The life simulator of the strange world

Chapter 96

"My lord!" The soldier who had questioned Zhu Qi earlier stood up.

Li Wenfei looked at the other party: "What's the matter?"

The armored soldier clasped his fists and said, "I have heard about Master Zhu's many achievements, and I believe Master Zhu must have a lot to tell."

"Oh?"

Li Wenfei looked at Zhu Qi: "Master Zhu, why don't you tell me?"

Zhu Qi glanced at those soldiers and sighed helplessly.

I didn't want to trouble these bastards, but they jumped up. The relationship between the Qimen warriors in various regions is not good, or it's bad!

Zhu Qi thought to himself: Kill them all when you have time, and leave no one behind!
After many simulations with simulators, Zhu Qi has already come to a conclusion that can be called a wise saying, no matter what the reason for the feud, he must be killed!
When you are trying to kill them all, the other party may escape and turn around to make a fool of yourself, not to mention letting the other party go generously, that is definitely asking for trouble!

"Yes!"

Zhu Qi stood up, and classic stories such as "Lotus Lantern", "Xiyangyang and Big Big Wolf", "Oriental God Baby", "Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit Legend" flashed in his mind.

For strange stories, as long as the protagonist is not human, it will be fine.

But the thought of explaining to people in this world what the Lotus Lantern is and who is Erlang God gave him a headache.

Seeing that Zhu Qi remained silent for a long time, the soldier said with a smile, "Master Zhu, please don't just make up stories to deceive Master Li."

"Don't worry," Zhu Qi smiled.

The other party made trouble for him again and again, which completely angered Zhu Qi.

There was a simulator before, and what Zhu Qi did with Li Wenfei was a brief summary, showing that whether Li Wenfei or this group of heretics, it is not a trouble, but I want to emphasize one point: wipe Li Wenfei's ass by yourself.

It shows that Li Wenfei will really cause trouble.

However, it was precisely because of helping Li Wenfei wipe his ass that Li Wenfei admired Zhu Qi so much.

"I saw this with my own eyes."

Zhu Qi said: "When I passed by a mountain some time ago, I met a strange old man. He was an old herbal farmer. Even though he was over 70 years old, he could still move between the cliffs with ease, no less than Martial arts master!"

"Hahaha, Master Zhu, this is not an anecdote." The man laughed.

Zhu Qi frowned, he had never seen anyone eager to seek death!
"Why, Master Zhu didn't talk about it?" Another soldier asked: "Master Zhu, not just any experience can be called an anecdote."

Li Wenfei who was on the side had a lot of dissatisfaction with Zhu Qi, but now he nodded in favor of him.

"Haha, of course not, don't worry, everyone!" Zhu Qi suppressed the anger in his heart, but laughed on his face: "The old man picked up strange gourd seeds in the mountains, and planted them in the backyard when he had nothing to do, and watered them every day. Water, fertilize, and watch the seeds germinate."

"There are seven gourds growing on the gourd vine, and the seven gourds are very magical. They have seven colors, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and purple! And they can talk, and the voice is like a child." Zhu Qi said: "I have the honor to kiss It’s really amazing to hear it.”

Another soldier from Hengchuan Mansion opened his mouth to speak, but Li Wenfei rushed to ask: "A gourd is a gourd, why can it make the sound of a baby?"

"Lord Li doesn't know something." Zhu Qi pretended to be mysterious and smiled: "The gourd is ripe, and there is a cute little doll inside!"

"Why haven't I heard of such a miracle?" A soldier sang out.

Zhu Qi asked with a leisurely attitude: "Why, I want you to know all the anecdotes in the world?"

"My lord, you..."

"Not bad, not bad!" Li Wenfei clapped his hands. "It's indeed an anecdote. It's really unheard of for a doll to grow out of a gourd! I wish you not only young and promising, but also knowledgeable. No wonder Master Liu respects you so much."

"Don't dare, my lord is absurd."

Zhu Qi felt weird for a while, he could sense the change in Li Wenfei's attitude.

What are you doing, tell a story about a gourd baby, and it's only the first episode, so it seems like the impression is full?

He hasn't introduced the abilities of the seven gourd babies yet.

There is also Gourd King Kong.

But since the effect was achieved, he didn't bother to talk about it.

Zhu Qi sat down and saw a few people from the rivers and lakes scrambling to stand up and tell stories. As more and more stories were told, the smile on Li Wenfei's face became wider and wider.

"Could it be that he is going to take the story he heard back to his business?" Zhu Qi couldn't help but doubt Li Wenfei's motives.

The so-called subduing demons and eliminating demons, clearing away the demons in the Central Plains, has truly become the king of stories.

The banquet is eaten from dawn to dusk.

You Na was good at telling stories, and even stood up and told four or five stories. In Li Wenfei's eyes, he had become a representative of "capable people".

But in Zhu Qi's eyes, that is just a leftist with the strength of the eighth realm. The real strength is probably not an opponent of the eighth realm of martial arts. It is such a person who has become a "hero" and "hero" among the people present by telling stories. A character second to none".

Zhu Qi secretly said: "It's a pity that Lao Guo is not in this world, otherwise he would be at least a fifth-rank official."

Li Wenfei was very happy to hear the story.

He said: "You are all masters in the rivers and lakes and the court, I believe there must be a way to subjugate demons and demons, why don't you show it?"

"Since my lord summoned us to slay demons and demons, why don't we compare them to slaying demons and demons? It can not only sweep away the demons for Dayan, but also show our strength to Lord Li."

As expected, it was those soldiers who spoke.

Everyone in the room looked calm, although everyone was full of stories to please Li Wenfei, but the most important thing is to mix strength in the arena, and they are not afraid of it.

Only Zhu Qi felt that something was wrong. These people would definitely make trouble for themselves if they saw the opportunity. If they speak first at this time, they definitely have bad intentions!

"Oh? How do you compare?" Li Wenfei asked with interest.

"It is said that all the local monsters have been wiped out by Master Zhu." The soldier cupped his hands towards Zhu Qi and said, "This subordinate does not have the strength of Master Zhu, but I know that there are still many haunted rumors in the local area that have not disappeared. Master Zhu accidentally missed it when he wiped out the hundreds of miles of demons in Guoyun County last time."

This person's language is not vicious.

What he meant was that Zhu Qi was talking nonsense and claimed that he had wiped out all the monsters in a radius of a hundred miles, but in fact there were still countless monsters in Guoyun County.

What Zhu Qi wiped out was only the ghosts invited by Dong Shangwu of Guizhi County. There are so many ghosts out of Dong Shangwu's control, how could it be possible to kill none of them?
The soldier smiled at Zhu Qi, and then continued: "My subordinates have investigated a strange mansion in the local area. If someone stays out overnight, they will be found hanging in the mansion after dawn, regardless of their strength. , without exception!"

(End of this chapter)