Dragon Ball: What It's Like to Be a Kakarot

Chapter 164
The story of Kakarot hanging and beating the old Montenegro demon also spread in hell. It was the old Montenegro demon who occupied the city of death, and he was beaten to death just like that. The one who killed him had such a hedgehog head.

This matter has been widely circulated in the underworld. How dare he, a small city god, offend Kakarot, who can kill the big monster.

It should be noted that they all only have official positions, which are similar to dragon ball gods. When it comes to fighting ability, they are really not much higher than monsters. At least the city god in front of Kakarot has no hands With the power of a chicken, even a swordsman from the world can kill him, he is really weak.

Moreover, Kakarot is a person from the underworld, and this shady official position can't control him.

"The little one has seen the Shangxian, but I don't know that the Shangxian came, what is the so-called?"

A flattering smile appeared on the face of the City God, and he asked Kakarot with a smile.

His smile made the ghost servants beside him feel their scalps go numb. They had never seen such a charming expression from an adult.

"It's nothing, I think you stop people from reincarnating and making money, it's just disgusting."

As Kakarot said, he grabbed Chenghuang's head, twisted it lightly, and broke it directly.

"I am the city god of a place, you dare to kill me!"

Cheng Huang stared at Kakarot with wide eyes when his head fell to the ground.

It's unbelievable that this guy is going to wring his brains out the moment he meets him.

"It's not dead, it seems that you have some skills."

Kakarot kicked over, directly blasting the city god's head, and the city god was completely wiped out.

Then Kakarot looked at the rest of the ghost messengers and sneered again and again.

The institution of the prefecture itself operates according to the rules, adding some manpower is only to prevent the machine from jamming, and to provide artificial subsidies in case of emergencies. Personally, think in terms of human touch.

But artificial people are very smart and basically do not need artificial assistance.

It's just an official job, if you kill it, you will kill it, and it will not interfere with the driving in the underworld at all. Even without this city god, it will be faster to let the rules act on their own.

However, this city god is a fairy with an official position. After Kakarot killed this city god, another gravitational thread entangled him.

Kakarot is not worried about his debts, he let these gravitational lines entangle him, and when he reaches the higher world, he will find the mastermind behind these lines and beat him to death with one punch.

Talking about cause and effect every day is bullshit.

After returning to the underworld, Kakarot asked Xiaoqian to let the female ghost reincarnate, and the female ghost entered the underworld again, and she was able to reincarnate smoothly.

After the death of a city god, the officials in the entire underworld are in chaos, and no one cares about the reincarnation of a female ghost.

Since then, the inn has never been haunted again.

Kakarot hugged Xiaoqian back to the room to sleep, hugging her was like hugging an air conditioner, feeling comfortable all over, but fortunately it was summer, it would not be beautiful if it was winter.

When she woke up the next day, Xiaoqian was already doing her makeup in front of a bronze mirror.

"Young master woke up. There is a store outside the door saying that to express their gratitude for eliminating ghosts, they brought a table of food."

Seeing Kakarot waking up, Xiaoqian stepped forward and brought the prepared meal to Kakarot.

"Hmm..." Kakarot looked at the table and was a little curious. They didn't tell anyone about the ghost removal. How did this store know that it was the ghost removal by itself? I'll have to go out and ask after a while.

After eating and drinking, Kakarot took Xiaoqian downstairs.

"Shopkeeper, how did you know that I got rid of ghosts?" Kakarot asked curiously.

"Objectively, everyone in this city knows that my shop is a haunted shop. Those who dare to come to my shop are those who are daring, or they are just looking for novelty."

"Those curious people ran away in fright when they heard the cry in the middle of the night. On the contrary, after you came, young master, the haunted cry disappeared. It must be that you got rid of the female ghost. I guessed wrong. It doesn't matter, I finally got a good night's sleep, which is a blessing to you."

The shopkeeper laughed happily.

Since this shop was haunted, the business has been getting worse and worse. He also wanted to sell the shop directly many times, but the ancestral shop cannot be left in his own hands, and there are sporadic and daring people who want to take a look. The ghost shop, the voice barely survived, so it persisted.

Kakarot nodded.

But I heard the shopkeeper say again, "My lord, the daughter of a local rich family surnamed Jia got pregnant before she got married. The daughters of several rich families in the city have been like this for several years. There must be some evildoers. Why don't you go and have a look?" Look, if you can find the reason, there must be a big reward."

The shopkeeper suggested.

"Pregnancy out of wedlock, right?"

Kakarot was thoughtful, this was the feudal world in ancient times, unweds had children first, and there were many incidents, except for prostitutes, it was haunted.

But in the world of Liaozhai, flowers, plants, trees, insects, fish, birds and animals, all of them can become fine.

Most likely some kind of cow and horse monster, only attacking women.

It's a scourge, let's kill him first before leaving this world.

After wandering around for a while, Kakarot already wanted to leave this smoky world of trash, gods and ghosts, so he thought about taking care of this last business.

The incident happened half a year ago. Jia Zheng, the owner of the Jia family, felt that something was wrong with her daughter.She is 16 years old this year and has not yet been married, but recently she has been depressed, her appetite is poor, and her body is getting thinner and thinner. Later, she asked the doctor to find out that it was a happy pulse, and heard the maids said that there was a sound in the lady's room in the middle of the night.

This made Jia Zheng angry, and asked people to surround her daughter's room. After a few days, no one was seen, but there was still noise in her daughter's room. In desperation, she suspected it was a monster, and asked Taoist priests for help. The claw demon catches ghosts in order to save his daughter.

Kakarot drove to Jia's Mansion. Jia's Mansion is indeed a big family in the area, with all kinds of pavilions, towers and pavilions. Compared with other houses in the city, this building is considered magnificent.

"Let me see what monsters have appeared in your house, and lead the way."

Kakarot got out of the car and shouted to the servant.

The servant opened the door immediately after hearing this.

My master is already in a panic because of the young lady, as long as he is a Taoist priest or someone who has something, he will go to the young lady's room, and there is no need to report.

When he arrived at the lady's room, Kakarot sensed the breath, ran directly to the lady's bedroom, and opened the bed curtain.

At this time, Miss Jia's face was pale and rosy, with a weird smile on her mouth, as if she was having a dream, she was still sleepy after the sun was high, her belly bulged greatly.

Kakarot sensed two breaths in it, one was from the living and the other was from ghosts, and the breath of ghosts was squeezed into the breath of living people bit by bit.

From the looks of it, he wanted to make a mess so that he could live in a new house.

"What a good monster."

Kakarot pulled back the quilt, and groped for the lady following the sense of breath.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

The rest of the onlookers looked impatiently, it's fine if you have a pulse, it's absolutely impossible to fumble like this, and you don't want other people's reputation.

Two or three big men stepped forward and were about to pull Kakarot away.

Xiaoqian on the side hurriedly stood in front of them and stopped them.

Although the young master's actions are a challenge for feudal superstitious people, they are saving people, not taking advantage of others.

That woman is not as beautiful as herself, so how could it be possible.

Following his breath, Kakarot took out a bronze mirror on the lady's buttocks. The angle of the monster's hiding was quite tricky. The bronze mirror the size of a palm was hidden in an indescribable part of the woman. In this way, Even if others know his hiding place, it is not easy to find out.

But Kakarot doesn't care about you, the worst thing is to use a memory modification technique afterwards, just delete this part.

Kakarot threw the bronze mirror on the ground and smashed it, and thick smoke billowed out of the mirror.

"You smelly Taoist priest, you look weird, and you dare to spoil my good deeds!"

The mirror ghost cursed angrily.

"What are you, dare to speak to me like that?"

Kakarot dismissed it, his eyes turned red, and Cyclops shot over, directly blasting the evil spirit.

The process of killing ghosts is simple and neat.

It's just not over yet.

This kind of evil spirit is divided into two parts, only half of which is in the mirror, and the other half has already run into the woman's belly, occupying the room of the fetus and forming a ghost fetus, so a violent abortion operation had to be performed.

Kakarot slid on the lady's stomach, and directly cut the upper and lower parts of the person, and a puff of black smoke came out from the fetal position again.

"Well, you weird Taoist priest, you actually killed someone directly in order to find me!!!"

Even Mirror Ghost was stunned by Kakarot's methods.

In order to get rid of the demon, kill everyone around you, right?

"What nonsense are you talking about, when did I kill someone?"

Kakarot cleaned the fetal position, put it back, and finally grabbed the woman up and down and spliced ​​it together, and the body healed and perfected.

The mirror ghost was stunned, knowing that he had kicked down the iron plate, he didn't dare to stay longer, so he turned into black smoke and fled through the window.

Kakarot looked at the Mirror Demon, and a ray of Cyclops chased it out, blasting Red Sand to death directly in mid-air.

Another amnestic modification technique, modifying the part of saving people and eliminating demons to a normal level, will be completely successful.

"Alright, Xiaoqian, let's go."

Kakarot put his hands behind his back and walked out the door, intending to go directly to the ascension node.

Passing by another market, there was a farmer selling peaches.He pushed a wooden cart, which was full of fresh peaches that had just been picked. The peaches were all the size of a fist, rosy in white, and mouth-watering.

The peach seller was a strong man with a gray cloth on his shoulders. He wiped the sweat from his face with the cloth from time to time, and shouted at passers-by: "Peach sale."

Kakarot looked at the peach, articulate, and then synthesized some gold and silver and threw it to Xiaoqian.

"Xiaoqian, go and buy some peaches."

"My lord, is this too much?" Xiaoqian asked looking at the gold and silver in her hand.

"It's okay, buy them all, and he will pay more." Kakarot said.

After Kakarot said so, Xiaoqian naturally had nothing to say, so she went to the peach seller and wanted to buy all the peaches.

The peach seller confirmed the authenticity of the gold and silver, and was overjoyed. Even the tools for transporting the peaches were given to Xiaoqian directly, and he was about to leave.

At this time, a Taoist priest walked up to the strong peach seller, saluted with both hands first, and then said to the strong man, "Poverty is hungry and thirsty now, and wants to buy a peach."

As he spoke, he took out a few copper coins.

"I'm sorry, this lady has already bought all the peaches just now, if you want, you can buy them from her."

After that, the farmer turned and left, while Xiaoqian grabbed the cart and prepared to take Tao Zi to the Kakarot carriage.

But the Taoist turned around and glanced at Xiaoqian, frowned suddenly, and grabbed Xiaoqian's wrist, preventing her from exerting any strength.

"What a powerful female ghost, she can go out in broad daylight. It seems that Pindao is going to get a load of good peaches for nothing today."

The Taoist smiled slightly.

Xiaoqian was shocked, knowing that her identity had been exposed, but she was not so alarmed.

As the saying goes, it depends on the master if you fight enough. Kakarot can kill the dryad's grandmother and go to the underworld, so why would he watch her being bullied by outsiders.

"Also ask the Taoist assistant, Xiaoqian's master is waiting for Xiaoqian to send Taozi back."

"If it is delayed, the master will not like it, and I'm afraid it will implicate the Taoist priest."

Saying that, Xiaoqian felt refreshed for a while.

Ever since she became a ghost, she lived in fear every day, fearing that Yan Chixia would cut her down, or be taken away by a passing Taoist.

"You're still a little devil with a master. I don't know which Taoist scum, the adulterer took you away." The Taoist chief frowned and cursed angrily.

At this time, seeing a Taoist chief embarrassing a beautiful woman, tourists from all over gathered around to watch the play.

In ancient times and modern times, passers-by all like to watch theatre.

"The stinky Taoist is the one I took in, do you have any opinions?"

A beautiful steed slowly walked up to the Taoist priest with a gorgeous carriage on its back.

Kakarot lowered the window and asked.

The Taoist just saw that Kakarot's hair changed and he didn't want to wash it. The weird hair, coupled with the evil and awe-inspiring avoidance of control, just looked at Kakarot and felt that Kakarot was not a good person.

But it is true.

"Do you know that this is a female ghost who can only appear during the day and has some skills?"

The Taoist priest held Xiaoqian's hand tightly and asked Kakarot.

"I tell you to let go."

Kakarot pulled out his revolver and pointed at the priest's free wrist.

boom!
There was only thunder on the ground, and finally the Taoist staggered, let go of Xiaoqian's wrist, and fell to the ground, clutching his other wrist in great pain.

And the blood is not enough to flow out.

"It's really toasting and not eating fine wine."

When the bystanders heard that Xiaoqian was a female ghost, they were startled, and looked at his appearance, half-believing.

Seeing Kakarot attacking suddenly again at this moment, they were startled again, and they dispersed one after another, for fear that the fight would affect them.

"What a temper!" The Taoist clutched his wrist and looked at Kakarot.

(End of this chapter)