The years when I opened a coffin shop in the world of Ninth Uncle

Chapter 21 The Art of Labor
Seeing him like this, Xu Ping laughed in his heart, how can there be a living person lying in a coffin, playing a rogue?
If you close the coffin lid right now, you will scare him to death...

"Boss Xu, can you help close the lid of the coffin, thank you." The voice of the little beggar came from inside the coffin, looking very frightened.

Xu Ping was dumbfounded. Did he see a ghost, or what?

In the spirit of helping others, he has done this favor.

When closing the lid of the coffin, Xu Ping took a look and saw the little beggar smiling slyly at him.

If you keep laughing, I will bury you later.

At this moment, a burst of noisy footsteps came from behind. Xu Ping looked back and saw three men running in from the door, panting and looking fierce.

The three of them looked around the shop, directly ignoring Xu Ping, the shopkeeper, and started to scatter around, looking for something.

Xu Ping couldn't help furrowing his brows, his temper became a little bit up.

Among these three people, he knew the man who was the first one.

Nicknamed Huang Laosan, with a mole around his mouth, hair on the mole, and a fat body, he is not a good person, but a well-known gangster in Renjia Town.

Huang Laosan looked left and right, with a strange expression on his face: "I obviously saw that little beast running in, where is the person?"

"Third brother, look there." The thin man on the left pointed to the four oceans on the coffin.

Huang Laosan's eyes were full of greed, and he didn't care where he went, he walked straight over, reached out and touched it...

"Three, there's still a panting person here, are you really blind?" Xu Ping's tone was flat, like the calm before the storm.

Huang Laosan seemed to have just seen Xu Ping, and smiled all over his face: "Hey, isn't this shopkeeper Xu, business has improved recently, and his temper is good."

When he was talking in an official language, he turned around and stood in front of the coffin. The two younger brothers behind him understood, and the four dollars were gone.

When Xu Ping saw it, he almost laughed angrily, he took a few steps forward, buttoned the lid of the coffin, and motioned me for the money, at the same time he said flatly: "I see my brothers, are you looking for something, do you need my help? "

Seeing this, Huang Laosan pretended to be confused and said, "A little beggar ran in just now, it wasn't Shopkeeper Xu, did you hide him?"

"So what?" Xu Ping looked up at the three of them.

"Stinky boy, are you looking for death?" Huan, the dog beside him, yelled, rolled up his sleeves, and the coffin boards slammed, making the little beggar inside shiver with fright.

I don't know if there will be any rewards in the Yin-Yang Illustrated Book for chopping up these three offal...

Xu Ping's eyes were cold and piercing. Just as he was about to manipulate the paper figurine to beat someone, he suddenly thought of something and said with a smile, "Well, you guys cooperate with me to do an experiment. I will not only tell you where the little beggar is, but also the four oceans. As a gift to you."

"What ocean, what experiment?" Huang Laosan pretended to be confused with understanding.

Xu Ping grinned, showing his white teeth, with a kind face: "My experiment is very simple, just like magic, but you need your cooperation..."

He pointed at the three of them in turn, saying:
"You are happy."

"you cry."

"As for you, just lose your temper."

Xu Ping wanted to try it out, what kind of effect could be achieved by controlling other people's emotions.

"You fool me?"

Huang Laosan's face changed, and his face was full of anger.

Seeing his anger rushing to his heart, Xu Ping immediately applauded and said, "No wonder you can be the big brother, the comprehension is just different."

"you……"

Huang Laosan hasn't spoken yet.

In an instant.

There was a strange light in Xu Ping's eyes.

The strange light, as bright as a rainbow, flashed across his eyes.

The flickering light frightened the thin man on the left back several steps, knocking down the paper figurine beside him, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to straighten it up in fright.

This time, the eyes of the paper man who fell on him happened to meet.

It must be a special fate...

The paper man with braids, red lips, leggings, and a smiling face like a dog's tail fascinated the skinny man immediately.

"young married woman."

"It's so beautiful, hehe...so beautiful."

"Dear."

The thin man hugged the paper figurine like he was hugging a peerless beauty, kissing left and right, grinning silly, his facial features looked very similar to the paper figurine, very weird.

When Huang Laosan saw this scene, he couldn't help it immediately, and yelled: "Have you never seen a woman before, didn't you just take you there yesterday..."

"Woooooo~~~"

"mother!"

"My child is unfilial, so don't blame me. I actually used the money you paid for the medicine to gamble."

"Ah...my luck is so bad, why did I lose it all again?"

The other person suddenly burst into tears, crying miserably. If he only listened to the wailing and didn't listen to the words, he would have thought he was a dutiful son.

One is crying and the other is laughing.

Huang Laosan was furious, he felt the blood rushing to his head, his eyes were red, he kicked the crying man next to him, and cursed: "Your mother has been dead for seven or eight years, why are you pretending to be a filial son here?" .”

The person who was kicked and rolled around on the ground didn't know the pain at all, sat on the ground crying more and more sadly, and slapped himself repeatedly in the depths of his feelings.

"Clap clap clap!"

Amid the moving accompaniment, Huang Laosan felt like he was going to explode.

He looked left and right, then rushed to the thin man who was kissing the paper figurine, slapped him round, and slapped him hard, "It's still a kiss, why didn't I see you feel so distressed when I sold your wife."

With a crisp sound of "Pa!", the thin man was sent flying to the ground, Lao Gao, who was swollen on the right side, grinned cheerfully, still kissing.

Huang Laosan looked angry, and punched and kicked the two people who were happy and sad.

As if indefatigable, even though his whole body began to sweat, his strength became weak, and the anger in his heart still did not fade away.

Xu Ping watched all this silently. Although his face was calm, there was already a bit of shock in his eyes.

I am a good boy, this labor technique is too scary.

There is no bloodshed, playing with each other and applauding.

Look at that skinny man, he was beaten into a pig's head, and he's still laughing.

Howling, laughing, cursing, one after another.

The little beggar hiding in the lid of the coffin shrank into a ball, trembling with fright.

Gradually,
The voices of the three began to become hoarse, blood gushed out of their mouths and noses, and their pale faces were stained with blood.

Huang Laosan's face became more and more red, blood stagnated in his head, and he vomited blood on the ground while stretching out his hands and feet to beat people.

Anger hurts the liver.

The thin man holding the paper figurine was sitting on the ground, his eyes had been glazed over, his mind was in a state of confusion, and his smile had froze on his face.

Even, feeling that the smile was not bright enough, he stretched out two index fingers, clasped the corners of his mouth, and slowly pulled it towards the base of his ears.

Overjoyed and saddened.

As for the one who was lying on the ground rolling and howling, he was now livid, his abdomen was swollen, and he couldn't breathe for a long time.

Sad spleen and stomach.

Seeing this scene, Xu Ping knew that none of the rewards in the Yin-Yang Illustrated Book were tasteless.

Xu Ping had no compassion for this kind of bully and ruffian, and directly ordered: "Don't dirty my shop here."

Finished.

Huang Laosan kicked the two of them out of the shop.

In the shop, there was only a dirty paper man with a face full of saliva left.

It was getting late, and the few passers-by on the street cast curious glances one after another.

Seeing that it was the three of them, they thought it was a dog biting a dog, and they were all happy.

Such a scene is what they are happy to see.

And the three of them kept going all the way, their voices gradually weakened, and finally disappeared into the night.

(End of this chapter)