Medical Unparalleled

"Okay, boss, everyone will be fascinated so soon." Bai Zhanji snatched the envelope with the red heart from Xiao Yu's hand.The envelope also looks like it has been carefully handmade, this little girl must have put a lot of thought into it.It's a pity that she was still too shy, Xiao Yu ran away without even seeing what she looked like.

"Give it back to me, the little girl gave it to me, why are you grabbing it?" Xiao Yushun gently pecked the soft numb point about an inch on Bai Zhanji's wrist with two fingers, and Bai Zhanji was not surprised. The fingers couldn't use any strength, so they could only loosen them.Xiao Yu copied it casually, took the delicate envelope back into her hand, and put it in her pocket.

"What kind of kung fu are you doing?" Bai Zhanji looked at his wrist, very surprised: "It's even comparable to the eunuchs who are masters in martial arts novels. I think about it, stupid, I remember that there is such a thing in the Sunflower Book" This skill. Boss, you teach me, this thing is too awesome, just dunk me like this, I won’t have to use my strength... When the time comes to hook up with a little girl or something, hehe, you understand."

Xiao Yu snorted contemptuously, and said: "The Sunflower Book made it clear that if you want to practice magical skills, you must swing your sword from the palace. After you come from the palace, you don't have to worry about hooking up with little girls or anything. Once it's settled, everything will be fine. not bad."

"Boss... you're playing with me again!"

"Playing with you? I don't have that heavy-tasting hobby. Let me tell you this, this is not kung fu, it's the acupuncture points of Chinese medicine. Those of us who study Chinese medicine will recognize it sooner or later." Xiao Yu pulled Bai Zhan Ji’s wrist, pointed out the position of the Ruanma point to Bai Zhanji, and then lightly touched the Ruanma point on Bai Zhanji’s wrist with his thumb, and Bai Zhanji immediately cried out. : "It's numb. It's numb... I don't understand human affairs..."

"Well, Chinese medicine is amazing, right? It's true to learn this. It can save people and kill people. How wonderful. My father used to travel around the world with a box of silver needles, and he was not afraid of wherever he went. My goal is to be like him. Such a person will carry forward what he has not finished." Xiao Yu's expression darkened after saying this.When I was young, my father had plenty of time, but it was a pity that I didn't study hard. Now that I wanted to study, my father's health was getting worse day by day, and I even went to the university to receive basic knowledge re-education.The saddest thing in a person's life is not Bai Zhanji's four generations of apples and Xiao Yu's four bags of apples; but no matter how advanced medicine is, there is still no medicine for regret.

"Boss, your goal is to study hard. I am different from you. I went to college with only one purpose, which was to find more girlfriends with different tastes. If it wasn't for this, I would just study hard at Mizuki University. For the rest of my life, it’s like this. No matter what I learn, my parents have paved the way for me in the future. , it’s better to enjoy life now, man, I’ve seen through it a long time ago, there are only a few years in my twenties, and if I don’t have a fling in the past few years, a man’s life will be in vain. It’s a pity, grass, Cheng Fengfeng You still ignore me until now." Bai Zhanji said depressingly.

Xiao Yu asked: "Have you paid attention to her?"

"not yet."

"..."

Xiao Yu was shocked by Bai Zhanji, so he scratched Bai Zhanji's head casually, and said with a smile: "As a man, you don't take the initiative to attack, you fish like Mr. Jiang... I seldom curse, and I can't bear it." Live. Your mother’s, Mr. Jiang’s friend introduced an old woman to him when he was [-], so you’re probably waiting for this day too?”

"That's... not right, I didn't see you take the initiative to attack, so why did Yu Susu stick to you for nothing?" Bai Zhanji said.

Xiao Yu asked, "Yu Susu? Which one?"

"Fuck, you don't even know her name, thanks to the little girl who put so much effort into it. It's the one who sent you the love letter."

"Am I the same as you? You don't even look at me. I'm so suave, domineering, handsome, and a once-in-a-millennium handsome man. Can you compare to me?" Xiao Yu said cheekily. "Besides, this kind of kid is not my type. I don't like this type. Later, I will follow Yu...Yu why? This has explained this matter. Although I am not a good person, I can't delay other little girls. .”

"If you don't like it, let me do it." Bai Zhanji said, licking his face.

"What about your Cheng Fengfeng?"

"I am inclusive and accepting, and I will not refuse anyone who comes. I will spread good fortune, cast nets in large areas, and focus on fishing."

"You..." Xiao Yu was really speechless, this is not called affection, it is called promiscuity.It's not called dating, it's called promiscuity. "Brother Liu said, can I scold you with words you don't understand?"

"Which Sixth Brother? You can scold me, and I'll see what else I don't understand."

"You don't need to worry about which sixth brother. I just want to scold you with words you don't understand." Xiao Yu said: "You are so fucking cheap."

"I understand this, idiot!" Bai Zhanji rushed forward.

Xiao Yu moved sideways, flicked his finger, and accurately hit Bai Zhanji's Ruanma point.

"This trick again?" Bai Zhanji drooped one arm, unable to exert any strength.

"One move is fresh, and it is eaten all over the world. It was said in an ancient poem that if the mountain is not high, it is fine for a girl. If the water is not deep, it is fine for it to be wet. If there are not many moves, it is fine for it to be high and tidal." Xiao Yu said shaking his head.

"Boss, you are really a yin talent." Bai Zhanji said with emotion while holding his right arm with his left hand. "Little brother worships, I feel ashamed. You have to teach me this kung fu."

"That's no problem, first tell me how are you preparing for what I asked you to do?" Xiao Yu asked.

Bai Zhanji took out a white notebook, searched one by one in the index on the home page, and said, "Isn't that sweet? There is no such person among the freshmen. There are two possibilities for this. First, She is so ugly, even uglier than Sister Feng in our class."

"It's impossible." Xiao Yu said. "Uglier than Sister Feng, is that still human? Hurry up and stay at home, don't come out to scare people."

"That is the second possibility, she is not a student of this class at all."

Xiao Yu thought about it, but shook his head.The second master's message to him should not be wrong.According to my understanding of those masters, let alone an ordinary student, even some people at the head of state level, as long as they are willing, they can find out the bottom line.It's a pity that some things or not things in the southwest corner of Huaxia Kingdom are about to move recently, such as fishing for a fish or doing an exercise, the second master and the others are really at a loss, and as a last resort, this kind of trivial matter falls to Xiao Yu, the second knife half a bottle of vinegar.

"Forget it, you don't need to investigate this matter." Xiao Yu said.The registration of new students has ended, and the opening ceremony has already been held. Wang Dongying must have all the student files. When the time comes, let him look it up and know everything.

That elder sister of Xiaomi is very mysterious, even if she is not sweet, she still needs to find time to get in touch with her.Let's see what the pendant on her chest is.

"Hey... I think the first possibility is more likely. I don't dare to brag about other things. The ability to check the household registration is the second in the Imperial Medical College. No one dares to be the first. For example, the one who wrote you a love letter Yu Susu, with a height of 1.5 meters and a visual measurement of 75, 45,78, 17... can be regarded as the upper and lower standards, but she is a little shorter and a little more delicate. But there is still potential for development, after all, this little girl is only [-] years old Hehe. How about it? Are you tempted? Open that envelope and see what nasty words are written inside, so that brothers can see it too. Hehe." Bai Zhanji read the records according to the script, and he didn't know where he came from. Get so many such detailed things.

"It's too young, I'm really not interested." Xiao Yu shook his head and said.

"Where is it small? Is there still room for growth in the measurements? It's quite standard. Isn't there a saying that the more you touch, the bigger you get, and the bigger you touch. Women are all mined by men. Let me say, a person who doesn't know how long What is the sweetness of not being able to see people, it is better to see the reality of this little beauty who can be seen and touched. There are no formal courses during the new school week, so don’t hurry. When there are more courses, you can I don't have so much time." Bai Zhanji said.

"You understand so well, why don't you attack your Cheng Fengfeng? Are you still educating me in this serious way?"

"I'm different. I have a psychological barrier. Oh, Cheng Fengfeng." Bai Zhanji lowered his head and said. "Hey, grab your sister-in-law, hey, grab your sister-in-law. This is not something people do."

Xiao Yu said, "Since when did you become a human?"

"That's true." Bai Zhanji suddenly realized, and scolded: "Fuck, you say I'm not human, so I'll fight you. ——Don't touch my Ruanma point."

"There is a yijing point, do you want to try it?" Xiao Yu said with a smile. "In addition to the Ruanma point, I also know many points. For example, the Yijing point, which allows you to ejaculate without a woman; such as the Qi point, which allows you to fart in public; for example..." Xiao Yu said just as Shu Jiazhen said, suddenly his eyes straightened.He stared blankly at the door of the classroom.

"Little Lolita!" Bai Zhanji also saw the little girl at the door of the classroom. She was wearing a one-piece floral sleeveless dress. She looked like she was only about ten years old. "He has more potential than Yu Susu."

"You really are not a person, such a young girl also evaluates in this tone." Xiao Yu said without squinting, his eyes still resting on the little girl.

"Aren't your eyes straight too?" Bai Zhanji asked back.

"Big brother!" Xiaomi looked around the classroom, and easily found Xiao Yu, and ran over cheerfully, throwing himself on Xiao Yu with open arms.Xiao Yu smiled wryly and shook his head, holding Xiaomi in his arms with his backhand.Xiaomi took advantage of the situation and crossed his legs, hanging on Xiao Yu's waist. "Big brother, my sister is looking for you."

"Grass, you say you don't like tender ones, but you actually like tenderer ones. You also say that I'm not human, Cao. You're not as good as a beast." Bai Zhanji said cursingly.Suddenly, with a "plop", he let out a loud fart.Immediately, he attracted the attention of the students in the classroom more than Xiao Yu.Bai Zhanji looked down and saw that Xiao Yu's index finger was on his waist.

"Flop!" Another loud fart.