Dragon Ball: What It's Like to Be a Kakarot

Chapter 162
"Your Excellency's hidden weapon skills are really amazing."

Finally, a middle-aged and elderly man with a long sword jumped down from the tree.

Smiled to Kakarot.

"What hidden weapon, didn't you sneak attack me, and then I counterattacked openly?"

Kakarot yawned.

Feeling more and more boring, it is better to destroy these garbage worlds directly, and then go straight to the higher world.

In fact, Kakarot didn't have much intention to come to this world.

That is, he got the history book of time and felt that it was very useful. Then he saw that the history book of time was made by another ascender, so he walked along the door to see another world where the ascender had come.

Then negotiate with that ascendant about the history of the years.

After all, he wasn't sure if the Ascender had a bird personality like Darkseid's, with extremely strong intrusion.

It is better to fight if there is an intrusion found.

You can't just stay in your hometown and wait for yourself to fall from the position of the Ascended, and then be caught and beaten by the enemy.

The most powerful thing in this world is the personality of the Ascended, and the reason is very simple.

You can live without it, but you can't live without it.

Therefore, Kakarot has to solve all hidden dangers while he is an ascender.

With the desire to destroy, Kakarot smiled slightly at the quack, and the whole world began to distort and collapse, and everything in the world turned into elementary particles and was eaten by Kakarot.

After eating five or six low-level worlds in a row, they are all familiar old martial arts stories.

The lower world was eaten up, so he didn't have to deliberately find a gravitational channel, and he directly ascended to the middle and upper worlds.

"It's really endless."

After several low-level worlds in a row, the irritability and destructive desire in Kakarot's heart dissipated. He entered the new middle-level world cursing, but found that there were many gravitational lines extending from all directions, pulling him Wrapped around and around from beginning to end.

This is the rule of this world.

Kakarot frowned, sensing these lines through gravitational fluctuations.

These lines mean that he destroyed too many worlds, so there is cause and effect.

"Fucking stupid karma."

Kakarot pulled the gravitational fluctuations on his body angrily, and wanted to hit someone along the network cable.

But he went back to the original point, with layers of worlds standing in front of him, he could either blow them all up, or break through the levels one by one by himself.

Kakarot didn't bother to pay attention to the gravitational lines on his body, and manually rubbed out a four-wheel off-road vehicle, sat on it and drove it directly.

The middle world is really unusual, even the sky is gloomy, but it is still a fucking modern world, Kakarot also saw two electric poles.

After driving for a while, he arrived in the city. Kakarot saw a few warlord soldiers collecting city fees, but he didn't care. He drove directly into the city, and those soldiers didn't dare to ask him for money.

Presumably, it was because he was afraid that he was some kind of military boss.

After all, the off-road vehicle he drives is more domineering and has a good style. It looks like a high-end car.

These small soldiers dare to bully and bully honest people, how dare they slam high-end figures like warlord leaders.

After entering the town, Kakarot went down to buy some things, touched around, and found out that this place was called Renjia Town, and there was a cemetery outside the town where corpses were kept.

"Uncle Nine's worldview, Ren Tingting is pretty pretty."

Kakarot stroked his chin and recalled that he still had a fresh memory of Ren Tingting in filial attire, and it was really a famous saying to want to be pretty in filial piety.

However, it is also difficult for him to have any legitimate reason to intervene in the plot. He really doesn't understand the work of hiding the coffin

He just punches violently.

And his priesthood has not been brought into this world, and there is no way to cure ghosts.

This is the sword of the former dynasty beheading the current officials, and the profession is not correct.

However, look at the chance.

Kakarot wandered around the town casually, and then sat in the western tea restaurant.

"Here, you have a piece of delicious food."

When Kakarot entered the restaurant, he was surprised to see Uncle Jiu's face.

Although no one knew him, but this face was familiar, which was enough for Kakarot to recognize him.

"Uncle Ninth, I've been waiting for you for a long time." After thinking for a while, Kakarot directly brought a glass of juice over, interrupting their conversation.

"Hello, hello, may I ask if you are..."

Uncle Jiu saw a man with a hedgehog head, a tall man with a lot of blood, suddenly came to the door, and he really didn't feel used to it.

The main reason is that Kakarot's hair is too dazzling, and his muscles are also very threatening.

"I'm a foreigner who has just arrived here. I heard that you are superb in Taoism and good at fighting ghosts and catching zombies. I want to come here to broaden my horizons and fight zombies."

Kakarot stated his purpose.

"Oh, I don't know where your Excellency is from?"

Uncle Jiu asked subconsciously, thinking that this was a disciple of some great sect, and wanted to come over for a real fight.

The main reason is that Kakarot's muscles and blood can't be faked, and he can tell at a glance that he is a famous teacher and apprentice who has practiced hard.

Ordinary people's martial arts fitness can't achieve the effect of Kakarot.

"I haven't learned any spells. Mainly, I want to try bombing zombies with grenades."

Kakarot waved his hand and said.

"……"these things……

Uncle Nine choked on Kakarot's words.

What kind of person is this, why did he explode zombies with dynamite?

But...it might work.

What's wrong with zombies? Zombies are also made from the mutation of human body after death.

This cold weapon is invulnerable, and when it comes to hot weapons, it is not so easy to talk about.

Most of the ways to deal with zombies also include fire attack and lightning strike, which is nothing in modern weapons.

And what kind of glutinous rice charms are used by Taoist priests so far, it is just that these things are cheap, easy to buy and easy to use

Even a Taoist priest can't buy and sell arms.

Moreover, the momentum of hot weapons is too great. From all aspects, it is better to use the traditional exorcism method. Ghosts can still possess people, so hot weapons are weak after all.

"Hey guy, do you have a way to get a grenade?"

Wen Cai, who was yawning boredly at the side, regained his energy when he heard this.

It's the first time I've seen this grenade blowing up zombies, it's so strange!
Uncle Jiu has always had two disciples, one is Wencai and the other is Qiusheng. These two disciples belong to the category of playing tricks and tricks.

"Wen Cai!" Ninth Uncle scolded displeasedly, and said to Kakarot again.

"This zombie is dangerous. If you are not prepared, don't be impulsive."

"Don't worry, ordinary zombies can't do anything to me, I'm just playing this on a whim, just for fun."

Kakarot said.

"If that's the case, then you need to be more careful."

Having said all that for this sake, Kakarot still insisted on hitting the zombies, so Uncle Ninth couldn't refuse.

The main reason is that the aura is there, and it is not easy for him to refuse.

The young man in front of him exudes an aura that he is not easy to mess with. He is talking about bombing zombies with gunfire. He must be a powerful person with a solid background. conflict.

You are top-notch in killing ghosts, and others are top-notch in slashing people. Each has its own specialization. It is true that you have been restrained.

Seeing that Uncle Nine agreed, Kakarot was not impolite, and directly took a stool to sit on the side.

Fortunately, at this time, a beautiful woman in a dress and gown walked outside, breaking the slightly embarrassing situation.

This is Ren Tingting.

I saw that she was wearing a pink round hat and a pink princess-style dress, with a pink belt hanging around her neck naturally hanging down into the deep valley.

Simple and dignified.

"Tingting is here!" Grandpa Ren saw his daughter Tingting coming up from the stairs, and his old face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.

"It's grown so big." Uncle Jiu was shocked when he saw it.

"Father." Ren Tingting came over and said hello sweetly. Wen Cai looked at Ren Tingting. In this small town, Ren Tingting should be regarded as the most beautiful one.

Uncle Jiu had to cough twice and kick Wen Cai again, which brought him back to life.

Ren Tingting saw Wencai, and frowned slightly. She already had a dislike for this impolite guy who just stared at the indescribable place.

"Tingting, come and meet Uncle Jiu." Master Ren beckoned Tingting to sit down.

"Ninth Uncle."

Although Ren Tingting didn't like Uncle Jiu's disciple, she didn't attack him face to face. This Uncle Jiu was a well-known Taoist catching monsters nearby, and he had a high prestige in Renjia Town.

Then she looked at the most eye-catching Kakarot.

"Uh, this is..." Grandpa Ren froze, no one knew who Kakarot was.

"Just call me Yan Shuangying." Kakarot picked up a random name.

Everyone was almost there, and the waiter came over with the menu to ask.

But the menu was given after chatting for so long, the service attitude is bad enough.

"Uncle Jiu, just ask for what you want to eat, and bring me a cup of coffee."

"I want a cup of coffee too." Ren Tingting also went on to order.

Uncle Jiu was a little dazed, he hadn't done these foreign things before, and he was afraid of making a fool of himself, so he ordered a cup of coffee like a gourd.

The waiter looked at Kakarot again.

Kakarot gave up, "I've ordered it, and it's quite slow to serve you. If it's in a foreign country, I won't give you the money."

he complained.

Some Chinese people open a foreign restaurant and sell some foreign goods. With this status, they instantly feel that they have become high-end.

It's true that he owes a fight, but Kakarot's strength is so strong that he doesn't need to worry about whether he gives face or not.

After a long time, the four cups of coffee finally arrived, and Kakaluo's special dishes were also served, all of which were special dishes.

Kakarot didn't hesitate to eat directly.

"Just talk about what you want to talk about, and don't care about me."

Kakarot skillfully gestured on the steak with a knife and fork, but Ren Tingting looked at him and became interested in him.

I am mainly interested in his skillful use of knives and forks, which are foreign tableware, and few domestic people are used to them.

However, Ren Tingting has always been curious about everything in the West, influenced by Western thoughts.

"Did you say you've been abroad?" She moved closer to Kakarot and asked excitedly.

"I have indeed been there, and I have been there several times."

Kakarot recalled.

"Wonderful, where have you been?" she began.

On the side, Mr. Ren saw his daughter chatting passionately with other men, but he was still an unknown man with non-mainstream hair.

Although he was a little displeased, he still discussed the business of opening the coffin with Uncle Jiu.

Although Uncle Jiu didn't drink coffee, he followed Master Ren's example and put sugar cubes into the coffee and stirred it, which made him drink a different taste. He felt that foreign tea and Chinese tea had their own advantages and disadvantages.

Wen Cai on the side was jealous of Kakarot who was accompanied by a beautiful woman, so he didn't notice Master Ren's behavior of drinking coffee, and directly drank the coffee in the cup in front of him in one gulp.

Then he spat out in pain.

"It's too bitter, what the hell is this!"

Wencai felt anxious.

But he regretted it after he finished speaking. His coffee sprayed a table of delicious food all over the place. Kakarot looked at his Uncle Ninth with a half-smile and looked for paper towels to wipe the coffee on his body.

"It's really speechless."

Kakarot threw the knife and fork aside, a little depressed.

That is to say, the food in this restaurant is only at the edible stage. If there is a table of gourmet food, Kakarot, a Saiyan who has a bad temper, gets angry and fights, so he should teach this literary talent a lesson.

Uncle Jiu also hurriedly apologized to everyone, but this time the discussion ended in discord.

When parting, Uncle Jiu invited Kakarot to come to Yizhuang as a guest, but Kakarot was too lazy to go to the wilderness of Yizhuang, and chose to stay in the city, but it was just an appointment to wait for Grandpa Ren to open the coffin Then go to meet up.

Miss Ren is quite interested in Kakarot. When she came back from the provincial capital, she was naturally not used to staying in the small town of Ren Town. The people here did not have a common language with her, so she was bored.

Although Kakarot's hair style makes people feel uncomfortable, his big muscles give people a sense of security, and he can keep up with Ren Tingting's rhythm in conversation, so he has a good impression.

When Uncle Nine was busy looking for geomantic treasures, Ms. Ren also came to Kakarot for a long time. When she saw Kakarot's domineering off-road vehicle, she was even more shocked. She was convinced that Kakarot was a wealthy family who had been abroad. , even this hedgehog head, she thought it was a trend abroad at that time.

The trend of thought in this era is that everything abroad is good and powerful. It is normal for her to have this kind of thinking, but it makes Kakarot feel a little uncomfortable. There is one foreign country on the left, and one foreign country on the right. I really want to show her face punch.

But for her beauty's sake, Kakarot still magnanimously understood her behavior.

It just dispelled the idea of ​​sleeping with her.

That's it...

In Uncle Nine's film, there is another woman that Kakarot remembers deeply, she is the villain played by Michiko Nishiwaki, an island woman.

Although beauty is beauty, it is a pity that she is a female villain related to drugs, and Kakarot doesn't have much idea of ​​wanting to sleep with her.

Michiko Nishika of this island country is also considered a strange woman. She has been lively in martial arts since she was a child, and she has become famous all the way through fighting. Because the island country is full of love and love, she fought all the way in the land of Hong Kong Island. After training a body of muscle, he won three consecutive bodybuilding champions and weightlifting champions.

(End of this chapter)