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Chapter 990 Look at my sexy eyes
Chapter 990 Look at my sexy eyes
Prince Duan turned into a singer and sang in front of Huang Yaoshi.
While chasing Huang Yaoshi, he almost had nowhere to go, and ran around in fright.
They even got vomited out!
It’s fine if it’s Prince Duan’s women’s attire, the key is to wink at Prince Duan in various ways, drag him to dance, and open his “bloody mouth” lustfully, not to mention Huang Yaoshi, it’s the audience at the scene All the movie fans have long been laughing up and down.
Damn, this women's costume is simply scary.
In the end, he pouted to "kiss", but Huang Yaoshi was completely scared and passed out.
When Huang Yaoshi woke up, he had a fit of alcohol, and asked him to treat Prince Duan in women's clothing as the third princess, and came up to confess: "Third princess, don't leave me again."
Prince Duan pretended to be coquettish: "I won't tell you anymore."
Then Huang Yaoshi naturally chased after him.
As a result, Huang Yaoshi came forward and praised him for his beauty, and even sang "Shuangfeiyan"!
"Beautiful beauty, rare to see in a thousand years, the scent of orchid musk makes me dizzy!"
"."
"Love is stronger than gold, inseparable from you, always in love with you"
The audience who watched this part were completely convinced, it was the most outrageous part of the spectrum, because many people actually thought that the two of them sang this part of "Shuangfeiyan" very well.
"Hey, can you say "I love you" to me now?"
"Isn't that simple? Listen carefully, I love you, I love you."
As a result, before he could say it for the third time, he was so overwhelmed by the thick smoke that Prince Duan wanted to ascend to immortality that he couldn't speak.
As for why Shengxian smokes, well, who the hell cares about that?
It's over if it's funny, it's an absurd comedy in the first place.
Prince Duan thought he was going to ascend to immortality, but because Huang Yaoshi didn't say it three times enough, his lower body became immortal, but only one head remained.
Suddenly, the comedy turned into a horror movie.
"Wow, you missed a word of I love you just now, you have to have the beginning and the end, you are sincere!" Prince Duan also knew what was going on, and only the remaining head flew over.
After Huang Yaoshi woke up, he saw the third princess, but the third princess treated her coldly, which made him puzzled. How could his attitude change so much?
"Ah, I see, she must be blaming me for missing the word I love you!"
Then when he turned his head, he saw the tearful Prince Duan with only one head left.
"Let's say I love you once!" Huang Yaoshi was scared and ran away.
Poor Prince Duan is still halfway to becoming a fairy, so he can only fly around chasing the sincere person.
Huang Yaoshi called for help while running, and happened to meet Zhou Botong, who was looking for the "most terrifying hidden weapon in human history" - the owner of the pair of invincible flying shoes.
Seeing the flying head, Zhou Botong was not afraid: "It's such a big hidden weapon, let you try our Quanzhen's Whirlwind Kick!"
Zhou Botong kicked in a roundabout and directly kicked Prince Duan out as if it were a ball.
Seeing the flying head attacking, Huang Yaoshi actually made a move to hang the golden hook upside down.
So the horror movie that was originally chased by Feitou became a sports channel in an instant!
A few people showed off their skills to each other, what a headbutt, solo out to sea, football turned into volleyball again!
Poor Prince Duan failed to succeed in his career, failed to become a fairy, and turned into a ball.
Then there was another wonderful dribble, and finally passed four people in a row, and ended with a volley shot.
The third princess followed the voice of Prince Duan and came over, but this time Huang Yaoshi finally had the chance to say that to her.
And Prince Duan's flying head, which he heard from afar, finally caught up with the opportunity.
When Huang Yaoshi said "Third Princess, I love you", he just flew in front of him.
Successfully swallowed the third sentence "I love you!"
Although Huang Yaoshi was quite frightened, Prince Duan got his wish and turned into a cloud of green smoke.
On the other side, Hong Qi and Ouyang Feng were still entangled with the junior sister.
Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi booed in the grass, Ouyang Feng booed a lot, but Hong Qi didn't have a drop.
"Are you sick? Didn't you have a drop of urine?"
"I'm not sick, I just can't figure out some things, you see, will she like me?" Hong Qi asked Ouyang Feng, pointing to the little junior sister not far away.
"You really want me to tell?" Ouyang Feng glanced at it and asked in embarrassment.
"I asked you, of course I want you to tell."
"You are so frustrated, who would like you?" Ouyang Feng spoke the truth.
As a result, Hong Qi was beaten violently.
"Okay, it's you who asked me to say it, to be honest, you hit me again!" Ouyang Feng said aggrievedly.
"Stop talking nonsense, come up with an idea for me!"
In the end, Ouyang Feng actually let him commit suicide.
"This is very romantic!" Ouyang Feng coaxed.
"Okay, let's go together!" Hong Qi said while grabbing his shoulder.
"One piece? It's none of my business, I won't go!" How could Ouyang Feng be willing to go.
"You're not going! Tell me to go? Is there any other way?"
"It's not easy. You just push her to the woods, and then cook the raw rice. If necessary, I can hold her hands for you."
Listening to Ouyang Feng's tiger-wolf words, the audience stared wide-eyed. As expected of you, although it was a bit miserable, it is true that Sausage Mouth can't change your villain's personality at all!
It's just a pity that Hong Qi is not Ouyang Feng, so poor Ouyang Feng, the big villain, got slapped again.
"Sexy, is there anyone who is more gentle?"
"Svenness depends on talent."
This is obviously nothing ridiculous, but seeing that sausage mouth and that look in the eyes immediately made people want to laugh.
"No, if you want to win a girl's heart, you must rely on your eyes! Look at me!" Ouyang Feng continued.
He lowered his head and looked up: "Isn't it sexy?"
As a result, Hong Qi couldn't help laughing out loud, and the audience in the theater couldn't help laughing too.
Sex is not sexy?
No matter how sexy your eyes are, they are not as eye-catching as your sausage mouth!
"It's not sexy, it's funny!" Hong Qi expressed the audience's aspirations.
"This? How is this possible? Look at it more clearly!" Ouyang Feng seemed to have been hit. How could his sexy eyes, which were always invincible, be funny?
Just one more time, still funny, not sexy.
This made him a little annoyed: "I won't help you anymore!"
"Okay, okay, come again, I won't laugh anymore!" Hong Qi said holding back Ouyang Feng with a suppressed smile.
This time Ouyang Feng looked back and smiled: "Is it cool?"
"It's so cool, you have bad breath!" Hong Qi said perfunctorily at first, and then said again.
"Banana, you stinky bastard, I have come to help you from all over the world, and you actually despise my bad breath!"
At this time, the national teacher actually came over.
Ouyang Feng didn't want the national teacher to see his "sexy" appearance, so he resolutely taught Hong Qilai to sing a song.
"I can only use one sentence, a poem that contains my sincerity and I recite it with my heart, begging you," Hong Qi began to sing.
"Girl, please listen to me. After listening to my sentence, I hope you will, and you won't dislike it."
"Actually, I, this sentence, this sentence, this sentence has only three words, all of them are three, one, two, three."
Suddenly Hong Qi suddenly turned around: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, you, you, you!"
The sense of rhythm made Hong Qi and the junior sister couldn't help but nod along with the rhythm.
Ouyang Feng did not know where to get a spoon and a chopstick, and put it on his mouth as if to accompany him: "Let's come, let's call, let's come, don't frown, let's come, let's call, And you, oh shout, let me come to you, to you, to you, to you, joy to you, joy to you, I love you, I love you"
Hong Qi flew into the sky for a while, and jumped on the big tree for a while.
Ouyang Feng waved his hands as if he was directing.
The little junior sister who listened to it also wanted to smile, it was really eighteen years of Huachun's heartbeat!
Shout directly: "I promise you!"
It's a pity that Hong Qi was too excited, when he rushed to the little junior sister, he didn't stop, and directly hit the little junior sister and turned around for three and a half weeks!
(End of this chapter)
Prince Duan turned into a singer and sang in front of Huang Yaoshi.
While chasing Huang Yaoshi, he almost had nowhere to go, and ran around in fright.
They even got vomited out!
It’s fine if it’s Prince Duan’s women’s attire, the key is to wink at Prince Duan in various ways, drag him to dance, and open his “bloody mouth” lustfully, not to mention Huang Yaoshi, it’s the audience at the scene All the movie fans have long been laughing up and down.
Damn, this women's costume is simply scary.
In the end, he pouted to "kiss", but Huang Yaoshi was completely scared and passed out.
When Huang Yaoshi woke up, he had a fit of alcohol, and asked him to treat Prince Duan in women's clothing as the third princess, and came up to confess: "Third princess, don't leave me again."
Prince Duan pretended to be coquettish: "I won't tell you anymore."
Then Huang Yaoshi naturally chased after him.
As a result, Huang Yaoshi came forward and praised him for his beauty, and even sang "Shuangfeiyan"!
"Beautiful beauty, rare to see in a thousand years, the scent of orchid musk makes me dizzy!"
"."
"Love is stronger than gold, inseparable from you, always in love with you"
The audience who watched this part were completely convinced, it was the most outrageous part of the spectrum, because many people actually thought that the two of them sang this part of "Shuangfeiyan" very well.
"Hey, can you say "I love you" to me now?"
"Isn't that simple? Listen carefully, I love you, I love you."
As a result, before he could say it for the third time, he was so overwhelmed by the thick smoke that Prince Duan wanted to ascend to immortality that he couldn't speak.
As for why Shengxian smokes, well, who the hell cares about that?
It's over if it's funny, it's an absurd comedy in the first place.
Prince Duan thought he was going to ascend to immortality, but because Huang Yaoshi didn't say it three times enough, his lower body became immortal, but only one head remained.
Suddenly, the comedy turned into a horror movie.
"Wow, you missed a word of I love you just now, you have to have the beginning and the end, you are sincere!" Prince Duan also knew what was going on, and only the remaining head flew over.
After Huang Yaoshi woke up, he saw the third princess, but the third princess treated her coldly, which made him puzzled. How could his attitude change so much?
"Ah, I see, she must be blaming me for missing the word I love you!"
Then when he turned his head, he saw the tearful Prince Duan with only one head left.
"Let's say I love you once!" Huang Yaoshi was scared and ran away.
Poor Prince Duan is still halfway to becoming a fairy, so he can only fly around chasing the sincere person.
Huang Yaoshi called for help while running, and happened to meet Zhou Botong, who was looking for the "most terrifying hidden weapon in human history" - the owner of the pair of invincible flying shoes.
Seeing the flying head, Zhou Botong was not afraid: "It's such a big hidden weapon, let you try our Quanzhen's Whirlwind Kick!"
Zhou Botong kicked in a roundabout and directly kicked Prince Duan out as if it were a ball.
Seeing the flying head attacking, Huang Yaoshi actually made a move to hang the golden hook upside down.
So the horror movie that was originally chased by Feitou became a sports channel in an instant!
A few people showed off their skills to each other, what a headbutt, solo out to sea, football turned into volleyball again!
Poor Prince Duan failed to succeed in his career, failed to become a fairy, and turned into a ball.
Then there was another wonderful dribble, and finally passed four people in a row, and ended with a volley shot.
The third princess followed the voice of Prince Duan and came over, but this time Huang Yaoshi finally had the chance to say that to her.
And Prince Duan's flying head, which he heard from afar, finally caught up with the opportunity.
When Huang Yaoshi said "Third Princess, I love you", he just flew in front of him.
Successfully swallowed the third sentence "I love you!"
Although Huang Yaoshi was quite frightened, Prince Duan got his wish and turned into a cloud of green smoke.
On the other side, Hong Qi and Ouyang Feng were still entangled with the junior sister.
Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi booed in the grass, Ouyang Feng booed a lot, but Hong Qi didn't have a drop.
"Are you sick? Didn't you have a drop of urine?"
"I'm not sick, I just can't figure out some things, you see, will she like me?" Hong Qi asked Ouyang Feng, pointing to the little junior sister not far away.
"You really want me to tell?" Ouyang Feng glanced at it and asked in embarrassment.
"I asked you, of course I want you to tell."
"You are so frustrated, who would like you?" Ouyang Feng spoke the truth.
As a result, Hong Qi was beaten violently.
"Okay, it's you who asked me to say it, to be honest, you hit me again!" Ouyang Feng said aggrievedly.
"Stop talking nonsense, come up with an idea for me!"
In the end, Ouyang Feng actually let him commit suicide.
"This is very romantic!" Ouyang Feng coaxed.
"Okay, let's go together!" Hong Qi said while grabbing his shoulder.
"One piece? It's none of my business, I won't go!" How could Ouyang Feng be willing to go.
"You're not going! Tell me to go? Is there any other way?"
"It's not easy. You just push her to the woods, and then cook the raw rice. If necessary, I can hold her hands for you."
Listening to Ouyang Feng's tiger-wolf words, the audience stared wide-eyed. As expected of you, although it was a bit miserable, it is true that Sausage Mouth can't change your villain's personality at all!
It's just a pity that Hong Qi is not Ouyang Feng, so poor Ouyang Feng, the big villain, got slapped again.
"Sexy, is there anyone who is more gentle?"
"Svenness depends on talent."
This is obviously nothing ridiculous, but seeing that sausage mouth and that look in the eyes immediately made people want to laugh.
"No, if you want to win a girl's heart, you must rely on your eyes! Look at me!" Ouyang Feng continued.
He lowered his head and looked up: "Isn't it sexy?"
As a result, Hong Qi couldn't help laughing out loud, and the audience in the theater couldn't help laughing too.
Sex is not sexy?
No matter how sexy your eyes are, they are not as eye-catching as your sausage mouth!
"It's not sexy, it's funny!" Hong Qi expressed the audience's aspirations.
"This? How is this possible? Look at it more clearly!" Ouyang Feng seemed to have been hit. How could his sexy eyes, which were always invincible, be funny?
Just one more time, still funny, not sexy.
This made him a little annoyed: "I won't help you anymore!"
"Okay, okay, come again, I won't laugh anymore!" Hong Qi said holding back Ouyang Feng with a suppressed smile.
This time Ouyang Feng looked back and smiled: "Is it cool?"
"It's so cool, you have bad breath!" Hong Qi said perfunctorily at first, and then said again.
"Banana, you stinky bastard, I have come to help you from all over the world, and you actually despise my bad breath!"
At this time, the national teacher actually came over.
Ouyang Feng didn't want the national teacher to see his "sexy" appearance, so he resolutely taught Hong Qilai to sing a song.
"I can only use one sentence, a poem that contains my sincerity and I recite it with my heart, begging you," Hong Qi began to sing.
"Girl, please listen to me. After listening to my sentence, I hope you will, and you won't dislike it."
"Actually, I, this sentence, this sentence, this sentence has only three words, all of them are three, one, two, three."
Suddenly Hong Qi suddenly turned around: "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, you, you, you!"
The sense of rhythm made Hong Qi and the junior sister couldn't help but nod along with the rhythm.
Ouyang Feng did not know where to get a spoon and a chopstick, and put it on his mouth as if to accompany him: "Let's come, let's call, let's come, don't frown, let's come, let's call, And you, oh shout, let me come to you, to you, to you, to you, joy to you, joy to you, I love you, I love you"
Hong Qi flew into the sky for a while, and jumped on the big tree for a while.
Ouyang Feng waved his hands as if he was directing.
The little junior sister who listened to it also wanted to smile, it was really eighteen years of Huachun's heartbeat!
Shout directly: "I promise you!"
It's a pity that Hong Qi was too excited, when he rushed to the little junior sister, he didn't stop, and directly hit the little junior sister and turned around for three and a half weeks!
(End of this chapter)
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