tearjerker director

Chapter 838 Why can't Tang Seng look like this?
Time to enter the end of May.

"A Chinese Journey to the West" has officially entered the final stage of publicity and release.

Screenings are not new, but like "A Chinese Journey to the West", it is relatively rare for two films to be screened together.

The first screening is dedicated to the media and film critics.

Of course, not only the media and film critics were invited, but also some die-hard fans of Li Yi and some fans of old Hong Kong films were also selected.

Many people think that ordering screenings is very casual. In fact, the ordering of many movies, especially special screenings, is very particular.

The purpose of screening is to release word-of-mouth, and to accumulate enough word-of-mouth before it is released on a large scale.

Therefore, many special screenings are targeted.

This can maximize the effect of word-of-mouth marketing.

The first screening was held in the Wanxing International Cinema in Beijing. Although there was no premiere ceremony, it was almost the same. The main creative personnel such as Li Yi were present.

It's just that the special screenings didn't invite those stars in the circle to join them, and they didn't walk the red carpet.

Zhao Jiasheng is a relatively well-known online film critic. In fact, there are almost no thresholds for film critics these days, but if you want to gain influence, you have to work hard.

Film critics are also very popular these days.

If you don't have some skills, it's really hard to get ahead.

Zhao Jiasheng was not a film critic in his early years, but a die-hard fan of old Hong Kong movies. Later, out of hobbies, he found some favorite old Hong Kong movies and edited them to make a few nostalgic explanatory videos. As a result, many people watched them.

After coming and going, Zhao Jiasheng can be regarded as gaining some popularity on Xiaopo Station.

Later, when his popularity became high, he began to specialize in this. It can be said that Zhao Jiasheng can be regarded as a "top class" UP master in the nostalgic interpretation of old Hong Kong films.

Naturally, I began to expand my business, and began to take care of my job as a film critic, occasionally writing film reviews for some released films.

However, the same Zhao Jiasheng's target of writing reviews is usually Hong Kong movies.

When it comes to Hong Kong films, nonsensical comedies are naturally inevitable types of films that will be mentioned.

In Zhao Jiasheng's video, there is a special topic dedicated to nonsensical comedies.

This time, Zhao Jiasheng was invited to participate in the special screening by the media and film critics because he is indeed well-known among the old Hong Kong film lovers.

Of course, Zhao Jiasheng also pays great attention to "A Chinese Journey to the West".

After all, that's what he lives on.

Another thing is that he himself likes the style of Hong Kong movies, so he naturally has a little more expectation for "A Chinese Journey to the West".

Entering the cinema, Zhao Jiasheng couldn't help sighing, he deserves to be Li Yi, and he deserves to be a dog director.

This screening hall is the largest hall in Beijing Wanxing International Cinema, which can accommodate more than [-] people.

At this moment, it is full of seats.

"Huh? The Voice of Hong Kong Movies? Lao Zhao?" Suddenly a voice sounded.

The Voice of Hong Kong Films is the nickname of Zhao Jiasheng's account. Anyone who can call the Voice of Hong Kong Films must be someone who has watched his videos.

And the voice is kind of familiar.

Zhao Jiasheng looked in the direction of the sound.

Can't help but smile.

"It's you, Old Wang next door, you're here too."

Pharaoh next door is also the master of UP, similar to Zhao Jiasheng specializing in Hong Kong films, Pharaoh next door specializes in comedy films.

So it was normal for him to be invited.

The seats of the two happened to be adjacent to each other, so they chatted naturally.

"If you want to say that this dog director is really awesome, it's a Hong Kong film and a nonsensical comedy. Both of them are types that are dying, so he just joined together." The old Wang next door, Wang Jin said.

"That's right? So he is the dog director, so he is the only one in the country." Zhao Jiasheng said with a smile.

The two chatted and complained one after another.

Zhao Jiasheng said that this movie will be screened twice, if he can hold back his urine the whole time without going to the bathroom, he will definitely blow up this movie to death.

Wang Jin said with a smile that he has read countless movies (comedy movies), and his laughs are high enough. If this movie can make him laugh more than ten times, he will also blow up the movie.

Then, the film officially began to be screened.

"Directed by Li Yi!"

After subtitles.

Images began to appear on the big screen.

Amidst the smog, Avalokitesvara sat on a lotus platform, dressed in white clothes fluttering in the wind, but what he said made people feel a little dazed.

"Sun Wukong, you bastard, you promised Tathagata Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to fetch the scriptures of the West, but you actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, do you know that you have committed a heinous crime?"

"Fuck?"

"What the hell?"

"Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King eat Tang Monk meat together?"

"What is this for?"

Many media people and film critics in the theater are a bit Spartan.

Not only the content of Guanyin's words was a bit unexpected, but the most important thing is that the tone actually scolded "you bastard".

Don't underestimate such a short passage, in fact, subversion has already begun from this sentence.

"Swipe!"

In the picture, Monkey King is playing with a stick handsomely, and then glared at Guanyin: "Don't be so wordy, you chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you, don't think I'm afraid of you!"

Sun Wukong's appearance was not amazing, but he glared at Avalokitesvara and said that she was a woman, his tone was like that Monkey King who is not afraid of anything.

"Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?"

The third person to appear on the screen is Tang Sanzang. Uh, although he speaks in a serious manner, he always seems to have an indescribable smile on his face, but for some reason, the audience can't help it when they see him The urge to laugh.

"Hey, don't make noise!" Sun Wukong yelled at Tang Seng impatiently.

"You're scaring me again!" Tang Sanzang gave people a strange feeling every time he spoke.

"Aren't you afraid of me, why did you hurt Fairy Zixia and snatch her Moonlight Treasure Box? Don't you just want to avoid me?"

Sun Wukong took out the Moonlight Treasure Box: "Since you can't hide, then the old grandson will fight to the death with you!"

As he said that, he threw the Moonlight Treasure Box into the distance.

As a result, the Moonlight Treasure Box hit Tang Sanzang who was sitting aside as if he was eating melons.

"What are you doing again?" Tang Sanzang turned his head still with that iconic shallow smile, as if he was interrupted while eating melon.

Sun Wukong took a stance, and he was about to fight Guanshiyin for [-] rounds.

As a result, at this moment, at this critical moment.

"Ahhh, everyone, don't be angry, you will violate the precept of hatred, Wukong, you are too naughty!"

Monkey King, who was originally aggressive, was suddenly dumbfounded.

And the audience in the theater also seemed to understand Monkey King's feelings.

Because, Tang Sanzang's voice, the appearance of running like a little girl with the Moonlight Treasure Box, makes people feel that they have lost their integrity!
What the hell is Tang Seng?Is it really that monk Tang?

Master, if you are threatened, just blink!
It is impossible for our Tang monk to be so cute, well, it is impossible to be so cute!

But think about it carefully, why the hell can't it?

Who the hell has seen the real Tang Sanzang?
Like, who the hell has seen the real Wu Dalang?
So, why can't Tang Seng look like this?
　The stray cat in the community gave birth to four kittens, and two survived.

　　The little baby at home and the neighbor’s children go to feed the kitten every day. They like it very much. The weather turned cold yesterday. She said that she was afraid that the cat would catch cold, so my wife gave her a cardboard box and put the two little stray cats in it. .

　　As a result, the little guy went downstairs to look at the cat early in the morning. Good guy, he didn't even have a cat box.

　　The little guy was crying very sadly. He asked the cleaners in the community, and said that he should have been picked up by the trash pickers. He searched for the cat with him for a long time, but he couldn't find it. He was really speechless.

　　It's been a long time, hey!
　　So it was the cardboard boxes that harmed the cat. If there were no cardboard boxes, it probably wouldn't be like this.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)