Medical Unparalleled

The "venting air point" was really not covered. Xiao Yu didn't use too much strength. Bai Zhanji didn't even feel any pain in his waist, and he didn't even notice any abnormalities. A hot current rushed straight to the lower abdomen from the place where Xiao Yu touched the waist, and then there was a rumble in the stomach.Before even the most basic action of holding your breath can be reacted, the airflow that beats several times in the stomach rushes out from the anus—people collectively call it farting.

"Big brother, he's so annoying, it stinks to death." Xiaomi made a gesture and fanned under his nose with his small hand, as if Bai Zhanji's behavior was really unacceptable.

Bai Zhanji smiled awkwardly at Xiaomi, and then stared at Xiao Yu with big eyes.His eyes were full of anger, almost on the verge of eruption.Bai Zhanji saw all the surprised eyes of the students, especially Cheng Fengfeng's monster-like eyes, which made it hard for Bai Zhanji to accept. "Ah, Xiao Yu! I fought with you. Let me embarrass myself in front of Cheng Fengfeng, I'm so mad."

Bai Zhanji's voice was not loud, and only Xiao Yu and Xiaomi beside him could hear him.

Xiaomi didn't know what was going on with this furious big brother, so he looked at Xiao Yu helplessly with big eyes flashing.How could Xiao Yu be afraid of Bai Zhanji's threat?Continue to stretch out a finger, pointing in the direction of Xiaobai's planning, and said with a smile: "Do you believe that I have the ability to make you let go, and I also have the ability to make you ejaculate? Look, this is the ejaculation point. I use my reputation to guarantee that the acupoint recognition is absolutely accurate this time, and there will be no deviation. Believe it or not, if you don't believe it, we can experiment."

Bai Zhanji was so frightened that he didn't even dare to bluff, he directly covered his crotch with his palms, and after hiding Xiao Bai Zhanji tightly, he said: "I believe it, I believe it! Boss, you are mighty, what are you talking about?" , that's what. I apologize, I shouldn't have said you liked the tender ones. Although, that's the unwavering fact."

Xiao Yu scolded with a smile: "Fuck you. I don't like tenderness in the first place."

When saying these words, Xiaomi was still held in Xiao Yu's arms, and Xiaomi's legs were still wrapped around Xiao Yu's waist, which was clearly the most intimate gesture between lovers.

"That's right, Boss, you don't like young ones. 17 years old is too young for you. You like younger ones. We all know this." Bai Zhanji said in a loud voice, and the classmates in the class There were bursts of well-intentioned and non-kind laughter.Yu Susu, who was sitting in the front row over there, obviously also heard Bai Zhanji's words, her pretty face flushed with embarrassment, and then she rushed out of the classroom door without saying a word, covering her face.Just now she mustered up the greatest courage to put the love letter she had prepared all night into the envelope she designed herself, but what she never expected was that Xiao Yu was actually a sex control person who liked her very much. Little loli next year, this is really embarrassing.

"That's how my reputation was ruined by you." Xiao Yu shook his head helplessly.From the moment Yu Susu rushed out of the classroom, Xiao Yu understood that Yu Susu was misled by Bai Zhanji and questioned her orientation.But I was originally not interested in this kind of little girl who didn't develop at seventeen or eighteen, and one more thing is worse than one thing less, so let her misunderstand it, Xiao Yu didn't think about explaining anything.Firstly, this kind of thing will become darker and darker with more explanations, and secondly, I don’t have much impression and affection for Susu. Instead of deceiving the innocent feelings of other people’s little girls, it’s better to cut through the mess quickly and end myself as soon as possible. a matter of heart.

A story without an ending is always sad, but instead of being sad in the future, it is more practical to cut off all thoughts of Susu now.

"Big brother, what do you mean you don't like tender ones? What is tender ones?" Xiaomi asked with a serious look, her big eyes flashing suddenly.Tender, these two words are still beyond Xiaomi's imagination. After thinking about it for a long time, Xiaomi still hasn't figured it out.

"This..." Xiao Yu was tangled up. Originally, there were a lot of vocabulary, which were things that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words. Now that Xiaomi asked it seriously, Xiao Yu really couldn't think of any better explanation to analyze Xiaomi's heart. question.

After thinking about it, Xiao Yu said: "Tender ones are like a cucumber, which can be eaten when it is 20 days old. Now there are 25-day-old ones that can be eaten, but they are a bit old. But we still have You can choose, the one that has been grown for fifteen days can be eaten, but the taste is not very good. However, there is also a cucumber that has only grown for about five days. You can call it a cucumber, but he doesn’t have it. Cucumbers have the shape they should have, and they don’t have the taste that ripe cucumbers should have—we call this kind of cucumber tender, which is basically a synonym for inedible.”

"That's it. It's too profound, Xiaomi doesn't understand these things." Xiaomi really just shook his head like that, pretending to be an obedient baby.

"You... still don't need to understand." Xiao Yu said with a sigh.

"No, no, I just want to understand, I just want to understand..." Xiaomi shook her petite body and said reluctantly.

"That's right, boss, please explain to our little girl, hehe, explain what tenderness is. Explain why you don't like tender ones, but prefer tenderer ones. This taste, quack, is really not comparable to ordinary people Yes! Strong taste, really strong taste." Bai Zhanji said without a trace, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"Damn it, you still want to fart, don't you? Or do you prefer widowing more? I don't have the habit of swearing, so don't force me to break my oath." Xiao Yu scolded with a smile.

"You've already cursed, you said, fuck off. Damn, boss, don't deny it, this shit should be a curse word, right?" Bai Zhanji was picky, but there was always a sentence that suited you.

"I scolded you. I admit it, but you said I scolded someone, but I don't admit it." Xiao Yu thought for a while, and finally said.

"What's the difference? Idiot, boss, don't avert your eyes. What do you mean you admit it when you scold me, but you don't admit it when you scold someone...I'm idiot! Boss, don't you just say I'm not human? You are simply too inhuman." Bai Zhanji finally understood the meaning of Xiao Yu's words, and he was so depressed that he couldn't contain himself.

"I think Brother Yu is right." Zhang Xiaoshan said in a slow and deep voice when he appeared behind the two at some point.Just like Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang's tone of voice when explaining the animal world, some fight.

"Grass, you also come to join in the fun and slander me! Look at my Yang finger!" Bai Zhanji stretched out his right index finger, imitating Xiao Yu's example, and poked a finger on Zhang Xiaoshan's "air release point". "Let you also know the power of Chinese medicine! Grass, isn't it just an air point. I also recognize the point accurately, quack, quack!"

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Bai Zhanji expressionlessly, and there was no deflating phenomenon that Bai Zhanji had expected. Bai Zhanji was so depressed that he stretched out a finger on Zhang Xiaoshan to see exactly what Xiao Yu said was letting go. The position of the air pocket was poked randomly, "I poked! I poked! I poked!"

"Ah!" With a shrill scream, Bai Zhanji exerted too much force, and his fingers snapped with a crisp sound.The fingers hung down in a strange arc.Even if there was no fracture, at least it was a contusion of the fascia.

The cold sweat dripped down Bai Zhanji's temples.Bai Zhanji held his right hand in his left hand and howled for a while, then scolded: "I'm stupid, it's also poking acupuncture points, how can the difference between people be so big?!"

Suddenly, it attracted a strange look from the students in the class.Bai Zhanji said: "Look at what I'm doing? Isn't it just poking an acupoint..." His voice became smaller and smaller, and when he finally said poking an acupoint, the sound could no longer be heard.

Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing out loud, and said: "Mine is acupuncture, hitting the vital point in one go, and reaching climax. Yours is acupuncture, back and forth, back and forth, in and out... It's strange if you don't ejaculate——No, It’s no wonder if you didn’t fold it, come on, let me see if your finger is broken?”

"Fuck, you just ejaculated." Bai Zhanji held his palms and watched Zhang Xiaoshan make a strange move with cold eyes.

I saw Zhang Xiaoshan lifted his coat, took out a textbook of "Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine" from his inner pocket, and put it on the desk without saying a word.In the middle of the basic theory textbook of traditional Chinese medicine, there was a depression poked by a small finger.

"Fuck, your second uncle's frog legs. Are you a fucking human? Put this book there..." Bai Zhanji was so depressed that he almost vomited blood, no wonder Xiao Yu made himself fart two loudly in one go. I poked it several times in a row but there was no result. It turned out that Zhang Xiaoshan had been prepared for a long time. In order to protect his chastity, he made an invincible iron pants and hung there to wait for him to take the bait.Mom, what a shame.

"It costs money to buy a schoolbag." Zhang Xiaoshan said in the same Zhao Zhongxiang tone.

Bai Zhanji stretched out his palm, shouted five yuan five yuan, and threw himself on Zhang Xiaoshan's body.Zhang Xiaoshan dodged left and right, and the two scuffled into a ball.

Xiao Yu was even more overjoyed, even Xiaomi was shaking with laughter, deeply shocked by these two live treasures.

"Forget it, ignore them. Xiaomi, who did you say was looking for me?" Xiao Yu asked, holding Xiaomi in his arms.

"Sister. My sister, not Sister Yue." Xiaomi tilted his head, looked at Xiao Yu and said.

Xiao Yu was very surprised, Xiaomi's elder sister was looking for her—why was she looking for her?

"My sister has been in a daze all day recently. She must have something to do, so she didn't tell me. I told my sister, brother Xiao Yu is very powerful. You can ask brother Xiao Yu for help. You will definitely help, aren't you big brother?" Xiaomi hugged Xiao Yu's neck and said coquettishly.