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Chapter 986 You Can't Think
The camera changes, and the three princesses and Huang Yaoshi come to Jiuyin Bone Cave together.
The third princess wanted to teach Huang Yaoshi the way of the world, but when Huang Yaoshi secretly hid to scare her, she was startled again.
Of course, these are not the point.
The two got separated in the Jiuyin Bone Cave. When Huang Yaoshi was looking for it, he happened to meet a gorilla living in the Jiuyin Bone Cave.
"Ah!" The gorilla and Huang Yaoshi were very scared by each other.
Turning his head, Huang Yaoshi and the third princess bumped into each other.
"I hit something!"
"I hit something too!"
On the other side, the gorilla ran back in fright: "It's terrible, it's terrible, I saw a strange thing!"
The other two withers and the rhinoceros who lived in the cave asked, "What's so strange?"
The gorilla exaggerates: "Man!"
"people?"
"It's scary, it's scary!"
The three animals looked very scared and scared.
Everyone couldn't help but smile when they saw this scene, and many movie fans couldn't help but start to make up their own brains.
Behind the seemingly absurdity, is there any deep meaning behind it?
We are always self-centered and think that human beings are the masters of the world. Similarly, we are afraid of some weird things, but in fact, in the eyes of animals, is human being the most terrifying and terrifying thing?
Next, people frightened the animals, and the animals frightened them, running and scurrying around, making the scene extremely lively.
The third princess played "Boundless Sea" again, but this time it was Huang Yaoshi who was injured.
However, they finally found the location of the "Nine Yin Scriptures", which were engraved on several large tanks.
They moved out several large tanks as if they had found a treasure, but the three animals were very puzzled: "They are moving our toilet."
As a result, while Huang Yaoshi and the third princess moved out, the three animals moved their "toilet" back.
Two people and three animals worked in the sand for a long time, but they couldn't finish moving the tank!
The three animals laughed at how stupid they were, even more stupid than their animals.
Huang Yaoshi thought of a way to deal with the three animals, which was to put the big vat on the fire.
Unexpectedly, the three animals had the same thoughts as him, and they also put the big vat on the fire to roast.
Even the idea is exactly the same, wanting to turn the other party into a roast pig.
But the facts have proved that no one is smarter or stupider than the other among humans and animals, and they all follow the Tao in the same way.
As soon as the scene changed, the third princess and Huang Yaoshi came to the city and found an inn to stay.
Zhou Botong and his three nephews came here to find the third princess to avenge their senior brother (master).
On the other side, Sir Duan also came here to find his "true person", that is, the person with six six six on his chest.
Prince Duan was dressed like a San, and stopped a girl in a polite manner: "Young lady is polite!"
The so-called courtesy is not surprising. Although it was a little strange, the girl still stopped.
"I didn't expect the color of our clothes to be so similar. Is the girl's breasts okay?"
It's a woman who will treat someone as a pervert when she hears that someone wants to play hooliganism in the public. …
So the girl naturally ran away.
"Hey, girl, take a walk, walk slowly!" Prince Duan chased after a few steps before stopping.
Coincidentally, when he turned around, he happened to pass by Zhou Botong.
In fact, there is another very interesting thing. The actress who plays Zhou Botong is actually Guo Xiao's daughter-in-law Liu Lingling.
Seeing Prince Duan, Zhou Botong committed a nympho again: "Wow, this Ah San is so handsome!"
"Brother Dao, what's your business?" Prince Duan asked suspiciously.
"What do you mean by looking at me like that? Are you looking down on our Quanzhen Sect?" Zhou Botong was unreasonable when he went up, almost sticking his mouth to Prince Duan's face.
"How do I know you are taught by Quanzhen?"
Zhou Botong pinched Prince Duan's face: "I tell you, it is very dangerous for you to look at me like this, because you may fall in love with me at any time!"
"No way?"
The audience has a different kind of fun watching it, because these two are really a couple.
When the three Quanzhen disciples saw that their uncle was ill again, they hurried up to hold her.
But Zhou Botong said, "I was asking which faction he is from. Hey, have you ever been married?"
Then she was dragged away by three disciples, but when Prince Duan heaved a sigh of relief, she turned back and said, "Hey, what's so good about getting married? Why don't you come to our Quanzhen Sect to be a fellow Taoist?"
As she spoke, her hand touched Prince Duan's chest and her eyes lit up: "Wow, your chest is so strong!"
As she spoke, her breathing became short of breath.
The watching audience was dumbfounded.
There is really no normal person in the whole movie.
Wang Chongyang, after leaving the customs, looked invincible in the world, but in fact he wanted to save face and suffer, and was smashed to death by flying shoes from the sky.
Zhou Botong likes big pectoral muscles and loves to be nympho.
Hong Qi, the leader of the beggar gang, was about to commit suicide because of a broken relationship.
The three princesses are addicted to vegetables, but their kung fu can blow up people's buttocks.
Prince Duan, he speaks slowly and seems to be well-bred, but he actually plays hooligans in the street and depends on other people's breasts.
Ouyang Feng, and even many viewers have a sense of absurdity, so far, it is even possible that Ouyang Feng, the big villain, is relatively normal.
Although he was particularly unlucky, and he was tormented to death, but that was just unlucky reminder. In fact, his character design is really quite normal, and even if he was abused and bruised all over, he still did not forget to harm others!
Going back to the movie, Zhou Botong saw the "enemy" three princesses and senior brothers walk into a "Dadong Inn" and hurriedly beckoned his disciples to follow.
As soon as she entered the inn, she asked the third princess which room the dog and man lived in, and was told that it was Tianzi No. [-] room, and she wanted Tianzi No. [-] room soon.
But in the end, Tianzi No. [-] room and Tianzi No. [-] room are no longer together.
On the other side, Prince Duan still continues his path of finding a true person.
"Auntie, can I lend you your breasts for me to take a look at?" He was obviously polite, but the words he said were sloppy words.
After being treated as a hooligan one after another, Prince Duan also gave up.
Huang Yaoshi's younger junior sister also came to the inn following in the footsteps of her senior brother.
The camera gave Daodian Xiaoer's cautious eyes.
"Why are you staring at me?" The unruly little junior sister glared at the waiter with her hands on her hips.
"I" shop waiter was interrupted as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Don't like me. Although I'm approachable and naturally beautiful, how can a pheasant match a phoenix? I'm just a waiter in a shop, how can I see it?"
"I think." The waiter wanted to explain.But was interrupted again.
"Think? You can't even think about it. It's a crime to think about it. Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking. If you think I'll live in this store, then you have a chance? No, there is no chance at all!"
The shopkeeper at the side heard this and turned around quickly, not daring to look at the junior sister.
It didn't work either.
"Why don't you look at me?" the little junior sister asked.
"I'm afraid you'll scold me, girl!" said the shopkeeper.
"Why do I scold you for being so nice? If you don't look at me, you clearly have bad intentions!"
The third princess wanted to teach Huang Yaoshi the way of the world, but when Huang Yaoshi secretly hid to scare her, she was startled again.
Of course, these are not the point.
The two got separated in the Jiuyin Bone Cave. When Huang Yaoshi was looking for it, he happened to meet a gorilla living in the Jiuyin Bone Cave.
"Ah!" The gorilla and Huang Yaoshi were very scared by each other.
Turning his head, Huang Yaoshi and the third princess bumped into each other.
"I hit something!"
"I hit something too!"
On the other side, the gorilla ran back in fright: "It's terrible, it's terrible, I saw a strange thing!"
The other two withers and the rhinoceros who lived in the cave asked, "What's so strange?"
The gorilla exaggerates: "Man!"
"people?"
"It's scary, it's scary!"
The three animals looked very scared and scared.
Everyone couldn't help but smile when they saw this scene, and many movie fans couldn't help but start to make up their own brains.
Behind the seemingly absurdity, is there any deep meaning behind it?
We are always self-centered and think that human beings are the masters of the world. Similarly, we are afraid of some weird things, but in fact, in the eyes of animals, is human being the most terrifying and terrifying thing?
Next, people frightened the animals, and the animals frightened them, running and scurrying around, making the scene extremely lively.
The third princess played "Boundless Sea" again, but this time it was Huang Yaoshi who was injured.
However, they finally found the location of the "Nine Yin Scriptures", which were engraved on several large tanks.
They moved out several large tanks as if they had found a treasure, but the three animals were very puzzled: "They are moving our toilet."
As a result, while Huang Yaoshi and the third princess moved out, the three animals moved their "toilet" back.
Two people and three animals worked in the sand for a long time, but they couldn't finish moving the tank!
The three animals laughed at how stupid they were, even more stupid than their animals.
Huang Yaoshi thought of a way to deal with the three animals, which was to put the big vat on the fire.
Unexpectedly, the three animals had the same thoughts as him, and they also put the big vat on the fire to roast.
Even the idea is exactly the same, wanting to turn the other party into a roast pig.
But the facts have proved that no one is smarter or stupider than the other among humans and animals, and they all follow the Tao in the same way.
As soon as the scene changed, the third princess and Huang Yaoshi came to the city and found an inn to stay.
Zhou Botong and his three nephews came here to find the third princess to avenge their senior brother (master).
On the other side, Sir Duan also came here to find his "true person", that is, the person with six six six on his chest.
Prince Duan was dressed like a San, and stopped a girl in a polite manner: "Young lady is polite!"
The so-called courtesy is not surprising. Although it was a little strange, the girl still stopped.
"I didn't expect the color of our clothes to be so similar. Is the girl's breasts okay?"
It's a woman who will treat someone as a pervert when she hears that someone wants to play hooliganism in the public. …
So the girl naturally ran away.
"Hey, girl, take a walk, walk slowly!" Prince Duan chased after a few steps before stopping.
Coincidentally, when he turned around, he happened to pass by Zhou Botong.
In fact, there is another very interesting thing. The actress who plays Zhou Botong is actually Guo Xiao's daughter-in-law Liu Lingling.
Seeing Prince Duan, Zhou Botong committed a nympho again: "Wow, this Ah San is so handsome!"
"Brother Dao, what's your business?" Prince Duan asked suspiciously.
"What do you mean by looking at me like that? Are you looking down on our Quanzhen Sect?" Zhou Botong was unreasonable when he went up, almost sticking his mouth to Prince Duan's face.
"How do I know you are taught by Quanzhen?"
Zhou Botong pinched Prince Duan's face: "I tell you, it is very dangerous for you to look at me like this, because you may fall in love with me at any time!"
"No way?"
The audience has a different kind of fun watching it, because these two are really a couple.
When the three Quanzhen disciples saw that their uncle was ill again, they hurried up to hold her.
But Zhou Botong said, "I was asking which faction he is from. Hey, have you ever been married?"
Then she was dragged away by three disciples, but when Prince Duan heaved a sigh of relief, she turned back and said, "Hey, what's so good about getting married? Why don't you come to our Quanzhen Sect to be a fellow Taoist?"
As she spoke, her hand touched Prince Duan's chest and her eyes lit up: "Wow, your chest is so strong!"
As she spoke, her breathing became short of breath.
The watching audience was dumbfounded.
There is really no normal person in the whole movie.
Wang Chongyang, after leaving the customs, looked invincible in the world, but in fact he wanted to save face and suffer, and was smashed to death by flying shoes from the sky.
Zhou Botong likes big pectoral muscles and loves to be nympho.
Hong Qi, the leader of the beggar gang, was about to commit suicide because of a broken relationship.
The three princesses are addicted to vegetables, but their kung fu can blow up people's buttocks.
Prince Duan, he speaks slowly and seems to be well-bred, but he actually plays hooligans in the street and depends on other people's breasts.
Ouyang Feng, and even many viewers have a sense of absurdity, so far, it is even possible that Ouyang Feng, the big villain, is relatively normal.
Although he was particularly unlucky, and he was tormented to death, but that was just unlucky reminder. In fact, his character design is really quite normal, and even if he was abused and bruised all over, he still did not forget to harm others!
Going back to the movie, Zhou Botong saw the "enemy" three princesses and senior brothers walk into a "Dadong Inn" and hurriedly beckoned his disciples to follow.
As soon as she entered the inn, she asked the third princess which room the dog and man lived in, and was told that it was Tianzi No. [-] room, and she wanted Tianzi No. [-] room soon.
But in the end, Tianzi No. [-] room and Tianzi No. [-] room are no longer together.
On the other side, Prince Duan still continues his path of finding a true person.
"Auntie, can I lend you your breasts for me to take a look at?" He was obviously polite, but the words he said were sloppy words.
After being treated as a hooligan one after another, Prince Duan also gave up.
Huang Yaoshi's younger junior sister also came to the inn following in the footsteps of her senior brother.
The camera gave Daodian Xiaoer's cautious eyes.
"Why are you staring at me?" The unruly little junior sister glared at the waiter with her hands on her hips.
"I" shop waiter was interrupted as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Don't like me. Although I'm approachable and naturally beautiful, how can a pheasant match a phoenix? I'm just a waiter in a shop, how can I see it?"
"I think." The waiter wanted to explain.But was interrupted again.
"Think? You can't even think about it. It's a crime to think about it. Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking. If you think I'll live in this store, then you have a chance? No, there is no chance at all!"
The shopkeeper at the side heard this and turned around quickly, not daring to look at the junior sister.
It didn't work either.
"Why don't you look at me?" the little junior sister asked.
"I'm afraid you'll scold me, girl!" said the shopkeeper.
"Why do I scold you for being so nice? If you don't look at me, you clearly have bad intentions!"
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