man with the expression of sharing life and death with the chicken cub.
"father!"
"Well, well! Take care of me! But I declare in advance that I am responsible for what I raise, and don't cry when I die!"
As soon as these words came out, Tian Wa'er burst into joy instantly.
"Yeah! Long live Father!"
After shouting, he came to the middle-aged man, kissed the latter heavily on the face, then turned around and ran into the room, shouting as he ran:
"Daddy, look after some chicken for me, I'll find a bowl for it!"
Seeing Tian Wa'er get into the room, the young woman complained a little:
"My son's father, our baby will take the juvenile exam in a few days, and then go to school after that, aren't you making trouble?!"
"Okay, okay, isn't it just to raise a little chicken?" The middle-aged man picked up a little minced meat, put it in Tian Wa'er's bowl, and replied indifferently: "Your daughter has such a temper, you see her raising chickens." What the hell? A cactus can feed to death, let alone a chicken."
Speaking of this, the middle-aged man paused, and added again: "It really can't be done, just kill it secretly and cook soup for my daughter after raising it for two days."
The middle-aged man answered casually, and the young woman also listened casually.
But what they didn't expect was that the cute little yellow chicken on the table could understand their words without missing a word.
Slaughter and make soup.
For Lu Shan, these four words are no less than a bolt from the blue.
Originally, he planned to follow Tian Wa'er until he had no ability to protect himself.
But the fact is, Tian Wa'er's parents plan to cook herself before the end of the month!
Is this the fate of chicks?
No no no!
To survive!
In order to die!
In order to be a dead and whole chicken! !
escape!
Must escape!
(End of this chapter)
[Host Confirmation: Lu Shan]
【Start generating property panel.】
Name: Lu Shan
Race: Chicken
Bloodline: Three Yellow Chickens
Level: None (Countdown to promotion: 23:58:55)
Strength: 0.1 (a little strength is about ten kilograms, less than 0.1 is ignored)
Physique: 0.1 (Physique includes endurance and physical resistance, etc.)
Agility: 0.1 (The first ten points can provide a maximum speed of ten meters per second, and every ten points of attribute points increase the speed by one meter per second)
Talent skills:
Meaty (as a local chicken, it has a strong meat quality that is different from chickens raised in cages, and the taste is very good)
Three yellow chickens? ?
Meaty? ?
Countdown? ?
Where? ?
what?
Versailles?
WTF! ?
Lu Shan looked at the attribute panel in front of him, a little dazed.
"hiss!"
Just when he was still wondering what was going on in his mind, a sharp pain suddenly came to his mind.
He tilted his head and looked up to see.
The cat's fangs had pierced into his wing, and the pain came from his right wing.
Oh shit!
No matter what the situation is, don't care what his number is doing!
Let's escape from the cat's mouth first!
Otherwise, let alone the 24-hour number, it's still unknown whether I can survive 24 minutes!
But after twisting his body for a few seconds, he found that the strength confrontation between himself and Huamao was ineffective.
The more you twist, the stronger the tingling sensation on the wings!
Seeing that the cat had already taken itself out of that room, under the blessing of the desire to survive, Lu Shan released his life and shouted:
"Kill the chicken! Help!"
"Come and save the chicken!"
"God! Jesus! Virgin Mary! Tathagata Buddha!"
However, no matter how much he twittered, no god appeared to save him.
Just when Lu Shan was about to despair, his scream was finally heard by a broad middle-aged man.
"Daughter-in-law! When did our family raise chickens!?"
"No! Where did you see that?"
"Hey, look at the mouth of the egg yolk."
The middle-aged man's voice fell, and the next second, "Bang bang bang", Tian Wa'er suddenly appeared in the dining hall like a little wild boar, staring at the middle-aged man.
"Father! Where's the egg yolk!?"
The middle-aged man looked puzzled, but he still pointed his finger under the table.
Tian Wa'er looked in the direction, and sure enough, under the dining table, the flower cat was lying there, with its buttocks sticking out and writhing, not knowing what it was doing.
"Egg yolk!! You are going to die!!"
Tian Wa'er frantically rushed to the dining table, knocked open the stool, scared the tabby cat into a fright, and ran from under the table to the wicker chair, holding a yellow thing in her mouth, watching Tian Wa'er warily.
Sure enough, it was on its mouth!
Tian Wa'er was afraid that the cat would escape and he would not be able to catch it, and she was also worried about the life of her little yellow chicken.
After weighing the two, she anxiously shouted:
"Father! Mother! Help me catch it!"
Ever since, in the following 3 minutes, this family staged a scene of three people and one cat making a big fuss at home.
However, after making a fuss, Tian Wa'er finally managed to snatch Lu Shan from Huamao's mouth.
Looking at the chicken cub that was just placed on the table and couldn't even stand upright, Tian Wa'er felt her heart was about to break.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Tian Wa'er's eyes were red, and she stroked the head of the chattering little yellow chicken comfortingly.
As everyone knows, at this time Lu Shan is scolding his mother.
"I'll fuck you four-legged cat! Dare to bite me! Come again! I'll kill you!"
"Twitter! (MMP! A man in Pingyang was bullied by a cat!)"
"Chichi! (Don't give me a chance!!!)"
"Hey! (And you!)" Angrily, Lu Shan raised his head and hit Tian Wa'er's fingertips.
Although Lu Shan was still young at this time and had little strength, Tian Wa'er was also young at this time, and her collagen-filled skin was pierced like this, and Tian Wa'er's originally red eyes finally overflowed with tears.
Looking at Tian Wa'er who was already crying, Lu Shan complained angrily:
"Twitter! (You son of a bitch! I almost burped and didn't cry! You cry like a hammer!)"
However, Tian Wa'er couldn't understand the words at all, and still looked at him with red eyes.
In his previous life, Lu Shan bothered girls to cry in front of him.
You can't coax and scold.
So his words changed.
"Hey! (It's okay! Damn it! I don't blame you! Don't cry!)"
While chirping, he rubbed his beak against Tian Wa'er's hand to show comfort.
At this time, the voice of a middle-aged man suddenly appeared in Lu Shan's ears, which attracted his attention to follow the voice.
I saw a middle-aged man with an ordinary face, a broad body, and a navy blue linen suit, looking at Lu Shan with a puzzled look and saying:
"Boy, where did this chick come from?"
"I picked it up!" Tian Wa'er wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said confidently.
The middle-aged man obviously didn't believe Tian Wa'er's words, so he turned his head and asked the beautiful woman next to him who was serving rice.
"Daughter-in-law, whose chickens hatched recently in our yard?"
"I don't know, maybe it was raised by the servants of which yard."
The beautiful woman answered very casually. After filling a small bowl of rice in her hand, she handed it to Tian Wa'er, and at the same time exhorted:
"Boy, let someone return it after eating."
"I don't!" Tian Wa'er refused very simply.
"Be obedient, you can't feed such a big chick, and it won't be obedient, it's not fun."
"I don't!" Tian Wa'er's attitude was still very firm, not allowing a single refute.
To be honest, Lu Shan didn't want to go back to that chicken coop either.
It's small, airtight, and there are so many chicks inside, you have to grab food!
The most important thing is that what those chicken cubs eat is not even as good as pig food!
I haven't enjoyed a good life in my previous life, but I've been a chicken in this life, and my life span is so short, why can't I enjoy it! ?
For the big house!
For the delicious!
In order to have a free babysitter!
In order to live safely until adulthood.
Lu Shan decided what he should do.
So, he blinked, swayed to Tian Wa'er's hand, and started rubbing his fluffy head non-stop.
"Look! Why is it disobedient!?"
Faced with Lu Shan's shameless acting skills, the beautiful woman had no choice but to dig a big bowl of rice and pass it to the middle-aged man.
"The child's father, your daughter, come here."
Hearing this, Tian Wa'er also turned her head, and looked at the middle-aged man with the expression of sharing life and death with the chicken cub.
"father!"
"Well, well! Take care of me! But I declare in advance that I am responsible for what I raise, and don't cry when I die!"
As soon as these words came out, Tian Wa'er burst into joy instantly.
"Yeah! Long live Father!"
After shouting, he came to the middle-aged man, kissed the latter heavily on the face, then turned around and ran into the room, shouting as he ran:
"Daddy, look after some chicken for me, I'll find a bowl for it!"
Seeing Tian Wa'er get into the room, the young woman complained a little:
"My son's father, our baby will take the juvenile exam in a few days, and then go to school after that, aren't you making trouble?!"
"Okay, okay, isn't it just to raise a little chicken?" The middle-aged man picked up a little minced meat, put it in Tian Wa'er's bowl, and replied indifferently: "Your daughter has such a temper, you see her raising chickens." What the hell? A cactus can feed to death, let alone a chicken."
Speaking of this, the middle-aged man paused, and added again: "It really can't be done, just kill it secretly and cook soup for my daughter after raising it for two days."
The middle-aged man answered casually, and the young woman also listened casually.
But what they didn't expect was that the cute little yellow chicken on the table could understand their words without missing a word.
Slaughter and make soup.
For Lu Shan, these four words are no less than a bolt from the blue.
Originally, he planned to follow Tian Wa'er until he had no ability to protect himself.
But the fact is, Tian Wa'er's parents plan to cook herself before the end of the month!
Is this the fate of chicks?
No no no!
To survive!
In order to die!
In order to be a dead and whole chicken! !
escape!
Must escape!
(End of this chapter)
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