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Chapter 1021 Red Boy is gone. It wasn't me who asked Princess Iron Fan to kill him.

[Xuan-Yuan Sword: Scar of Sky]: So, the Jade Emperor is not a kind-hearted person at all, but rather a fun-loving person, right?

[Prequel to The Lotus Lantern]: It seems reasonable to let Li Jing be the Taishang Laojun. Didn't everyone joke that Red Boy was the illegitimate son of Taishang Laojun? The Bull Demon King looks like a bull-headed man, but he is actually a victim. Now everything makes sense.

[Fantasy Shang Dynasty]: It’s connected, everything is connected!

It's not just reasonable, it's absolutely reasonable!

  You asked why Princess Iron Fan and Taishang Laojun's palm-leaf fan are one yin and one yang, do you think Taishang Laojun gave it to him because he was keeping a mistress?

That is a magic weapon for protecting my daughter-in-law!

Do you think Red Boy is the illegitimate son of Taishang Laojun, so he has the Samadhi Fire?

Red Boy is the grandson of Taishang Laojun, so is it strange that he knows Samadhi True Fire?

  What, you said Red Boy looks like a human, but Bull Demon King looks like a minotaur?

That’s because Red Boy has returned to his original form, that’s why he looks like a human!

[Gakuen Lonely Island]: But then again, wouldn’t it be necessary for Morning Glory to keep the image of a cow when it goes to Tushita Palace in the future? After all, a mount should look like a mount.

[Nezha: The Devil Child Comes into the World]: What's the big deal? I remember that Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace was off-limits to idle immortals. I think if I wanted to go there, I had to sneak in. Hey, it seems that Sun Wukong in my world hasn't entered yet. It seems that I have to find a chance to go in and take a look.

[Mythology]: This means that he could do whatever he wanted in Tushita Palace and no one saw him.

[Zootopia]: Not necessarily, maybe Li Jing likes cows more. This wave, this wave is a victory for Furui!

Chen Yi:...

  God especially likes cows more!

[Initial D]: Although I don't agree with the above statement that this is a victory for Furuikong, I do agree with one point, the cow is really good and is the type I like.

[Dr. Stone]: Although the prototype of Morning Glory did not appear when I watched the TV series, the Bull King’s head should be a breed similar to that of a yellow cattle, not a dairy cow.

The characteristics of dairy cows are easy to identify, that is, the kind with black and white spots. As a village chief in a primitive society who focuses on agriculture, the newcomer Chen Yi immediately pointed out the old man's mistakes.

  [Initial D]: It's a cow. How can she give birth to a baby if she doesn't produce milk?

[Dr. Stone]: You can only produce milk after giving birth to a child... Uh, okay, I think I understand what you mean.

The newcomer felt deeply guilty for his quick understanding, but he soon realized that it was not his fault, but all the fault of Chen Yi and others. It was all because of these guys who stuffed dirty jokes into the newcomer's red envelopes every few days, which made him learn so many strange instructions.

[Initial D]: It's a pity that you acted too late. If you had acted a few hundred years earlier, you would have let the morning glory retain two horns when it transformed, and then put on a cow suit. It would have been perfect!

【Zhu Bajie Trilogy】:……

[Cooking Master Boy]: That's wrong. Although Morning Glory has a good figure, the cow suit is not something that most people can carry off. It should be at least a C grade.

[Elysium]: That makes sense. Let me think about it. What about Tieshan? I heard she has a 34D breast, so she should be able to support it.

【Crazy Racing】: I can’t tell whether it’s real or not!

[A Person's Martial Arts]: Maybe she had an augmentation surgery. This is very common in the entertainment industry. Take Jinmaoshu for example. I heard her breasts were quite big after the augmentation surgery.

  [Initial D]: What? You can also do it in the back? There is such a way to play? I've learned something new!

Chen Yi:...

  Have you learned something new? You have a stye. Everyone is chatting with text, why can't you hear the text?

After following the crowd, Chen Yi silently typed an ellipsis. Chen Yi no longer paid attention to the chat group's change from discussing the Jade Emperor to discussing fun people. He couldn't help but fall into deep thought. Although Tie Shan did have 34D, bah, he almost got spared by this group of lsp. It was Tie Shan who didn't seem to be interested in the Bull Demon King!

This was also his fault, because of his meddling, Iron Shan and Bull Demon King had no time to interact with each other, and he even threw an exquisite pagoda to Bull Demon King to play with. Now Bull Demon King was playing with the exquisite pagoda all day long. What's more, he had always been into sex rather than love, and had no intention of falling in love.

In other words, the Red Boy that Chen Yi and others are looking forward to in the future will never appear!

Forget it. It wasn’t me who asked Princess Iron Fan to kill Red Boy.

"That's the thing. We want to merge the world in the furnace with this world to make both worlds more powerful."

Chen Yi and the Jade Emperor stood by the Tianhe River and talked freely: "We are willing to merge the immortal network system with the system of your world. In this way, the immortals of your world can also work in the sky."

"And Houyi also agreed to my request and is willing to hand over the position of Jade Emperor to you, allowing you to become the master of the three realms of Honghuanglu."

The main reason is that Chang'e finally found Houyi and wanted to spend time with him. Houyi was similar. He had no interest in managing the three realms at all, so he would go to Chen Yi to complain every few days.

Chen Yi also felt that it made sense. It was indeed a bit embarrassing to let the unsuitable person sit in the unsuitable position, and it was also a bit of a waste of resources. So after careful consideration, Chen Yi finally decided: give up!

  Although this is a world where all the power is concentrated in one person, isn't it a bit inappropriate to let him always be the one saving the world? I have to do everything, what do you guys do?

"Well, your immortal management system is indeed good, but I think it is better to run it in your world for a while. If it works well, it can be promoted in our world."

The Jade Emperor took the tablet in his right hand and patted it against his left hand, saying in amazement, "It's quite sturdy."

As an emperor, he naturally knew that imperial power did not extend below the county level, and that local gentry controlled the four directions. The same was true for gods. For example, they could deal with monsters causing chaos in the world, but they were a little at a loss when it came to minor fights like small monsters eating people and evil spirits claiming lives.

  On the one hand, not all gods are proficient in the method of deduction. On the other hand, even if they are proficient, you can't let them count on their fingers all day long. They can't count so many living beings!

But good ideas can also lead to bad results, so he was thinking of using the Honghuanglu World as a pilot project.

"I made it, so it's a little stronger. And that's not the point. The signal tower is the key. I suggest using the land temple as a signal tower."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor agreed, Chen Yi immediately wanted to pass on the blame: "Then I'd better call Hou Yi out to talk to you next."

"Don't rush this yet."

The Jade Emperor waved his hand, and his expression gradually became familiar. Chen Yi felt like he had seen him somewhere before. After recalling it in his mind, he suddenly realized: this was how the lsp Chen Yi in the chat group laughed.

"Iron Shan has been with you all this time. What do you think of Iron Shan?"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows at Chen Yi, his expression very charming.

Chen Yi:......

I said this guy had no good intentions by putting the iron fan next to him!