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Chapter 987 By the way, ask you to get up and pee
Chapter 987 By the way, ask you to get up and pee
Wind and cloud gather at Dadong Inn.
Although it is a comedy, even though it is a nonsensical and absurd comedy, the lines are very clear.
Everyone has a reason and reason for coming here, and everything seems to be taken for granted.
Zhou Botong misunderstood that the third princess killed his senior brother, so he came here to take revenge.
"Get some whirling (harmonious) soul smoke for you to taste. No, I'm really a little sad before I kill this little bitch." When Zhou Botong took out a blowing smoke and was about to blow it to the third princess , I don’t know why the audience in the theater has a feeling of deja vu.
That's right, it's you, Ouyang Feng.
Ouyang Feng played like this before, but every time he played himself badly, it was miserable.
This time, everyone couldn't help but predict.
As expected, Zhou Botong was about to blow the smoke, but on the side of his head, he found that Prince Duan was looking at her innocently and curiously.
"Brother, you look familiar." Prince Duan said.
"Isn't it just me, the one that touched your breasts during the day!" Zhou Botong wanted to reach out to touch your breasts, and Prince Duan backed away in fright!
"It's you!"
"What are you doing?" Prince Duan looked puzzled.
"It's been a long night, it's boring, go out for a walk and smoke a cigarette!" Zhou Botong took the psychedelic cigarette and started smoking it.
"What brand? It smells so good!" Prince Duan asked without doubting him, sniffed and thought it was quite fragrant.
In the end, "You really know what to buy, this brand is..." Uncle Zhou was stunned before finishing the call.
"Hahahaha!" The audience couldn't help bursting into laughter, mainly because this scene was so familiar.
It's still you, Ouyang Feng!
Then, Prince Duan was even more weird, he directly dragged Zhou Botong's feet. It looked like he was dragging a living person, and it felt like he was dragging a corpse.
It happened that this scene was seen by the third princess, and she was shocked.
All the heroes gathered at the Dadong Inn, naturally Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi were indispensable.
But facing Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi, the waiter in the shop impatiently asked them to sleep in the woodshed.
"Hmph, dogs look down on people, as long as you are fierce, others will be afraid of you!" Ouyang Feng cursed at no other time besides suffering from Hong Qi.
"Boom!" In the end, he was punched in the stomach by Hong Qiyi.
"Go!" Hong Qi said impatiently.
"That's right, if you are fierce, I will be afraid of you." Ouyang Feng said aggrievedly.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
"It's not rude to speak rudely!"
"I always feel that Director Dog is connoting something."
"Good people being bullied?"
Following the complaints from the audience, the two came to the firewood room. For Hong Qi of the Beggar Gang, even the firewood room is very good. Although Ouyang Feng doesn't like it, the situation is better than others.
When the camera turns, Zhou Botong has woken up and is discussing revenge with his nephew.
"Have you finished what I told you?" Zhou Botong asked.
"It's done!" Said the nephew.
"I decided to surprise them from the sky tonight!" Zhou Botong said.
"Master, what I ordered in their dish is "Enthusiasm and Dabu Pills"!" But as soon as he finished speaking, the camera showed the two nephews in the room.
They were bare-chested, posing like fitness hunks showing off their muscles.
"Uncle, this Dabu Pill is so powerful, our bodies can't take it anymore."
Either way, there doesn't seem to be a normal person in this movie.
The uncle is unreliable, and the nephew is also unreliable.
"Who asked you to feed them?" Zhou Botong scolded, but turned his head and shouted: "Change your position!"
At night, Zhou Botong went up to the roof with two swords, preparing to attack the third princess and Huang Yaoshi at night.
Unexpectedly, the roof of this inn was not so strong, she had only walked a few steps, and the tiles under her feet were crushed with a click, which scared her to become independent immediately, but this directly caused a chain effect.
Made her fall straight off the roof.
As a result, it happened to land in Prince Duan's room.
"What happened?" Prince Duan looked blank.
"Why did Xiongtai fall from the sky in the middle of the night?" Prince Duan asked with a puzzled expression when he saw Zhou Botong.
"I just woke up suddenly, and I practiced exercises with my legs crossed, and then I felt as light as a swallow, and I walked up to the roof!"
"Since I met you, let's ask Xiongtai to get up and pee."
While Zhou Botong was talking, Prince Duan actually cupped his hands in thanks: "Thank you, thank you!"
"Damn it, God the fuck told you to get up and pee."
"Isn't it even more outrageous to say thank you?"
"Anyway, just one word, ridiculous!"
"That's two words, right?"
Movie fans are also exhaling.
Because of the "Enthusiasm and Big Bubble Pill", the third princess couldn't bear the heat, so she got up in the middle of the night to skip rope.
The little junior sister who was quarreled and Prince Duan met unexpectedly.
"Miss, did you hear someone jumping upstairs?" Prince Duan asked with a smile on his face.
But who is that little junior sister?
"Jump on your mother's head, look at your lustful look!" After finishing speaking, he closed the window immediately.
Prince Duan didn't take it seriously: "Although I am obsessed with sex, I look very cute."
When one trick failed, Zhou Botong had a new idea, and she decided to use the magical skill of "Three Flowers Gathering on the Top".
"No, the master said that the Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill is very powerful. If it is not used properly, it is easy to go crazy, and everything within a five-mile radius will be reversed in time and space!" The nephew said quickly.
"That's right, the reversal of time and space means that everything will be reversed. If you want to go forward, you will retreat. If you want to go up, you will come down. Do you understand?"
"If you don't use it well, you will have hallucinations. In order to avenge your senior brother, you have to fight them no matter what!" Zhou Botong said, sitting on the bed, and began to use the three-flower gathering-top magical skill.
The reason why I say it is absurd is because, what the hell does this three-flower gathering magic skill have to do with her revenge?
But the audience didn't pay attention to whether this kind of logic makes sense. Anyway, this is an absurd comedy. It's not absurd but strange.
The main reason is that I have been baptized by this movie before, so, on the contrary, I am quite looking forward to it.
Finally, the Enthusiasm Dabu Pill still had an effect.
Let the three princesses in the middle of the night start to germinate.
"Oh, I can't be sorry for Prince Duan, but I can't help but not, not, not!"
On the other side, Huang Yaoshi also said the same: "I can't be sorry to my junior sister, but I can't help it, I won't pull it." He even took out a bouquet of roses, God knows where he got it from of.
Prince Duan was in the room with a dazed expression: "When will it be popular to talk, will you not talk?"
As he spoke, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate, but there was no chamber pot in the room.
So I decided to go out and pee.
"Hahaha, Zhou Botong really helped Prince Duan. He told him to get up to pee, and he really got up to pee."
"By the way, I already have a picture in my mind. Just imagine that the Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill can reverse time and space. What if I was peeing at that time?"
"That said, I also have a picture haha."
(End of this chapter)
Wind and cloud gather at Dadong Inn.
Although it is a comedy, even though it is a nonsensical and absurd comedy, the lines are very clear.
Everyone has a reason and reason for coming here, and everything seems to be taken for granted.
Zhou Botong misunderstood that the third princess killed his senior brother, so he came here to take revenge.
"Get some whirling (harmonious) soul smoke for you to taste. No, I'm really a little sad before I kill this little bitch." When Zhou Botong took out a blowing smoke and was about to blow it to the third princess , I don’t know why the audience in the theater has a feeling of deja vu.
That's right, it's you, Ouyang Feng.
Ouyang Feng played like this before, but every time he played himself badly, it was miserable.
This time, everyone couldn't help but predict.
As expected, Zhou Botong was about to blow the smoke, but on the side of his head, he found that Prince Duan was looking at her innocently and curiously.
"Brother, you look familiar." Prince Duan said.
"Isn't it just me, the one that touched your breasts during the day!" Zhou Botong wanted to reach out to touch your breasts, and Prince Duan backed away in fright!
"It's you!"
"What are you doing?" Prince Duan looked puzzled.
"It's been a long night, it's boring, go out for a walk and smoke a cigarette!" Zhou Botong took the psychedelic cigarette and started smoking it.
"What brand? It smells so good!" Prince Duan asked without doubting him, sniffed and thought it was quite fragrant.
In the end, "You really know what to buy, this brand is..." Uncle Zhou was stunned before finishing the call.
"Hahahaha!" The audience couldn't help bursting into laughter, mainly because this scene was so familiar.
It's still you, Ouyang Feng!
Then, Prince Duan was even more weird, he directly dragged Zhou Botong's feet. It looked like he was dragging a living person, and it felt like he was dragging a corpse.
It happened that this scene was seen by the third princess, and she was shocked.
All the heroes gathered at the Dadong Inn, naturally Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi were indispensable.
But facing Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi, the waiter in the shop impatiently asked them to sleep in the woodshed.
"Hmph, dogs look down on people, as long as you are fierce, others will be afraid of you!" Ouyang Feng cursed at no other time besides suffering from Hong Qi.
"Boom!" In the end, he was punched in the stomach by Hong Qiyi.
"Go!" Hong Qi said impatiently.
"That's right, if you are fierce, I will be afraid of you." Ouyang Feng said aggrievedly.
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
"It's not rude to speak rudely!"
"I always feel that Director Dog is connoting something."
"Good people being bullied?"
Following the complaints from the audience, the two came to the firewood room. For Hong Qi of the Beggar Gang, even the firewood room is very good. Although Ouyang Feng doesn't like it, the situation is better than others.
When the camera turns, Zhou Botong has woken up and is discussing revenge with his nephew.
"Have you finished what I told you?" Zhou Botong asked.
"It's done!" Said the nephew.
"I decided to surprise them from the sky tonight!" Zhou Botong said.
"Master, what I ordered in their dish is "Enthusiasm and Dabu Pills"!" But as soon as he finished speaking, the camera showed the two nephews in the room.
They were bare-chested, posing like fitness hunks showing off their muscles.
"Uncle, this Dabu Pill is so powerful, our bodies can't take it anymore."
Either way, there doesn't seem to be a normal person in this movie.
The uncle is unreliable, and the nephew is also unreliable.
"Who asked you to feed them?" Zhou Botong scolded, but turned his head and shouted: "Change your position!"
At night, Zhou Botong went up to the roof with two swords, preparing to attack the third princess and Huang Yaoshi at night.
Unexpectedly, the roof of this inn was not so strong, she had only walked a few steps, and the tiles under her feet were crushed with a click, which scared her to become independent immediately, but this directly caused a chain effect.
Made her fall straight off the roof.
As a result, it happened to land in Prince Duan's room.
"What happened?" Prince Duan looked blank.
"Why did Xiongtai fall from the sky in the middle of the night?" Prince Duan asked with a puzzled expression when he saw Zhou Botong.
"I just woke up suddenly, and I practiced exercises with my legs crossed, and then I felt as light as a swallow, and I walked up to the roof!"
"Since I met you, let's ask Xiongtai to get up and pee."
While Zhou Botong was talking, Prince Duan actually cupped his hands in thanks: "Thank you, thank you!"
"Damn it, God the fuck told you to get up and pee."
"Isn't it even more outrageous to say thank you?"
"Anyway, just one word, ridiculous!"
"That's two words, right?"
Movie fans are also exhaling.
Because of the "Enthusiasm and Big Bubble Pill", the third princess couldn't bear the heat, so she got up in the middle of the night to skip rope.
The little junior sister who was quarreled and Prince Duan met unexpectedly.
"Miss, did you hear someone jumping upstairs?" Prince Duan asked with a smile on his face.
But who is that little junior sister?
"Jump on your mother's head, look at your lustful look!" After finishing speaking, he closed the window immediately.
Prince Duan didn't take it seriously: "Although I am obsessed with sex, I look very cute."
When one trick failed, Zhou Botong had a new idea, and she decided to use the magical skill of "Three Flowers Gathering on the Top".
"No, the master said that the Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill is very powerful. If it is not used properly, it is easy to go crazy, and everything within a five-mile radius will be reversed in time and space!" The nephew said quickly.
"That's right, the reversal of time and space means that everything will be reversed. If you want to go forward, you will retreat. If you want to go up, you will come down. Do you understand?"
"If you don't use it well, you will have hallucinations. In order to avenge your senior brother, you have to fight them no matter what!" Zhou Botong said, sitting on the bed, and began to use the three-flower gathering-top magical skill.
The reason why I say it is absurd is because, what the hell does this three-flower gathering magic skill have to do with her revenge?
But the audience didn't pay attention to whether this kind of logic makes sense. Anyway, this is an absurd comedy. It's not absurd but strange.
The main reason is that I have been baptized by this movie before, so, on the contrary, I am quite looking forward to it.
Finally, the Enthusiasm Dabu Pill still had an effect.
Let the three princesses in the middle of the night start to germinate.
"Oh, I can't be sorry for Prince Duan, but I can't help but not, not, not!"
On the other side, Huang Yaoshi also said the same: "I can't be sorry to my junior sister, but I can't help it, I won't pull it." He even took out a bouquet of roses, God knows where he got it from of.
Prince Duan was in the room with a dazed expression: "When will it be popular to talk, will you not talk?"
As he spoke, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate, but there was no chamber pot in the room.
So I decided to go out and pee.
"Hahaha, Zhou Botong really helped Prince Duan. He told him to get up to pee, and he really got up to pee."
"By the way, I already have a picture in my mind. Just imagine that the Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill can reverse time and space. What if I was peeing at that time?"
"That said, I also have a picture haha."
(End of this chapter)
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