Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Chapter 566 The monkey is on it!

"My lord, do you know that you have violated the rules of heaven?"

Shen Er looked dignified, and met Wukong's sight directly.

At this moment, the surrounding air seemed to be a little dignified.

For some reason, at this moment, Wukong felt that his wine had suddenly sobered up a little because of Shen Er's expression and eyes.

Trembling uncontrollably, the monkey stood up directly, and said indifferently: "Fungus, don't say it so seriously, we have been together for so long, you should know my grandson's temperament, what kind of shit, I have never Didn't take it seriously."

"Oh~ If you say that, the Great Sage should have already thought about what to do, right?"

The monkey stopped talking for a moment, and scratched his head with a resentful smile.

"It seems to be true. Since I already have an idea in my heart, why did the Great Sage ask Yu Xiaoshen me just now?"

The monkey chuckled, quickly poured a glass of wine and pushed it in front of Shen Er: "Fungus, don't get me wrong, I didn't want to drag you into the water just now, I just wanted to hear about fungi's methods. Fungi have rich experience , my old grandson will definitely listen to your ideas."

"Great Sage, you and I both serve in the Heavenly Court. It stands to reason that after being ranked in the immortal class, one should abandon the emotions and desires of the mortal world, so the little god really doesn't have this way."

The monkey didn't speak, just looked at Shen Er with a half-smile.

Shen Er, who couldn't stand being stared at, said helplessly: "Great Sage, the little god really has nothing to do, why don't the great sage tell the great sage what he thinks and ask the little god to give you advice?"

Upon hearing this, the monkey immediately sat down.

Holding Shen Er's hand, he confided in all his plans to bring a few catties of big and juicy peaches as a betrothal gift to the Queen Mother of the West to propose marriage.

Listen, the Nine Heavens Xuannv's expression on the side is indescribably weird, let's not talk about how ridiculous it is to propose in the heavenly court, the dowry gift you went to propose is actually a fairy peach?
I really don't know that this flat peach garden belongs to the Queen Mother of the West?

"I've picked all the peaches. Look at the fungus. I didn't steal any of them this month. They are all the best fruits of this month."

The monkey conjured up a basket of juicy peaches, which almost caused the Nine Heavens Profound Girl to spit out.

Leaving aside whether he was fully prepared or not, just listen to the meaning of these words, this monkey used to steal food often!

Just molesting the Seventh Fairy is enough to punish her, and she even got worse and broke the Seventh Fairy's body. Now she admits that she often steals and eats the fairy peaches that ordinary gods can only eat at the Pantao Conference.

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Shen Er smiled coldly at this time: "Great Sage, just for this little thing, you want Queen Mother Xi to let the seven personal maids whom she regards most as daughters marry you?"

"Oh? Fungus means that my gift is too light?"

"Of course!" Shen Er stood up straight away, and at the same time secretly cast a cold glance at Xuannv, who was hesitant to speak, "Great Sage, after all, the Peach Garden belongs to the Queen Mother of the West, and the Peach Garden here is naturally owned by others, you Do you think she can see this?"

The monkey's eyeballs rolled around, and then looked at Shen Er again, waiting for the next sentence.

"If there is no rare item similar to the nine-turn golden elixir specially provided by the Taishang Laojun to the Jade Emperor, I am sure that the great sage will even be kicked out if he can't ask for it!"

"Oh! So my old grandson needs to go to Tushita Palace."

At this time, Shen Er was very angry and laughed back, pointing his finger and pointing to the monkey: "Master, why can't you hear good or bad words? Is that what I mean? I mean to let you know the difficulties and quit this idea." think!"

"Why?"

"Why?" Shen Er beat his chest and stamped his feet for a while, then looked at the monkey with a cold eyebrow, and said word by word: "Because the so-called betrothal gift is nonsense! Does the Great Sage really know the consequences of breaking this matter? It must be Lost of immortality and forced to the Demon Slaying Platform!"

Hearing this, the monkey laughed: "Don't keep scaring me with bullshit rules, who am I? Monkey King is also! I'm on the same level as Tian Tian, ​​Lao Shizi Tian Tiao doesn't care about me at all!"

Xuannv, who has endured until now, finally couldn't hold back when she heard these words, and burst into laughter.

"Why is Xuannv laughing?"

"I remember happy things."

"What happy things? How about saying it to make my old grandson happy?"

"This..." Xuannv hesitated to speak.

"Great Sage, don't be as knowledgeable as a woman." Shen Er said, and after giving Xuannv a look to let her find a space to wait for the family law, she pulled the monkey again.

He lowered his voice and said, "Great Sage, this matter cannot be thought or done."

Having said all that, Shen Er saluted and took Xuannv to leave.

As soon as she left the Pantao Garden, Xuannv couldn't restrain herself, her body went limp, and she collapsed on Shen Er's body. Shen Er was not used to it, and ordered Xuannv to get into a tree hole beside her when she found a place where no one was around.

The tree hole was just big enough to get into the upper body and get stuck.

After the teasing was almost done, Shinji stopped.

"Wait here, I forgot something, go back."

"Ah, this"

"Remember, don't move a single step, even if someone comes!"

Looking at Xuannv who was obviously more excited because of this sentence, Shen Er continued: "If you move, I will go to sleep in the room of the personal apprentice you just accepted for the next month."

After leaving such a sentence, Shen Er left.

This is where to go, the low-level gameplay in the low-level gameplay.

It was all leftovers from Rider playing with him a long time ago.

……

Sure enough, Shen Er did not find the shadow of the monkey in the peach orchard, presumably he had already set off for the Tushita Palace where no one happened to be.

Monkeys have this kind of temperament, the more you tell him not to do what he wants to do, the more he will do what he wants to do. The spirit of rebellion, especially in this adapted version of Havoc in Heaven, almost only the spirit of rebellion is left.

Shen Er, who didn't find the monkey, was about to leave when he suddenly thought of something, and hurried to his previous earth temple.

Seeing that there was not even a bottom of Xuannv's added fairy wine left after drinking most of it last time, Shen Er knew what the monkey said about last week.

He must have entered the earth temple that he hadn't visited for a long time, and ate all the wine he hadn't drunk that time.

As for the medicine of Queen Mother of the West, few people in the world can stand it.

It is impossible not to get angry after drinking it.

After figuring out the ins and outs of this unreasonable incident, Shen Er didn't stay for long, and turned and left after smashing the flagon into powder with one palm to eliminate the evidence.

"This monkey can do it, and a pair of sevens doesn't fall behind."

Whispering, Shinji came to the tree before.

Looking at Xuannv who was swaying to and fro and was about to be ruined by himself, Shen Er secretly hooked the corners of his lips, concealed the sound of his footsteps, and came to the tree hole without Xuannv's knowledge...

(End of this chapter)