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Chapter 982 In those years, martial arts specially designed for single dogs

However, the dialogue between the brothers and sisters soon refreshed the audience's knowledge of swordsmanship, palm technique, and saber technique.

What kind of palm, affectionate knife!

The two don't want Bilian's show of affection, and the two of them practice almost all martial arts that are extremely lethal against single dogs, so that the single dog audience in the theater can't help but complain secretly in their hearts.

This dog director, are you serious about single dogs?
"Tell me, do you really like me?" Junior sister asked Huang Yaoshi.

Huang Yaoshi didn't hesitate: "Of course, since I went up the mountain at the age of seven, I haven't seen any other woman except you. How could I not like you?"

"Fuck, this reason is awesome!"

"He's going to see another woman in the next moment!"

"Dare you like it because you have seen a woman since you were a child?"

The audience below couldn't help but complain.

"Then if you see other women in the future, do you still like me?" The junior sister obviously had a good understanding with the audience and immediately asked.

"I'm not that kind of heartless person, of course I like you!" Huang Yaoshi said.

However, the slap came too fast.

A horse neighed, and Huang Yaoshi followed the sound.

The three princesses are riding a horse gallantly!

Huang Yaoshi, who had sworn before that "I'm not that kind of heartless person", suddenly became a nympho.

"Excuse me, where is Daoist Jiugong?" the third princess asked.

Huang Yaoshi had already been seduced by the third princess, the second woman he saw, and was waiting for an answer.

The junior sisters behind hurried out to protect the calf.

"Why are you looking at him so lewdly? You mustn't like him!" The junior sister pointed fiercely at the third princess and said.

"He's already married, and he's engaged to me!"

"Even if you don't care, he won't like you!"

The third princess was furious after hearing this: "Bold, you have the eagle not caring about the chick, saying that I was looking at him lewdly, obviously he was looking at me lewdly, okay!"

"I don't care if you look at him lewdly, or he looks at you lewdly, in short, he is mine, and he is only allowed to look lewdly at me!"

Said the junior sister stood in front of Huang Yaoshi with her hands on her hips: "If you like it, just look at me!"

As a result, Huang Yaoshi immediately showed the essence of a big pig's hoof: "I have been watching you for decades, it doesn't matter if I miss you!"

He pushed his junior sister away: "Ah, this girl, may I ask why you are looking for a real person?"

"I don't allow you to ask, and I don't allow you to answer!"

"Hahaha, it's a joke, I want to answer it!" The third princess was not angry at the arrogance of Huang Yaoshi's junior sister, and immediately aroused rebellion. Where is it?"

"Don't say it!"

It's a pity, how could she stop Senior Brother Big Pig's Trotter?
Huang Yaoshi pointed behind her in a direction.

The three princesses got the answer, cupped their hands and said: "Thank you, please!"

Then ride away!

Huang Yaoshi behind also said cheaply: "Please!"...

"Please what? Why are you asking her?"

"If someone invites me, of course I will invite her too!"

"Why did she invite you?"

"How do I know why she invited me!"

"Does she like you?"

"Probably?"

"Then do you like her?"

"I don't like her, Junior Sister!"

It's just that no one will believe it.

The little junior sister immediately became furious, "I don't believe it!" She turned around and left.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"I'm going to ruin her face!"

"Oh!" Huang Yaoshi didn't realize it immediately, but after he did, he quickly chased after him.

Although comedy is comedy and absurd comedy, movies are always about telling stories.

Amidst the laughter and cursing, amidst all kinds of exaggeration and spoofs, the plot is also advancing in an orderly manner.

The third princess finds her master Jiugong Zhenren, hoping that he can help her deal with Ouyang Feng to avenge her country.

As a result, Huang Yaoshi turned into a nymphomaniac, flirting with swordsmanship at the three princesses from time to time behind his master's back.

That cheap look, even if I saw it, I couldn't help but miss him!
The real person Jiugong told the third princess that she should go to her fiancé, Prince Duan of Dali Kingdom, whose Yiyang finger is very powerful, or go to the Jiuyin Bone Cave in Danxia Mountain to find the Jiuyin scriptures. Ouyang Feng.

The nympho Huang Yaoshi, when the master said it, he also performed it.

That appearance, how cheap and cheap it is!

He is simply the cheap dog among licking dogs, the idiot among nympho!

The little fourth sister, who was burning with jealousy, used a hidden weapon to attack the third princess, but because of Huang Yaoshi's reminder, the hidden weapon hit the real Jiugong in the face one after another.

He asked Huang Yaoshi to accompany the third princess to Danxia Mountain, and left the junior sister behind.

Naturally, Huang Yaoshi couldn't help but his junior sister was very angry.

She decided to follow them down the mountain secretly.

On the other side, Ouyang Feng was still hanging on the branch miserably, and the crystal ball of the national teacher happened to be broken.

Poor Ouyang Feng, that tragic situation can be called the worst villain in history.

It's just seeing hahaha, smelling Kukuku!
Just when Huang Yaoshi's younger junior sister was about to go down the mountain to find her senior brother, a "cousin" came.

Hong Qi, the five unique beggars of the film, appeared.

"Who is your cousin? Don't talk nonsense!" The younger junior sister disliked Hong Qi, and immediately pretended not to know her.

"You are not my cousin, why do I feel dizzy when I see you?"

"Oh, dizzy, dizzy!"

Although it is very funny, many viewers can't help admiring the director's imagination while laughing. The younger sister likes the senior brother, but the senior brother has become the third princess's licking dog.

And here came a cousin, but he also looked like she was licking a dog.

Hong Qi came to marry his cousin.

What else did his uncle, the cousin's father, tell him: "Your face has moved Huachun's heart for eighteen years, and this year you will go with a man!"

As a result, he was driven away fiercely by his cousin.

He asked with an aggrieved face: "Why are you so fierce to me? You don't like me anymore?"

The audience can't help but sigh while being funny, the news of the world is so fast.

Although her senior brother didn't treat her fiercely before, but he moved his love for her in an instant. She also once asked her senior brother if he still likes me?
And now she was being asked the same thing.

However, the parties involved have different positions and respond completely differently.

"I have a sweetheart, and the one I love the most is my senior brother." The little junior sister said.

Hong Qi said aggrievedly: "Cousin, I also have many advantages!"

"You are not allowed to tell others that I am your cousin, look at your ugly face!"

Hong Qi was immediately upset when he heard this.

"Ugly? What's so ugly about me? I've been hailed as the most handsome and unrestrained leader of the Beggar Clan in the past, with a white and clean face. Take a look!"

As he said that, he also opened his sleeves, revealing his snow-white arms, ahem, it is indeed very white!
It's obviously absurd and funny, but many viewers suddenly feel that this movie is not as "absurd" as it seems!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but on the other hand, why not, when a person doesn't like you, he will never see the good things in you!
Even if there is, they will choose to turn a blind eye!
Li Yi probably didn't expect that this was a completely ridiculous comedy, but it turned out that many film critics, fans, and media people interpreted more things by themselves.

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