Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Chapter 548
The monkey who woke up from the drunk was a little dazed.

It is also commonly known as the monkey face.

In front of the front, there are seven beautiful fairies with slender waists, soft as if boneless, and plump bodies.

It's just that they don't know why, all of them have tears in the corners of their eyes, they are ashamed and angry, and stare at themselves with the kind of eyes that want to die with themselves.

On the side, Shinji stood there with his hands outstretched and his mouth open, as if he was trying to stop something, but at this moment, his eyes were closed, and his expression was subtle yet somewhat unbearable to look directly at.

In the end, they were all fixed in place and couldn't move, and the fairies were a little disheveled...

What's wrong with this?
The monkey was full of doubts in his heart, and just wanted to unravel the immobilization technique of the few people and inquire about it, and suddenly felt the murderous aura of the fairies began to soar, as if they were real.

The monkey who stopped moving rolled his eyes, walked around several fairies and came in front of Shen Er, raised his hand and pointed to untie the body that bound Shen Er, and pulled Shen Er aside.

"What happened to the kidney? Why did the seven fairies and you both suffer from the immobilization spell? Was it the god who did it?"

"Great... Great Sage, you... hi! You said you..."

Shen Er had a heartbroken face, he hesitated to speak.

He turned sideways and bowed his head in silence for two seconds, then as if he had made up his mind, he pushed the monkey away and resolutely walked in front of the fairies.

"Several fairies, the main responsibility lies with the little god. It was the little god who forced the great sage to drink a few more drinks before, which caused the great sage to get drunk and do that kind of thing. I will go with the fairies to the Queen Mother of the West to plead guilty and wait for punishment. .”

The upright monkey became unhappy in an instant, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Shen Er: "What does my old grandson do when he is drunk? What does it have to do with you? Besides, it is my old grandson who insisted on dragging you to drink." .”

As soon as the monkey said this, the seven fairies activated their killing intent wave skills almost at the same time, and stared at the monkey who was still contemptuous of him after using the hold technique just now.

"Don't talk about it, the great sage, the main responsibility lies with the little god. You'd better undo the immobilization technique of the fairies as soon as possible."

……

"They are so rude, and even want to assassinate me, why should they protect them everywhere!"

The monkey who was pulled aside by Shen Er looked unhappy, not far away was the Seventh Fairy who had just been undone by the monkey.

Just now, at the moment when the immobilization technique was unlocked, the seven fairies sneaked towards the monkey who was almost [-] years old with great tacit understanding, each with a vital point on the monkey's body.

Even the attacks and tricks are different, fists, palms, hand swords, elbows, knees, jade hairpins, long swords, no one will hinder anyone, ordinary people are defenseless!

But monkeys are not human... Ordinary people, not to mention the copper-headed iron arms and steel-reinforced bones that cannot be broken by ordinary attacks, the art of changing shape and changing shadows is even easier.

The joint attack of the fairies didn't work, and it angered the monkey. Without saying a word, the monkey wanted to teach the seven fairies a lesson, but Shen Er stopped him in time.

This is also one of the reasons for the monkey's displeasure, and the other reason is the Seven Fairies who are still scolding viciously not far away.

"I will kill you monkey head!"

"You must never be reincarnated!"

"It's not justified not to smash your corpse into thousands of pieces!"

"It's hard to solve the hatred in my heart if I don't crush you!"

"Kill you and kill yourself!"

"I..." Sixth Fairy was about to pick it up when she suddenly came to her senses and looked at Fifth Sister in a daze, "Fifth Sister, commit suicide? Why do we have to commit suicide? Isn't it enough to kill him?"

"Being known by the empress, and then being praised, what face do we have to continue to live? Do you still want to continue to live?"

The Seventh Fairy, who was the youngest and most innocent, was overwhelmed with astonishment, apparently not expecting to go to the point of committing suicide in the end.

"But we can't kill him." The second fairy said, and then she burst into tears with a thud.

Immediately afterwards, the other fairies looked at each other, and they all saw the grievance and reluctance in each other's eyes, as if infected by the two fairies, tears overflowed their eyes one by one.

"I...we can't even do something like give him the insult back before we kill ourselves, really..."

The more the big fairy talked, the more sad she became, and the rest of the fairies were not bad. In the end, the seven fairies hugged each other and cried bitterly.

This scene also made the monkey even more confused.

At this time, Shen Erchang sighed, and said: "My lord, let me ask you, do you really not remember anything? Don't you remember everything you did after you were drunk?"

The monkey's expression was indescribably weird, saying that if I remember, why would I ask you?But what did you do?
"Please answer me seriously, don't lie, this is related to their reputation and seven lives!"

The monkey shook his head, expressing that he really didn't know.

"Then you wait here for me, I'll go and explain to the fairies, and let this matter stop here."

After saying that, Shen Er turned around and walked towards the Seventh Fairy who was still crying, and after handing over the handkerchief, he hesitated for a moment before saying hesitantly.

"Fairies, the Great Sage... really doesn't remember."

"What are you talking about! That monkey head doesn't even remember the good things he did! You bastard!"

The big fairy's anger level went off the charts, and she wished she could rush up to fight the monkey to the death, but she was stopped by Shen Er.

"Calm down, big fairy! This is the end of the matter, you should think about your own future! Fame is important, but the lives of the fairies are equally important! Moreover, it is not impossible to keep the reputation of the fairies."

"What way?" The second fairy asked quickly.

A flash of hesitation flashed in Shen Er's eyes, he hesitated to open his mouth several times but failed to make a sound.

"Say it quickly!" the three fairies urged.

"Just pretend nothing happened today, and don't let anyone know about it except us."

The big fairy's eyebrows were startled, and she was about to start cursing, but suddenly thought of something, she lowered her head and began to think carefully.

"In this way, although the... shame that these fairies have suffered cannot be washed away, at least their reputation and their lives are saved. This is already the best result."

Hearing the word shame, the eyes of the seven fairies flashed a bit of shame and indignation at the same time, but they finally calmed down, after all, it was related to the most important reputation of a woman.

"I don't want to shirk my responsibility, but if I want to ruin the reputation of a few fairies because of this, and even let the fairies who love their reputation take their lives, it is even more unbearable!"

"No, you are not responsible." The big fairy shook her head, a bit of self-blame flashed in her eyes, and was replaced by deep resentment: "We broke in despite your advice, and we are also responsible. As for More responsibility lies with that monkey head!"

"No, no, it's the little god who failed to stop it. He didn't stop the fairies, let alone the great sage. The responsibility lies with me."

Looking at Shen Er and the seven fairies who suddenly politely pushed and shoved, the monkey became even more puzzled.

After a quarter of an hour, Shen Er finally reached a unified understanding with the seven fairies on this matter:
Let this matter be aborted!
Never mention it to anyone again!

Seeing Shen Er turn around and turn back, the monkey who was eager to get the truth immediately went up to meet him, and asked in a low voice, "Don't lie to me, what did my old grandson do after he got drunk?"

Shen Er sighed, then bowed and bowed: "Great Sage, this is the end of this matter, for their sake, and for your own sake, please don't bring it up before anyone else!"

The monkey scratched his ears and cheeks, very aggrieved, and said: "Don't hide it, if my grandson made a mistake, my grandson will not deny it, and tell the truth about what I did!"

"This..." Shen Er hesitated to speak, turned his head to look at the fairies who put on their airs again and came forward step by step.

"Does it mean that I don't even have the minimum right to know about what my grandson did? Tell me the truth quickly!"

"But just now, I made an oath with a few fairies to rot this matter in my heart and never mention it again. Don't ask, Dasheng. It's best for everyone to let this matter die."

"I feel bad! Tell me!"

"My lord, this matter involved the lives of seven fairies, so I won't say anything about it! Please keep this in mind and don't bring it up again, or I won't be able to kneel forever!"

Said that Shen Er was about to kneel down, but was held back by the big fairy who came forward and Wukong in front of him at the same time.

"Why do you want to kneel to me? If you don't say anything, I'm going to kill my grandson! Hi!"

The monkey was so aggrieved that he wished he could find a tree and use his golden cudgel to vent his anger.

"My lord, please promise me."

Seeing Shen Er who was about to kneel down again, the monkey was about to collapse at this moment, and could only hold back aggrievedly in the end.

"Thank you, Great Sage!"

Shen Er's thanks made the monkey even more aggrieved.

……

Taking advantage of the seven fairies, who had been very cold since the beginning, to pick peaches, the unstoppable monkey found Shen Er again, and seemed to be still obsessed with the so-called truth.

"Great Sage, you must exercise restraint in drinking in the future. The little god can only say this."

"You all want to kill my old grandson! When has my old grandson been so aggrieved! Oops!!"

"Great Sage, I didn't tell you, it was for your own good!"

"Bullshit is for my own good! I don't feel anything other than aggrieved! There is an inexplicable fire in my internal organs, and I want to burn my grandson to death!"

Seeing the monkey go crazy, Shen Er couldn't bear it after all, leaned forward and reminded in a low voice: "Great Sage, you probably burned more than just the internal organs, right?"

Wukong was taken aback for a moment, his eyeballs rolled around.

How could Wukong, who has been extremely alert since he was a child, fail to hear what Shen Er said?Think carefully about these words, and immerse your mind in your own body, commonly known as inner viewing.

After a few breaths, Wukong pulled Shen Er and said in a very low voice: "To tell you the truth, since I woke up from the wine, my lower abdomen has been very hot, because it is private and I can't say it just now, I feel better now. But with this related?"

"My lord, stop here."

Shen Er said, and lightly patted the back of Goku's hand twice.

Then he turned around and looked at the fairies who had finished picking the peaches and were about to come back. At the same time, Wukong, who knew a little about men and women, finally came to his senses.

The whole person stood in place, stunned.

Could it be that he almost had sex?

……

"Let's go, the time for apprenticeship is coming soon. Don't delay any longer." The fairy said to Shen Er, without even looking at Wukong who was aside.

Until Shen Er and the seven fairies left the Peach Garden, the monkey didn't say a word, but just watched them leave the Peach Garden blankly.

On the other side, Shen Er followed Seven Fairies to the gate of Pantao Garden when he was stopped by a group of immortals. Moreover, all of them were immortals worthy of their names, and the lowest was the level of immortals!
The Five Elders, Jinmu Mugong, and the Three Officials are all listed here!
Just as Shen Er was about to bow to pay his respects, he was stopped by Tianguan, one of the three great emperors.

"Why do you need these cumbersome etiquette between master and apprentice?"

Shen Er was taken aback, and just about to speak, he was preempted by a local official who was also one of the three official emperors.

"Tianguan, don't make trouble, this is obviously my apprentice."

"You two, stop fighting. I just died. I have a relationship with him as a teacher and apprentice." The water officer at the same level is a heroic woman with sword eyebrows and eagle eyes.

At this time, the aged Queen Mother of the West glared at the Seven Fairies who were afraid to speak, and said in her heart: If you hurry up, the feast of apprenticeship will be over by now, and you will be wasted!
Queen Mother Xi took a step forward, and tapped the crutch in her hand: "Ahem, I'm so sorry, this son has a lot of fate with this ineffective disciple, Lao Shen."

Standing beside the Queen Mother of the West is the Nine Heavens Xuannv.

"You may not know that the marriage that this person had in the seventh life, that woman is the incarnation of my disciple who is going through all the kalpas in the lower realm, so..."

I have to say it has to be the Queen Mother of the West, this nonsense is easy to say, and I don't blush at all.

"The master apprentice banquet and apprentice acceptance ceremony are all ready. If you are willing to show your face, you can go with us."

"Is the Queen Mother of the West treating us like a three-year-old child? Do you think so?" The water officer sneered, then raised his arms, and started talking nonsense in public: "Everyone, see clearly what this is! That's right, his first In the third life, I saved a willow tree that was going to be burned by the villagers as firewood at the entrance of the village, and that willow tree was one of my incarnations! This burn is the burn at that time! He is kind to me, so in this life I want to Repay your kindness to him, accept him as a disciple, and reconcile each other!"

Good guy, this one is even more heavyweight!
Shen Er exclaimed in his heart, this eldest sister with wheat-colored skin looks extremely healthy.In order to complete the story, she even took the initiative to burn herself!She really, I cried to death!
Then, one after another, the immortals scrambled to blew themselves up, and assigned themselves the identities of various people who had intersected in Shen Er's blindly fabricated tenth life history.

In order to have something to do with Shen Er, he even made himself into a dog!I won't say who it is, anyway, Shen Er thinks it's quite interesting.

The battle between several people gradually escalated. Gradually, verbal disputes seemed to be difficult to meet the needs of the war, and some physical movements gradually increased.

When it was about to start a real fight, the Jade Emperor's imperial decree arrived.There is one meaning inside and outside the words:
Don't steal it, it's all mine.

No matter where it comes from, where it goes back, that's it, I will go down first.

After secretly cursing shamelessly, these immortals left unwillingly.

It was still the Queen Mother of the West who had a lot of eyes, and she took special care of her apprentice Jiutian Xuannv before she left.

"Teacher, you haven't forgotten the technique in the Yin-Yang room, have you?"

Xuannv was taken aback, what does this mean?
"In extraordinary times, you can use extraordinary methods!" The Queen Mother of the West said in a very low voice, "As long as he is infected with his Yuanyang, the rest of the gods will recognize him even if they don't want to!"

Seeing Xuannv who was in a daze, the Queen Mother of the West poked Xuannv's head with a look of resentment, and continued: "In recent days, the heavenly court has received less and less incense from the lower world. He will This is the only turning point! If this kind of experience is introduced into the mortal world, I believe it will not be long before there will be Taoist temples for him everywhere in the mortal world, and the incense will not fade, and even..."

After speaking, the Queen Mother of the West looked around, and after seeing no one, she lowered her voice and continued: "...Maybe a bit stronger than the Jade Emperor's incense!"

"God!" Xuannv exclaimed subconsciously.

"He's a real sweetheart now. Whoever can get in touch with him will never stop. Master, this is all for your own good, and you just met him. He has extraordinary temperament, elegant conversation, Righteous and dignified, neither humble nor overbearing, polite, with sword-like eyebrows and star-eyed eyes, you are worthy of you."

Xuannv couldn't help thinking of Shen Er whom she had just met for the first time, and had to admit that there was no man in the heaven who could match that face alone!
"But... isn't this kind of thing against the rules of heaven?"

"It's okay, if you ask me, just say it's from the previous life! His Yuanyang is also from the previous life! The marriages in the human world that he experienced when he was transformed into a mortal catastrophe are beyond the control of heaven. Don't worry about doing it, and other masters will help you. "

"But..." Xuan Nu hesitated to speak.

"Don't like him?"

"No, I just feel..."

The Queen Mother of the West snorted softly, and sneakily stuffed a small porcelain bottle into Xuannv's hand: "Don't think, you take this, it's the love potion that the master practiced in advance, don't say he's a ghost, even if the golden fairy comes Impossible to bear it!"

Looking at the small porcelain bottle with the mouth sealed in her hand, Xuannv fell silent. This master must have prepared too much, right?
"Hmph, it means that the old man saved his hand in advance. He thought that the gang of shameless people would rob people and force him to have a relationship with him, so he called you his wife of the seventh world."

Xuannv: ...

In this way, without knowing it, Shen Er was targeted by someone, and he was not even alone...

(End of this chapter)