The life simulator of the strange world
Chapter 95 Liaozhai Story Meeting?
Chapter 95 Liaozhai Story Meeting?
Several people nodded after hearing the words.
This kind of anecdote is also the first time many people have heard of it.
"I'll tell you one too"
This time standing up to speak was the strange "woman" or "man" with a tall chest, a graceful waist, wearing a scholar's shirt, and a beard.
Zhu Qi has also heard of this person's name before, this person is "Yin Yang Gongzi" Duan Yiduan, who belongs to heretics, knows martial arts, and knows some secret methods of heresy.
Duan Yiduan was born as a boy, but because his family was poor, he was sold to a rich family as a servant at a young age.
Because Duan Yiduan is handsome and deeply loved by his master, the master called Duan Yiduan an adopted son and didn't need to work every day. Instead, he let him learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, martial arts and moves, really treating him as a young master.
But everyone in the mansion knew that this was not a young master, but a "madame".
He secretly designed to kill the master's two sons and five daughters, and the master was also poisoned by him, and he became very ill, and finally died in the hands of Duan Yiduan.
Duan Yiduan, who has mastered a lot of wealth, thinks that his male body is very dirty and hopes to become a woman, so he inquires around for information, looking for a way to regain his new life and become a woman.
If on Earth, Duan could complete this transformation "painlessly" and start a new life, but in this world, although medical treatment is not so developed, it is impossible to cut, but it can achieve the same level through various magical powers and martial arts cheats. Effect.
After the family wealth was gone, Duan Yiduan finally found a secret book on beauty beauty, and started to practice immediately if he found a treasure.
After practicing, Duan Yiduan has indeed become more feminine. Just looking at his back and figure, he can be called the number one in the Central Plains martial arts. No **** slut can compare to Duan Yiduan's figure. Even his pretty face became softer and softer.
That's all it is, who knows, it's a pretty good ending.
But the problem lies in Duan Yiduan's own physique. His family has a beard and hairy heredity.
If the beard is not shaved for half a day, it will grow back.
In the beginning, he would shave off his beard and put on powder, but the rouge could not cover up the stubble.
Later, after Duan Yiduan's deeds spread, Duan Yiduan simply let go of himself and let go of his bold words: "Who said there can only be men and women in the world? I, Duan Yiduan, are the third type of person!"
Duan Yiduan, who practiced the beauty secret book of **, also unexpectedly has a good strength, and he is already at the seventh level of martial arts when he is less than 30 years old!
There are fewer and fewer people in the world who dare to laugh at Duan Yiduan, but more and more people are in awe of him.
The reason why Zhu Qi knew Duan Yiduan was because of the lecherous animals under his command. Every time he talked about the girls in Goulan Washeri, he would jokingly bring up Duan Yiduan for comparison.
"The bit of meat in the breast is not as big as the end, so I have the nerve to sell it for money" and so on.
At this time, the other end was stared at by everyone, and he didn't feel much. He straightened his chest, and the flesh on his chest swayed. It was a scene where a pervert would drool and couldn't help himself, but the end of the segment was a man. How much did everyone feel? You can imagine how tired it is.
"Please tell me," Li Wenfei said with a smile.
Duan Yiduan cleared his throat: "That was the first time I ventured into rivers and lakes many years ago. My family had just crossed the Gaojiang River by boat, and was about to ride a horse. My son was frightened and didn't dare to go forward, but my son saw the sun was setting in the western mountains, so he wanted to find a place to rest for the night."
"There is a dense forest at the foot of the mountain. After walking through the forest, you can see a family. After the slave knocked on the door, a person came out. This person said that there was no room left in the house. However, the sky was raining harder and harder. The master was afraid that the little girl would catch the cold, so he opened the door to invite the slave. Come in."
"There are not many houses in his family, there are only two, one is the master's bedroom, and the other is where a coffin is parked." Duan Yiduan said softly: "The master said that it is indecent for a man and a widow to live in the same room." , and asked the little girl to go to the room where the coffin is parked."
Duan Yiduan patted his chest, shaking for a while, causing everyone to look at him more disgustingly but uncontrollably.
If it's really pity, he should go to sleep in the coffin room by himself and let Duan Yiduan live in the bedroom. I'm afraid that the host thinks Duan Yiduan's bearded face is not male or female, so he drove him to the coffin room.
Everyone knows Duan Yiduan's temper, and no one exposes him.
"My son has always been bold, and he will not be afraid of a coffin, so he entered the house."
Duan Yi's self-title changed from time to time, sometimes he called himself son, and sometimes he called himself young lady, which made people dizzy, but everyone present knew that he was neither male nor female, so they didn't care too much.
Only Duan Duan continued to say: "There is a bed curtain in the house in summer, and the quilt is laid out. I will pull the bed curtain and sleep with my clothes on."
"When it was three o'clock, I suddenly heard the sound of rustling, the lid of the coffin was lifted, and a white-haired old man in a shroud sat up from the coffin!" Duan Yiduan's tone tightened: "Although I have been in the world for a long time, I have never I have never seen any ghosts, so I dared to hide in the bed curtain and dare not make a sound, but the old man actually lit a cigarette behind him, lit a cigarette with the candle, and sat beside the coffin to smoke."
"I only heard that ghosts can eat ingot candles, but they are only afraid of fire, but the old man in the coffin is not only not afraid of fire, but dares to light the candle himself. I guess he must not be an ordinary evil spirit, so he dare not make a sound, then The old man seemed to know that I was looking at him, so he smiled at the bed curtain, lay down in the coffin, and closed the coffin."
"On the second day, when the little girl left the room, the host asked the little girl if she was sleeping well. After careful questioning, the little girl found out that the coffin was the host's father."
Li Wenfei was fascinated by the story, and subconsciously asked: "Since his father is dead, why not bury him, but keep him in a coffin instead?"
"Returning to my lord, the little girl also asked the same question. The master said that her father is not dead and is alive and well. His father is open-minded and thinks that people must die. Since he died early, why not practice in advance?"
"Hahaha, what a miracle!" Li Wenfei gasped in amazement.
It's just that Zhu Qi felt weird when he heard it.
What the hell is Master Li going to do? Gather a group of savages from the rivers and lakes, heretics, sit in the inn and serve melons, fruits and sugar tea. You say one, and I will tell a story.
Or Liao Zhai Tea House?
(End of this chapter)
Several people nodded after hearing the words.
This kind of anecdote is also the first time many people have heard of it.
"I'll tell you one too"
This time standing up to speak was the strange "woman" or "man" with a tall chest, a graceful waist, wearing a scholar's shirt, and a beard.
Zhu Qi has also heard of this person's name before, this person is "Yin Yang Gongzi" Duan Yiduan, who belongs to heretics, knows martial arts, and knows some secret methods of heresy.
Duan Yiduan was born as a boy, but because his family was poor, he was sold to a rich family as a servant at a young age.
Because Duan Yiduan is handsome and deeply loved by his master, the master called Duan Yiduan an adopted son and didn't need to work every day. Instead, he let him learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, martial arts and moves, really treating him as a young master.
But everyone in the mansion knew that this was not a young master, but a "madame".
He secretly designed to kill the master's two sons and five daughters, and the master was also poisoned by him, and he became very ill, and finally died in the hands of Duan Yiduan.
Duan Yiduan, who has mastered a lot of wealth, thinks that his male body is very dirty and hopes to become a woman, so he inquires around for information, looking for a way to regain his new life and become a woman.
If on Earth, Duan could complete this transformation "painlessly" and start a new life, but in this world, although medical treatment is not so developed, it is impossible to cut, but it can achieve the same level through various magical powers and martial arts cheats. Effect.
After the family wealth was gone, Duan Yiduan finally found a secret book on beauty beauty, and started to practice immediately if he found a treasure.
After practicing, Duan Yiduan has indeed become more feminine. Just looking at his back and figure, he can be called the number one in the Central Plains martial arts. No **** slut can compare to Duan Yiduan's figure. Even his pretty face became softer and softer.
That's all it is, who knows, it's a pretty good ending.
But the problem lies in Duan Yiduan's own physique. His family has a beard and hairy heredity.
If the beard is not shaved for half a day, it will grow back.
In the beginning, he would shave off his beard and put on powder, but the rouge could not cover up the stubble.
Later, after Duan Yiduan's deeds spread, Duan Yiduan simply let go of himself and let go of his bold words: "Who said there can only be men and women in the world? I, Duan Yiduan, are the third type of person!"
Duan Yiduan, who practiced the beauty secret book of **, also unexpectedly has a good strength, and he is already at the seventh level of martial arts when he is less than 30 years old!
There are fewer and fewer people in the world who dare to laugh at Duan Yiduan, but more and more people are in awe of him.
The reason why Zhu Qi knew Duan Yiduan was because of the lecherous animals under his command. Every time he talked about the girls in Goulan Washeri, he would jokingly bring up Duan Yiduan for comparison.
"The bit of meat in the breast is not as big as the end, so I have the nerve to sell it for money" and so on.
At this time, the other end was stared at by everyone, and he didn't feel much. He straightened his chest, and the flesh on his chest swayed. It was a scene where a pervert would drool and couldn't help himself, but the end of the segment was a man. How much did everyone feel? You can imagine how tired it is.
"Please tell me," Li Wenfei said with a smile.
Duan Yiduan cleared his throat: "That was the first time I ventured into rivers and lakes many years ago. My family had just crossed the Gaojiang River by boat, and was about to ride a horse. My son was frightened and didn't dare to go forward, but my son saw the sun was setting in the western mountains, so he wanted to find a place to rest for the night."
"There is a dense forest at the foot of the mountain. After walking through the forest, you can see a family. After the slave knocked on the door, a person came out. This person said that there was no room left in the house. However, the sky was raining harder and harder. The master was afraid that the little girl would catch the cold, so he opened the door to invite the slave. Come in."
"There are not many houses in his family, there are only two, one is the master's bedroom, and the other is where a coffin is parked." Duan Yiduan said softly: "The master said that it is indecent for a man and a widow to live in the same room." , and asked the little girl to go to the room where the coffin is parked."
Duan Yiduan patted his chest, shaking for a while, causing everyone to look at him more disgustingly but uncontrollably.
If it's really pity, he should go to sleep in the coffin room by himself and let Duan Yiduan live in the bedroom. I'm afraid that the host thinks Duan Yiduan's bearded face is not male or female, so he drove him to the coffin room.
Everyone knows Duan Yiduan's temper, and no one exposes him.
"My son has always been bold, and he will not be afraid of a coffin, so he entered the house."
Duan Yi's self-title changed from time to time, sometimes he called himself son, and sometimes he called himself young lady, which made people dizzy, but everyone present knew that he was neither male nor female, so they didn't care too much.
Only Duan Duan continued to say: "There is a bed curtain in the house in summer, and the quilt is laid out. I will pull the bed curtain and sleep with my clothes on."
"When it was three o'clock, I suddenly heard the sound of rustling, the lid of the coffin was lifted, and a white-haired old man in a shroud sat up from the coffin!" Duan Yiduan's tone tightened: "Although I have been in the world for a long time, I have never I have never seen any ghosts, so I dared to hide in the bed curtain and dare not make a sound, but the old man actually lit a cigarette behind him, lit a cigarette with the candle, and sat beside the coffin to smoke."
"I only heard that ghosts can eat ingot candles, but they are only afraid of fire, but the old man in the coffin is not only not afraid of fire, but dares to light the candle himself. I guess he must not be an ordinary evil spirit, so he dare not make a sound, then The old man seemed to know that I was looking at him, so he smiled at the bed curtain, lay down in the coffin, and closed the coffin."
"On the second day, when the little girl left the room, the host asked the little girl if she was sleeping well. After careful questioning, the little girl found out that the coffin was the host's father."
Li Wenfei was fascinated by the story, and subconsciously asked: "Since his father is dead, why not bury him, but keep him in a coffin instead?"
"Returning to my lord, the little girl also asked the same question. The master said that her father is not dead and is alive and well. His father is open-minded and thinks that people must die. Since he died early, why not practice in advance?"
"Hahaha, what a miracle!" Li Wenfei gasped in amazement.
It's just that Zhu Qi felt weird when he heard it.
What the hell is Master Li going to do? Gather a group of savages from the rivers and lakes, heretics, sit in the inn and serve melons, fruits and sugar tea. You say one, and I will tell a story.
Or Liao Zhai Tea House?
(End of this chapter)
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