Chapter 567 So Marriage~
The monkey is reversed.

Shen Er, who had just finished a special battle with Xuannv with great disparity in strength, got such news from the envoy sent by the Queen Mother of the West when he returned to the mansion with the broken Xuannv.

Looking at the Xuannv who was not listening at all, and was still reminiscing about the mystery of the Clone Group Attack Dafa he had performed before, Shen Er smiled slightly and said to the waiter.

"You go back, I will rush to Lingxiao Palace in a while."

The messenger bowed and left.

Halfway through the journey, the messenger saw the big tree with a big tree hole that he would see when passing by.

It's just strange that for some reason, there are many small holes densely packed on the side of the tree trunk facing away from the tree hole today, and you can see the opposite side through those holes at a glance from the side of the big hole.

"Is this pecked out by some bird? It's really strange."

He didn't stop too much, and after saying this to himself, the female officer who was about 30 years old left.

……

Seeing the golden hoop cudgel tightly in one hand, the other hand akimbo, the arrogance-filled monkey, and the ruddy and energetic Seven Fairies standing behind him holding various weapons, Shen Er was amazed.

The Four Heavenly Kings are not the opponents of the monkeys. In the original work, they were able to put the monkeys in the umbrella thanks to their own magic weapons and tricks. This time, under the premise that the monkeys know their magic weapons, the tricks are naturally useless.

"The great sage is reversed? The great sage Equaling Heaven?" Xuannv was taken aback.

Holding his chest and spitting blood, he said: "Li Tianwang, that demon is really strong. I fought him for more than 3000 rounds but failed to take him down, and was even wounded by his stick. I have no strength to fight anymore!"

"There is indeed such a thing, but" Shen Er hesitated to speak, his eyes slightly glanced at the Seven Fairies at the side.

Could it be a sense of responsibility?Or was it the Nine Heavens Profound Girl who encouraged him to come for gold plating?Li Jing, who was not as good as his sister, finally stopped his speculation, and with a big wave of his hand, Shen Er was incorporated into the team.

However, rather than telling the love between mother and child to a child they have never met, the seven fairies still want Monkey to do his job well like Dayu.

Seeing this, the big fairy stepped forward quickly, whispered a few words in the monkey's ear, and told the four heavenly kings' abilities and magic weapons exactly, which made the monkey extremely happy.

The monkey who was so moved that he couldn't help himself pulled Shen Er, showing shame: "My grandson made it difficult for you this time."

After Taishang Laojun left, he looked down.

In Havoc in Heaven, the monkey is the strongest.

"Great Sage, time is running out, I can only drink you a glass of wedding wine." Shen Er drank it happily, and then put down the congratulatory gifts he brought, and some things that he brought from the treasure house of the Nine Heavens Profound Girl.

"What clone technique?" The original Jade Emperor's maid raised her eyes and asked Xiang Shen'er suspiciously.

The Seventh Fairy was also arrested and handed over to the Queen Mother of the West because she belonged to the Queen Mother of the West.The Queen Mother of the West handed them over to Shen Er.

It can be heard that the holding back is indeed a bit too long.

And Shinji felt that there was something extra in his cuff.

"Is what you said true? I really have seven children?"

After talking about Shen Er, he slipped away, more than 3000 rounds, this record is even Erlang God for a while is not as good as himself, the face project has been done enough, it is time to go back and continue to have fun with Xuan Nu and the maid.

As soon as he went back, he was pushed into the cave by the seven wives before he had time to report to the monkey and monkey sun to celebrate.

"The Great Sage doesn't have to worry about the seven fairies. Although they have lost their freedom now, they are safe and they are in my residence."

Hearing this, the seven fairies were also dumbfounded.

After receiving a light stick from the monkey, Shen Er flew back to the front of the formation.

The Great Health Care of the King of Growth in the South is simply unbearable when it encounters a monkey's golden cudgel, and it becomes full of gaps after three or two strokes. It is estimated that it will be difficult to cut a potato in the future.

The snake hidden by the Western Guangmu Heavenly King, that is, the prepared trick, was taken away by the monkey before it could be used, and it was even tied with an inextricable knot.

Xuannv who came to her senses blushed and hesitated.

"What?! Transcending time and space?!" The monkey was startled.

"Those poor children are not with us when they are born, and they don't even know who their parents are. Don't you feel guilty?"

Looking at the upright Shen Er, the monkey's eyes filled with tears: "The fungus really has nothing to say to me!"

"Oh~ they also jumped out of the rock?"

……

"Do you really want to be tuned into [beep——]?" Shen Er complained, rubbed a few times and stood up and began to tease his own maid, then stood up, "It's time to get down to business, the Great Sage has turned his back. "

With the new plug-in, the golden eyes, and all the flat peaches and golden pills that he ate before, the monkey who achieved the supreme fruit opened the unparalleled mode in the Lingxiao Palace.

"My poor child~~ woo woo woo woo"

"Great Sage, now is not the time to think about these things. After me there is Erlang God. His abilities are not weaker than yours! Moreover, he is the Jade Emperor's nephew to the outside world. With so many people in heaven staring at him, he will naturally Show a lot, you must not be careless. And that old gentleman, he is not an aboveboard person."

Seventy-seven 49 days later.

"Well, I stole all the furnaces of the nine-turn gold elixir refined by the Taishang Laojun, and went to the Yaochi to ask the Queen Mother of the West to ask for marriage. The Queen Mother of the West became furious, and finally the Great Sage kidnapped the Seven Fairies and went to the lower realm."

For Seven Fairies, although the environment is not as good as the sky, she is at ease anyway, and she doesn't have to look at people's faces, she doesn't have to clock in to work every day, and she doesn't have to be careful. Over time, she will follow the monkey's hands and feet.

"Why, I didn't invite the old Jade Emperor, but he personally sent you to celebrate the wedding of the Monkey King? Then I have to ask, what kind of gift did the old Jade Emperor ask you to bring?"

It's all cooked, and now there's no way to regret it, so I can only go to the dark.

"Ladies, stand back! God Cricket Hair, leave it to me!"

"Don't be dazed. This matter will probably reach the ears of the Jade Emperor soon. Instead of waiting to be ordered to assign tasks, it is better to prepare yourself in advance. This is a small skill in the workplace."

After dismissing Taibai Jinxing who was a little seriously ill after a few sentences, Shen Er came to Li Jing who had just received his order and was about to dispatch troops.

After hesitating, Shen Er could only tell the monkey the details of the story he had just made up.

"Sun Wukong! Let me try your skills!"

"Wake up, it's almost time."

What is called imprisonment is actually protection.

What Erlang God, what Li Tianwang, they are all a trick.

On the Demon Slaying Platform, before execution.

Seeing the monkey who was not drowsy due to the sound of the pipa, and even became more energetic after playing, Tianwang Chiguo was stunned, thinking that either he took the wrong lute in a hurry when he was going out, or the magic weapon was broken.

Shen Er suddenly thought.

……

The big fairy gave the monkey a white look, and let out a coquettish cry.

The rest of the fairies followed closely behind and reminded the monkey to be careful, which made the monkey feel so relieved, wishing to hug them in his arms and be careful and love him.

"Ahem..." Shen Er coughed, and his face became a little pale in an instant, "It's just a cough. It's just a trick."

Even if his Golden Cudgel is a [-]-jin version different from the original, it may not be able to withstand the first wave of offensive.

But I dare not say anything. For the sake of the great sage and the reputation of the seven fairies, I collected the seven tears that would not scatter on my back behind your back, and used my means to send them across time and space to the old Taishang who was ten thousand years ago. In the gourd that Jun suppressed two thousand-year-old monsters.

"Same! My old grandson has nothing to fear except for his poor water quality!"

"Okay, okay, no wonder people say good housemates in the world. My wife is really my grandson's good housemates. I have written them all down. You just wait here, and I will come soon."

……

"I see, if there is anything else, please tell me."

Saying that, Shen Er waved his sleeves again, conjuring a lot of treasures.

Then, the two began to fight in front of hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers, and even fought inseparably.Of course, this is just a cover-up. In fact, the bodies of the two have already drank wine in the Water Curtain Cave.

After some explanations from the monkey, several people understood.

"That's right, just follow my grandson, hahahahaha, not only have seven beautiful wives, but also seven children, thanks to the fungus, come! Let's have another drink!"

After listening, the whole monkey was dumbfounded.

In short, Monkey Havoc in Heaven succeeded!
After completing this feat, the monkey rushed to the mansion of Shen Er and Xuan Nu without saying a word, and picked up the seven wives.

Nodding his head, Shen Er stepped back to the side of the big man in charge of execution, and said in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them.

This monkey is about three times stronger than the original Journey to the West!
Almost no one was his all-in-one enemy. The Lingxiao Palace was overthrown, the plaque was smashed, and the Jade Emperor went to nowhere.

"Do you still love us and the children?"

Shen Er didn't lie, it's all the truth, the Queen Mother of Xi is not an intransigent person, on the contrary, she is more enlightened than anyone else, as can be seen from the incident where she teased Xuannv before.

The monkey looked puzzled, but the next moment, the seven fairies impatiently dragged him down to Huaguo Mountain.

……

Don't think about it, Shen Er is not Prime Minister Cao, so naturally he has never done anything to the Seven Fairies, but they will always hear something in these fifty or so liquids, which makes them feel a little insomnia.

In this way, even if they really found something wrong afterwards, they would not be able to find out even if they wanted to!At most, it can only be found on the head of the Taishang Laojun! "

"Ah! This"

Three days later...

"Taibai, look at the appearance of the Jade Emperor. Will he still listen to your so-called persuasion? And what happens after the persuasion? The Great Sage has broken the rules of heaven this time. Don't think about those unrealistic things."

"Water torture."

"My lord, don't think about it. I cough up blood. It's an old problem. I really didn't get hurt because of that heaven-defying method!"

"Isn't it good to take the child back for a reunion first?"

The monkey was taken aback, and the Seven Fairies at the side almost blurred their vision with tears, thinking of the Queen Mother of the West who had always treated him like a daughter, he couldn't help crying.

"We don't know if we are being bullied."

Before taking the monkey away, the Taishang Laojun, who knew that the young man saw something, purposely shook his whisk when he passed by Shen Er.

"Husband, let's go back quickly." The big fairy pulled the monkey with a sense of impatience, and the other fairies also spoke at this time, with the same meaning in their words.

"If you don't believe me, look, this is the dowry that the Queen Mother of the West secretly pulled me to bring to you some time before departure."

The last is the umbrella of Duowen Tianwang in the north. Just about to use it, he suddenly found that countless holes had been poked on the surface of the umbrella at some point.

Li Jing opened his mouth and came, and then let the Four Heavenly Kings do it.

Monkey, who didn't know that his seven wives were in the most dangerous situation in a sense, burst into tears and said: "My good brother, when I escape, I will definitely treat you to a good drink!"

After all, wouldn't it be better to have five clones per person?

In the original work, one hundred thousand miscellaneous soldiers brought Li Jing, the four heavenly kings, the giant spirit god Nezha Erlang and so on, and none of the real fierce men appeared.Of course, the so-called aura of the protagonist cannot be ignored.

At this point in time, we haven't discussed any semi-commercial cooperation with the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and the relationship between the two parties has not been very good. The Jade Emperor also looks down on each other, so naturally he will not invite any Buddha.

Although it is a monkey, it is very capable and can hurt people. Although it is a bit hairy, it is made of steel and iron...

"Why didn't your husband know this kind of spell earlier? If you said it sooner, you wouldn't have to fight with your sister every time." Xuannv said in a low voice, and it was obvious that she had gone further and further on a certain road.

Seeing the defeat of the four heavenly kings, Li Jing didn't panic, and immediately called his son Nezha to come on, and then he was played by the monkey and sent back, the reason was that he didn't want to beat the baby.

Li Jing looked up and down a few times at this newly promoted young man in heaven, who has been in the limelight in the mortal world and in heaven recently, and has received all the incense from the world.

Waving his hand, Shen Er sent a sentence to go slowly, and Shen Er smiled tacitly with the Taishang Laojun who turned around, understanding.

One day in the sky, one year on earth.When the [-] heavenly soldiers and generals descended on Huaguo Mountain, more than three months had already passed in the mortal world, and the monkey had already coaxed the seven fairies who had just begun to show some emotions into submission.

"Husband, your avatar technique is really..."

Ignoring the seven delicate-looking fairies behind the monkey, Shen Er smiled slightly and replied, "It's a trivial matter!"

In Lingxiao Palace, as soon as Shen Er appeared, he was pulled aside by Taibai Jinxing and began to whisper.The meaning in the words is the same, Shen Er, who is very familiar with monkeys, should go to Huaguo Mountain with him to persuade him to surrender.

Although I realized that this monkey is about three times stronger than the monkey in Journey to the West, I didn't expect the monkey in Havoc in Heaven to be so strong!
With one against seven, he was able to maintain this mental state!
"Monster monkey, you have violated the rules of heaven and despised the power of the sky, and you have come to die quickly! And those seven fairies, who even had an affair with the monster monkey in the lower realms, violated the rules of heaven, and you will not escape death!"

Sure enough, with Shen Er's reminder, the next day Monkey...was taken to the demon-slaying platform of the Heavenly Court!
He was still negligent and was wronged!

Before leaving, the monkey took Shen Er's hand and said while sobbing: "Brother, thank you O!"

Shen Er waved his hand, thought of something just as he was about to leave, lowered his head to check, and found that the trousers had been pulled up by the sensible little maid and the waistband was fastened, then Teng Yun left.

"The concubine knows, the concubine is going to gather the heaven and earth demons."

"Li Tianwang, Sun Wukong bullied me and Xuannv's master, Queen Mother Xi, and even kidnapped seven of the Queen Mother's personal maids. This time, I must follow the demons in Huaguo Mountain!"

"It's up to you, isn't it?"

"This…"

The most important thing is that the seven sisters who have been together for countless days and nights have not been separated, that is enough, what more can you ask for?I can get by.

This old guy was smarter than anyone else, and when he asked the messenger to find him, he revealed to himself such a meaning, and asked him to go to Lingxiao Palace alone, without letting Xuannv follow him.

Excuse me!It turned out to be a gourd full of nine-turn golden pills!

Knowing what it meant, the monkey quickly pulled Shen Er aside, and whispered behind Seven Fairy's back, "Tell me what it is?"

"I'll tell you tonight." Shen Er smiled, while secretly calculating in his heart.For two people, one avatar to deal with the other, in addition to oneself, it is probably enough to create five avatars.

……

"No rush! Wait until I go and bring our child back first!"

"No, it's enough for me alone, don't get in the way if you stay."

"Do you still have children with us in your eyes?"

Shinji, who was sitting on the high seat, patted Xuannv's butt who was still standing aside to wake her up.

Shen Er nodded, with some memory in his eyes: "It's true, that day, that is, the day when the Great Sage and the seven fairies met for the first time in the Pantao Garden, I faintly felt that the first tear of the seven fairies fell. It seems to contain the breath of life.

"You said you monkey, it's been a few days, child, are you still picking it up?"

Seeing the person coming, listening to the lines that did not seem to be spoken by the other party, the monkey rolled his eyes and finally understood.

The monkey who caught the gap looked at the right time and knocked the pipa in the hands of King Jiguo into two pieces with one stick, and then took off his earplugs with a smile on his face, making the king of Jiguo almost vomit blood.

The monkey who was tortured by the most effective water torture for three days and three nights will eventually be rescued by Taishang Laojun, which also supports Shen Er's conjecture that there is something wrong with Taishang Laojun.

……

Li Jing, who had no choice but to become angry, just wanted these hundred thousand cannon fodders to go to the whole big job together, when Shen Er volunteered to go on.

"Okay, great sage, please remember the various punishments that will follow. The first is beheading. Your indestructible body is useless. I don't know you for the electrocution and burning."

……

"Haha, if there is a god in heaven that my old grandson can respect, it must be a fungus. Today, my grandson is very honored to be able to fight against the myriad fungus!"

Shen Er shook his head slightly, and patted the monkey's hand: "Great Sage, it's over here, it's better to bring the child back and reunite as soon as possible, I counted that the seven sons had completely refined the monkey that existed since the beginning of the world a hundred years ago." The innate energy of the gourd burst out of the mountain."

Xuannv, who was not included in the original Journey to the West, and her subordinates, 36 Tiangang and 72 Disha, are fierce people. If they all participate in this, the monkey may not be able to bear it.

"Where is the Great Sage, and the Queen Mother of Xi is only angry on the surface. She treats the seven fairies as her own daughters. Now that these daughters have left her, she is really reluctant, but in fact, as long as the seven fairies can be happy, she is satisfied. .”

"Fungi, you are..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

For three days in a row, the monkey had just finished the battle, took the opportunity to squint for a while, and looked at the ladies who suddenly reprimanded him, and even started crying, the whole monkey's mind was buzzing.

No one told me that women are such arrogant and unreasonable creatures, so can I return the goods now?

The helpless monkey could only endure the drowsiness, dragged his body hollowed out by seven people, and took seven wives to go to Calabash Mountain through the clouds and fog.

(End of this chapter)

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