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Chapter 991 I am a duck!

Here, Hong Qi finally succeeded in getting his cousin with a wave of singing and dancing.

It can be regarded as fulfilled.

On the other side, in Danxia Mountain and Jiuyin Bone Cave, the three princesses and Huang Yaoshi are also staging their stories.

It's just a pity that the third princess was so scared and confused by Prince Duan's flying head.

"Duan Lang, you are so kind to me!" The third princess said to Huang Yaoshi with a sweet smile.

But Huang Yaoshi looked helpless: "Third Princess, I told you that I am not your Duan Lang!"

Three animals poked their heads out secretly: "Someone is coming, it's so scary!"

Zhou Botong hugged the boot that killed his senior brother, and looked sympathetic to Huang Yaoshi: "Wang Yaoshi is so pitiful, it was a waste of his infatuated love for the third princess, and the third princess herself is too weak, to be taken by that heartless man." Prince Duan was taken aback, and now he is out of his mind!"

Huang Yaoshi looked helpless.

The third princess took his arm affectionately: "It's a pity that my father's vengeance has not been avenged, otherwise I really hope you marry me right away, Duan Lang!" She said and leaned her head on Huang Yaoshi's shoulder.

Although it is a happy thing for a crush to finally fall into the embrace of the goddess, but at this time, the third princess is still talking about each other, which makes him want to cry without tears!
Even thought of it.
"Why do you force yourself to smile?" Zhou Botong sighed while hugging his boots.

Huang Yaoshi, who was already smiling, immediately embraced Zhou Botong and cried, that was an exaggeration.

"Why do you even know what to ask?"

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't be sad!"

"Come on, try this boot, after you try this boot, your mood will improve." Zhou Botong said with a chuckle.

Suddenly, Huang Yaoshi was so sad that he was heartbroken: "Don't try it, I must wear this boot just right, I'll tell you the truth, I killed your brother! Kill me!"

"Oh, you are really considerate, come on, let me "peel"!" Zhou Botong immediately wanted to fulfill his wish.

"I promise there will be no pain!"

But Huang Yaoshi begged to die, but the third princess refused!

"You can't kill my Duan Lang!" The third princess stopped Huang Yaoshi in front of him and protected him behind him.

But the more she behaved like this, the more Huang Yaoshi wanted to die!

Huang Yaoshi pushed the third princess away and opened his hands: "Kill me!"

As a result, the third princess was pushed to the ground, just lying on the feet of the national teacher.

It's just that the third princess has lost her mind, and when she looked up, she directly called the national teacher to be "Father Emperor!"

In order to cooperate with the three princesses, Huang Yaoshi asked everyone to act and call Guoshi to be the emperor.

Just at this time, Junior Sister and Hong Qi came together.

Ouyang Feng also came along with him.

Ouyang Feng was still holding the pig's ears and sausage mouth, and when he saw that the third princess was here, he immediately looked proud: "The mantis, the cicada, and the oriole are behind you, this time you won't be able to escape my clutches!"

But the funny thing is, just as he finished speaking, a black "magic palm" appeared from behind him!
The gorilla directly took Ouyang Feng hostage!

A group of people are acting for the third princess. Well, although this is a bit nonsense, Huang Yaoshi wanted to die a moment ago, but at this time, he came to let everyone perform a big play together.

The key is what is the use to the three princesses?

As a result, Zhou Botong used the boot to "pestle" Huang Yaoshi from behind when he was kneeling.

After all, the junior sister and Huang Yaoshi were childhood sweethearts. Although she had accepted her cousin's confession, she naturally stepped forward to care for her brother when she saw her brother was injured.

But this directly overturned Hong Qi, who was a big jealousy!
"I knew you liked him!" Jealousy made Hong Qi completely unrecognizable.

"Cousin, you have to learn to control yourself!" the little junior sister pointed at Hong Qi.

Hong Qi became more and more separated: "You yell at me in front of him, okay, I will control myself!"

Then he rolled up his sleeves and went to the other side of Jiuyin Bone Cave and began to "control himself!"

"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Rumble!Crackling!

The whole cave was shaken.

Zhou Botong was startled: "Wow, he's crazier than me!"

On the other side, Huang Yaoshi asked the junior sister: "Junior sister, do you like him?"

Junior Sister hesitated for a moment or nodded, as for what do you like about him?
Who knows, maybe it's because he sings well?Maybe it's sloppy?

Maybe it's because of the ability to jump up and down?

"Let me help you!" Huang Yaoshi decided to fulfill his junior sister and her cousin!

Then go to Hong Qi and tell him: "Brother, don't be so angry, my junior sister actually likes her very much!!"

"How do you know?" Jealousy has already changed Hong Qi beyond recognition!asked fiercely.

"She just told me!" Huang Yaoshi said.

It's just that he underestimated Hong Qi's wonderful jealous nature.

"How dare you talk to her? You are miserable!" Hong Qi punched Huang Yaoshi in the face.

How could Huang Yaoshi bear it: "You hit me?"

"Finger magic power!"

"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

"Tiger Crane Double Shape!"

"The great sage splits the hexagrams!"

"The fairy guides the way!"

"Monkey steals peaches!"

All these martial arts were shouted out, but what left the audience speechless was that they couldn't see the two fighting at all when they only heard the crackling sound.

Then Huang Yaoshi ran out clutching his crotch: "A majestic leader of the beggar gang actually uses monkeys to steal peaches in such an indecent way!"

"What, what? You're not much better, you spit and spit, and I'm all wet!"

The audience in the theater was taken aback, what the hell?

What trick requires spitting, and the person who vomits is wet all over?
Isn't it a master trick?
How did it become spitting and monkeys stealing peaches?
I can't make up this picture!
Ouyang Feng was caught by three animals, and shivered there.

"Why is this guy more scared than us? I think we can scare him to death!"

"well!"

The three animals yelled at Ouyang Feng, trying to scare him.

Ouyang Feng was really frightened.

"Are you scared? Tell me quickly, what are you doing here?"

"Huh? Eagles can also talk?" Ouyang Feng was puzzled.

"Who said I'm a bird, I'm a starling, okay?" The eagle actually boasted that he was a starling.

"But I'm taller, who are you?"

As witty as Ouyang Feng, but the big villain came, before facing Hong Qi was purely unlucky, and facing the three animals was not easy.

So: "Human? I'm not human!"

"Aren't you human?" The three stupid animals wondered.

"Have you ever seen someone with such big ears and such a big mouth?" Ouyang Feng pointed to his "pig ears" and "sausage mouth"!
"Then what are you? Tell me!"

The camera looked down from top to bottom, Ouyang Feng squatted on the ground, put his hands on his waist, and raised his head: "I am a duck!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

"God damn duck, but it looks alike!"

"Who the hell can tell me, do ducks have such big ears?"

The theater was immediately amused by Ouyang Feng's scene!
So, this kind of absurd comedy really can't care about logic.

Anyway, it can be as funny as it is!
However, the funnier ones are yet to come!

(End of this chapter)