Medical Unparalleled

Li Lingyue parked the car, opened the door and got out.

Xiao Yu also walked down, looked up, and saw the grandeur in front of him!

There are two large hydrogen balloons floating in the sky, long and short ribbons of seven colors, with the words, Circle Circle celebrates its fifth anniversary!The other said, Chachaquan company celebrates its fifth anniversary!

The tempered glass window was as big as the water, and there were things Xiao Yu didn't recognize inside, colorfully placed.

Xiao Yu tugged at Li Lingyue's sleeve and asked, "Sister Yue, is this the place to apply for the card?"

There is a black line on Li Lingyue's forehead, you look like a dog, you look like a human being, why do you always commit 2 like this!

"No." Li Lingyue said.

The name of the store is clearly written, it is called Carrefour Yuhua Store, such a famous large supermarket, how can you link it with a bank?

"I'm going to buy some things for myself. If you don't know the way, don't run around." Li Lingyue said: "Stay here honestly."

"It's so boring to stay by yourself." Xiao Yu said with a smile: "I'll go shopping with you. If you need anything, I'll buy it for you."

We are also rich now.Although the 50 yuan has not been obtained, but a few thieves were robbed yesterday, and there must be three to four thousand yuan after counting.

"No need!" Li Lingyue said coldly, "Stay by yourself!"

Buy some personal items, of course you pervert can't follow.

Xiao Yu waited outside for a while, then saw Li Lingyue walking over carrying a small black plastic bag.

Seeing Xiao Yu standing like a javelin, Li Lingyue couldn't help laughing.

"Let me see!" Taking advantage of Li Lingyue's inattention, Xiao Yu snatched the small bag from Li Lingyue's hand, and said loudly: "Seven-dimensional space!"

"I've used this thing before." Xiao Yu said.

"..."

"What are you looking at? I've never seen a combination of handsome men and beautiful women!" Xiao Yu stopped when he saw the passers-by, and looked at him intently, feeling very satisfied with his handsomeness.

Li Lingyue wished she could find a crack in the ground and swear that she would not go out shopping with this fool next time no matter what.

"Get in the car." Li Lingyue said.After snatching Xiao Yu's small bag and preparing to play with it, he felt as depressed as he could be.

"I'm really handsome, aren't I?" Xiao Yu put his thumb and index finger into a character horoscope, put them under his chin, and put on a stylish poss, and said with a smile: "Look at them, they were all shocked by me. "

"Okay, okay, are you handsome? You are so handsome that you alarm the central government. Get in the car and hurry up."

There is really nothing to do with him.Is that shock?That was clearly watching monkeys in a circus.

Xiao Yu suddenly gave Li Lingyue a very surprised look, and said while fastening the seat belt: "Sister Yue, I found that what Grandpa Li said is absolutely correct! You are so smart, why do you think you have grown so smart?" I thought I was smart enough in this world, but I didn’t expect you to be smarter than me. You are simply Zhuge Liang! No, no, no, Zhuge Liang is exhausted. You are simply Zhuge Liang and his wife, Huang Yueying!— — No way, wouldn’t that make me exhausted?”

Li Lingyue covered her forehead, sweating wildly in her heart, and asked, "I'm Huang Yueying, why are you so exhausted?"

Xiao Yu said: "Think about it, you are so beautiful, I will definitely turn you into a wife in the future, if you were Huang Yueying, wouldn't I be Zhuge Liang? Then wouldn't I become a person who is too tired to worry about?"

I've never seen someone boasting like this in such a way, and I've never seen someone so shameless.

"Who said she was going to be your wife?" Li Lingyue said with a straight face.I don't know why, but there is a feeling of joy in my heart.

"Not now, but there will be in the future. Sister Yue, you must trust me." Xiao Yu said seriously.

Believe you are a ghost!

"Don't talk nonsense."

"Anyway, I've seen all of them. Marrying someone else—how shameless I am. Others will lose face too. In order not to let others lose face, I'd better marry you reluctantly."

"Go to hell." Li Lingyue kicked up, wearing a seat belt, but didn't lift it up.

"Ah, I remembered!" Xiao Yu said suddenly: "You are Liu Bowen! Yes, you must be Liu Bowen. Haha, I am so talented."

"Where am I Liu Bowen? How can I be very smart?" Li Lingyue couldn't help but asked.

"You just said to me, 'Handsome alarmed the Dang Central'... Isn't this smart? Let me tell you secretly, I really met the Dang Central, and it was the number two leader!"

"Bang!" The car body shook and turned off the engine.

"How did you drive in front? Do you have a driving book?"

"It will be fine soon." Li Lingyue poked her head out to apologize, and started the car again.

This bullshit is really out of bounds, the No. [-] leader of the Dang Central Committee?When you are the leader of the country, you are as full as you are and have nothing to do!

"Don't talk nonsense."

"I've actually seen it before." Xiao Yu happily explained the appearance of the No. [-] leader.

"I've seen it too." Li Lingyue managed to calm down and said, "On TV."

Why don't you believe it.What I said is true.

These days, girls really like to be deceived more.

She would rather believe what you lied to her than the truth.

"I love you forever."——such a simple lie, but someone would believe it.

"My love for you lasts forever."—This is even more nonsense.

——How do you type I love you in Sogou Pinyin? "WAN" is put together, the first is "play" and the second is "I love you."

"Give me a bag of these things." After a short silence, Xiao Yu pointed to Li Lingyue's black plastic bag and said.

"what?"

"Seven-dimensional space." Xiao Yu said solemnly. "I've used it, it's soft and easy to use."

"What are you using this for?" The black lines on Li Lingyue's forehead became more and more dense. "Women only use this."

Explaining what sanitary napkins are, Li Lingyue was still a little embarrassed, her face was flushed, but Li Lingyue was determined to do literacy for Xiao Yu, a fool who committed 2 crimes, and she didn't care about so much, and explained to Xiao Yu bit by bit listen.

"You still told jokes last night, what..." Li Lingyue blushed even more when she thought of the joke about condoms and sanitary napkins.

They were all led to ruin by the pervert Xiao Yu.

"It sounds like I haven't seen it.—No, I've seen it. I've actually used it."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will ignore you." Li Lingyue said with a straight face.

"I don't have toilet paper in the bathroom in my house, I found this in the bottom drawer..."

"What? You use this as toilet paper?" Li Lingyue raised her voice an octave, thinking to herself, you are so talented.

Oh, I remembered.That day, in order to retaliate against Xiao Yu for staring at himself in the bathroom, he ran to his room and hid the toilet paper while he was not paying attention.

Why are there sanitary napkins in the male guest room?Li Lingyue thought about it, but she didn't understand it.

"Don't use this." Li Lingyue said, "When you get home, ask the nanny for toilet paper."

This little brother has gone beyond the category of pervert, he is simply a very cute little pervert.

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"Here we are." Li Lingyue led Xiao Yu into the lobby of CCB. Shiny steel pipes and explosion-proof glass separated the working area and the waiting area into two different worlds.

Xiao Yu squeezed hard into the crowd.

"We need to line up." Li Lingyue carried Xiao Yu back.

This silly boy, I really don't know if he is still pretending to be stupid.

"I still have to line up." Xiao Yu said depressingly, and obediently waited behind with Li Lingyue.

There are still five or six people ahead, and it looks like they will have to wait for a long time.

Everyone held the bags in their arms tightly and looked at Xiao Yu warily.

"Special reminder, pay attention to protecting your private money. Beware of bag thieves and thieves."

The radio set in the bank will play every three to five minutes.

"The perpetrators have the following characteristics. First, their gaze wanders and is not fixed."

Xiao Yu quickly withdrew her gaze from looking around.

"Second, they will crowd into crowded places instead of queuing."

"..."

"I understand." Xiao Yu said seriously: "No wonder they all line up, so those who don't line up are all thieves."

A young man with yellow hair in his twenties gave Xiao Yu a hard look when he heard this sentence, and gave up the idea of ​​jumping in line.

It was Xiao Yu's turn.

Li Lingyue was in front of the counter and said through the small window, "Get a card."

Inside, a stack of forms was thrown out, and he said, "Fill in the form."

"This person speaks so coldly, he must also have autism." Xiao Yu said in a low voice, "But she is not as beautiful as Sister Yue."

Li Lingyue threw the form to Xiao Yu, and said, "Look, you have filled out the form,—don't say a few words, no one will sell you as dumb."

Li Lingyue found that Xiao Yu obviously talked a lot today, it seems that men can't easily show good looks.

They are all a group of guys who push their noses on their faces.

What she didn't know was that Xiao Yu was talking so much on purpose.For the sake of Li Lingyue's condition, Xiao Yu was willing to go all out.

After filling out the form, the bank staff glanced at it and said coldly, "Certificate."

"What certificate?" Xiao Yu asked.

"ID card."

"Is the military certificate okay?"

"Soldiers should show their active service certificates, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, and overseas Chinese should show relevant documents." The staff simply said everything together.

However, the staff still attached great importance to Xiao Yu's question about whether the military officer's certificate was valid.

Soldiers handle special affairs on a special basis, which is clearly stipulated.So it's not so cold to talk.

Xiao Yu fumbled in his pocket for a while, found a small light blue notebook, and handed it over.

"Are you...a military officer?" Li Lingyue felt that she couldn't see through this man more and more.

"Yeah? How is it, this temperament!" Xiao Yu patted his chest and said proudly.

"It doesn't look like anywhere." Li Lingyue directly broke a basin of cold water.