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Chapter 840 The Peach Blossoms with Human Faces Matching Red——Spring Thirty Mother

"Five hundred years later!"

In the yellow sand of the desert, a woman, holding an umbrella and riding a donkey, came slowly through the yellow sand, holding a peach blossom in her hand.

The people following the bandits in the desert found this unexpected guest.

It turned out that the person who followed him was a mute, and the way to report was to twist his buttocks in front of the second master.

In the end, the second in charge actually understood his report.

"Be careful, everyone, there is a woman coming in outside!"

A minion who was bald in the middle but full of hair around asked: "Could the second in charge be an officer or soldier?"

"No wonder people say you are blind. Didn't you see the dumb ass wriggling around?"

"The writhing ones might be hemorrhoids!" The witty Mediterranean guy analyzed another possibility.

"Huh? Even if there is, it's just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids. What are you afraid of?" The second master taught him a lesson.

No problem!
The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, but a Tang monk.

It may not be a woman who twists her buttocks, but hemorrhoids!
However, it turned out that it was not the officers and soldiers with hemorrhoids who came, but a woman.

Wearing a black veil, travel-stained.

She came slowly and stuck the peach blossoms on the wall.

The group of desert robbers suddenly stopped laughing.

The second leader looked at the unexpected guest with a solemn face.

"Who?" Er Dangjiao shouted.

The woman lifted her veil and turned her head.

"Can't you guys see that I'm a woman?"

The audience in the theater was a little surprised. A little curly hair fell on the smooth forehead, and when they smiled, there was a feeling of seductiveness.

Seeing that it was really a woman, the bandits all laughed out loud, um, it was the kind of laughter a group of bandits would when they saw a weak woman.

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

"The world is dangerous, and the north wind is bitter. A weak girl wants to find a place to rest, to rest, and to wash off the wind and dust on her body."

Chun Thirty Niang, played by Wen Chuchu, brushed her sleeves while arranging her clothes and said with a chuckle.

The second master said with a wretched look, "Do you know where this place is?"

"This place is full of smog, and you all have hideous faces. It doesn't look like an ordinary inn. Could it be that this is a black inn?" Chun Sanniang, played by Wen Chuchu, not only does not have the fear of weak girls encountering robbers and robbers, but also has a pair of peach blossom eyes. glowing.

Make her look more beautiful and charming.

"You dare to come in even though you know it's a black shop. Aren't you afraid that the sheep will fall into the mouth of the tiger?" The second head said with a silver bullet.

It's just that this beautiful woman suddenly smiled instead of being startled, and that smile was even more touching. She turned around, revealing her braids woven into many braids, which were strangely pinned with copper coins.

"Who is the sheep? Who is the tiger? It's too early to tell. If you guys are robbers, aren't you afraid that I will be the leader of the robbers?"

After all, Miss Chun Thirty, this beautiful and charming woman suddenly turned around and looked back.

It's just that the eyebrows and eyes are not only a little more seductive, but also looking at these robbers with a murderous look.

It has to be said that Wen Chuchu's Chun Sanniang really brought amazing feelings to the audience in the theater, especially her frowns and smiles, and the moment she looked back, her seductiveness and murderous intent intertwined. But there is no trace of tenderness left, but there is a bit more cruelty.

"Where the hell are you?" The second leader suddenly withdrew his smile and asked angrily.

The bitter cold wind blew by, and the peach blossoms stuck on the wall fell with the wind.

With a sneer, she lifted a corner of her clothes sideways, revealing the peach blossom tattoo on her shoulders!
The seductive smile on his face disappeared, and he threw out a lot of money.

After the peach blossoms, no grass will grow, money will fall, and people will lose their lives!
As soon as the camera turned, Zhizunbao played by Zhou Xing, with a full face of beard, was half lying there with one hand supporting him, and holding a fan in the other.

In front of him are the minions of the cottage, but at this moment, they are all holding the copper coins on their heads in horror, for fear that the copper coins will fall to the ground.

"What did Spring Thirty Lady come to Wuyue Mountain for? This female devil has never found any treasures. Could it be that there will be big business here?"

It looks quite decent.

But when he sat up and opened his eyes, the audience in the theater couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Because this guy is actually cross-eyed!
He saw that the vision of his subordinates was blurred, and phantoms appeared in every one of them!

Not only that, he angrily beat and kicked the minions under his opponents, telling them to remove the copper coins on their heads.

Erdangjia said: "No way, if the money lands, the head will not be guaranteed!"

As a result, Supreme Treasure rushed up: "What are you talking about? The second master! How can you be the second master if you are so useless?"

But he rushed past the second master, and regarded the Mediterranean Sea as the second master.

Mediterranean begged for mercy and said, "I'm not second in command, I'm blind!"

He pointed at the Second Master and said, "He is the Second Master!"

The second leader pointed to himself: "Yes, I am the second leader!"

The Supreme Treasure forcibly pulled back: "Don't I know? I'm making you feel ashamed by scolding the blind!"

But he pushed the second leader away again, pointed to the air in front of him and said, "Are you still running?"

Then chased towards the air!

The second leader was left standing there with a dazed expression on his face!
"Look at your character, sneaky, shameful! Disheveled hair, you look like a dog! Why do you come out and wander the rivers and lakes?"

It's just that Zhizunbao pointed at a puppy and cursed there.

The second leader in the distance shouted weakly: "Guangzhu, I am here."

"Not showing up yet?" Supreme Treasure turned his head and crossed his eyes, as if he really saw the second leader.

The second leader hurried forward: "You have been hit by the Kunlun Sansheng's Seven Injuries punch, and now your injuries are starting to flare up!"

It's just that the head of the family is rolling up his sleeves while wearing cross-eyed eyes.

He stretched out his hand right in front of the Second Master, and slapped the air, then continued to point at the air and said, "How dare you say, if you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been stabbed in the nose? "

Then he turned to the other side.

"This way, boss!"

"I was so scared that I knelt down. I heard that after being hit by the Qishang punch, my eyes first became cross-eyed, then my ears became deaf, and I couldn't hear the sound. After that, my voice lost control and my speech was all out of tune. Finally, my internal organs exploded. , and then you will die, lord, your cross-eyed eyes are very serious."

"Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused my eyesight on one point to change my previous views on things. Why? I can't spread rumors, you want to take my position?" After finishing speaking, he started punching and kicking the air again.

"Don't dare, boss, don't dare!"

The cross-eyed gang leader started stomping on the haystack again: "Don't you dare, I'll trample you to death, don't you dare?"

"I've been stepping on it for so long, even if you don't feel pain, just deal with it twice!"

"Ah, ah!" The second head responded twice.

"Received!" Zhizunbao finally put away his feet.

"Everyone prepare guys, go kill Chun Thirty Niang!"

It's just that all the minions were scared.

"What are you afraid of? I have everything!"

(End of this chapter)