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Wang Chongyang, played by Cheng Hu, was crushed to death by Ouyang Feng's flying boots before leaving the customs.

Before he died, he spoke quickly and said his last words. He told the third princess to take off the Taoist robe on him and return it to his junior brother, because it was made for him by his junior brother.

Then he said that he would die, which is quite like a master, at least this decision is decisive enough.

On the other hand, Ouyang Feng, the culprit, was not much better than Wang Chongyang, because although he was not killed in the "air crash", his bones were also fragmented, and he was hanging on a branch on the cliff, disgraced and unable to move.

The third princess left on horseback, and before leaving, she took off the Taoist robe on Wang Chongyang according to Wang Chongyang's instructions.

But when Zhou Botong saw it, he misunderstood that it was the third princess who killed Wang Chongyang.

"My lord, if you want to die, don't say anything."

"The Mercedes needs to keep one too!"

Although it was mourning, but for some reason, the audience didn't feel sad at all, but couldn't help but want to laugh for no reason.

The God damn "Benz" should also keep one.

The three nephews couldn't stand it anymore.

"Uncle, be more solemn!"

Zhou Botong stood up abruptly: "Where am I not dignified? Although he and I are brothers, we already have a husband and wife relationship!"

However, at the next moment, she suddenly "xiu" and appeared behind the three nephews.

"Now I'm his widow, so I want to take revenge for him!"

"When he died, his clothes were disheveled. Ninety-nine percent of the time he was raped and then killed by that female devil!"

The next moment, he "xiu" suddenly appeared in front of the three nephews.

"It must be the woman on the horse! I want to avenge my brother!"

The three nephews were dumbfounded.

"Uncle, why is your position so erratic?"

"What's erratic? I've been standing here talking to you. I think it's your eyesight?" Zhou Botong actually looked at the camera as he spoke. Uh, to give the audience a sense, this sentence doesn't seem to be aimed at her three teachers. What my nephew said, but what I said to the movie theater audience in general.

The screen turns.

A picture appeared that made the audience puzzled.

The plaque on Mingming Temple says "Tianlong Temple" in Chinese characters!
But the old monk inside spoke with a "Chinese to English" accent.

"Thanks God!

Finally, someone from the Duan family in Dali can become a fairy! "

"The Supreme Emperor, my child doesn't understand very well!" said Duan Zhixing, the Southern Emperor played by Guo Xiao.

"Didn't you say you dreamed of Luohan last night?"

"Yes!"

The Taishang Emperor turned his head, dressed in the attire of Elder Tang, cassock, and tin staff, he looked quite like a well-educated eminent monk, but when he opened his mouth, people couldn't help laughing: "sht! (That's right!) "

Then he gave another speech in English mixed with Chinese. Anyway, the accent made the audience stunned.

Said that his grandfather told him that there would be a great-grandson who was reincarnated as an Arhat who would come to ask him to interpret his dream. He was already [-] years old and had been worried that he would not be able to wait for this moment. Fortunately, it finally appeared today!

After some conversations in Chinese and English, although it was very strange, it was also considered clear. …

The Supreme Emperor told his great-grandson that if you want to become a fairy, you must find a sincere person. The person is surnamed Huang and has three "six" characters on his chest. As long as he sincerely says "i love you (I love you) to you three times!" You can turn into a puff of smoke and go straight to the fairyland.

"I've heard of three moles, this is the first time I've heard of 666!"

The audience is also amazing, the god damn sincere person has 666 in his chest!
"I can really become a fairy, hey, then my marriage with the beautiful princess of Jinlun Kingdom"

"stuid! foolish! are you out your mind! (Stupid, foolish, you are really worthless!)"

Too royal, like whack-a-mole, hammering nails, slapped his great-grandson on the head, almost hitting the ground.

"Nostalgia for mortal women!"

Seeing this, everyone is fine.

I just think it's funny that the Taishang Huang hits people.

But the next moment, everyone laughed again.

"How do you know that the fairy above is not as beautiful as the beautiful princess?"

The audience fell down one after another, no one thought that the Supreme Emperor would be angry because of this.

Will use this to teach great-grandchildren.

At this moment, there was a burst of warbling and numbing calls: "The Emperor!"

The Supreme Emperor, who was still a good monk, suddenly changed his appearance.

Gently responded: "Come on! Darling, im ing!"

Then he gave his great-grandson another slap: "Get out!"

Prince Duan immediately asked angrily: "Hey, why are you still in love with mortal women?"

The Supreme Emperor turned his head and blew his beard and stared: "Shut up! Have you ever seen an old man who is [-] years old and has so many women like him? Isn't that happier than a fairy? Why do you want to be a fairy? **!"

"You don't want to be a fairy, I'll be a fairy, okay, I'll go back and cancel the engagement first, and then I'll go find my true heart, the person with 666 on his chest!"

Although "East and West" is an absurd comedy, in fact, the structure of this film is relatively complete.

During the opening period, the main characters of the film are introduced through seemingly absurd things.

The earliest Western Poison Ouyang Feng, later the Central Supernatural Power Wang Chongyang, and now the Southern Emperor Duan Zhixing.

And these people are connected in series with each other.

Although each of them looks abnormal, at least, in terms of the plot, it is obviously absurd, but people can understand it at once.

Through the grievances between Ouyang Feng and the third princess, Wang Chongyang, the supernatural power, was connected in series, and Wang Chongyang's death connected Zhou Botong and the third princess, and through the marriage contract between the third princess and Prince Duan, he was also drawn in.

At the same time, because of that prophecy, everyone immediately guessed that the sincere person surnamed Huang was Dongxie Huang Yaoshi.

It can be said that compared to many movies where a certain character appears inexplicably, "East and West" is really in place in this regard.

Soon it was Huang Yaoshi's turn.

Between the green mountains and green waters, there is a melodious melody.

A man and a woman are practicing sword, but there is still a huge difference between the two practicing sword and the sword practice in the martial arts movies that the audience usually sees.

The tricks in slow motion, coupled with the flamboyant expressions of the two people, this is not practicing swords, it is obviously expressing affection.

"Senior brother is so tired practicing this set of "Brown Eyes and Swords"!" The girl said coquettishly while lying in the arms of her senior brother.

"It's really hurtful to make eyebrows every time you stab out!" the brother comforted.

It's just that the audience looked at each other in blank dismay after hearing it.

And this sword technique?
flirtatious?
When they fight, they still have to flirt. Could it be that this set of swordsmanship is specially aimed at single dogs?