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Chapter 839 Tang Sanzang, a native of Zaan, is so terrifying

"Oh, everyone, don't be angry. If you are angry, you will violate the precept of hatred. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Do this by throwing things around."

Sun Wukong was dumbfounded on the spot, and was shown by Tang Sanzang's wonderful performance, making the whole person feel as if he had been hit by acupuncture points, and he was posing a POSS.

"Kang Dang!" Wukong couldn't even grasp the golden cudgel in his hand and fell to the ground. Only then did he react, and quickly picked up the stick.

"Look, I haven't finished talking yet, you threw away the stick again!" Tang Seng said again.

Tang Seng shook the Moonlight Box in front of Wukong for a while, and Wukong reached out to take it, but Tang Seng took it back "just in time": "The Moonlight Box is a treasure, and throwing it away will pollute the environment."

Obviously, Tang Seng seems to be just moving his hands when he speaks naturally, but in the end, he can avoid Wukong's hand every time.

Wukong went forward, he just turned backward, Wukong went backward, he just turned forward again.

"Oh, what if I hit a kid?"

"Even if you didn't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!"

Tang Seng is very serious and educates the bad apprentice Sun Wukong very hard.

Finally, finally, when he turned back again, Wukong's hand quickly grabbed the Moonlight Box in his hand, it was not easy.

"What are you doing?" Tang Seng grasped the Moonlight Treasure Box tightly and still had an instructive smile on his face, which seemed to be able to cleanse people's hearts, making people unable to help but follow the smile, looking at Wukong and said.

"Let go!" Wukong yelled at Tang Seng, trying to take away the Moonlight Treasure Box.

He is so hard!

"Do you want it?"

The camera gave a close-up of Monkey King's face.

He stared blankly at Tang Seng, his whole body was completely filled with the magic sound.

"Wukong, you just talk if you want it. How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it?" Do you want it? Then you can take it!"

Wukong's eyes are called "sincerity?" Which of your mother's eyes can tell that my eyes are very sincere?
Wukong is about to explode!

The audience in the theater almost laughed silly.

This Tang Monk is so wordy that it is outrageous. It can be said that none of the people here have expected that the Tang Sanzang shown in "A Chinese Journey to the West", a hot blue man and a hot Tang monk, would be so wordy guy.

Finally, on the eve of Monkey King's eruption, he let go.

Wukong finally, finally, finally got the Moonlight Treasure Box after being baptized by the magic sound!
It is estimated that this will also make him remember his whole life, the price of throwing things is so terrible.

However, before Sun Wukong could breathe a sigh of relief, Tang Seng spoke again.

"You don't really want it, do you?"

The expression on Sun Wukong's face once again made the audience burst into laughter.

He stared wide-eyed and couldn't believe it, this guy wasn't finished yet!
"Do you really want it?" Elder Tang said to Wukong again with that incomparably sincere smile.

Only this time, Wukong finally couldn't bear it anymore, and punched Tang Seng open.

"Damn!" Even he couldn't help but swear.

However, this time, none of the audience felt that there was anything wrong with what he did.

If I were to face such an Elder Tang by myself, it would be just... I rely on, rely on, rely on, rely on!
Avalokitesvara couldn't stand it anymore, and I don't know if it was because she couldn't stand Tang Seng's nagging, or because Sun Wukong beat her master violently, but she was interrupted by Monkey King's maniacal laughter just after she yelled.

Wukong's whole body seemed to be bombarded so hard that he was about to explode.

The laughter became insane.

"Hahaha"

"As you can see, this guy talks a lot when he has nothing to do, and his mother-in-law and mother-in-law chirp like a fly all day long."

"buzzing"

"Sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you"

Sun Wukong imitated the whistling of flies, and at the same time used the Moonlight Box to chase away flies.

Then, with a broken look, he threw away the Moonlight Treasure Box and the Golden Cudgel.

"Fly into your ears!"

He knelt down and covered his ears with his hands suddenly.

"Help!"

Even rolled on the ground!
"Help!"

I don't know why, but at this moment, the audience at the scene wanted to laugh and kind of look at it, brother monkey, I can understand your appearance very well.

is not that right?Every day, there is a guy like this who talks all kinds of long stories in his ears.

It's terrible!

Wukong suddenly jumped up and said while gesticulating: "So, I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, strangled its neck with its intestines, and pulled hard."

"Everyone, the whole tongue is sticking out, I will raise the knife and drop it again, wow!"

He suddenly looked relieved: "The whole world is quiet!"

"Now, everyone understands why I wanted to kill him, right?"

There were still audience members in the theater who couldn't help but nod their heads.

Also no one.

However, it can be seen from this that the power of Tang Seng's mouth cannon is indeed powerful.

But Avalokitesvara said: "Wukong, you have so many excuses, you don't even want to get the Western Scriptures!"

Sun Wukong was too lazy to bother, he stretched out his foot and hooked up the golden cudgel, and grabbed it in his hand!

"What are you talking about? Hit!"

Monkey King picked up the Moonlight Treasure Box and swept it towards Avalokitesvara, then leaped high, and hit Avalokitesvara with a blow, but was caught by Avalokitesvara's hand.

Monkey King retreated.

"My grandson, with the indestructible body of a diamond, I don't pay attention to ten Guanyins!"

It's just that even though he has the indestructible body of a vajra, he was still taken in by Avalokitesvara with a jade liquid purification bottle.

"Today I will do justice for the heavens!"

At this time, Tang Sanzang took another small step: "The apprentice makes mistakes, and the master is also responsible. I beg my sister to let him live!"

"If I don't destroy him, I can't explain to the Jade Emperor!"

"Sister, please tell the Jade Emperor, the poor monk is willing to pay for his life!"

Tang Seng sat cross-legged on the ground, throwing the nine-ring tin staff high!

"Namo Amitabha."

The tin rod fell and was inserted directly from the top of Tang Seng's head.

The audience in the theater couldn't help but scratch their heads a little, because this opening chapter looks really weird!

Monkey King is going to collude with the Bull Demon King to kill Tang Monk and eat Tang Monk meat?

Simply outrageous!

After all, everyone knows that the biggest temptation of eating Tang Monk meat is that you can live forever, but Monkey King doesn't need it.

Then his reasons may really be true.

Is it because Tang Seng is like a swarm of flies flying around him every day, making him unbearably disturbed, so you want to kill Tang Seng?

It's just that Tang Seng's reaction can't help but make people stunned.

Actually committed suicide directly to save Monkey King
(End of this chapter)