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Not only Li Lingyue didn't feel like it, but the bank staff inside didn't feel like it either.It's not that she hasn't received military certificates before. She is tall and straight, and she can't wait to walk every step. She never talks nonsense, standing there like a sculpture.

This young man doesn't look like a soldier at all.

Opening the small blue book, although there are photos and stamps on it, the staff still frowned.

She had never seen such a military ID.

In particular, there is no such certificate in the relevant certificate reference table given by the superior.

"Hey, look at this, have you seen it?"

"Fake." Her colleague said without raising her voice.

Looking at the foolish appearance of the man named Xiao Yu outside, he couldn't be connected with an officer no matter what he looked at.

However, the good qualities that should be possessed as a staff member of CCB should still be possessed.

"Sorry, your ID is probably not suitable, you need to show your ID card at the same time."

As he spoke, he threw Xiao Yu's things out.

Li Lingyue turned her face away, don't say I know you!This Xiao Yu is too capable of rectifying things, bringing a fake certificate to the bank, isn't this just rushing to be despised by others?

"The one in front! Are you going to do it? If you don't do it, get out of the way!" said someone in line behind.

"That's right, use a false certificate to fool people, and don't even look at where this is."

"Is an ID card required?" Xiao Yu asked.

"Yes sir." The staff kept the last smile.

We really don't have this thing.

Xiao Yu thought for a while, took out her mobile phone and called: "Second Master! I need an ID card."

"Okay! I'll send it to you right away. Where are you now?" said the other side of the phone.

Xiao Yu consulted Li Lingyue and reported an address.

"15 minutes, I'll have someone send it to you."

"..."

The little MM of the bank was so frightened that she hurriedly called her boss: "President, it's not good, we have encountered a group of forgery certificates here. Come and take a look."

Delivered in 15 minutes?The fake certificate was also delivered to the door.

Business competition is so fucking fierce.

"I'm really an officer." Sitting in the rest area of ​​the hall, Xiao Yu said very depressed. "Sister Yue, you have to believe me. They don't believe it. It's because they don't know Taishan with their eyes. Human eyes look down on dogs—no, it's dogs' eyes that look down on people."

As he spoke, his five fingers turned into claws, he scratched his hair twice like a comb, heels came together with a slap, and he gave a military salute and said, "Hello, beautiful lady, how can I help you?"

Li Lingyue said: "Here is someone pretending to be an officer, you should take him away."

"Where is it? How can there be? Who is so bold?" Xiao Yu scouted around like a thief, and suddenly an old woman sitting behind her with a towel wrapped her head said: "Little boy, what is she talking about?" And you."

"..."

"I don't look like a soldier?" Xiao Yu said with a bitter face, exaggeratedly offering treasures: "Look, is my military posture correct? Is my standard of respect not standard?"

Li Lingyue pretended to look at it, but the old lady wrapped in a white towel interrupted again: "I saw it on TV, the salute is the other hand."

Xiao Yu gestured with his left hand to salute, then with his right hand, and said, "Is it true? I got confused. Which hand is it?"

Li Lingyue said: "Look at how this aunt is talking, just say what you say, and say it's so right."

When Xiao Yu heard Li Lingyue say this, she lay on the ground with her hips pouted, rubbing back and forth, as if she was looking for something.

CCB's sanitation is very good, and there is not even a small steel coin worth one yuan on the ground.

"Did you lose something?" Li Lingyue asked.

"He wants to find a crack in the ground to get in." The old aunt said in a straightforward manner.

Boom!

Xiao Yu's forehead hit the floor, this old lady couldn't be a fairy who came down to the world to make trouble for her, right?

In Li Lingyue's words, just say what you say, and say it's right.

Damn second master, could it be that the official certificate given to him is really fake?Xiao Yu finally came to his senses, and carefully looked at the certificate in his hand, the blue cover, the golden national emblem, especially the rather handsome headshot of himself inside, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a regular military officer.Although we are not wearing military uniforms, can't we be plainclothes officers?

"Can I be a plainclothes officer?" Xiao Yu said to Li Lingyue in a discussing tone.

Since they are all said to be fake, if they are not guaranteed to be true, they are fake. Anyway, in my impression, the second master has a lot of fake guns and fake documents. He even has fake faces—human skin masks. Films can be made, and I don’t know if it’s true or not.

"Yes." Li Lingyue replied.This time she said it seriously.

"I knew Sister Yue would believe me. Whatever they do, as long as Sister Yue believes in me." Xiao Yu said proudly.

"Let me tell a joke too." Li Lingyue said suddenly.

Cold-faced beauty-can tell jokes?

Xiao Yu was very surprised. After experiencing the bloodletting incident last night, Li Lingyue's performance was very unexpected.

But the biggest possibility is that he was amazed by his handsomeness and was fascinated.Xiao Yu thought confidently.

"A police dog saw an ordinary dog ​​approaching on the road, and ran aggressively to question it: I am a police dog, what are you? The ordinary dog ​​looked at it dismissively and said: Stupid, look carefully, I am a plainclothes !"

Li Lingyue said sternly.

That expression, that movement, is simply unique, enough to make a little boy like Xiao Yu half-deadly fascinated.

Especially when the word "idiot" came out of her mouth, Xiao Yu almost bent over with laughter.

Just like when she said "come up and try" to the cursing man on the bus that day, she had the same expression.

When Xiao Yu was laughing out loud, the aunt's disharmonious voice suddenly came, saying: "Little boy, he called you a dog."

"..."

"Sister Yue, let's go, I won't be able to stay here for a while." Xiao Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, this old lady doesn't talk much, and every time she speaks to the point, it's amazing , people have to obey.

"You don't get a card anymore?" Li Lingyue asked. "50 is not a small sum. And the job with an annual salary of 100 million, I think you can also consider it next."

"Really?" Xiao Yu was overjoyed, well, for the sake of the 50 and the future 100 million, let's go all out and be ravaged by this old lady's words for a few more minutes. "I thought you didn't like my job."

"What does this have to do with me?" Li Lingyue frowned and said.

"I'm afraid that if I touch other women's tits, you will be jealous." Xiao Yu said seriously: "Between Sister Yue and an annual salary of 100 million, I would rather choose Sister Yue—not jealous."

Li Lingyue was suddenly moved, but at this time, she absolutely couldn't show it.

"Go to hell." Li Lingyue said.

"I'm sorry. Excuse me, which one is Mr. Xiao Yuxiao?" A slightly bald middle-aged man interrupted the "flirting" between the two, standing aside and leaning over to ask.

"Do you think other men are as handsome as me?" Xiao Yu stood up and said with a smile. "Who are you?"

In fact, Xiao Yu had already seen the work badge pinned on Xie Dingnan's chest, which was the highest leader and president of this CCB.

Xie Dingnan really smiled very humbly, and introduced himself: "I am not talented, it is Li Maocai, the president of this branch. Two respected guests, just now my subordinates did not know and said some outrageous words, I hope you two don't Excuse me, please come with me, here is our bank's exclusive VIP room. Please, as an apology, I hope I can have the honor to handle the bank card business for Mr. Xiao, so you don't have to Queuing is such a hassle."

Li Maocai smiled humbly. From Li Maocai's eyes, Xiao Yu finally understood what it means to be a customer is God, and finally became a god's addiction.

Li Maocai was the president, but he didn't really sincerely apply for Xiao Yu's certificate.

After receiving a call from his subordinates, Li Maocai immediately contacted the police station of the Public Security Bureau. Over the years of work, he has seen many people who presented false certificates. Come on, this is really too arrogant, you simply don't care about the government!The best way for such people is to directly arrest them and imprison them for three to five years, so that they can taste what it's like to be in prison.

At that time, Li Maocai also thought about it. Can this sentence prove that the evidence brought by others is false?of course not.

So when reporting the case, Li Maocai specifically consulted.

"Excuse me, can you not go to apply for the ID card yourself, and you will send it here?"

Unexpectedly, the police officer on duty beat around the bush and scolded him a few times.

Send a certificate to your door?How can I have that free time.Our police station is also very busy, okay?With this time, it's better to find the chick sitting on the table who was caught in the game to do a pao for free.

Besides, 15 minutes to apply for a permit?You are a police station for your own family.

If you apply for an ID card now, you will have to pay the expedited fee for [-] days.The premise is that there are people above.

"It must be fake, don't need to check. We will take people there right away. You must first stabilize them, pay attention, and stabilize them. Don't let them run away. We will not wait until we copy this gang and ask for credit. Forget that you have a share of the credit." That's what the policeman on duty said.

Li Maocai felt that it was difficult to keep these two people stable. After all, he was not a policeman, so he could not forcibly restrict their freedom of movement.It wasn't until the bald part of Xiang's head almost doubled in size that Li Mao finally had an idea.

Yes, just do it.