The years when I opened a coffin shop in the world of Ninth Uncle

Chapter 22
So scary!
The little beggar was curled up in the coffin. At this moment, he only felt that the sound just now gave him the illusion that he was in purgatory on earth.

And that Boss Xu is the King of Hades who is in charge of everything, the living King of Hades.

"You can come out now." Xu Ping looked at the lid of the coffin and shouted.

The coffin lid wobbled, and then... gone.

"I, I can't push."

The moment the voice came out, Xu Ping couldn't help laughing, "Then you can stay inside and leave."

"Wait a minute, come back." The little beggar was anxious, but there was no sound outside, he was stuffy inside the coffin, and now he finally became flustered.

"Boss Xu, please do me a favor, let me out, I will be your ox and horse in my next life..."

With a sound of "Shua!", Xu Ping lifted the lid of the coffin, and said coldly, "In the next life, with this life, you have no intention of repaying at all?"

Seeing the light of day, the little beggar quickly got out and smiled: "That's not true. In this life, Boss Xu will never lack anything, and I can't repay anything."

"In the next life, in the next life, if Boss Xu is in trouble, I will give you money too..." At this point, he suddenly woke up and shouted in distress: "My money..."

Xu Ping pointed at the door: "The youngest Huang has taken it away, you can ask him to go."

How dare he... The little beggar could see it when he heard it, mainly because he didn't have that ability, so he could only enjoy his mouth: "Forget it, let's just buy them coffins."

Xu Ping glanced at him, but didn't say anything. What he was thinking in his heart, you should quickly find a bridge hole, a dog hole, a mouse hole or something to sleep in, and don't bother me.

But the little beggar seemed very excited, wondering if he was not hungry anymore, and began to chatter endlessly: "Hey, Boss Xu, do you want a buddy?"

"No."

Xu Ping himself felt that there were too many secrets, so it was better to live alone.

The little beggar's face collapsed, and he suddenly remembered the voice he heard just now, and asked curiously: "Master Xu, what method did you use just now, how to say to make others laugh, they will laugh, and if you say to make others cry, they will cry. "

Xu Ping became interested: "Why, do you want to cry or laugh?"

The little beggar shook his head, with a resolute expression, and said in a deep voice, "I don't know how to cry, there's nothing to cry about, and I can't laugh."

You're already begging for food, why don't you stay strong... Xu Ping pondered for a moment, his smile gradually brightened, imitating the bad uncle's tone, "Let me tell you, you have to cry today, and you have to cry if you don't cry... "

"Little sister."

Hearing the word "Little Sister", the little beggar jumped as high as his hair, turned around and wanted to run away.

How does he know my chest is so flat?

Unexpectedly, at some point, a paper figurine elder sister stood silently behind her, and the little beggar turned around and bumped into the paper figurine's arms, falling to the ground.

"whee……"

The paper figurine grinned and rubbed its chest.

Xu Ping approached slowly "hehehe", and the paper figurine behind him lowered his head "hehehe".

The little girl had never seen this scene before, and she howled out with a "wow".

The eye sockets were rosy, and she was quite frightened.

"No, don't come here, if you come here again, I will call you." The little girl trembled.

Xu Ping wanted to see if she had any other intentions, and he should be more cautious, "Little sister, if you cry, I'll treat you to dinner."

The little girl stuck her neck, stood up, and pointed to the door: "I tell you, even if I die of starvation, I won't eat what you bought."

Xu Ping tentatively asked, "Are you sure?"

"Cuckoo!"

Two lines of clear tears flowed down, the little girl covered her face and began to howl, this time it was not Xu Ping's method, it was purely that her psychological defense was breached.

……

"Whee!"

"It's so fragrant!"

The little beggar smiled like a dog's tail, he couldn't stop laughing, and he couldn't stop eating.

A bowl of Yangchun noodles, a bowl of wonton, plus two big chicken legs, little beggar, no, the little girl can't close her mouth from ear to ear, her mouth is full of oil.

Xu Jing calmly looked at the little girl who was eating happily on the counter, with a look of surprise in his eyes.

Just now, the moment Xu Ping bought the food, the little girl's crying face stopped instantly, she grinned brightly, and performed a...

Bone reduction!
Even though it was so small, it suddenly stood tall and tall, showing a pair of long legs, and the ragged plain linen clothes were shortened, revealing a section of wrist and ankle, which was still black.

But people are like magic, and the little corgi directly becomes a big two.

Xu Ping couldn't help being curious, and asked, "Well, where did you learn your bone reduction technique?"

"I don't call that!"

"Then what's your name?"

The little girl raised her head buried in the bowl, her small face was still covered with tears, which washed away the dirt on her face, making her look like a big tabby cat.

She said very seriously, "My name is Gu Nianhua."

When talking, people are still laughing, it is estimated that the chicken legs are really fragrant.

Xu Ping nodded, did not ask her background, but was still curious: "Gu Nianhua, who learned your bone shrinking technique?"

"A busker in the Jianghu."

When she said this, there was obvious sadness in Gu Nianhua's eyes.

After a while, Gu Nianhua was taken aback for a moment, looking at the big chicken leg in her hand, with a hint of suspicion on her face, "Did you do something to me just now?"

Xu Ping rolled his eyes, pointed at the large bowls on the counter, and said, "What else can I do, treat you to dinner."

Seeing his clear eyes and frank expression, Gu Nianhua glanced back and forth at the food and Xu Ping, finally did not speak, buried her head and continued cooking.

Seeing this, Xu Ping smiled slightly.

It was getting late at this time, and there were no pedestrians on the road, so he planned to clean up, wait for the little girl to see off the guests after eating, and close the door to sleep.

……

The next day,

Xu Ping was sitting at the bean curd stand, eating breakfast.

Last night, after seeing off the little girl, he closed the door and went to sleep, nothing happened.

He really doesn't have the idea of ​​recruiting a buddy, especially a girl.

Brother and sister of the paper figurine, isn't he sweet?

Sometimes, the embarrassing scene is so sudden, early in the morning, when Xu Ping is eating breakfast and admiring the world.

Yang Feiyan, the childlike giant rabbit from the Yangji sausage noodle shop, happened to pass by carrying two buckets of water, and saw Xu Ping who was busy cooking.

"Hey, shopkeeper Xu, I said why you haven't come these two days. It's our rice rolls, isn't it to your liking?" Yang Feiyan was carrying a bucket, breathing well, her cheeks showing a healthy rosiness.

It was a big deal that regular customers stopped coming suddenly. Although the shop was busy, she still wanted to ask.

This kind of situation is really a bit embarrassing, Xu Ping has experienced it before, being caught by the proprietress of the breakfast shop, with a look of catching eyes, making him feel uncomfortable.

Unexpectedly, he met him again, Xu Ping forced himself to laugh and said, "No, it's just a change of taste once in a while."

Yang Feiyan smiled, and climbed up the bamboo pole: "Then shopkeeper Xu will come over tomorrow, and I'll add prawns for you, free of charge."

"Good."

Xu Ping responded.

Yang Feiyan carried the bucket and walked away. On the road, she was still thinking, no, she must get in touch with shopkeeper Xu as soon as possible, so as to save him from coming.

Seeing Yang Feiyan carrying the bucket with light steps, Xu Ping shook his head. She was obviously not an ordinary woman, and she didn't know why she approached me.

Humph.

A few prawns just want to confuse me, which man can't stand such a test.

(End of this chapter)