The war of resistance against mountains is heavy
Chapter 631 A Brilliant Idea
Chapter 631 A Brilliant Idea
"My, my old Aunt Wang, what's her name?" Seeing the female student lower her head at this moment, Hou Wangshan asked to relieve the atmosphere.
After all, Hou Wangshan is not a stupid person, and he is the one who has become a family member, even though the family is gone again.
One person is single and two people are home. As long as two people hold hands, the house will be home without tiles.
It's just that things have changed, at least others can't see Hou Wangshan's grief on the surface, but his "Old Aunt Wang" just made Ju Hongxia jump!
"What do you call me?" Ju Hongxia asked Hou Kanshan a little bit annoyed.
At this moment, all the soldiers in the room burst into laughter.
That's right, why didn't we think that although Ju Hongxia is young, she is now Wang Laomao's de facto daughter-in-law, so they call Wang Laomao "Old Wang Uncle", so shouldn't they call Ju Hongxia "Old Aunt Wang"?
Sure enough, Hou Kanshan answered Ju Hongxia's embarrassment in this way: "Then you belong to our old Uncle Wang's family, so shouldn't we call you Aunt Wang? Wouldn't it be a mess of generations if you called him anything else?"
.
"You—that's not okay either! You're calling me old!" Ju Hongxia said angrily.
In terms of age, she is actually about the same as Hou Wangshan and the others, but who told her to follow Old Mao Wang? Is there something wrong with calling her "Old Aunt Wang"?Nothing wrong!
"That's not right, you mean my old Uncle Wang?" Hou Kanshan Kaba rolled his eyes and asked.
Hou Wangshan doesn't export easily, but this export is different.
At this time, Ju Hongxia realized that she was actually surrounded by Hou Kanshan, in other words, she fell into Hou Kanshan's language trap.
If this Ju Hongxia is different from ordinary women after all, once she found out that she must not continue to argue on this issue, she was not annoyed, and instead smiled: "You old Uncle Wang is not old, you are young!"
.
As for Ju Hongxia's words, the soldiers were dumbfounded. What they said really had a pun in it!
It's just that some of the soldiers were about to laugh just after thinking about it, but Qiu Bo started coughing loudly, "Ah, cough".
When Qiu Bo coughed like this, the soldiers finally held back their laughter.
This topic really can't be continued anymore, as the saying goes, "If the parties don't feel embarrassed, then the people who eat melons will be embarrassed."
Ju Hongxia spoke fieryly, but behind their backs, these soldiers said strange things about the old couple Wang Laomao and Ju Hongxia, such as old cows eating tender grass, such as a tree of snow-white pear blossoms and a delicate and charming crabapple. It is possible, but they would never say such nasty words in person. First, they are not that kind of pervert.Second, if they dare to mess around with Ju Hongxia without seniority, if the old hat Wang knows, won't he beat them out of the shit? !
This kind of situation is like in public places, some Northeast men and Northeast women fight together to gain some verbal advantage. If it is that kind of gentle woman, it is usually shameful to say that the man is "not serious." ", but if it's that kind of woman with a pungent personality, then she won't give up. She may reply, "Come on, then I'll give birth to you! Whoever dares to be a bastard!"
Just such a sentence, the flirtatious man will be turned red by the counter-general, he doesn't dare to answer the question at all, so he can only turn around and leave!
And here is another question involved, that is why the flirtatious man dare not continue this topic.
The reason is, just because the wife of a man from the Northeast is also from the Northeast, if that man dares to gossip about his life and death, his wife is definitely not a vegetarian!
Because of all of the above, Qiu Bo finally hinted that the soldiers could not continue this topic, but there are exceptions after all, for example, someone whispered, "Not old yet? The old eyebrows are so eye-catching."
It's just that the person who spoke was ignored by everyone, because it was Hu Zhuzi who spoke.
Hu Zhuzi, that's a real tiger, definitely not a fake tiger, he didn't understand the embarrassment hidden in the simple conversation just now.
It's just that who knows as much as him, so Hu Zhuzi's muttering was ignored by everyone, but the embarrassment remained the same.
"Cough, cough." The false cough sounded again, but to be precise, it was more like a throat clearing.
Chen Hanwen successfully attracted everyone's attention, and then everyone saw that Chen Hanwen was pretending to be innocent, but looked at Fangba and chanted: "Sad Qin and Han scriptures, the palaces and palaces have been filled with soil. Xing, the people are suffering." .Death, people."
Chen Hanwen usually has the habit of drawing words, but after Chutian joined, he restrained this habit a lot, because he really can't compare with Chutian in writing.
And because he is so sour, sometimes he speaks a bit out of tune with those lower Liba people, for this reason he is often ridiculed by everyone.
However, this time he succeeded. He successfully used the ancient song "Hillside Sheep" to transform the embarrassment that was permeating the air.
"Xiu Cai's words are reasonable." Qiu Bo quickly praised.
Originally, Zhang Yanghao's Yuan song "Shanpo Yangtong Caring for the Ancients" was not a profound song.
Everyone boasted together, but at this time the door opened, and the first person who opened the door to come in was old hat Wang in casual attire.
"Oh, old Uncle Wang is back!" The soldiers who were lying or lying or leaning stood up together. At this time, the atmosphere just now was forgotten by Qiqi, and it would be the right time to find Shang Zhen and meet Shang Zhen. What happened, and what followed naturally was a lot of gibberish, "How is it, old Uncle Wang, did you find it?"
Uncle Wang glanced at the people in the room but didn't reply. Instead, he directly picked up an uncovered teapot on the table in the room, raised his neck, and poured it "gudongdong".
The water in the teapot was already cold, but Old Mao Wang was so anxious to drink the water that he drank all the tasteless tea root in his stomach.
At this time, Qian Chuaner, who came in with Wang Laomao, had already said: "There is no news. The Jiangwang Temple has been occupied by Japanese devils. There are still many traitors. It's over and let the traitors keep up. It's not easy." Shake your tail!"
When Qian Chuaner said that, it meant that Shang Zhen was not found, and at this moment Ma Erhuzi asked, "Did you kill Yiba who followed?"
"What are you doing?" The third person who entered the room was the little dustpan, but he had already interjected, "If there is a big commotion, let's run away, in case the little devil finds out that Shang Zhen is there."
The little dustpan said "Oh" and fell silent.
"What the hell, the sky has changed, it has become the sky of the Japanese. Not only can you not find Shang boy, but there is no news at all in Nanjing City. I guess the little devil is tightly blocked." At this time, Old Mao Wang said.
After Wang Laomao said this, the soldiers who were all concerned about Shang Zhen's news looked at each other in blank dismay.
Men generally don't express their concern for a certain person. They have been with Shang Zhen for many years. If Shang Zhen can't be found, although they don't believe that anything will happen to Shang Zhen, but this But my heart has already dripped (lifted) and I can't let it go.
"What the hell can I do?" Ma Erhu rubbed his hands anxiously, and started to grind around the room.
It's just that the room is not big. Although not all of them are in this room, there are more than ten people in it, so how can he slip?
But Ma Erhuzi saw Chu Tian who squeezed into the room and was drinking water in his anxiety.
Originally, Chutian didn't have to go to this kind of spying task, but Chutian asked to go, and the soldiers called it "atonement".
Isn't that atonement?
If it wasn't for the female student chasing the cat, if he didn't chase the female student, Shang Zhen wouldn't have to chase him, so how could Shang Zhen be separated from everyone!
"How dare you have the face to drink water?" Ma Erhuzi started cursing, and he was naturally scolding Chu Tian, "If Shang Zhen can't be found, I'll fuck you up and fart!"
This is the way people in the Northeast speak. It is really easy to understand when you speak in a hurry!
Chu Tian was dumbfounded again, if he is not to blame for this matter, who else is to blame?
So he, who was holding a water ladle, only drank half of the water and couldn't drink it anymore.
You know, Shang Zhen's group is not an old-style army, but you can't say they are a later people's army.
They don't have a political commissar here who specializes in ideological work, and now that Ma Erhuzi is scolding Chutian, but he is scolding everyone's heart, who will sympathize with Chutian?Anyone who doesn't follow Ma Erhuzi to scold Chu Tian is considered a good person!
Chu Tian's pretty face turned red again, and if he couldn't find Shang Zhen again, he would have to continue to be scolded.
I have to say this, people's body parts are often congested, and they may really turn red. If Chutian is always scolded like this, not to mention the debt of conscience for a lifetime, then he may really turn from a child to a white face. Guan Gong's face is gone!
To be honest, Chu Tian was always afraid of his companions, but now seeing everyone staring at him, not to mention he was ready to die, but if he couldn't find Shang Zhen, he would never want to look up to him in his life. Let's start!
Ma Erhuzi started to scold Chutian now, it was like the prelude before the storm, other people who had a bad temper would have to continue scolding.
But at this time, the female student suddenly said timidly: "This is my fault, and it's useless for you to blame us. But I have an idea, don't know if it will work?"
Now everyone has disliked Chutian, if anyone dares to jump out to protect Chutian at this time, with the fiery temper of the Northeast people, they will definitely beat up the old kid who protects him!
It's just that all things in the world are extremely soft in nature, but they can penetrate stones with water drops and overcome rigidity with softness.
So at this time, when the soft and weak female student spoke, it made all the men who were about to burst into anger temporarily suppress the urge to shake their fists at Chu Tian. ,
"What ideas do you have?" Qiu Bo asked at this time.
After all, Qiu Bo was a bit more mature than the others, even though he looked at Chu Tian hatefully.
"I remember you said that Shang Zhen's nickname is Ma Gan'er, right?" the female student said, and then she continued without waiting for confirmation, "Since his nickname is Ma Gan'er, then we can use Bai Hui or something in Jiangwangmiao, write big characters, just write 'collecting hemp' or 'seeking hemp', no, just write 'collecting nettles', doesn't that kind of hemp stick know that we are looking for him? "
Although the female student spoke shyly, she spoke very quickly this time.
She didn't wait for others to confirm Shang Zhen's nickname before speaking her mind. Obviously, she was afraid that the group of Northeast people with explosive tempers would not let her speak again!
(End of this chapter)
"My, my old Aunt Wang, what's her name?" Seeing the female student lower her head at this moment, Hou Wangshan asked to relieve the atmosphere.
After all, Hou Wangshan is not a stupid person, and he is the one who has become a family member, even though the family is gone again.
One person is single and two people are home. As long as two people hold hands, the house will be home without tiles.
It's just that things have changed, at least others can't see Hou Wangshan's grief on the surface, but his "Old Aunt Wang" just made Ju Hongxia jump!
"What do you call me?" Ju Hongxia asked Hou Kanshan a little bit annoyed.
At this moment, all the soldiers in the room burst into laughter.
That's right, why didn't we think that although Ju Hongxia is young, she is now Wang Laomao's de facto daughter-in-law, so they call Wang Laomao "Old Wang Uncle", so shouldn't they call Ju Hongxia "Old Aunt Wang"?
Sure enough, Hou Kanshan answered Ju Hongxia's embarrassment in this way: "Then you belong to our old Uncle Wang's family, so shouldn't we call you Aunt Wang? Wouldn't it be a mess of generations if you called him anything else?"
.
"You—that's not okay either! You're calling me old!" Ju Hongxia said angrily.
In terms of age, she is actually about the same as Hou Wangshan and the others, but who told her to follow Old Mao Wang? Is there something wrong with calling her "Old Aunt Wang"?Nothing wrong!
"That's not right, you mean my old Uncle Wang?" Hou Kanshan Kaba rolled his eyes and asked.
Hou Wangshan doesn't export easily, but this export is different.
At this time, Ju Hongxia realized that she was actually surrounded by Hou Kanshan, in other words, she fell into Hou Kanshan's language trap.
If this Ju Hongxia is different from ordinary women after all, once she found out that she must not continue to argue on this issue, she was not annoyed, and instead smiled: "You old Uncle Wang is not old, you are young!"
.
As for Ju Hongxia's words, the soldiers were dumbfounded. What they said really had a pun in it!
It's just that some of the soldiers were about to laugh just after thinking about it, but Qiu Bo started coughing loudly, "Ah, cough".
When Qiu Bo coughed like this, the soldiers finally held back their laughter.
This topic really can't be continued anymore, as the saying goes, "If the parties don't feel embarrassed, then the people who eat melons will be embarrassed."
Ju Hongxia spoke fieryly, but behind their backs, these soldiers said strange things about the old couple Wang Laomao and Ju Hongxia, such as old cows eating tender grass, such as a tree of snow-white pear blossoms and a delicate and charming crabapple. It is possible, but they would never say such nasty words in person. First, they are not that kind of pervert.Second, if they dare to mess around with Ju Hongxia without seniority, if the old hat Wang knows, won't he beat them out of the shit? !
This kind of situation is like in public places, some Northeast men and Northeast women fight together to gain some verbal advantage. If it is that kind of gentle woman, it is usually shameful to say that the man is "not serious." ", but if it's that kind of woman with a pungent personality, then she won't give up. She may reply, "Come on, then I'll give birth to you! Whoever dares to be a bastard!"
Just such a sentence, the flirtatious man will be turned red by the counter-general, he doesn't dare to answer the question at all, so he can only turn around and leave!
And here is another question involved, that is why the flirtatious man dare not continue this topic.
The reason is, just because the wife of a man from the Northeast is also from the Northeast, if that man dares to gossip about his life and death, his wife is definitely not a vegetarian!
Because of all of the above, Qiu Bo finally hinted that the soldiers could not continue this topic, but there are exceptions after all, for example, someone whispered, "Not old yet? The old eyebrows are so eye-catching."
It's just that the person who spoke was ignored by everyone, because it was Hu Zhuzi who spoke.
Hu Zhuzi, that's a real tiger, definitely not a fake tiger, he didn't understand the embarrassment hidden in the simple conversation just now.
It's just that who knows as much as him, so Hu Zhuzi's muttering was ignored by everyone, but the embarrassment remained the same.
"Cough, cough." The false cough sounded again, but to be precise, it was more like a throat clearing.
Chen Hanwen successfully attracted everyone's attention, and then everyone saw that Chen Hanwen was pretending to be innocent, but looked at Fangba and chanted: "Sad Qin and Han scriptures, the palaces and palaces have been filled with soil. Xing, the people are suffering." .Death, people."
Chen Hanwen usually has the habit of drawing words, but after Chutian joined, he restrained this habit a lot, because he really can't compare with Chutian in writing.
And because he is so sour, sometimes he speaks a bit out of tune with those lower Liba people, for this reason he is often ridiculed by everyone.
However, this time he succeeded. He successfully used the ancient song "Hillside Sheep" to transform the embarrassment that was permeating the air.
"Xiu Cai's words are reasonable." Qiu Bo quickly praised.
Originally, Zhang Yanghao's Yuan song "Shanpo Yangtong Caring for the Ancients" was not a profound song.
Everyone boasted together, but at this time the door opened, and the first person who opened the door to come in was old hat Wang in casual attire.
"Oh, old Uncle Wang is back!" The soldiers who were lying or lying or leaning stood up together. At this time, the atmosphere just now was forgotten by Qiqi, and it would be the right time to find Shang Zhen and meet Shang Zhen. What happened, and what followed naturally was a lot of gibberish, "How is it, old Uncle Wang, did you find it?"
Uncle Wang glanced at the people in the room but didn't reply. Instead, he directly picked up an uncovered teapot on the table in the room, raised his neck, and poured it "gudongdong".
The water in the teapot was already cold, but Old Mao Wang was so anxious to drink the water that he drank all the tasteless tea root in his stomach.
At this time, Qian Chuaner, who came in with Wang Laomao, had already said: "There is no news. The Jiangwang Temple has been occupied by Japanese devils. There are still many traitors. It's over and let the traitors keep up. It's not easy." Shake your tail!"
When Qian Chuaner said that, it meant that Shang Zhen was not found, and at this moment Ma Erhuzi asked, "Did you kill Yiba who followed?"
"What are you doing?" The third person who entered the room was the little dustpan, but he had already interjected, "If there is a big commotion, let's run away, in case the little devil finds out that Shang Zhen is there."
The little dustpan said "Oh" and fell silent.
"What the hell, the sky has changed, it has become the sky of the Japanese. Not only can you not find Shang boy, but there is no news at all in Nanjing City. I guess the little devil is tightly blocked." At this time, Old Mao Wang said.
After Wang Laomao said this, the soldiers who were all concerned about Shang Zhen's news looked at each other in blank dismay.
Men generally don't express their concern for a certain person. They have been with Shang Zhen for many years. If Shang Zhen can't be found, although they don't believe that anything will happen to Shang Zhen, but this But my heart has already dripped (lifted) and I can't let it go.
"What the hell can I do?" Ma Erhu rubbed his hands anxiously, and started to grind around the room.
It's just that the room is not big. Although not all of them are in this room, there are more than ten people in it, so how can he slip?
But Ma Erhuzi saw Chu Tian who squeezed into the room and was drinking water in his anxiety.
Originally, Chutian didn't have to go to this kind of spying task, but Chutian asked to go, and the soldiers called it "atonement".
Isn't that atonement?
If it wasn't for the female student chasing the cat, if he didn't chase the female student, Shang Zhen wouldn't have to chase him, so how could Shang Zhen be separated from everyone!
"How dare you have the face to drink water?" Ma Erhuzi started cursing, and he was naturally scolding Chu Tian, "If Shang Zhen can't be found, I'll fuck you up and fart!"
This is the way people in the Northeast speak. It is really easy to understand when you speak in a hurry!
Chu Tian was dumbfounded again, if he is not to blame for this matter, who else is to blame?
So he, who was holding a water ladle, only drank half of the water and couldn't drink it anymore.
You know, Shang Zhen's group is not an old-style army, but you can't say they are a later people's army.
They don't have a political commissar here who specializes in ideological work, and now that Ma Erhuzi is scolding Chutian, but he is scolding everyone's heart, who will sympathize with Chutian?Anyone who doesn't follow Ma Erhuzi to scold Chu Tian is considered a good person!
Chu Tian's pretty face turned red again, and if he couldn't find Shang Zhen again, he would have to continue to be scolded.
I have to say this, people's body parts are often congested, and they may really turn red. If Chutian is always scolded like this, not to mention the debt of conscience for a lifetime, then he may really turn from a child to a white face. Guan Gong's face is gone!
To be honest, Chu Tian was always afraid of his companions, but now seeing everyone staring at him, not to mention he was ready to die, but if he couldn't find Shang Zhen, he would never want to look up to him in his life. Let's start!
Ma Erhuzi started to scold Chutian now, it was like the prelude before the storm, other people who had a bad temper would have to continue scolding.
But at this time, the female student suddenly said timidly: "This is my fault, and it's useless for you to blame us. But I have an idea, don't know if it will work?"
Now everyone has disliked Chutian, if anyone dares to jump out to protect Chutian at this time, with the fiery temper of the Northeast people, they will definitely beat up the old kid who protects him!
It's just that all things in the world are extremely soft in nature, but they can penetrate stones with water drops and overcome rigidity with softness.
So at this time, when the soft and weak female student spoke, it made all the men who were about to burst into anger temporarily suppress the urge to shake their fists at Chu Tian. ,
"What ideas do you have?" Qiu Bo asked at this time.
After all, Qiu Bo was a bit more mature than the others, even though he looked at Chu Tian hatefully.
"I remember you said that Shang Zhen's nickname is Ma Gan'er, right?" the female student said, and then she continued without waiting for confirmation, "Since his nickname is Ma Gan'er, then we can use Bai Hui or something in Jiangwangmiao, write big characters, just write 'collecting hemp' or 'seeking hemp', no, just write 'collecting nettles', doesn't that kind of hemp stick know that we are looking for him? "
Although the female student spoke shyly, she spoke very quickly this time.
She didn't wait for others to confirm Shang Zhen's nickname before speaking her mind. Obviously, she was afraid that the group of Northeast people with explosive tempers would not let her speak again!
(End of this chapter)
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