This world is terrible

Chapter 127 [Black humor]

The night is getting darker.

The two finally returned home and put down their luggage.The cousin stretched himself, and went to wash up with a tired face.

Although the memory is distorted, the accumulated fatigue is still real.This made Gao Yi more convinced that the "Metamorphosis" they experienced was by no means an illusion of his own.

Gao Yi closed the door of his room and pointed.

The corner of the ice-snow-style room was immediately occupied by a gift tree taller than a person.On the lucky star at the top of the treetop, a virtual progress bar appears, showing the rising atmosphere value in real time.

——☆25↑↑
——☆26↑↑
"When you go out, don't forget to charge it."

Gao Yi put down the paper bag he was carrying, put his hands on his hips, and expressed his feelings.

Xiao Di curiously picked up the paper bag from the side.It knew that on the way, Gao Yi specially asked his cousin to pass by Linlangfang, saying that he had clothes to pick up, and then brought back this paper bag.

"Xiao Gao, what secret weapon did you bring back?"

Gao Yi turned his head and saw Xiaodi whose whole body was engulfed by the paper bag from top to bottom. He stepped forward and tore the paper bag open, revealing the neatly stacked black cloth clothes inside.

"That's it?"

Xiaodi was carried aside by Gao Yi, and watched Gao Yi shake off the whole dress, and found that it was the same suit as before.

If the only difference is that Gao Yi's suit is more casual, but it doesn't escape.The overall style seems to be determined by the owner's performance. To describe it in one sentence, it can be upright and flamboyant.

"Don't underestimate it."

Gao Yi solemnly put the clothes on the bed and unfolded them fully: "This is 'Mr. Gao', the best partner who will shine on this world stage in the future!"

Xiaodi didn't know anything about the composition of the different paintings, and looked like he sneered: "In case of a battle, don't you still have to take off your clothes first like me."

"Go aside."

Gao Yi didn't bother to explain much, so he reached out to drive Xiaodi away, and took out two more dropped objects from the system inventory.

[Predator organization].

[Broken spur].

Among the rewards for the integrated settlement of "Metamorphosis", in addition to the three single-draw coupons that are better than nothing, and the blue-edged illustration with rarity R, the biggest gains are these two drops.

What he needs most now is not illustrations, but something to make the best use of the illustrations!

Gao Yi clicked on [Illustration Atlas], and projected the entire page of illustration CG in front of him.

woohoo--!
Since the time of crossing, Gao Yi has experienced many events.But in fact, I did not explain the principle of "supporting war with war" very well, and the most notable point of this is the accumulation of high-quality illustrations, but it has been unable to be put into use for a long time.

"Disaster Warning" - [Disaster Warning] (SR)

"Seven Wonders on Campus" - [Ice and Snow Carnival] (SR)

"Nightmare Strikes" - [Spring of Ten Thousand Lights] (SSR)

Except for the overly advanced painting - [Spring of Ten Thousand Houses of Lights], Gao Yi has actually been brooding on the other two for a long time.

Fortunately, thanks to his visionary self-management, now he can finally try to customize a sapphire blue painting by himself!

Gao Yi selected the Gold Card SR "Disaster Warning" and extracted it from the interface.

Then, he took out another drop from the inventory again - the [Broken Psalm] from "Nightmare Strikes".

In this way, count two of "Metamorphosis" and one of the costume itself.The alien painting he envisioned has four bound items.

Originally, for the sake of being sure, he should complete the fifth binding item.However, because he thought that he still had an SR illustration to feed, Gao Yi decided to give it another go.

The finished product of the theme different painting, consisting of five bound items and three illustrations of rarity R.

But if I only use four binding items on the customized different painting, but add an SR illustration, can this achieve data similar to the theme different painting?

Gao Yi muttered to himself.

He wasn't sure.

If this opportunity is right, it is very likely that I will have two Sapphire Blue custom paintings in the future.

But if...the fight is wrong, judging from the promotion path of the different painting, I still have a chance to pull him to Baolan.

"Um……"

If the cost of failure is not something to worry about, Gao Yi will naturally have to fight for his own interests.

That's it!

"let's start!"

Gao Yi placed the illustration in his hand in mid-air, and at the same time placed the dropped object on the suit, and started to customize the different picture interface in the operating system.

Clothing [+] - black suit!
Drops [+] - broken statues, looting body tissues, broken bone spurs!
Illustration [+] - SR [disaster warning]!

[Do you confirm the customization? 】

Gao Yi saw the same inquiry interface as when he made [Mysterious Surprise] last year.

His eyes scanned each item one by one, finally closed his eyes, and pressed [Yes]!
"Confirm customization——!"

[The material has been converted!Item generation...]

[Illustrators have participated!Numerical construction in progress...]

[Alternative painting is being generated...]

A ray of light came out from Gao Yi's face——

"blue……"

Gao Yi was in a daze, and suddenly shouted in surprise!Xiaodi, who was about to fall asleep, sat up in fright.

"I'm shipping!"

The brand new painting was finally completely displayed in front of his eyes.

Swish-!
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【dark humor】

[Quality: Sapphire Blue]

[Binding Items: Gloves [Touch of Destiny], Cane [Consonant Cane], Clothing [Wearing the Night], Mask [Face of Authenticity]]

[Independent affix: [Instant Acting]

——According to the current vision, list possible events.You can choose among them and trigger them, but there is only one audience target, and the success rate is subject to the probability that the event may occur. 】

[[Voice of Wan Lai] (Passive)

——From SR Illustration [Disaster Warning]
＊You can imitate any voice you have captured. 】

[Language charm (passive)
＊Your words will automatically get a certain guiding bonus when needed.

*Example: graceful, majestic, cunning, convincing. 】

→

[Hey humor (active)

——Hey hey hey.

＊Trigger [Instant Play] once, if the judgment of [Instant Play] is successful, you can choose to continue to trigger until it fails or reaches the upper limit of the ability of the different picture.

*The [instant acting] effect caused by this ability cannot really affect reality.

*When you voluntarily say the [Release Language], all the [Instant Performance] triggered by this ability will be restored.

Set the release language: current - "just kidding". 】

→

[Fatal joke (active)

——So... this is no joke.

*When you use [Hey Humor], successfully trigger [Instant Acting] three times in a row.Or when a single [instant performance] is successful and the cumulative number reaches five times, the active ability will be activated.

＊You can designate [Instant Performance] once, and make it come true without exceeding the upper limit of the ability of the different painting. 】

→

【describe:
In the hands of the playwright, the whole universe is a trick.

Mr. Gao, start your performance——]

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(End of this chapter)