Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Chapter 550 What Du Lala's Promotion Notes Heavenly Court Version!

After listening to Queen Mother Xi's request, the Jade Emperor gave a disdainful smile and didn't take it seriously at all, because he had heard too many such words in recent days.

What are you talking about here, that your own disciple once incarnated and went down to the earth to go through calamities, and he happened to be Shen Er's wife in a certain life.People say that the dog that Shen Er saved in a certain life is his incarnation.

As for the water officer, he has come more than once, and even has a reason. Every time he comes, he swings her arm that was scalded by something in front of him.

With so many people, who do you think I should trust?

It is really difficult to give the Queen Mother of the West a gift. After I looked helplessly, the Jade Emperor took the teacup unhurriedly, brought it to his mouth and blew gracefully.

suck~ suck~ suck~

Sulululu——

"Long live, if you don't believe me, call Xuannv to see it! When my disciple's incarnation returned, he brought his Yuanyang from the world! That stuff is genuine, and it can't be fooled!"

puff!
The Jade Emperor sprayed it out in an instant, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched to look at the Queen Mother of the West.

Good guy!This old thing is so ruthless!

For a little incense, regardless of the rules of heaven!
What kind of bullshit marriage in the mortal world, the Jade Emperor didn't know that even Yuan Yang who was really pregnant with Shen Er, definitely and definitely got it in the near future.

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, and said in a nonchalant way: "As expected of the Queen Mother of the West, it is really admirable."

"Long live my praise." The Queen Mother of the West responded with a smile, then raised her finger and knocked on the table, "However, this matter..."

Damn, what do you think?
The Jade Emperor is a little bit overwhelmed, that man's Yuan Yang has guided your apprentice to get it, what else can I do?For the sake of Tianting's face, what else can I do besides admit it?
"I have already informed Donghua (Prince of the East) in advance, so there will be no trouble." Queen Mother Xi added, "I have also received a letter from Yuelao."

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was furious and even sneered in his heart.What did you say that you have been notified, did you ask him to falsify your resume overnight for your apprentice?Did you add a resume that has gone through mortal calamities overnight?

Who doesn't know that your Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East are a married couple who are in conflict?And that Yuelao, your Queen Mother Xi has spoken, does he dare not sell your face?
"Good method! Taibai Jinxing, draw paper on my behalf—"

Even if he knew that this was the method of the Queen Mother of the West, the Jade Emperor had nothing to do, and he couldn't even tell the outside world.

After all, if this matter gets out, the majesty of the Heavenly Court will be completely lost. Nine Heavens Profound Girl, Queen Mother of the West, and Duke of the East are all great gods who have been famous for a long time.

If this kind of scandal really gets out, and if it is accidentally introduced into the mortal world or something, it can really shake the roots of heaven!
Originally, there were less and less incense, but if something happened to this, the order of the Heavenly Court would be lost!
After Taibai Jinxing finished drawing up the holy paper and put it down on the rice paper, the Jade Emperor said, "Only this time!"

"Thank you long live." The Queen Mother of the West got up quickly to salute, bowed her body and said goodbye to the Jade Emperor with a smile.

……

Today, the entire Heavenly Court knows.

Including the fine dog of Erlang Shen's family.

Nine Heavens Xuannv once went down to the earth to go through calamities, and had a mortal marriage with Shen Er, even if she became a fairy, the red line is still there!The two are a couple like the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East!

Ordinarily, the imperial decree issued by the Jade Emperor himself, there is no element of fraud.However, there are still many people who feel that something is wrong with this matter, but they want to ask but dare not discuss it.

In the end, I could only settle with a monosyllabic cursive script.

On the other hand, after the Queen Mother of the West returned, she set up a large and magnificent new mansion for Xuannv and Shen Er, and rewarded Shen Er with a basket of large and juicy flat peaches.

They are all cooked once in 9000 years. It is said that after eating, you can live the same life as the world.Because of this, Shen Er, who knew that he could no longer continue pretending to be a ghost, pretended to be an immortal.

Shen Er also got a new title from today—Mingjun Wanjie, which just corresponds to Nine Heavens Xuannv, and her full name is Mingde Fungus of Ten Worlds of Ten Thousand Tribulations.

This promotion speed is much faster than riding a rocket.

The title and rank have been confirmed first, but the functions have not yet been implemented. Xuannv wanted Shen Er to help her deal with her own matters first (in fact, she wanted to post with Shen Er during the day), but Shen Er refused.

Just kidding, do you really want me to work for your heavenly court?
Be his mother's dream!
In the end, Xuannv, who couldn't hold back Shen Er, could only let Shen Er continue to take care of the Pantao Garden for the time being, and wait for the higher-ups to confirm the functions before letting Shen Er take up the post.

In fact, Shen Er was also a little surprised. How did his fake identity and resume successfully pass the review and get hired?
But if you look carefully, even if you ask someone to go to the underworld to check, you will know that there is no such person as yourself!
But after thinking about it, Shen Er didn't break it.

After all, Shen Er couldn't control the corners of his mouth once he thought of the expressions of these people in heaven after they learned the truth one day, because it was so interesting.

Be it the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother of the West, the Xuannv, or the gods who have invited him to dinner, Shen Er is looking forward to what kind of expression he will show at that time.

Of course, Shen Er didn't know at this time that his expectations were likely to fail.

Underworld.

Yan Wang was sweating profusely, nervously flipping through the life and death books of the corresponding period compared with Shen Er's resume.

No!No!still none!

Not at all!Not a single comparison!

"How could it not be? How could he not have it! It shouldn't be there! Could it be that..."

Suddenly, Hades thought of a possibility.

Because of my ineffective supervision, I accidentally lost Zhenjun's file!
It's over, if this matter is found out by the Heavenly Court, if I don't protect my official title, I may lose my head!

Looking at King Yama who was slumped in his seat, the little judge at the side suddenly thought of something and took a step forward.

"My lord, I have a clever plan, so that the court will not be able to blame you!"

"Oh? Come on!"

"My lord, do you remember Monkey King?"

"of course I remember."

The little judge chuckled, and continued: "My lord said that when Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the underworld, he accidentally smashed all the files of Wanjie Mingjun. Although they can be pieced together, it may affect the mood of the Holy Majesty when he was looking through it. So I copied another copy on new paper..."

"Ah, this..."

"Don't worry, my lord, as long as the content of the copy is exactly the same as the resume of the Wanjie Mingjun, His Majesty the Jade Emperor will definitely not be able to see it. Then another one will be written, which will be old and bad. If they notice something is wrong, come and check it. Show them the smashed book when it's time!"

King Yan Luo nodded frequently when he heard it, and finally he stroked his beard and laughed: "Hahahaha, this plan is very clever!"

……

"Will the fungus come back to sleep tonight?"

On the third morning, Xuannv blushed, lowered her head, and asked Xiang Shen'er coyly.

After such a short period of time, the Xuannv in this world can't extricate herself from all kinds of tastes, especially the use of the never-before-used technique in the yin and yang room, which is even more wonderful.

"If I don't come back, I'll just like the little house in Pantaoyuan."

Upon hearing this, Xuannv became anxious, and hurriedly said: "Then...then I will go there at night."

"What are you doing there?"

"..."

"You left your vocal cords at home, what's the matter? Louder!"

"I... I used to serve fungi..."

Shen Er waved his hand: "No need, yesterday I agreed with the Great Sage to be drunk till dawn today."

"Then I'll pour wine for you!"

"If you don't need it, you don't need it, let's go."

The humble Xuannv watched Shen Er go away, although Shen Er's attitude was bad and the words were not nice, but Xuannv somehow felt that a certain part was very comfortable.

This is a complete awakening.

At this time, Rong was promoted to be the chief manager of the new mansion, and the maid lady who was passed on by Xuannv as the first disciple came forward, leaned into Xuannv's ear and whispered: "Mother, let me teach you a trick, the place that my husband likes is actually Yes...the knowledge I like is..."

This young lady is very smart, knowing that she has reached this point, the best way is to bring the relationship closer, the two women can only last long if they are completely united.

So, it's been two full days since I moved to the new mansion, and the lady maid didn't fight with Xuannv once at night, and she behaved extremely generously.

"That... isn't that shameful? Even if no one sees..."

Xuannv blushed and hesitated, she didn't look like a Valkyrie at all.

"Your Majesty, I don't know, men, I like that style! What about a lady in front of a man, and a queen in front of him!"

"Oh... well, I made a note."

"Then I'm going to prepare clothes for the empress?"

"Huh? Today?"

The maid smirked twice, leaned close to Xuannv's ear and whispered: "I will use it on the way to pick up my husband tomorrow morning, and it will definitely give my mother an unexpected wonderful experience~"

For some reason, just thinking of that scene made Xuannv feel dizzy and short of breath...

……

"My lord, I really can't drink any more!"

In the peach orchard in the middle of the night, Shen Er was trying desperately to stop the monkey who was still drinking, although it was useless.

"No! Drink it! You must drink it! How can such a good thing as your prosperity be achieved if you don't drink it for three days and three nights? Drink it!"

The monkey, who was almost soaked in alcohol, drank, and then, as if thinking of something, he squinted the monkey's eyes and approached Shen Er.

"I said you wouldn't be reluctant to save your bar?"

Shen Er instantly became unhappy, and said: "What kind of words is this, the Great Sage! How can the Great Sage not know what kind of person I am? I'm just worried about the Great Sage's body!"

"Body? Hehe, my old grandson was born with a vajra indestructible body! This little wine is not in the way! Come, drink! Drink it for three days and three nights, and you will never get drunk!"

"Great Sage! You will really drink to your health!"

"You don't give me face?"

Speaking of this, Shen Er could only take the wine glass.

"I drink! Can I drink it? But, after drinking this cup, I really can't drink anymore. Drinking can't solve the depression in my heart. Now, I am in a high position, not just the husband-in-law of the Nine Heavens Xuannv , and even has the false name of being a disciple of the Queen Mother of the West, it may not be able to help the Great Sage."

"you can help me?"

The monkey chuckled, but then rolled his eyes as if thinking of something.

This person has indeed experienced the matter between men and women...

Thinking of this, the monkey quickly put down the wine glass, grabbed Shen Er's forearm holding the wine glass, and leaned forward.

"You... you are not coaxing me?"

"I can't coax anyone, but I can't coax the Great Sage!"

"Well, come and tell me, these days, whenever I think of those seven fairies, I feel uneasy, and I just want to drink until I get drunk, what's the matter?"

"I must feel guilty."

"Is there a way?" The monkey asked again.

"Just make up for them."

"How to compensate."

"You have to ask them."

"I asked them before, but you know...you know they just want to kill me! Hey!" The monkey was a little crazy, grabbed the wine glass in Shen's second hand, raised his head and drank it down.

Shen Er sighed quietly: "If I knew today, why bother? I told the Great Sage at that time that it is best not to know."

"If you don't know, you can pretend that this has never happened?!"

Seeing the wide-eyed and very angry monkey, Shen Er praised in his heart, then sat up straight, and continued: "The biggest difference between the great sage and those of us who have experienced mortal disasters and ascended to the upper world is that there is no I have personally experienced love in the world, so I am so restless when faced with this kind of thing."

"I know! But..." the monkey hesitated to speak.

"This may be the fate of the Great Sage."

"Kalpa? My old grandson is beyond the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements! How can there be Calamity?"

"Great Sage, you underestimate the word love. Let me tell you, the word love is beyond the Three Realms and Five Elements. It is invisible and intangible, but it really exists. At this time, it is not also making the Great Sage feel uneasy. Is Ning worried?"

The monkey opened his mouth to refute, but in the end he was speechless.

……

Early in the morning, Xuannv came to pick up Shen Er, who had been drinking with the monkey for a day and a night, and went home to rest.

On the way, from Xuannv's mouth, Shen Er learned that his file in the underworld was sent over early in the morning.

Can't help but be more puzzled.

Could it be that Hades also thought he had lost his files?Worried that heaven would blame you, so you compiled a copy based on your resume?
"It's better for the fungus to stay away from that monkey in the future. The fungus doesn't know yet. Your file in the underworld has been affected because of the monkey head's riots. It's so dilapidated that it's hard to splice it together. The king of Yama has no choice but to write a file." It's handed over."

Shen Er almost didn't hold back, the King of Hades actually put the non-existent shit bowl on the monkey's forehead!
Well, it can only be said that monkeys are really miserable.

Having said that, wouldn't my resume be solid in this way?I was clearly looking forward to their expressions after learning the truth, so what should I do now?
"Huh? No, this is not the way back, is it?"

At this time, Shen Er suddenly noticed something, but the next moment, he saw Xuannv stop, and shyly and blushingly took off his feather coat silently.

Siamese, fishnet, purple, yes.

"I heard that...the husband is happy...this...this..."

Shen Er waved his hand, saying that there is no need to say more, and the next operation will be clear by himself!
(End of this chapter)