Dragon Ball: What It's Like to Be a Kakarot

Chapter 163
Yan Chixia flew into the car, and the door closed randomly.

"Tree demon, you are still sensible, but only a little bit. If you were so obedient from the beginning, you may still have a way to survive."

Kakarot steered the car into the air to a distance of a thousand meters.

When the tree demon heard what Kakarot said, he immediately knew that it was not good. The body of more than 200 meters rose from the ground, waving branches and arms in the air, waving its teeth and claws in the air. That's it.

The main body is more than 200 meters away, and if you count those messy branches and demon skills, the range of the dryad can barely reach more than 600 meters.

It's not bad for this cold weapon era, but for Kakarot facing hot weapons, it's average, it's average.

Can't beat him at all.

"It turns out that Brother Dao is still going to kill this monster, so I can rest assured." Yan Chixia laughed, and suddenly sensed something, and raised her voice.

: "Not good, Brother Dao, that guy sent his body to fight, but his own soul left his body, and he has to cut his own foundation to survive!"

Saying that, Yan Chixia pointed to a little green light fleeing below.

This black and green light is really not easy to see under the cover of the forest below and the magic, even if you find it, you will just look away in a daze.

This dryad's ability to escape is still somewhat worth seeing.

Kakarot unhurriedly activated the laser cannon, then pressed the button, and the permanent energy began to gather energy. The huge energy gathering made Yan Chixia shudder, and felt that she was built on a sun, which was a little bit wrong. It turned into ashes.

A dazzling blue-white light cannon was shot out instantly, spanning more than ten kilometers, and directly opened a vast avenue from the lush forest. All creatures along the way, including the messy green light, were all scattered!
"It's no problem to let him run a hundred kilometers."

Kakarot unhurriedly drove the car down from the sky.

The female ghost Xiaoqian's face turned pale, and Yan Chixia was also Ai Ai.

Such a broad and powerful attack can only be compared with the highest and deep Taoism of the superior and famous sect. Such an attack is actually made of a car and a magic weapon. It is terrifying, too terrifying!

I don't know what a powerful sect is to create such a magic weapon.

The car landed slowly, and a bottomless gully appeared on the ground, with crystals already forming at the bottom.

There were still some scattered little demons on the side who were lucky enough not to be affected, but they were scared out of their wits, even if they saw the terrifying iron box falling from the sky, they did not dare to run away.

Their bodies were so frightened that they didn't even have the strength to support themselves to complete the act of escaping.

Not to mention that even if it ran away, it was still unknown whether it could run out of the range.

The speed of the tree demon's soul running out of the body is also considered superb, but it is locked and killed, so there is no reason to speak of it.

The rear door opened automatically, and Yan Chixia instantly realized that she should go, and walked out respectfully.

"I don't know the senior's name?"

He hesitated, and asked Kakarot again.

At this time, he no longer dared to call Kakarot Brother Dao, the gap between the two sides was really too bad.

Kakarot yawned, gave up slightly, and the car started up again, roaring away with the passionate engine.

Kakarot didn't even think of a pseudonym for himself.

Yan Chixia looked at the iron car that was far away from her sight, just sighed, and then clasped her fists in the direction Kakarot left.

Go in the opposite direction.

Now that the big demon here has been eliminated, there is no need to stay here.

There is a legend circulating in the village at the foot of the mountain. There is a very frightening monster that is not as good as a sword and a gun. It can spit out a blue light when it opens its mouth.

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"I don't know how Xiaoqian calls Master."

Xiaoqian on the co-pilot came back to her senses and asked Kakarot.

"Just call me son."

Kakarot touched Xiaoqian's hand, felt the cold texture of the ghost and said.

Speaking of which, in the world of Liaozhai, female ghosts can also conceive children, and whether they have children is determined by the gift of heaven, and only rarely is it determined by the bodies of men and women.

It is described in the original text of Liao Zhai as follows:
The mother also knows that there is no evil, but she is afraid that she will not be able to extend the family.The woman said: "Children are bestowed by heaven, and the Lord Lang annotated the blessings. There are three sons of the eldest son of Kang, and they will not seize them because of the ghost wife." The mother believed it and discussed with her son.Ning Xi sued Qi Dang for the feast.Or please meet the bride.

It is about that after Nie Xiaoqian was brought home by Ning Caichen, Ning Caichen's original wife died of illness, and his mother had been served by Xiaoqian for a long time. Although Xiaoqian was said to be a ghost, she was kind-hearted and beautiful like a fairy. , It is better to marry directly.

But I am worried that Xiaoqian is a ghost and cannot pass on the family line to bear children.

In ancient times, having a child was a big deal.

And Nie Xiaoqian knew her mother's worries, so she said to her: Children are given by God.Mr. Lang is destined to be blessed, he will have three sons of Guangzong Yaozu, and he will not have no descendants just because he is a ghost wife.

Ning Caichen's mother was persuaded by her, which led Ning Caichen to marry a ghost wife. A few years later, Ning Caichen was admitted to Jinshi, and Xiaoqian gave birth to a boy.Ning Sheng took another concubine, and they each gave birth to a boy.The three children later became officials, and their official voices were very good.

Xiaoqian was extremely embarrassed to be touched by Kakarot, but she didn't resist. She should have been trained by the tree demon for a certain period of time.

Or if you know Kakarot's strength, resistance is a kind of despair, so you don't resist.

Kakarot was too lazy to read minds about these little things, so he ignored them.

"This is really an era when the people are struggling to live." Kakarot admired the scenery on the road. It was a bit cold even in the daytime, and there were some corpses and monsters on the road from time to time.

There will be one monster every kilometer or so, or a ghost, or a ghost, which makes Kakarot frown.

It is also fortunate that the human beings in this world are races that can generate energy from their bodies, so they barely fight back and forth with the demons.

Speaking of which, there are public officials in heaven and hell in this world. Kakarot vaguely remembers such a thing as Lu Pan.

Lu judged this because of head replacement surgery, Kakarot remembers it quite well.

It is said that a brave man invited the judge of the underworld to go home to have a drink and talk happily. One really invited and the other really came, and this man's sophistication got through.

Later, after getting acquainted with each other, the judge gave him a change of heart so that he could rise to the top, and also performed a head transplant on his wife, which made his wife look as beautiful as a flower.

In the end, this person followed Lu Pan to the underworld to be an official, Fuze's descendants.

However, even if there are living public officials, Kakarot thinks it is impossible for this world to look like a bird.

To put it bluntly, everyone is the type of person with strong fists. Because I am strong, I will control you, but you can’t question whether I can manage well. If you don’t obey me, you will die. If you die, I will still control you. The soul flies away, that's all.

However, although Kakarot has a violent personality, he is also educated, so he can manage well if he manages——

It refers to inputting the rules into the artificial man, so that the artificial man can manage according to the rules.

However, it is clear that the Dragon Ball world is well-organized, and this plan is effective, and Kakarot is a capable person.

As a capable person, Kakarot can naturally despise the underworld and heaven of this world.And the emperor of the world.

The off-road vehicle drove all the way, and arrived at a nearby city at dawn. The officials guarding the gate heard the roar of the earth, and saw a ferocious giant beast speeding like lightning from a distance, so they hurriedly closed the city gate in fright.

I thought there was a monster attacking the city, causing people to panic.

Kakarot was speechless, so he had no choice but to use a transformation technique to transform the off-road vehicle into a luxurious carriage, and then controlled the gatekeepers to open the door, deleting their memories, and then passed the city safely.

"In the feudal era, even if there were demons and ghosts, it was still a feudal era, and there was a big lag in knowledge."

Kakarot sighed.

Then, he entered a paragraph of how to use modern products into the mind of the female ghost next to him, so that he would not have to teach them one by one.

He kept this female ghost, intending to use it as a maid to serve, not to find students for himself.

Xiaoqian only felt that her mind sank, and she created countless messy memories out of thin air. When she looked at the decorations in the car, although she didn't understand, she understood a little.

That is to say, I know their usage, but I don't know why. I don't know why.

Kakarot got out of the carriage, wandered around the town casually, and saw a novel ancient town.

And Xiaoqian also got Kakarot's light, she can walk in the daytime, not afraid of the sun, and happily roams around the town.

She hadn't seen such a populated place for many years.

When he had a good time playing, Kakarot found a place called Wangjiang Inn and planned to stay overnight.

The main thing is that I heard that this inn drowned people 30 years ago, and it is a bit haunted. Kakarot also wants to experience the haunted inn.

See if it is a more ferocious evil spirit like Painted Skin Ghost.

A beauty like Xiaoqian is naturally a good ghost who wants to marry a poor scholar.

And Xiaoqian felt a cloud of yin in the well in the backyard of the inn, presumably it was a drowned water ghost.

"Woooooooo..."

At night, at twelve o'clock, it is already the branch of the moon.

Kakarot really heard the faint sobs of a woman.

Kakarot opened his eyes and looked towards the backyard of the inn, only to see a wetly dressed female ghost sitting on the edge of the well, covering her face and sobbing.

Looking at her figure, she is not as good as Xiaoqian.

"Forget it, forget it, this ghost is not good-looking, Xiaoqian, you go down and send her away."

This kind of ghost said that the fighting power was low-level, and that he was not good-looking, so he didn't bother to talk to her, so he sent Xiaoqian to send the sister away.

Xiaoqian felt a little helpless, "Young master, a drowning ghost usually cannot leave the dead river for too long. It is a land beam spirit. I am afraid it will be difficult to send her away."

Xiaoqian told the rules of ghosts.

People like Xiaoqian can run around with the urn in their arms, while drowning ghosts generally can't go too far.

Of course, it mainly depends on whether the ghost is awesome or not.

The awesome water ghost can go straight home.

"Then go and find out what she does and where she is crying."

Kakarot waited to hear a very bleak ghost story.

What kind of concern, being harmed by others and so on.

Xiaoqian did as she was told, and floated to the side of the water ghost.

"I don't know why the sisters are crying here, disturbing my young master, please tell me the reason, don't make the young master angry."

Xiaoqian asked the female water ghost in a gentle voice.

The water ghost looked up at Xiaoqian, only to see that the other ghost was as beautiful as a fairy, without any ghostly aura at all, and it was full of sadness.

Even if the gap between being a human being is huge, the gap between being a ghost and being a ghost is also so big, it is really heartbreaking.

Afterwards, he didn't dare to neglect Xiaoqian. If he could bring a female ghost by his side as a maid, I'm afraid that young master is also a capable person, and he probably has some Taoism.

These kind of people are not to be provoked by little ghosts, and they will be beaten and killed if they are not careful.

He revealed his own truth.

It turned out that her name was Wu Qiuyue. More than 30 years ago, she was a young girl, but she accidentally fell into the well and drowned.

In the underworld, a ghost like this who fell into the water could be reincarnated once she died, but the Pluto here is greedy for money and asked her to pay 20 silver coins, so she was unable to reincarnate for a long time. She has been wandering in the underworld for 30 years. , so weep every night.

After hearing this, Xiaoqian sighed and told Kakarot the story, leaving Kakarot speechless.

"Don't ghosts use paper money? Why do you want money? It's ridiculous."

Kakarot never expected that it was because of the money problem that the female ghost had no desire to go back and still had to ask for 20 silver to be reincarnated.

Even in the human world, those who can have 20 silver are still rich and noble. No one dares to vote for this reincarnation, right?
These brats don't dare to lie to him by making up these words, he just needs to check and find out.

So Kakarot directly opened the passage between Yin and Yang from here.

Returned to the familiar underworld.

The remnants of the old war still exist, the black mountain old demon has accumulated a lot of power, and the ghost kings from other lands still dare not extend their territory.

Kakarot compared the maps of the yin and yang worlds, and found the underworld corresponding to the human world.

The underworld is divided into ten halls, and each of the ten halls has a master, which is called the ten kings of the underworld.Each of the ten kings has a title, and they are collectively called the Ten Kings of Hades.

Lord Yan of the Ten Temples is the underworld version of the mayor's high-ranking official, with a very high status, and those below them are various positions.

Chief Judge Cui Fujun, Zhong Kui, Black and White Impermanence, Bull Head and Horse Face.

The underworld position of town ghosts like Wu Qiuyue is also called City God, which is what she calls Pluto Lord, similar to Land Lord, except that different positions have different management scopes.

Kakarot found the City God here, and as soon as he entered the silver gate, he saw this guy smiling Mimi and letting the little ghosts carry the vain silver in the human world.

So I believed in Wu Qiuyue's affairs.

"Well, you ghost pawn, you are so greedy for money after death, can you spend it?" Kakarot walked in and scolded with a smile.

"What does it have to do with you..." Chenghuang was about to start scolding, but when he looked at Kakarot's unruly hair, the scolding stopped abruptly.

The story of Kakarot hanging and beating the old Montenegro demon also spread in hell. It was the old Montenegro demon who occupied the city of death, and he was beaten to death just like that. The one who killed him had such a hedgehog head.

(End of this chapter)