Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

It has been more than a month since the monkey learned that he was drunk and did the thing that was frivolous to the Seven Fairies. During this month, the monkey got drunk all day long and didn't care about work.

Even the few big flat peaches that I used to secretly eat every day have no interest.

Of course, the monkey didn't know that those things he did when he was drunk were controlled by someone, and he didn't even know that the wine he drank at that time was given aphrodisiac drugs.

……

The land also has its own mansion.

Although it's not big, but these days, the threshold has been trampled by a group of gods who can't beat it. Asking is to find Shen Er to get acquainted and build a relationship.

Even, Shen Er heard that people from the west were also coming, but the Jade Emperor blocked them all with a random reason.

Just kidding, how can we casually let you get in touch with the sweet pastry of our heavenly court? I really think I don't know what your plans are?Isn't it because the teachings in the mortal world are not easy to spread in recent years, so I want to use my own sweets to preach.

Based on his (Shen Er) resume, if he is really related to the west and spread to the mortal world, it will be much more useful than some deceitful scriptures.

Once the temple is built, it will take less than ten days. I believe that the incense alone will allow him to achieve a golden body immediately, and it will be smooth sailing to achieve Hunyuan Daoguo in the future.

In a word, where it came from, it will go back.

No one is stupid, they all know the importance of this person in the future, no matter where they are, they can guarantee that the future incense will continue for a long time.

You don't even have a decent gift, and when you hear the news, you want to come pick peaches, and go make your mother's spring and autumn dream!

He has a big head, big ears, wide body and fat body, and his ideas are smarter than the other. If he likes to dream, he can do it by himself.

乀(ˉεˉ乀) roll!
Of course, it is impossible for the Jade Emperor to say that, but it does have such a meaning: If you want to build a relationship, there is no way!
Furthermore, I do not know when, there is a new rule in Pantao Garden, that is:

Miscellaneous people, etc., are not allowed to visit Pantaoyuan for no reason!

If you need to visit, you must first report to the Queen Mother of the West, clearly explain the purpose of the visit, and obtain the consent of the Queen Mother of the West before entering the next approval process.

The second process is to obtain the consent of Monkey King and a written consent to sign.Both are indispensable.

For such unreasonable rules, all the gods could only scold Bi Qiniang in their hearts.

You really have the final say on your home site?

Anyone can see that the Queen Mother of the West is determined to monopolize this future sweet pastry, but there is no way, after all, the Pantao Garden is indeed the Queen Mother of the West's private territory.

However, immediately after that, a group of immortals found another way.

On the same day, more than one fairy god gave a performance to the Jade Emperor, requesting that Shen Er be promoted and transferred to himself...

Then it's over.

After all, everyone wanted to transfer Shen Er to him, and they couldn't agree on it. In the end, the Jade Emperor found a reason and slipped away, leaving behind a group of gods who were constantly arguing.

As far as the Jade Emperor is concerned, as long as Shen Er belongs to the Heavenly Court, no matter what position he holds in the future, all the incense and incense he receives in the future will belong to the Heavenly Court.

After all, I am the boss, so it's normal to make subordinates,

You also want to take advantage, so come up with your own ideas.I'm brushing up on this young man's resume for the second time. I don't have time, so I don't make an appointment.

In other words, ever since the Queen Mother of the West made such a rule, the gods and gods always gathered in the old days, and it was very lively. The Pantao Garden suddenly became deserted in the middle of the night.

For this kind of development, Shen Er himself is happy to be at ease, after all, he is indeed under a lot of pressure every day facing a group of OOs who look like peerless beauties.

However, for the maidservant of the Jade Emperor who has maintained a dual relationship of body and spirit for a long time and has been stained with Shen Er's color, this is news she cannot accept.

When the flood season came, the Yellow River flooded and caused disasters. The people were deeply affected and displaced, hungry and unable to sleep at night.Dayu who was in charge of Dinghaishenzhen was imprisoned again, how could this work?
The maid was so anxious that she tried her best to deal with the sudden extra guards outside the Pantao Garden on the second day after the rules came down, and tried every means to sneak in.

After entering, she first spent half an hour crying and complaining, expressing the pain of missing the king in her heart with all her heart, the pitiful appearance made Shen Er feel a little bit unbearable.

Coincidentally, at this time, the Nine Heavens Xuannv arrived...

"Thank you for your love, I am worthy of it!"

In the plain and narrow main hall of the land mansion, Shen Er, who received the toast from Nine Heavens Profound Girl, cupped his hands.

The Nine Heavens Xuannv smiled gently: "There is no need to be so polite. The uprightness and uprightness of the Immortal Monarch are obvious to all in the Heavenly Court. Just such a resume is a role model for my generation of immortals and gods. You just accept this wine."

"This…"

"Are you worried that I will drug this wine?"

"My little god doesn't dare!" Shen Er hurriedly got up and bowed, and at the same time spat secretly, you don't know if you took the medicine or not?This amount of medicine is that Na Truth Listening can't hold it!

"Hehehe, I was just joking. You should sit down quickly. These are all rewards from the Queen Mother of the West and me for your dedication to guarding the Pantao Garden."

Opening your mouth is nonsense, and your face is not red and your heart is not beating.

Even Shen Er was secretly amazed that the Xuannv in this world has such a level, for the sake of a so-called incense, she even drugged herself, wanting to take her Yuanyang!

It's really worrying!
If it wasn't for the fact that Queen Mother Xi, who was pointing behind her, was old and decrepit, I would have gone to her to have a good theory!
"Hurry up and drink it. This is a soothe the nerves and nourish the qi. The immortal brew of Peiben Guyuan will be of great benefit to you."

The benefit of having a fart!It was clearly a medicine that would make it difficult for even Jinxian to hold on to the lychee after drinking it!
Shen Er cursed secretly, but didn't say anything, raised his head and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Just kidding, I am not a gentleman, since I insist on rushing to deliver it, I don't want it for nothing.

Even thinking of the maid secretly watching in the corner, Shen Er looked forward to the next development even more.

clang-

Seeing Shen Er who was staring wide-eyed, completely frozen in place, and dropped the wine glass from his hand, Xuannv, who was still a little nervous, was secretly surprised.

This medicine works so fast?

"No... not good! Little God... Little God, I'm afraid that something went wrong in his practice, so please go, my lady!"

Xuannv stood up instantly, and said, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Just tell me, I'll help you!"

"No...no need, Ma'am, go away! Little God...Little God can solve it on his own. If he doesn't leave...I'm afraid...I'm afraid..."

"I'm afraid what will happen?" Xuannv asked, and then secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, because this was the first time for herself, and she should be nervous.

"I'm afraid I will be disrespectful to the empress! Empress, go away!"

"Although the position is humble, you and I are also colleagues. How can I abandon you? Come on, I will definitely help you!"

Xuannv said very frankly that in order to show herself more honestly, she even took off the outermost coat of feathers.

This is taught by the Queen Mother of the West.

Like a white jade, the soft arm that would ooze water when pinched was stretched out towards Shen Er.The moment he touched Shen Er with a painful expression, Shen Er's expression became even more painful.

"You...you don't..."

"Don't? Don't what?" Xuannv asked knowingly, and leaned closer to Shen Er deliberately, bringing her pink jade neck and fragrant shoulders to Shen Er's eyes.

For some reason, at this moment, Xuannv suddenly felt that it was very good to tease Shen Er like this!It's better than ever!Commonly known as - awakening.

"You tell me you're uncomfortable there, and I'll help you."

"I beg your mother to leave quickly! Little God... Little God really can't control himself!"

"Why do you want to control? What is it that feels uncomfortable?" Xuannv was still pretending, and even deliberately exposed a pair of jade legs under Luo Sha skirt in front of Shen Er.

This feeling was so strange that Xuannv herself couldn't control herself, and somehow wanted to continue.

At this time, Shen Er closed his eyes, which made Xuannv a little unhappy, and immediately froze her hands and feet.

Finally, at a certain moment, Shen Er opened a pair of big bloodshot eyes.At that moment, Xuannv who faced such eyes felt embarrassed.

And then……

……

Looking at the shredded clothes all over the floor, and hearing the scorching voice coming from the back room, the maid cursed in her heart, shameless bitch.

Walking lightly to the table, the young lady put the remaining half pot of wine into her sleeves.

The authorities are bewildered by the onlookers, but the young lady actually saw that Xuannv wanted to do something wrong with Shen Er from the time of persuading him to drink, and then she deliberately took off her feather coat to seduce her.

Originally, the young lady wanted to jump out at that time, but after much deliberation, she came up with a brilliant idea.

That is……

……

From three poles in the sun to nightfall.

It's not serious, but it's actually Shen Er's most common routine.

In the quaint and extraordinarily simple little bedroom, the Xuannv who had turned into mud didn't even have the strength to lift her fingers.The rolled eyes proved that there was nothing left in his mind.

Commonly known as broken.

At this time, Shen Er, whose eyes were clear again, silently pulled the quilt on Xuannv, and said with great regret: "Mother, the little god has done such a disrespectful thing! Don't worry, the little god will go to the Jade Emperor to plead guilty! Willing Be punished by God!"

Seeing Shen Er who was about to leave in a hurry, Xuannv woke up instantly, regardless of whether she was wearing clothes or not, she directly lifted the quilt and grabbed Shen Er.

"Wait a minute—!!"

"Your Majesty, don't say any more, the sins committed by the little god this time are too unacceptable, please let me go!"

"No! You stay!" Xuannv was so anxious that she scolded Shen Er in her heart that she didn't know how to be flexible.

Just don't think about it, if you report this kind of thing to the Jade Emperor, who can have a good relationship?

"Shen Lang, there is no need to panic, just listen to me—"

Hearing this title, Shen Er couldn't help but exclaimed in his heart, what a guy, he changed the title to himself after that!
In the next few minutes, Xuannv revealed that she was actually Shen Er's wife in the seventh life of Shen Er.

"It doesn't matter even if you mess with Shen Lang's Yuan Yang, and it doesn't matter if you are seen by others. If you ask, just say that you stayed at that time. This is good for you and me."

However, Shinji shook his head at this moment.

"Your Majesty, don't deceive yourself, you are not her."

Xuannv's heart skipped a beat, how did he know?
"Because I am!"

A female voice came from the door, causing Xuannv to be even more surprised. When she looked up, she realized that it was a little maid with a low position.

"Hmph! You are the Profound Nv of Nine Heavens, but you have drugged someone else's husband to seduce her. There are all witnesses and evidences. Let me see how you argue!"

Seeing the jug in the hand of the maid, Xuannv was completely stunned.

Good guy!The oriole is behind!

"I will definitely report this matter to the Jade Emperor! Let him decide!"

"Don't...don't!" Xuannv's pupils shrank, and she immediately stood up and stretched out her hand to stop it.

"Hmph! Why didn't you expect this kind of result when you gave my husband the medicine? It's too late to regret it!"

"No, I'll promise you anything you want, but this is the only thing, this is the only thing... Please..."

Looking at the maid who suddenly became strong, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv who was having sex with her obediently, Shen Er said that this scene is really good and worth watching.

Speaking of which, this maid's mind is indeed good, and she is indeed a bit scheming, and she even knows how to endure.

Seeing Xuannv getting more and more subdued, the maid lady cleverly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey. After all, she also knew that if she was really pushed at this time, no one would have good juice to eat.

"Conditions? Alright, if you meet my next conditions, I will make it aborted, and I can even give you the title of Shenlang's seventh wife!"

Xuan's expression beamed with joy: "Say it!"

The condition put forward by the lady maid is actually very simple, that is, let Xuannv go to the Jade Emperor to accept herself as a disciple, so that she can stay in the mansion of Jiutian Xuannv as a disciple of Xuannv in the future.

After thinking about it for a while, Shen Er thought of the reason why the lady maid did this. It was nothing more than wanting to have an affair with him at any time after the false relationship between him and Xuannv in the previous life was made public in the Heavenly Court.

After all, as soon as the relationship was made public, he would have to live with Xuannv. If he knew everything about the marriage when he was still in the mortal world, even Tian Tiao couldn't control it.

"I know that my status is humble, even if I am also in the heavenly court, I can't stay with Shen Lang forever. It doesn't matter if I give you that false name, I just want to see Shen Lang day and night!"

Hearing this, Xuannv was almost moved to tears!
This wish is too simple!
In contrast, why is he such a baby?
Passing Xuannv, the maid came to the front of the boat, squeezed out two tears and pressed her face to Shen Er's chest.

"Shiro, I miss you~"

Deep in love, the two booed in front of Xuannv, and it was embarrassing to see whether Xuannv left or not.

At this critical moment, the maid lady said something to Xuannv that moved Shen Er.

"How about... togerher?"

Shen Er is not a serious person, the maid lady knows better than anyone else, after all, the first time they met, she took the initiative to pull herself into a corner after just a few teases.

In other words, even if Xuannv didn't add that stuff to the wine today, this man might not let Xuannv go!

"This... isn't this good?" Xuannv hesitated and said, with a hesitant look on her face.

"Are you being polite to my original partner, your mother?"

……

Before dawn the next day, Xuannv took her maid and sister to find Queen Mother Xi, planning to ask Queen Mother West to intercede with the Jade Emperor.

It was just a little-known maid, and without even thinking about it, the Jade Emperor asked Taibai to draw up an imperial decree, informing everyone that his maid was accepted as a disciple by Nine Heavens Xuannv.

Then, the Queen Mother of the West, who knew that Xuannv had succeeded, popped up another pop-up window for a private chat with the Jade Emperor...