Yanzi Valley of Jingcheng

Chapter 78

"What a shame! You're back!"

A long-haired old aunt with a charming figure opened the door for Xiao Jie, twisting her buttocks.

"Mom... why are you here?"

Just after Xiao Jie and Hu Hai returned home after meeting at the bar, he saw that his mother had already "entered the house", his face was full of astonishment.

The long-haired old aunt raised her waist and looked unhappy, "My son lives here, this is my home, why can't I be here?!"

The aunt's long hair draped behind her head was dyed a somewhat tacky begonia red, her waist-waisted floral dress reached her ankles, and she wore a silver-gray iwatch on her wrist that didn't match her outfit.

This middle-aged aunt is Xiao Jie's mother, Xiao Qianxing.

Xiao Qianxing was originally Xiao Jie's father's name, but since his father passed away in a car accident nine years ago, Xiao Jie's mother changed her name to her husband's name, word for word.

"Brother!" A handsome boy ran out of the kitchen and called Xiao Jie affectionately.

The big boy has a crisp voice, his name is Xiao Lie, he just finished the college entrance examination this year, and he is about to come to Qingyang to study at university. It is the summer vacation before the start of school, so Xiao Jie sent a copy of the apartment key home, and asked his younger brother to come and settle down first. foot.

Except that Xiao Lie was about the same height as Xiao Jie, the two of them didn't look much alike. Later, when Du Jing saw Xiao Lie for the first time, her eyeballs almost fell out. She grabbed Guan Sha and shook her desperately, "Damn it! Come on! His name is Xiao Lie, and he looks like Xiao Lie! This is Xiao Lie in reality!"

Guan Sha was taken aback by Du Jing, "What Xiao Lie does he look like? His name is Xiao Lie, who does he look like?!"

"No! I'm talking about Commander Xiao Lie! All night's night is the ghost No. 18 commander Xiao Lie in "Outside the Sanqing Gate"!" Du Jing said as he took out his mobile phone and opened the novel "Outside the Sanqing Gate". "The passage describing Xiao Lie was shown to Guan Sha.

Xiao Lie, the commander of the ghosts, guards No.18 Palace, the forbidden area of ​​the royal family. He has soft and gentle eyebrow marks and eyeliner. Become famous in battle; when Yuan Ji ravaged the earth ghosts, in the end he saved the earth ghosts and left nine temples because of his battle. Now, if you talk about the top fighters in the six realms of the world, everyone knows that the immortals have Qi Xiao, and Xuan Yuan has full ears. , Earth ghosts have Xiaolie.

After watching it, Guan Sha frowned even tighter, "What is this...it's a mess..."

Guan Sha couldn't remember a lot of names of people and places in fantasy novels, but she couldn't deny that the appearance description in this passage was very suitable for Xiao Jie, his own brother. Xiao Lie really couldn't be described as handsome, but beautiful. It's like soaking in milk.

Guan Sha thought about the two brothers, one named Xiao Jie and the other Xiao Lie, how much their parents liked having four dots of water in their names... Could it be that their family lacked water in the five elements?

"Why are you here so soon?" Xiao Jie went into the room and put down the bag.

"Get familiar with the environment in advance!" Xiao Lie said happily, glanced at his mother by the way, and hurriedly complained to Xiao Jie, "Well... Mom insisted on following her during the summer vacation, and even snatched the iWatch you gave me!"

"Who snatched it?! You don't wear it yourself! It's moldy!" She turned to Xiao Jie, "I said, don't keep giving things to Xiao Nuo! How many times have I said that!"

Xiao Lie didn't seem to care about his mother's complaints, he pointed to the kitchen and said to Xiao Jie: "Brother, why is your house empty without an apron! It made me have to go out to buy vegetables, and then your community building The next store doesn’t have any, so I still take a taxi to buy it, the taxi fare is too expensive!”

"Don't you know how to deliver fresh food?" Xiao Jie said, "Order online, and it will arrive within two hours." At this moment, he noticed a pile of cheese milk tea and soft bread on the coffee table, and frowned, "Mom, milk tea Drink less, this stuff has too much caffeine."

Xiao Qianxing hurriedly ran over to protect her milk tea, "This is fruit juice! Zhizhi berry! No milk! No tea! Try the cheese on it!" He said and handed a cup of milk tea to Xiao Jie's mouth, "Daddy Well, let me tell you! Don’t use a straw, just lift it up and drink it like this, make sure the strawberry juice below flows into your mouth through the cheese..."

"No, mom..." Xiao Jie instinctively turned his head away.

Every time he faces Xiao Qianxing, Xiao Jie has a big head, because apart from the style of clothes, this woman is quite old-fashioned, and she doesn't have any qualities that should be possessed by the post-50s and post-60s generation.

What young people like, Xiao Qianxing also likes, milk tea, B station, Douyin, board games, online games, script killing and even real CS Xiao Qianxing are all the same.

若说当年是谁把单机游戏《仙剑奇侠传》1、2、3、4、5以及《古剑奇谭》全部玩通关的，就是萧干星——萧大妈。

Of course, the reason why Aunt Xiao has such a youthful attitude is simply because she is a middle school teacher, and she completely integrates herself with the students, letting those restless youth and unruly souls surround her every day.

Although her age has passed, her heart is trying to catch up with the pace of the times.

"Little Niao! You persuade your brother to let him try it!" Aunt Xiao stared at Xiao Lie, "Your brother is just a stubborn old man! He doesn't want to try anything! So is milk tea! So is the girl!"

"Mom, where are you talking..." Xiao Jie pushed back the Zhizhiberry that Xiao Lie handed over while undoing his tie.

Aunt Xiao gave her two sons nicknames, one being Big Nuo and the other being Little Nuo. The word "Nao" is composed of one "no" and one "good", which adds up to "bad", which means cowardice and incompetence. Two "bad" is "good", negative negative equals positive, this is Aunt Xiao's logic.

"Have you brought everything?" Xiao Jie asked Xiao Lie.

"I've brought them all, and I'm just waiting to report to the school, but I don't want to go to the dormitory now. Brother, this place is great, it's big and wide, and the scenery is good. It's just a few subway stops away from our school..."

"That's not going to work!" Aunt Xiao immediately winked at Xiao Lie, "It's not convenient!"

"It's not inconvenient. If you want to live, you can live there. The dormitory must be a bunk bed, which is uncomfortable." Xiao Jie took his clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

As soon as the bathroom door was closed by Xiao Jie, Xiao Lie received a light slap from his mother on the back of the head, "You go to the dormitory! Did you hear that! Don't bother your brother!"

"It's not inconvenient!" Xiao Lie frowned. He was afraid that Xiao Jie would hear what he said next, so he leaned into Aunt Xiao's ear and whispered, "I just searched inside and out, sofa, carpet, bed floor... ...I didn't find a hair that was a little bit longer..."

"You are stupid! What if this woman has short hair?"

"Impossible!" Xiao Lie said firmly, "My brother told me that he likes girls with long hair."

Aunt Xiao snatched Zhizhi Berry from Xiao Lie's hand, "Anyway, anyway, there may be sometime, don't have any at that time, because you are a bastard, it's not easy to take home! Don't spoil your brother's good deeds for me! ! Your brother is old too! Did you hear that! Even a man can’t delay like this!”

(End of this chapter)