This world is terrible
Chapter 128 Making a Joke with Donghai
Chapter 128 Making a Joke with Donghai
In the mind, the information of the different painting appeared.
In reality, the blue light cluster floating in front of Gao Yi also shined brilliantly, illuminating the entire room as if a space-time portal had opened!
"Wow-"
Xiao Di was lying on the bed, already in a daze.
From the very beginning, its whole flute was ignorant.First, seeing Gao Yishen mysteriously, he put a bunch of things together, then talked to himself, and applauded again, how could a bunch of things come together like this?
"Xiao Gao, what is this?!"
Xiaodi jumped down from the bookcase, and jumped over in a few steps.
"what?"
Gao Yi turned his body sideways, his brows were filled with high spirits.I saw him reaching into the light ball with one hand and pointing at it.
Immediately, Gao Yi pulled out a card that was full of sapphire blue light, and waved his hand to show it: "I'll show you—"
Xiao Di widened his eyes.
So dazzling!
On the card, the background is a deep darkness, but there are malfunction and warning orange lights flashing in it, as if warning of impending catastrophe.
A face appeared first from the darkness, followed by Gao Yi's outstanding figure approaching the face of the card as if strolling in a courtyard.
Gao Yi's face was covered by a mask of unknown material, and it seemed to be reflected in a dark light somewhere, emitting a faint and cold light.
In the dark and silver-gray suit room, a pair of white gloves were displayed front and back, and the slender fingers moved rhythmically, slowly clenched.
Suddenly, he twitched his palm.A cane was pulled out of it immediately, and Gao Yi slammed it on the ground.
Snapped!
As if some kind of eloquence had been issued, the darkness of the background changed completely, and with a "wow", it turned into a scarlet curtain on the stage.
In the scene, Gao Yi showed a salute and bowed slightly.The card surface solidified at this moment, and the performance of special effects and animations ended.
--【dark humor】!
"excuse me!"
Gao Yi performed a curtain call to Xiaodi.The latter completely ignored the fact that he was slapped in the face, and hung on Gao Yi like a koala, yelling.
"Xiao Gao, you finally got a new form! Show me your abilities!"
From Xiaodi's point of view, there is no essential difference between Gao Yi's different paintings and the various morphological changes of his Siren Head family.
Therefore, when a new and different painting appeared, it often believed that Gao Yi had obtained other forms of his family.
Needless to say Xiaodi, Gao Yi still wants to try it himself.
After careful inspection, Gao Yi already has a preliminary impression of the exclusive affix [instant acting].
"This affix ability should be very similar to the mini-game where you click on an interactive object and then trigger an event."
Gao Yi recalled many small childhood games, and their mechanism is similar to that of [Instant Acting].
But conjecture is conjecture after all, whether it is true or not, you have to try it first to know.
“[Black Humor]—Come on!”
The bloated winter clothes on Gao Yi's body immediately disappeared in the interweaving of light and shadow.
He stepped out one step at a time, and came to reality like a card-faced neutral painting.Under the collocation of the overall tone, pitch black and silver gray are intertwined, and an outstanding and mysterious temperament is immediately diffused.
"Physical fitness, it's quite satisfactory."
Gao Yi sensed his body, compared it with other sapphire blue paintings, and made a preliminary assessment of [Black Humor]'s frontal combat ability.
The frontal combat ability of [Black Humor] should belong to the lower group of Baolan Yihua, far lower than [Mountain Calling], lower than [Lion Armor], and probably on the same level as [Ode to Ice and Snow].
But this is not important.
After all, functional variants naturally have to look like functional variants.Want to let [The Mountains Call] sit on the bench?Don't be kidding, with Gao Yi's current background, even if he is sold, he won't be able to customize such a different painting.
Gao Yi came back to his senses, ready to try [hey humor].
Remember the requirements of [Instant Acting], it must first be possible to trigger... Gao Yi slowly glanced around the items in his room, and finally set his eyes on the lamp.
"Xiaodi, do you think there is a possibility that the light in my room will suddenly go out?" Gao Yi asked Xiaodi with a persuasive look.
"It's possible." Xiaodi analyzed it seriously.
Gao Yi waved his hand: "NoNoNo, it's not possible, but as long as you want, you can do it at any time. In fact, this is the greatest probability."
Xiaodi nodded.Using Siren Head's ability, it can indeed affect the circuit of this house, or even the entire building, but what does this have to do with Gao Yi's new form?
"Let's wait and see—"
Gao Yi put his index finger in front of his lips: "This house is going to be powered off."
swoosh...
Snapped!
With the slight sound of electric current, the whole room was suddenly plunged into darkness.Under the light of the lanterns of the ice and snow gift tree, Gao Yi and Xiaodi looked at each other for a while, and Xiaodi cried out in surprise.
"Xiao Gao, have you finally awakened your family's ability?! Could it be that you are the legendary puppet police... woo woo woo!"
Gao Yi tied Xiaodi into a rice dumpling and threw it aside.
Outside the door, the voice of my cousin cursing and cursing sounded.
"I wipe, why is the power cut off at this time? I'm going to the toilet! Ah Yi? Ah Yi? Help me, I can't find the paper..."
Gao Yi shrugged, and softly read out the relief words: "It's just a joke."
Deng!
The room suddenly burst into light, and the lights in the whole room suddenly returned to normal.
The voice of the brother outside the door sounded: "Okay? Alright! Ah Yi, don't come, I see..."
Snapped!
The whole house was plunged into darkness again.
This is Gao Yi making another effort.At the same time, he opened the door again, looked in the direction of the bathroom, and issued the third [immediate performance]: "In the bathroom, the paper my cousin saw before is not where it is."
In the bathroom, my cousin looked at the world that had fallen into darkness again, and the screen was full of fucks in his heart: "Isn't it better before? Why is it dark again!"
Didn't I not bring my mobile phone once, why don't I do this!
Ma De, but it’s okay, I saw the position of the paper clearly before, I just need to hook it with my foot...
In the darkness, my cousin stretched out his feet, trying to explore the imaginary position.
Sudden.
Snapped!
A crisp sound came out.
My cousin's face turned green.
Because he realized that he accidentally kicked the tissue away.
Now, who the hell knows where the tissues went? !
Crooked day!
"Ayi—!"
Hearing the heart-piercing cries for help from the bathroom, Gao Yi tried his best to manage his facial expressions, and said in a calm tone, "It's just a joke."
For a moment, the lights brightened.
Xiao Di broke free from the bondage, looked at Gao Yi, and couldn't help asking: "These phenomena seem to happen, but they are just illusions like illusions."
"It's okay to deal with ordinary people, but if the target's spirit is strong enough, it may not be so useful."
Gao Yi naturally knew what it meant, so he cleared his throat, nodded and said, "Of course I know this, don't be impatient, I still have a big show to come here."
The highlight?
Xiao Di didn't know why.
——9:03pm——
Gao Yi turned on his phone and checked the weather forecast casually, only to see that there will be a light rain at around eleven o'clock.
Gao Yi's eyes lit up immediately, and he looked at Xiaodi: "Come with me!"
He brought Xiaodi to the window, and together they stared at the brightly lit night scene outside.
Gao Yi smiled: "Now, I'm making a joke with Dong Hai, it's better to treat it as a belated greeting."
His gaze suddenly became deep, he raised his finger, and said softly, "Let it rain."
Whoosh!
Outside the window, the night wind howled suddenly——
The clouds, which only rained around midnight, seemed to be interfered by some unknown force at this time, and the rain started ahead of schedule!
clap la la...
Suddenly, night rain fell from the sky, covering the entire East China Sea below.
Inadvertently, many unsuspecting people were beaten to pieces.
I would like to say that this strange painting is not so outrageous. Some readers said that meteorites fell from the sky, which is too much...Gao Yi can rain because it will rain in two hours. He just triggered it in advance.
This strange painting has high requirements for possibilities, and it cannot be created out of nothing...
(End of this chapter)
In the mind, the information of the different painting appeared.
In reality, the blue light cluster floating in front of Gao Yi also shined brilliantly, illuminating the entire room as if a space-time portal had opened!
"Wow-"
Xiao Di was lying on the bed, already in a daze.
From the very beginning, its whole flute was ignorant.First, seeing Gao Yishen mysteriously, he put a bunch of things together, then talked to himself, and applauded again, how could a bunch of things come together like this?
"Xiao Gao, what is this?!"
Xiaodi jumped down from the bookcase, and jumped over in a few steps.
"what?"
Gao Yi turned his body sideways, his brows were filled with high spirits.I saw him reaching into the light ball with one hand and pointing at it.
Immediately, Gao Yi pulled out a card that was full of sapphire blue light, and waved his hand to show it: "I'll show you—"
Xiao Di widened his eyes.
So dazzling!
On the card, the background is a deep darkness, but there are malfunction and warning orange lights flashing in it, as if warning of impending catastrophe.
A face appeared first from the darkness, followed by Gao Yi's outstanding figure approaching the face of the card as if strolling in a courtyard.
Gao Yi's face was covered by a mask of unknown material, and it seemed to be reflected in a dark light somewhere, emitting a faint and cold light.
In the dark and silver-gray suit room, a pair of white gloves were displayed front and back, and the slender fingers moved rhythmically, slowly clenched.
Suddenly, he twitched his palm.A cane was pulled out of it immediately, and Gao Yi slammed it on the ground.
Snapped!
As if some kind of eloquence had been issued, the darkness of the background changed completely, and with a "wow", it turned into a scarlet curtain on the stage.
In the scene, Gao Yi showed a salute and bowed slightly.The card surface solidified at this moment, and the performance of special effects and animations ended.
--【dark humor】!
"excuse me!"
Gao Yi performed a curtain call to Xiaodi.The latter completely ignored the fact that he was slapped in the face, and hung on Gao Yi like a koala, yelling.
"Xiao Gao, you finally got a new form! Show me your abilities!"
From Xiaodi's point of view, there is no essential difference between Gao Yi's different paintings and the various morphological changes of his Siren Head family.
Therefore, when a new and different painting appeared, it often believed that Gao Yi had obtained other forms of his family.
Needless to say Xiaodi, Gao Yi still wants to try it himself.
After careful inspection, Gao Yi already has a preliminary impression of the exclusive affix [instant acting].
"This affix ability should be very similar to the mini-game where you click on an interactive object and then trigger an event."
Gao Yi recalled many small childhood games, and their mechanism is similar to that of [Instant Acting].
But conjecture is conjecture after all, whether it is true or not, you have to try it first to know.
“[Black Humor]—Come on!”
The bloated winter clothes on Gao Yi's body immediately disappeared in the interweaving of light and shadow.
He stepped out one step at a time, and came to reality like a card-faced neutral painting.Under the collocation of the overall tone, pitch black and silver gray are intertwined, and an outstanding and mysterious temperament is immediately diffused.
"Physical fitness, it's quite satisfactory."
Gao Yi sensed his body, compared it with other sapphire blue paintings, and made a preliminary assessment of [Black Humor]'s frontal combat ability.
The frontal combat ability of [Black Humor] should belong to the lower group of Baolan Yihua, far lower than [Mountain Calling], lower than [Lion Armor], and probably on the same level as [Ode to Ice and Snow].
But this is not important.
After all, functional variants naturally have to look like functional variants.Want to let [The Mountains Call] sit on the bench?Don't be kidding, with Gao Yi's current background, even if he is sold, he won't be able to customize such a different painting.
Gao Yi came back to his senses, ready to try [hey humor].
Remember the requirements of [Instant Acting], it must first be possible to trigger... Gao Yi slowly glanced around the items in his room, and finally set his eyes on the lamp.
"Xiaodi, do you think there is a possibility that the light in my room will suddenly go out?" Gao Yi asked Xiaodi with a persuasive look.
"It's possible." Xiaodi analyzed it seriously.
Gao Yi waved his hand: "NoNoNo, it's not possible, but as long as you want, you can do it at any time. In fact, this is the greatest probability."
Xiaodi nodded.Using Siren Head's ability, it can indeed affect the circuit of this house, or even the entire building, but what does this have to do with Gao Yi's new form?
"Let's wait and see—"
Gao Yi put his index finger in front of his lips: "This house is going to be powered off."
swoosh...
Snapped!
With the slight sound of electric current, the whole room was suddenly plunged into darkness.Under the light of the lanterns of the ice and snow gift tree, Gao Yi and Xiaodi looked at each other for a while, and Xiaodi cried out in surprise.
"Xiao Gao, have you finally awakened your family's ability?! Could it be that you are the legendary puppet police... woo woo woo!"
Gao Yi tied Xiaodi into a rice dumpling and threw it aside.
Outside the door, the voice of my cousin cursing and cursing sounded.
"I wipe, why is the power cut off at this time? I'm going to the toilet! Ah Yi? Ah Yi? Help me, I can't find the paper..."
Gao Yi shrugged, and softly read out the relief words: "It's just a joke."
Deng!
The room suddenly burst into light, and the lights in the whole room suddenly returned to normal.
The voice of the brother outside the door sounded: "Okay? Alright! Ah Yi, don't come, I see..."
Snapped!
The whole house was plunged into darkness again.
This is Gao Yi making another effort.At the same time, he opened the door again, looked in the direction of the bathroom, and issued the third [immediate performance]: "In the bathroom, the paper my cousin saw before is not where it is."
In the bathroom, my cousin looked at the world that had fallen into darkness again, and the screen was full of fucks in his heart: "Isn't it better before? Why is it dark again!"
Didn't I not bring my mobile phone once, why don't I do this!
Ma De, but it’s okay, I saw the position of the paper clearly before, I just need to hook it with my foot...
In the darkness, my cousin stretched out his feet, trying to explore the imaginary position.
Sudden.
Snapped!
A crisp sound came out.
My cousin's face turned green.
Because he realized that he accidentally kicked the tissue away.
Now, who the hell knows where the tissues went? !
Crooked day!
"Ayi—!"
Hearing the heart-piercing cries for help from the bathroom, Gao Yi tried his best to manage his facial expressions, and said in a calm tone, "It's just a joke."
For a moment, the lights brightened.
Xiao Di broke free from the bondage, looked at Gao Yi, and couldn't help asking: "These phenomena seem to happen, but they are just illusions like illusions."
"It's okay to deal with ordinary people, but if the target's spirit is strong enough, it may not be so useful."
Gao Yi naturally knew what it meant, so he cleared his throat, nodded and said, "Of course I know this, don't be impatient, I still have a big show to come here."
The highlight?
Xiao Di didn't know why.
——9:03pm——
Gao Yi turned on his phone and checked the weather forecast casually, only to see that there will be a light rain at around eleven o'clock.
Gao Yi's eyes lit up immediately, and he looked at Xiaodi: "Come with me!"
He brought Xiaodi to the window, and together they stared at the brightly lit night scene outside.
Gao Yi smiled: "Now, I'm making a joke with Dong Hai, it's better to treat it as a belated greeting."
His gaze suddenly became deep, he raised his finger, and said softly, "Let it rain."
Whoosh!
Outside the window, the night wind howled suddenly——
The clouds, which only rained around midnight, seemed to be interfered by some unknown force at this time, and the rain started ahead of schedule!
clap la la...
Suddenly, night rain fell from the sky, covering the entire East China Sea below.
Inadvertently, many unsuspecting people were beaten to pieces.
I would like to say that this strange painting is not so outrageous. Some readers said that meteorites fell from the sky, which is too much...Gao Yi can rain because it will rain in two hours. He just triggered it in advance.
This strange painting has high requirements for possibilities, and it cannot be created out of nothing...
(End of this chapter)
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