I went to a fake college

Chapter 218
Fatty felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he immediately quieted down.

"Oh, I thought we were the first to come. It turns out that there are female soldiers who came earlier than us."

"Yes. Well, this bathhouse looks good, it's quite new, and it's fully equipped."

"Yes, sisters, let's take off our clothes and go wash."

The fat man was shocked: "What, sisters? Wait, isn't this a men's bathroom? Why did a group of female soldiers come in?"

"Arthur, which side is the men's bathhouse?" The fat man sent a voice transmission.

Because some people from Class [-] are nearby, everyone can hear the sound transmission.

"Male right and female left, I still can't lie to you."

"Yeah, fat man, we still lie to you about this kind of thing, I'm already in the bathhouse, fat man, where are you?" Riester said via voice transmission.

Male right female left?Hearing the words, the fat man thought about it carefully, and suddenly realized something was wrong: Oops, I didn't distinguish between left and right, I must have reversed left and right, and entered the women's bathhouse.

It's over, I went to the women's bathhouse, not the men's bathhouse.

Thinking of this, the fat man immediately became nervous, not because he was thin-skinned and afraid of being ugly, but because there are strict military regulations here. If a male soldier is found to harass a female soldier, or a female soldier is found to harass a male soldier, he will be severely punished .

Fatty clearly remembered the military regulations that the instructor said today.

According to the implementation rules of the military regulations, Article No.18, the second situation stipulates that anyone who enters the bathhouse of the opposite sex, and the person concerned knows or should know that he has violated discipline, regardless of whether he has subjective consciousness, will be punished as follows: those with the rank of first class soldier or above, Subject to corporal punishment and demotion; those who are private first class and below will be dispatched to the frontier, and those with serious circumstances will be executed!
The sound of rushing water echoed in Fatty's ears one after another. These piercing sounds were like all kinds of violent fairy skills, blooming on the surrounding ground, as if they were roaring before execution.

I want to calm down, calm down, absolutely must not make a sound, absolutely must not let anyone find out!Otherwise it's screwed!I'm sneaking out when everyone's gone.

Thinking of this, the fat man began to pretend to take a bath inside.

"Sisters, it's so comfortable. The water temperature is just right."

"Yeah, that's right, some sister came over and rubbed it for me. After I finish washing it, I will rub her back too."

"I come."

"Ok."

The fat man hid in the shower, not daring to take a breath. Hearing the conversations of these female soldiers, he felt that these female soldiers were like children, taking a bath so happily, so pretentious, and rubbing each other's backs.

At this time, the fat man was shocked because he found a female soldier who had come to the side of his shower room. Looking at the white calf and the beautiful soles, he knew that she should be a woman with a good figure. soldier.

The sound of splashing water rang in his ears, and the fat man gave a quick shot.

"Well, the water temperature is not bad."

A sweet sound came from the shower next door.

All the fat man can do is wait quietly, until everyone finishes washing, even if it is midnight, as long as they are not discovered by others, as long as they are not punished.

"Hehe, it turns out that the next door is a fat girl."

The fat man was shocked when he heard this. It turned out that the woman opposite saw his feet.

"How can there be hair growing on the calf?"

The fat man was startled again, and immediately turned up the water to the maximum, and then began to apply a lot of foam to his legs.

The female soldier next door started to take a shower and didn't continue talking.

It was terrible, but fortunately the person next to him reacted slowly, didn't see the flaw, didn't realize that he was a man.The fat man breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the other party had already started taking a bath.

"Sisters, someone rub my back." A voice came from the shower room next to the fat man.

Creaking, the shower door opened, "That sister can help me rub my back, and I will rub her back later."

The fat man is helpless: take a shower, you guys should take a quick shower, why are you doing so many things?

"Sister Luna, everyone is busy, so I don't have time right now."

The female soldier named Luna stopped shouting after hearing this, but continued to take a bath.

However, not long after, Fatty suddenly heard a thumping sound from the next door. Obviously, she was knocking on the partition that separated her.

The fat man was puzzled and didn't know what she was going to do.

Boom!Luna knocked on the partition and said politely: "The sister next door, can you rub my sister's back? You have such a good figure and such a plump appearance. It must be very comfortable to rub your back."

Plump?When the fat man heard this word, he didn't dare to think about it, and he didn't dare to say anything.

Boom!The female soldier named Luna next to her continued to knock on the partition and repeated it again.

what to do?If you don't make a sound, I'm afraid it will arouse suspicion from others; but if you make a sound, others will hear something wrong, and you will also reveal your male identity.

Is it better to answer aloud, or not to answer?Fatty is very tangled and contradictory.

However, the fat man's brain turned quickly, and he thought of a way when he had an idea, and that was to express it in silent language.

Immediately, the fat man took out the pen and paper from the storage ring, and wrote on the waterproof paper: Sorry, the little girl next door, my sister is a little inconvenient today. I hurt my hand during training, so I can't take a shower.

At this point, the fat man thought he was a genius, and then threw the paper over the shower.

Sure enough, the female soldier next door named Luna received the note.

[It's so strange, since only the hands are injured, and the voice is not injured, why express information in this way. ] Luna thought of this, and knocked on the partition again.

"That's right, I'm sorry, sister next door, since your hands are inconvenient, then I don't want you to help me take a bath."

Hearing this, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief. With his ingenuity, this matter was perfectly resolved, and the rest only needed to wait for the female soldiers to leave.

The fat man had been in the bathhouse for a while, during which some female soldiers went out one after another, and some female soldiers came in one after another. As time went by, the number of female soldiers in the bathhouse gradually decreased.

[The dawn of victory is just around the corner. According to this situation, the bathhouse will be deserted in a short time. 】

But at this moment, something unexpected happened.

Luna in the shower next door finished washing, and she was going to leave, but she was surprised to find that her sister next door seemed quieter.

Luna thought it was very strange, but after thinking about it, she soon realized the cause of the matter. It might be that the sister next door injured her hand and it was inconvenient to wash it.

Thinking of this, Luna knocked on the partition again, and said enthusiastically: "Sister next door, I finished washing, I know your hand is hurt, why don't I come over and give you a bath."

The fat man was shocked when he heard the words. He wanted to refuse, but he didn't dare to say it.

"If you don't speak, it means acquiescence. I'll come here now."

[What, come here!That's not bad. ] The fat man was shocked, and immediately looked for paper in his storage ring, but found that the paper had been used up.

[It's over, it's bad, what should I do. 】The fat man saw a shadow of a person appearing outside the glass door.

That was a female soldier.

Dong dong, Luna knocked on the door and said, "Sister, do you have trouble opening the door with your hands, or should I push it?"

This glass door just has an ordinary small latch, and a Sanxian-level powerhouse can push it open with only a slight force.

The fat man felt bad, and at this critical moment, the fat man's ingenuity played a role, and he immediately took out some women's things from the storage ring: clothes, scarves and wigs.

And wrapped the wig and scarf around his head as quickly as possible, only showing a pair of eyes, and wrapped his body in women's clothes.

Fatty is a man with a wife, so it is normal to keep a few things for women, but his wife accidentally died when he was crossing the catastrophe, so Fatty is alone now.

The fat man covered up all the key parts. Looking at the current shape, he could barely get away with it.

As soon as the fat man put on these clothes, he heard a creak, and the glass door was pushed open!
When Luna saw the strange person inside, she was a little stunned. She didn't even hold the soap in her hand and dropped it to the ground.

And the fatty looked at the person in front of him, and was almost frightened. Fortunately, he was a married man.

The fat man swallowed his saliva, and walked out quickly without saying a word.

He came to the changing room soon, took the opportunity to take away his clothes, and then ran to the changing room of the men's bathroom at the right time to start changing.

There were very few people in the bathhouse now, and when the fat man went to the men's bathhouse, no one saw him at all.

The fat man entered the men's locker room, panted, and began to change his clothes.

[Come out, finally come out alive, it's too dangerous! 】The fat man was still in fear. After changing his clothes, he didn't leave immediately. Instead, he sat in the men's locker room for a long time before leaving and returning to his dormitory.

This is a standard four-person dormitory, with two bunk beds, a total of four beds.

The living environment here is even worse than Star Academy.

Lin Xiao, Fatty, Arthur and Div share a dormitory.

As soon as the fat man entered the dormitory, Arthur asked, "Fatty man, how can you take a bath for so long? Have all the fat on your body been rubbed off?"

"Yo, they're all back, oh, you know, I just came back from Longtan and Tiger's Lair, and I almost finished playing." The fat man said with a sigh.

"What's the matter, Fatty, that's an exaggeration." Diff asked.

"You guys can't imagine that kind of sense of crisis in the face of death." Fatty said.

"Stop bragging, take a bath, can you doubt life?" Arthur said.

The fat man continued: "I'm too lazy to tell you, I'll tell Brother Lin."

Both Arthur and Diff knew that the big brother Lin mentioned by the fat man meant Lin Xiao, and they also knew that Lin Xiao was very good, especially Diff, so they also recognized Lin Xiao as the big brother in the dormitory.

At this moment, all the dormitory lights went out.

"Everyone, go to bed immediately." A loud voice reached everyone's ears.

Judging by his strength, this voice should be coming from a Loose Immortal above the Immortal King level.

At this time, the fat man was still holding a laundry tub in his hand, maintaining a standing posture.

"I'm speechless. I just finished washing and I'm going to bed. What's the matter with going to bed so early?" the fat man complained.

"Early to bed and early to rise, fat man, go to bed early, you may wake up very early tomorrow." After Lin Xiao finished speaking, he was already lying on his bed.

After a tiring day, everyone is very tired.

"Oh, go to sleep, go to sleep, there's no way." After Dave finished speaking, he began to crawl on the bed.

The fat man felt a little helpless, so he had no choice but to put down the things in his hand, but when he was groping, he suddenly heard a bang.

"Oh, I'll go! Whose iron bucket is this? Why is it placed here?"

"You're fine, what are you doing kicking my bucket, my clothes are still soaking in there." Arthur said.

"You bitch, who asked you to soak the clothes, and you are so particular about it, why put it in the middle of the dormitory, you don't know where to put it in the corner." The fat man complained.

"You are blind, you are a loose fairy, can't you feel the existence of the iron bucket?"

"Arthur, damn it, I haven't reached the realm of the Immortal King yet. I'm a fool, and I can't use my spiritual sense. Tell me, how did I find out the existence of the iron bucket? Anyway, I don't care." Fatty After finishing speaking, he threw the washbasin in his hand, and there was a clanging sound.

Then the fat man walked back to touch his own bed.

In the four-person dormitory, Lin Xiao and Difu slept on the upper bunk, while Arthur and Fatty slept on the lower bunk.

"Where is my bed, where is it?" the fat man asked.

"Fatty, this way." Div said.

The fat man couldn't see clearly, so he touched everywhere, and finally touched a person.

"Fatty, why are you touching my uncle? Your shop is over there." Arthur was very dissatisfied.

The fat man said: "Oh, I was shocked. I thought I touched a woman. It turned out to be Arthur's explosive ponytail."

"Fatty, your uncle, besides, be careful that I will stab you in the dark."

"Arthur, are you still not afraid of being hit by me? Just your attack can still hurt me."

At this time, I suddenly heard a knock on the door, and an indifferent voice came: "I hear you talking again, carefully pull you out, and make you miserable! I am the instructor on duty here, I want to To survive, be obedient."

survive?It has to be said that the instructors in Cyanwood City are more brutal than the other.

Fatty and Arthur were frightened and did not dare to speak out, because they knew what the instructor said, and they didn't just say it casually.

In the army, there are disciplines in everything, such as eating, sleeping, and marching. There are no rules and no rules.

The fat man finally found his bed, lay down, and began to feel and accept the information from the "chat group", but the fat man found that when it was time to sleep, even the "chat group" was gone, and now he wanted to talk, It can only transmit sound through spiritual consciousness, the sound transmission distance is less than [-] meters, and it can only be one-on-one.

"Brother Lin, are you asleep?"

"No, nothing, Fatty."

"Brother Lin, you are very low-key today. I don't think the strength of the instructor Gal is very good today? I guess you will not necessarily lose to him if you try your best to compete with him."

"Fatty, in the barracks, it's best to keep a low profile and suffer less. No matter how powerful you are, you must keep a low profile in the barracks. There are more Sanxians who are stronger than us, so why bother to show off the limelight."

"Well, Brother Lin, you're right, I'm a little tired today, I'm going to bed first."

Sleeping is the most common and effective way to restore fairy power and spiritual power. The speed of restoring fairy power is five to ten times faster in a sleeping state than in a quiet state.

Lin Xiao didn't consume much fairy power and spiritual power today, so he decided to still practice meditation tonight.

In this dark night, it happened that he could enter the purple gold gourd and continue to refine the immortal beast pill of Centaur Mathieus.

As for the pupil of reincarnation, when Lin Xiao glimpsed the bloody sickle, there was no breakthrough.My pupil of reincarnation has reached the fourth realm, which is the realm of size!Within the visible range of the pupil of reincarnation, I can clearly observe all objects, regardless of size.

The pupil of reincarnation couldn't break through, probably because he didn't find the right way.Lin Xiao thought so, he didn't know how to cultivate the pupil of reincarnation, he had no one to guide him, so he could only explore.

Not long after, harsh snores came from the dormitory.

Snoring, snoring~~ After the snoring, there was also the sound of the bed shaking.

Lin Xiao's spiritual sense scanned and found that the fat man was snoring, but this would not affect his cultivation in the slightest.

At this time, Arthur woke up, poked his head out from the upper bunk, and found that it was the fat man snoring, and immediately sent a voice transmission: "Damn fat man, damn fat man! Damn it, can you lower your voice, you're annoying me Go to sleep."

It's no wonder the fat man can hear it. The sound transmission of spiritual consciousness is much weaker than shouting out. How can such a meager amount of energy wake up the sleeping fat man.

The snoring continued, and Arthur couldn't bear it any longer. He touched the long knife beside the bed and seemed to want to stab him. Considering that this was a military camp, he didn't dare to do anything that violated military regulations, so he stabbed the fat man with the handle of the knife. body.

"What are you doing?" Fatty said suddenly.

(End of this chapter)