I went to a fake college

Chapter 219 Emergency Collection

"Hush!" Arthur was shocked when he heard the words, and then immediately sent a voice transmission: "Fatty, if you don't want to die, just shut up."

Only then did the fat man realize that he was in the military camp, and fortunately the instructor on duty here didn't hear the sound just now, otherwise it would be over.

"I said Fatty, can you keep your voice down when you sleep, the whole building is shaking with such loud snoring."

"Um, is that an exaggeration? Am I snoring loudly?"

"Big, of course it's big, I'm numb from your shock, you should think of a way."

"Arthur, you should be the one who thinks of a solution. Everyone else is fine, but you can't sleep."

Arthur was a little helpless when he heard the words, and said, "Let me help you find a way? That's all right, if you sleep on your side, will it be better."

"Maybe."

"What is possible, don't you know? Oh, forget it, give me 10 minutes, let me fall asleep first, and you can sleep again?"

"10 minutes, okay, I'll give you 10 minutes, then go to sleep quickly, and when you fall asleep, you won't be able to hear it."

Arthur said via voice transmission: "Okay."

But within 10 minutes, Arthur didn't feel sleepy at all, and then he heard the fat man's snoring again.

Arthur was so angry that he had nothing to say, his body was also very tired, and he didn't want to leave, so he had to bury his head in the quilt and sleep.

This night, Qingmu City looked very peaceful, and under the moonlight, the recruit dormitory also looked very peaceful.Apart from some snoring, there was no one in the hallways of the dormitory.

At about four o'clock in the morning, a harsh whistle sounded suddenly.

"Emergency assembly!"

Suddenly, the lights in the dormitory came on.

According to the rules, when everyone hears the whistle and the word 'emergency assembly', everyone must run to the track and field to assemble within ten seconds.

The track and field is about 200 meters away from the recruits' dormitory. Running there at the speed of these Sanxians is more than enough time, but getting up and getting dressed is time-consuming.

At this moment, swish!Swish!Swish!

One after another figures rushed out of the dormitory, so fast that it was too late to see them clearly.These shadows are exactly those recruits.

According to the rules, everyone must find the assembly point within ten seconds, and the instructor told everyone the assembly point yesterday afternoon before the end of the military training.

"Hurry up and gather." After Lin Xiao finished speaking, his figure flashed, and he spread his colorful wings and flew out directly.

Whoosh!Although Lin Xiao went out later than some people, his speed was unmatched. He was the first person to come to the track and field and find a spot.

At this time, Instructor Gal had already stood in the corresponding position, waiting for everyone to arrive.

Seeing Lin Xiao arriving first, he nodded approvingly and said, "Well, the speed is good, but what I want to say is, don't let me see you flying with fairy skills next time, those who don't know don't know Sin, this time it's a warning. During military training, you can't use fairy skills without the instructor's permission, understand?"

Lin Xiao nodded helplessly.

After Instructor Garr finished speaking, some soldiers arrived at the "battlefield" one after another.

"Three two. One! Time is up." Instructor Garr finished speaking, and looked at the 30 or so people present, looking very dissatisfied!

"Hmph, there are more than 20 people dead!" Instructor Gal finished speaking, saw Arthur running towards him at a high speed, and said coldly, "Stop, you are not allowed to enter the queue, stand aside."

Arthur didn't say a word, and stood aside directly.

Instructor Gal continued: "From now on, all the people standing in your position will be dead. In ten seconds, the 200-meter battlefield will be impossible to reach. You turtles are not as good as ordinary people!"

dead?This Instructor Garr will not kill us.Arthur was puzzled.

At this time, some soldiers arrived on the battlefield one after another, and these people, like Arthur, stood aside.

But a few minutes passed, Instructor Garr checked and found that there was still one person missing on the field.

"Well, why hasn't anyone come yet? Dead?" Instructor Gal's spiritual consciousness immediately radiated away, and he saw a person running this way with his pants up. He fell down while running. It is the fat man.

Not long after, the fat man came running over.

Instructor Gal glared at the fat man.

The fat man quickly understood the meaning when he saw it. Before he could wait for Instructor Gal to speak, he consciously stood aside.

"You're pretty smart, fat man, where's your shoe? Lost it?"

Fatty looked at Instructor Gal, actually he was a little dissatisfied, what are you doing gathering in the middle of the night?

The fat man was very dissatisfied, so he intentionally came out last, since he would always be late anyway, so it would be better to be the last one, the one who is barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, what's wrong with coming here barefoot, anyway, everyone is disheveled.

"What do I ask you? Tell me, what about the shoes? Do you want me to beat you up?" Instructor Gal asked again.

The fat man nodded and bowed immediately, and said, "Instructor Gal, I got lost."

"I lost all my shoes, so I guess my daughter-in-law is also lost."

Everyone secretly laughed.

"Still laughing! You dead people, what right do you have to laugh? Look at what you all look like! None of you are fully dressed." Instructor Gal was a little angry, and then continued: "From now on, who will I hear again?" Laugh, and immediately sing that song."

Everyone naturally knows which song Instructor Garr is talking about.

"Look at you dead people, some pants are worn backwards, some clothes are buttoned wrongly, and some shoes are worn backwards! It's a shame. I'm still an eighth-class soldier. Let me tell you, soldiers can be downgraded. If you are unqualified for a long time, you will be demoted to ninth-class soldiers. If you are unqualified, you can only be sent to the frontier to guard the land. By the way, the black soil continent, that fertile land, just needs you dead people. Instructor Gal sarcastically.

"I'll give you ten seconds. You dead people, immediately arrange your 'remains' for me. Come to me later and explain the reason. If the reason is right, this instructor can let you reincarnate as human beings."

Everyone heard the words, and some didn't understand.

Ten seconds later, when everyone was done tidying up, Instructor Garr asked everyone to give reasons for being late.

Arthur was the first in line, and he said, "Instructor Gal, that fat man snored too loudly last night. I didn't have a good rest, so my reaction was slower."

Instructor Gal's eyes widened upon hearing this.

Arthur immediately reacted, and quickly changed his words: "It's not a fat man, it's a fat man, it's that Ruo Dun."

Instructor Gal nodded and said, "This is barely a sufficient reason, plus you performed the best among this group of dead people, so you are allowed to be included."

Arthur was overjoyed when he heard the words. He didn't expect that this would work, so he returned to the queue.

Then came the second person, a female soldier.

The female soldier spoke shyly: "Instructor Gal, I'm not used to sleeping on a bunk bed. When I got off the top bunk, I couldn't get used to it. I accidentally fell down, so I was a few seconds late."

"Well, you didn't sleep on bunk beds when you were in the academy, you need to get used to it, and you are allowed to be included."

"Thank you, Instructor Gal."

Hearing this, the female soldier immediately stretched her eyebrows, and then returned to the queue.

"Next." Instructor Gal said.

A male soldier came over and didn't speak for a long time.

Instructor Gal asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, is your cause of death unknown?"

The soldier touched the back of his head, nodded and said, "Instructor Gal, I don't know why I was late, but I'm still remembering the reason for this incident."

"Stand behind the fat man." Instructor Gal said.

Originally, the fat man was standing at the back, but now someone finally backed him up.

Then, another soldier came up, and he said: "Instructor Garr, it's a coincidence that when the whistle sounded, I did hear it, and then I quickly got up and ran. I was also the first to run to the scene Yes, but when my comrades slapped me, I realized I was dreaming."

Instructor Gal nodded and said, "You are not very vigilant, you know? But what you said is also reasonable. You have more than enough heart but not enough strength. You have a positive attitude and are allowed to join the team."

It seems that Instructor Gal did not plan to punish so many people today, and today is not very strict.

At this time, another female soldier said: "Instructor Gal, I was also dreaming at the time, and I dreamed that dinner was ready."

Instructor Gal asked, "Then did you hear the whistle?"

"heard it."

"I heard, why don't you put down your job and come out to gather?"

"No, Instructor Gal, I woke up suddenly when I heard the whistle. I don't know what happened to my brain, but I ran towards the cafeteria."

"What, are you running towards the cafeteria?"

"Yeah, you said it was so dark. I didn't know what was wrong with my head at the time. It seemed like I had hallucinations. I ran to the cafeteria disobediently, thinking it was dinner. I didn't know until I realized Got to run in the direction of the track, so I was late."

Instructor Gal frowned and said, "You foodie, if you make a mistake for the first time, forget it. Next time, you will never forgive me. You are allowed to join the list."

"Thank you, Instructor Gal."

At this time, several soldiers came up and said that they were dreaming, and they were also allowed to join the ranks.
When there were still eight people left, Instructor Gal emphasized: "Attention everyone, I don't want to hear about your dreams anymore. How can there be so many dreams? As a Sanxian, can you have so many dreams when you are resting?" ? This has exceeded the normal range, and from now on, I don't want to hear this reason again."

At this moment, the "chat group" rang.

A soldier immediately sent a voice transmission: "Oh, Rist, you have finally turned on the 'chat group' mode. I am so worried. It will be my turn to explain the reason in a while. Do you have a better reason? .”

"Oh, it's hard to say. Now that the reasons have been said over and over again, it's hard to find a suitable reason."

The remaining four soldiers, because they could not think of a reason, "cause of death is unknown" and were not allowed to be included.

Finally it was the fat man's turn. The fat man walked forward barefoot and gave his reason for being late: "Instructor Gal, what a coincidence, I did hear the whistle, but just before the whistle sounded, I suddenly felt something epiphany."

"An epiphany?"

Fatty nodded, "Instructor Gal, you know that the most important thing for a Sanxian is epiphany, this sudden epiphany is rare, maybe this epiphany can greatly improve my strength.

How I wish I could run out when I hear the whistle, but can I?I can't, Instructor Gal!Because if I do, then I will miss this opportunity, and it may be eons before I have such an epiphany again.

As the saying goes, if you make a mistake, you will be hated for thousands of years, and if you look back, it will be hundreds of millions of years!So I can't lose this opportunity to become stronger, I want to become a stronger person.The stronger the soldiers, the stronger the alliance. I think that when I become stronger, I will definitely dedicate my strength to the Radiance Alliance.

So for the sake of the future of the Radiance Alliance, I decided to complete this epiphany at all costs, even if I will be punished in the future. "

As soon as these remarks came out, all the soldiers present, including the instructor, fell into absolute silence!

Fatty's reason sounded flawless, and he even raised the reason for his lateness to the rise and fall of the Radiance Alliance.

talent!When everyone had said all the reasons they could think of, only the fat man could think of this reason.

Clap!Instructor Gal suddenly applauded.

"If a soldier is strong, the alliance is strong. That's right. But you lost your shoes, and you can't take care of yourself. How can you take care of the alliance?" Instructor Garr asked.

The fat man continued: "It's like this, Instructor Gal. After I finished my comprehension, I rushed out immediately, eager to return to the team. I don't want everyone to wait too long for me, so I lost my shoes."

Instructor Gal looked at Fatty, and didn't ask him what he had realized. He just nodded and said, "Approved!"

[Fatty's eloquence is good, maybe it will be more useful on the battlefield in the future. ] Instructor Gal thought in his heart.

In fact, Instructor Garr is not training everyone in this way to make things difficult for everyone, but to train everyone's thinking ability, because those who are late will be allowed to join as long as they have a good reason.This is like being caught by the enemy and trying to break free, this is also an exercise.

Instructor Gal looked at the remaining four people and asked, "Why are you four late, have you figured out why?"

The four hesitated, some said that they were slow to react, some said that they were dreaming. In short, Instructor Gal didn't want to hear these reasons anymore.

Instructor Gal gave each of the four a pair of feet and asked them to sing the song "I'm a Dog."

Since your brain is not working well, you should bear more humiliation, and you will have a greater hope of surviving on the battlefield in the future.

After punishing those four people, these four people were allowed to enter the list.

Then, Instructor Garr said, "Today is a good day. After yesterday's one-day training, everyone is considered a new recruit. Today is the second day you came here, and it can be said that it is the beginning of your military training career." .Yesterday made you very happy. But from today, what I want to tell you is that this kind of happiness no longer exists, and you should forget yesterday's happiness now."

What, yesterday's happiness, yesterday's happiness?
The more than 50 soldiers present were all puzzled, because they all knew in their hearts that they were mentally tense yesterday, and they had come from suffering. Compared with the life in the academy, it was hell.

At this time, Instructor Gal said: "Well, I think you should have a lot of questions about why you were happy yesterday, and what kind of 'surprise' this instructor will bring to you next. It doesn't matter, the 'surprise' will come soon , I will announce one thing, everyone listen to the order."

When all the soldiers heard this, they immediately became vigilant.

"All the soldiers listened to the order. All the soldiers returned to the dormitory immediately and brought the necessary luggage and items. I don't care what method you use to bring them. You only have 30 seconds. Within 30 seconds, gather at the same place. Start!"

Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!
A group of figures took advantage of the darkness and quickly moved towards their dormitory.

(End of this chapter)