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Chapter 988 I love it, I love it, I love it again!
Zhou Botong's "Three Flowers Gathering the Top" magical skill seems to be as unreliable as the third princess' "Infinite Magical Skill".

Well, everyone is used to it.

This movie also seems to have given a context, the heart of defense is indispensable, and the heart of harming others is indispensable.

Anyone who wants to harm others will end up suffering from it.

Ouyang Feng is like this, Zhou Botong is obviously also like this.

Speaking of Ouyang Feng, even though Ouyang Feng had been tossed into such a ghostly look at this moment, he still didn't give up, and he didn't know where he got another dagger.

When Hong Qi fell asleep, he took out the dagger again, ready to hit him hard.

Prince Duan went outside, but he couldn't find the toilet either. At first he planned to pee on the pillar, but he changed his mind when he turned around.

Seeing a potted plant, he went over and untied his belt and said, "Help the plant grow!"

The urine came out, but when he turned his head, he vaguely saw that the little junior sister was putting away the bath water and was about to take a bath.

His eyes suddenly widened.

At this moment, Zhou Botong's Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill finally succeeded.

The time-space reversal began around her. Of course, as for the time-space reversal, how useful it is for her revenge, there is no need to think about it. Anyway, it is nonsense.

Then the screen everyone expected appeared.

Prince Duan, who was urinating, urinated like a god and would go back.

Ouyang Feng tried to kill Hong Qi with a knife, but every time he tried to insert it, he was forced back by the magic skill of Sanhua Juding.

"I hit it, I hit it, I hit it again!"

What's even more nonsense is that this three-flower gathering-top magical skill doesn't seem very serious.

Some work and some don't.

Prince Duan's urination was the most difficult in history, making him feel sore all the time.

Poor Ouyang Feng managed to succeed every time, but he was pushed back.

Coincidentally, the little junior sister looked out from the room and saw Prince Duan's expression, she felt refreshed for a while, and gasped for air-conditioning for a while.

"The prostitute!" The little junior sister immediately exploded with anger, chasing him out and going to kill him.

However, this time, for some unknown reason, the Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill also took effect on her.

As a result, the third princess who was thinking of spring in the middle of the night, and Huang Yaoshi bumped into Prince Duan and his junior sister directly.

At this time, Zhou Botong's Three Flowers Gathering the Top magic skill finally went wrong, and he became mad.

But in his heart, he did not forget to avenge his brother.

So she took the knife to find the third princess.

It happened that the third princess was discussing Zhenghuan with Prince Duan, and both of them intended to dissolve the engagement.

Zhou Botong saw a potted plant because of hallucinations, but said: "This tree is very big, it can just block me!"

As he said that, he pulled out the potted plant directly, and then came to the third princess and Prince Duan.

"That brat actually brought a tree over here." Prince Duan said to the third princess while pretending not to see.

But in Zhou Botong's eyes, there was a hallucination, the third princess seemed to be bullying Prince Duan.

Zhou Botong rushed forward, and then stabbed his own foot with a dagger.

Prince Duan and the third princess looked blankly at Zhou Botong who had self-mutilated with a dagger, puzzled.

Until she said to her leg riddled with holes: "Do you know how powerful I am, Zhou Botong? I, Zhou Botong, have finally avenged my senior brother!"

The third princess immediately recognized that she was the person Wang Chongyang asked her to find before his death.

Immediately chased after him.

When Zhou Botong saw the third princess, he had hallucinations, thinking it was his senior brother Wang Chongyang, and immediately threw himself into the arms of the third princess crying.

"Brother, I miss you so much, I really miss you so much!"

The third princess took pity on Zhou Botong for being delirious because of her senior brother, and decided to pretend to be Wang Chongyang to fulfill her wish.

On the other side, Prince Duan chased the third princess out, but ended up being diverted. However, Huang Yaoshi mistakenly thought that Prince Duan was the prostitute that his junior sister talked about, so he also chased him out.

As a result, the two fought over a disagreement.

One finger-flicking magical skill, one yang finger, it can be said that it is like meeting an opponent in chess, and seeing each other hates it late.

The two fought lively, and the fighting scene also made the audience gasp in amazement.

It's like two people shooting each other with machine guns.

"Fuck, this fight is not bad. Although it's a comedy and it's for fun, this fight is very creative." Some viewers couldn't help but sighed while laughing.

"Really, one yang finger, the magical skill of flicking the finger, the name of this martial art sounds very touching."

"Director Dog is really reckless, evil in the east, poison in the west, the emperor in the north, and the beggar in the north have supernatural powers, and all kinds of martial arts that sound cool, but he was used to make this kind of absurd comedy. It's really useless. name."

As far as long-range kung fu is concerned, among Jin Yong's martial arts, the magic skill of flicking fingers can definitely be ranked in the top three, and although Yiyang finger is not as powerful as the six-meridian sword, it has played a lot of times.

And those martial arts stories can be widely circulated, and these various magical skills are also indispensable.

Naturally, the audience would not know that this movie was originally adapted from martial arts.

But might as well look at it for them!
Including Ouyang Feng's toad magic skill before, and Hong Qi's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, they all make people feel this way.

The sound of the two fighting woke Hong Qi who was sleeping in the woodshed.

When he woke up, Hong Qi did not forget to commit suicide.

"I don't want to live anymore, let me die!"

So he ran out, seeing Prince Duan and Huang Yaoshi fighting back and forth, his eyes lit up immediately.

"Don't fight, you guys are so good at martial arts, let me die first!"

But Huang Yaoshi and Prince Duan treated him like air and continued to fight.

This made Hong Qi very upset.

"If you don't let me die, I will let you die first!"

This logic makes the audience not know how to complain.

What a god!

As a result, the three fought violently. During the fight, Huang Yaoshi's clothes were torn, exposing the three characters "six" on his chest.

Immediately, Prince Duan was overjoyed. It turned out that Huang Yaoshi was the sincere person he was looking for.

But the audience couldn't help but laugh too.

Before, Prince Duan always thought that if someone sincerely wanted to say "I love you", it must be a woman, so he looked at other people's breasts everywhere, and was treated as a pervert.

But I didn't expect it to be a man.

At this time, Hong Qi struck with a palm, and Prince Duan immediately turned around to block the palm for Huang Yaoshi.

"Don't hit my true heart!"

Hong Qi got goosebumps when he heard it.

"Ah, what are you two doing?"

"You, you, don't hit my sincere person!" Prince Duan said as he lay on Huang Yaoshi's lap.

"I, Hong Qitang, the leader of the beggar gang, how could I die at the hands of people like you, disgusting!"

Hong Qi turned around and left.

Prince Duan finally found a "true person".

"Sincere person, I beg you, just say one thing: I love you, then I will die in peace. Say it, say it!"

Huang Yaoshi resisted the disgusting impulse: "Okay!"

Then lie in his ear and say something.

The audience also looked curious, did he actually say it?
And Prince Duan's uncontrollably joyful expression made the audience wonder, did he really say it?
But at the next moment, Prince Duan turned his head: "I see that you look gentle, why are you scolding me with swear words?"

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed.

(End of this chapter)