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Chapter 1022: Afraid—You don’t respect your wife very much!

Marriage is a tactic that those in power have liked to use since ancient times. Although sometimes even after a marriage, the two parties will turn against each other, those in power still enjoy it because it is really useful, at least it can serve as a lubricant between the two forces.

"Well, actually I already have two wives."

However, as a serious person, Chen Yi said that although Tieshan is broad-minded, my second princess is no worse.

"What's the big deal? I have several good sisters too - don't look at me like that, I mean my own sisters!"

Noticing Chen Yi's strange look, the Jade Emperor understood it immediately and became angry and embarrassed.

"It's not like there haven't been gods who have attacked their own sisters."

Not to mention the mythological world, there are such beasts even in modern society, right, Kyosuke Kousaka.

"That's not the point. The point is what do you think of the iron fan? What about the iron broom? How about the iron harp?"

The Jade Emperor said with some displeasure, what's the problem with me being with my sister, we were born and raised together, it's normal to say we are siblings, but it's also reasonable to say we are not siblings, because we are both orphans, it's justified.jpg!

  Hiss, it’s actually true. Could it be that your real name, Jade Emperor, is actually Fuxi?

"Jade Emperor, do you have any problem with your nieces? Don't you think these names are so random? Why do you feel like these nieces were just picked up?"

  Chen Yi couldn't help but ask, there is an iron fan and an iron broom, why does it feel like the names of the seven princesses are named after the furniture, or is your surname actually Tie? No, that's not right, your sister's husband's surname is actually Tie?

"It's not me who chose the name, it's my sister who did. Don't change the subject. Which one do you think is better?"

Chen Yi actually met seven princesses some time ago, and was shocked to find out that Tieqin was actually the princess who sang Pineapple and Jackfruit. He was immediately terrified, realizing that he had really traveled to a bad movie universe!

So he turned and left immediately. As long as I can't see it, this world is not a bad movie universe!

"Forget it. I'll have to ask my two wives about this."

Chen Yi found another excuse to shirk responsibility.

Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor was delighted when he heard this, and put his hand on Chen Yi's shoulder affectionately: "So you are the same as me."

  What's the same as you?

"What does the Jade Emperor mean by this?"

Chen Yi frowned, feeling that there was something else the Jade Emperor said, and that he was most likely slandering him.

"I'm afraid not - respect your wife!"

The Jade Emperor coughed dryly, then seemed to remember something, and looked at the vast Milky Way and sighed: "I also know that couples should respect each other, but sometimes, alas!"

"But speaking of this, we have to talk about the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King. No, now it's Taishang Laojun. I heard that it only takes three minutes for a cow to be bred. I really envy him."

  The feeling of loss came and went quickly. The Jade Emperor winked at Chen Yi and teased his subordinates, which made Chen Yi feel that his expression was exactly the same as that of the LSPs in the chat group. But Niu, is it really like this?

[Dr. Stone]: That’s true. They are like tigers, with a short time and high efficiency. They can last for more than ten hours.

Well, that's true. It was written in the breeding book that he had asked Black Hole to print before, but he just glanced at it casually before, unlike Chen Yi in the world of "Dr. Stone", who focused on developing agriculture.

[The Twins of Tang Dynasty]: Hiss, I seem to have discovered the truth. When Li Jing returned to heaven, he did not beg the Jade Emperor to let him be with Hua Qianniu, but because his body could not take it!

You see, the Jade Emperor said from the very beginning that it is okay to fall in love, but not with monsters or mortals. Even if you do, you can wait until the other party cultivates and becomes an immortal and achieves the right result, then there is no problem in being together.

This rule may seem very strict, but it is actually very reasonable, and can even be said to be protecting the gods.

For example, for humans, living to be over a hundred years old is considered to be a long life. If gods fall in love with mortals, humans are happy, but a hundred years later, the gods can only be sad and live in the past.

The lifespan of monsters is quite long, but the problem is that if they don't do good deeds, they will easily be punished by God, just like Hua Chenniu. Even if she didn't eat people, she had a lot of monsters and ghosts under her command, and she, as a leader, would be implicated, and would be the first to bear the brunt. After all, without your protection, how could they eat people so unscrupulously?

I always feel that what they say makes sense - I mean in terms of love, not Li Jing's endurance.

"It turns out that the Dragon Pill in the Tushita Palace was made for you."

Chen Yi suddenly realized, I thought Taishang Laojun was playing tricks on you, that's why he created a Jade Emperor who needed to take the Weilong Pill in the Honghuang Furnace, it turns out you are the same.

"Huh, so you are very powerful?" The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows, his tone full of provocation.

"Just kidding, I'm super brave..."

  Chen Yi subconsciously wanted to pick up the gag, but soon realized that something seemed wrong. He immediately shut up and looked at the Jade Emperor suspiciously, "Are you a time traveler too?"

"Then what are you afraid of? If you are not afraid, what's wrong with marrying a few more wives?"

Obviously, the Jade Emperor was not a time traveler, but an LSP like Chen Yi. He leaned close to Chen Yi's ear and whispered, "I tell you, all women are like this. If they can't stand it, they can only beg for mercy."

"I'm telling you, if you slander women like this, you'll be beaten to death when you go out."

Chen Yi also whispered to the Jade Emperor.

"Ha, I'm the Jade Emperor, who dares to hit me?"

The Jade Emperor immediately put his hands on his hips and said, "Don't even think about hitting me. I'll just stand there and let them hit me. They can't kill me. Do you understand the value of immortality?"

"I dare!"

At this moment, a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes wearing a phoenix crown came from a distance, with a murderous look on her face, and looked at the Jade Emperor viciously.

"Queen Mother, why are you here?"

  The Jade Emperor subconsciously took a step back, feeling extremely confused. Chen Yi and I were speaking very quietly, so others probably wouldn't have heard us. But looking at the Queen Mother's expression, it seemed as if she had heard us!

"What do you think?"

The Queen Mother reached her right hand into her sleeve, took out a tablet, and looked at the Jade Emperor coldly.

Jade Emperor: ...

The Jade Emperor glared at Chen Yi instantly and asked, "You bastard, are you plotting against me?"

"It's really not my fault."

Chen Yi said innocently, "You activated the call function by tapping the Hu board just now. Your Hu board and the Queen Mother's Hu board for the right hand are automatically connected together."

"No, why does the Queen Mother have this in her hand?"

The Jade Emperor was not so easily fooled and he immediately retorted.

"I told Brother Chen Yi that I wanted to give you a surprise."

The Queen Mother slowly approached the Jade Emperor holding the tablet, and said murderously: "But I never expected that you would give me a surprise."

Jade Emperor: ...

"Queen Mother, calm down, I'm just kidding."

"Good sister, huh?"

"Don't slap my face, don't slap my face!"

"All women are like this, right?"

"Ah, stop fighting, Brother Chen Yi is watching us!"

He...tui!

Scumbag!

Chen Yi felt that what the Jade Emperor said made sense and he had to give him some face, so he turned around and stopped looking. He decided to go find the seven princesses to play with.